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Oh boy, look what UPS just dropped off!

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marauders/harry potter fans who "don't agree with jk rowling" are like if people loved the leopard mascot for the leopards eating peoples faces party so they wore all the merch and drew art of the mascot and talked about the leopard mascot all the time but don't worry! they don't support the leopards eating peoples faces party! they're just completely indistinguishable from people who do because they both love the leopard mascot and make loving the leopard mascot 99% of their personality, "why do people feel unsafe around me when i very clearly don't support the leopards eating peoples faces party?" says the person in the leopards eating peoples faces party merch (don't worry they bought it second hand so the leopards eating peoples faces party don't get any money from them)

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Elsbeth + 🧡🤍🩷

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two of swords

Vikram stabs himself even when he isn't certain he'll come back.

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i sleep diagonally so i wake up to a dutch angle view of my ceiling symbolising my descent into madness

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the horrors persist but my friends write beautiful fanfic

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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

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maybe you have to consider that the power of friendship fucking rules

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rewatching psych via forcing my sister to watch it with me and picking up on sooo many funny little details. mainly that shawn technically never introduces himself to juliet as a psychic. which means she either walked into that first case and went 🫵diner guy what are you doing here and why are you having a seizure OR lassie complained about shawn the whole way back to the station from the diner

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always get a large sized drink. you don’t know what life has in store

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I'm kind of obsessed with the way sheep are handled. So efficiently. It always looks kind of unpleasant at first and then you notice the sheep are fine with it. They're always being flipped upside down and rolled down a chute or some shit. A shepherd will be tossing that thang in the air and spinning it like pizza dough & the sheep just lets it happen

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the beauty of early 2000s shows is that they just... stuck to the bit. You watch this show to see a neurodiverent man solve crime with his best friend, you will get that for 8 seasons. We said this show would be about an ex-spy and his employer who built an AI and the people they save. They will do it even when they admit in the show it makes no sense because that's what you signed up for. Leverage commited so much that they got a modern version that still does the same thing instead of being 6 episode seasons about one big con.

I miss "filler" episodes, but they aren't filler because that's what you signed up for! that's why you watch the show! to see them do the thing you started watching the show for!

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every episode where they send harry in to befriend the mark

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one of the deans in beijing dance academy rehearses with students

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.