Forget girl/boyfriend, get yourself a toyfriend
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my toyfriend just said briar is such a throatslut name and that its the name i should use when i want everyone to know that im the easiest fuck in town and ummm thats kinda the hottest thing of all time to me 😵💫
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SCREAM omfg you’re an angel im so fucking flattered I’m like. a blushing puddle rn cuz ur so ridiculously hot and gorgeous and sweet and lovely all at once thank u sooo much 😭 also um hi thanks for making my fauxcest kink way worse rly quickly too ahahah
love from soft-toyfriend 🥺🧸💝
Aaaah honey you're so fucking cute 🩷🩷🩷 you're gorgeous and deserve all the good attention (also you're welcome for the fauxcest feelings, it's my specialty 😘)
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✧・゚: *✧・゚:* ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* ✧・゚: *✧
tell me I’m the love of your life, just for the night
even if you don’t mean it
*:・゚✧*:・゚✧ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
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GUYS GUYS LISTEN
I JUST FOUND THE BEST POSSIBLE GENDER NEUTRAL TERM FOR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND
TOYFRIEND
CAUSE IM YOUR FUCK TOY ^^
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surprise delivery from my toyfriend what the fuxk
wappy dog.................
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Sergio and Beau propaganda real? (not clickbait)
i have entered this mild mannered viola player and his weird toyfriend into the @bestocship poll and they got in, which means of course i now get free reign to be as annoying about these two as possible!
Meet the two protagonists of the (eventual) visual novel called Collector's Dream!
(art by my dear friend @liminals-space )
WHY SHOULD YOU VOTE FOR THESE TWO?
its simple, really. I liek them :]
but no really beau and sergio are near and dear to my heart, learning ren'py on a whim months ago because i wanted to make the story with them something real that can be shared with others, and although i am a very Slow worker who easily distracts cirself, by god i will make it real.
Now these two arent exactly a traditional ship youd see anywhere, this is mostly because beau is objectum and sergio is a pair of actual hands away for trying to end the world. HOWEVER despite that they contain traits you can usually find in more popular ships!
for example, human/robot or human/demon! people like that kind of stuff right? people also usually tend to like height differences! huh whats that? ... ive been informed most people into height difference ships between a human and a nonhuman usually prefer it when the human is the smaller one. hm. oh well
oh well, their lack of traditionally advertise-able traits doesnt really matter when in the end theyre very cute together anyway. sometimes a loving marriage is between a viola player and a raging spirit turned into a goofy robot, please consider voting for these two! if i win ill be happy and if i lose ill also be happy because either way im making people look at them, which was my goal all along, i win either way!
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same as previous post, got tagged in a post by @afemwolfboy but reblog chain was getting very long, so new post!
tag game rules: shuffle your ‘on repeat’ playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag some people 🎶
I don’t really have an “on repeat” playlist, but here are some songs I’ve listened to a lot recently:
Booty Swing - Parov Stelar
Toyfriend - TripleQ
All That She Wants - Ace of Base
Äppelknyckarjazz - Movitz!
Wellerman - Betty Boom ft. Ashley Slater
Du Får Aldrig Nog - Dag Vag
Pop/Stars vs Megalovania - Dj Cutman
Heron Blue - Sun Kil Moon
High With Somebody - Sandro Cavazza
RICKIE - Acrylo
tagging @lady-viccy @draculas-husband @drukhari
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I'm taking back toyfriend from my ex that's mine now
Me and my friends using each other to get off and it's all very cool and consensual and morally sound
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foxy was my boyfriend
so slick so sharp so cool
his hotrod was his toyfriend
til they challenged him to a duel
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