HELLO THERE i wasnt able to make anything special for halloween sadly bc i got busy :(
have tpc incorrect quotes as compensation/hj
(i added one or two of my ocs just for the funsies)
Cyan: Apparently ‘double stuffed’ oreos only contain 1.87 times the stuffing of regular oreos...
Gold: Round that up.
Cyan: 1.9
Gold: Round it up another time.
Cyan: 1.9
Gold: Another time.
Cyan: 1.9
Gold: Could you PLEASE round it up for me just ONE MORE TIME, Cyan.
Cyan: 1.9
Orange: And that concludes our rounding of oreos.
Tsavorite: oreos are already round
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Tsavorite: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen!
Orange: That’s a fucking snake
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Cube: HELP! I’M DROWNING!
Lythorus: Chill. We’re only in five and a half feet of water, Cube.
Cube: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL, LYTHORUS!
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Iris: I’m not mad, I just need to know why you two had a fake ID.
Tsavorite: -Incoherent mumbling-
Iris: Huh?
Orange: …You need to be 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo…
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Gold: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.
Pyrare: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?
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Heli: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I’m falling asleep already. “Cowards” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.
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Cyan, on a random band name generator: Ooh! “They Might Be Depressed Horses”! That about sums up our entire group.
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Marcle: Hello, McDonald's. I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.
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Pentellow: Where’s Tsavorite?
Orange: Around
Pentellow: "Around"?
Orange: You don’t have any idea, do you?
Tsavorite, dropping down from above: Did any of you guys know there’s a space above the ceiling?!
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Lythorus: Hey bro, what do you want to eat?
Cubic: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT.
Cube: A bagel.
Cubic: NO!
Cube: Two bagels.
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Tsavorite: In my defense, I was left unsupervised!
Iris: Wasn’t Orange with you, though??
Orange: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Tsavorite: -Floating out, disappointed after visiting an aquarium-
Orange: Tsav, what did you THINK a tiger shark was?!
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Tsavorite: But that place is haunted…!
Orange: Ghosts prey on fear. Just be confident!
Tsavorite, marching into the haunted house: I AM NOT SCARED! I AM NOT A PUSSY!
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Cube: What can therapy do for me that screaming in the bathroom for 30 minutes can’t?
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Lythorus: I was just diagnosed with deez.
Gold: Good, I hope it’s lethal.
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Cyan: So, Gold, I've been thinking–
Gold: That's pretty dangerous for you.
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Quintagon: Hexagram, how do you feel about lifting heavy things?
Hexagram: My doctor just said I should avoid–
Quintagon: Being a wuss? I agree.
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Dub: -On the phone- (About Lycanthropy) Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.
Dub: Anyways, you said Cyanide is enjoying finger painting! That's great.
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Beau: Sorry, who are you?
Cubic: Oh, I’m Cubic
Beau: Oh yeah, I’ve heard about you from Cube…
Cubic: Are you his friend or some shit??
Beau: No.
Beau: I’m his therapist.
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Orange: It’s a little funny how well you and Gold get along… Didn’t he hate you at first?
Tsavorite: Gold hates everybody at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people!
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Pyrare: -Winks for some reason-
Iris, Cube and Pentellow, holding up crosses: -SCREAMING-
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Yall. I just noticed something in tpc and I dont think my heart can take it..
So we all know how iris and orange have a good bond, right? But I dont think they have the best bond... Especially after looking at the details of orange's face whenever iris uses his ability near him..
For example this, scene. Right before iris walked by orange was fine, ya know he was chillen. But then when iris walked by while using his ability, he's automatically scared?
LOOK AT HIM. HES TERRIFIED.
And it happens again too!
Why is he so scared???? Does he know too much about iris?? Has he had some sort of vision of the future that involves iris?????
Someone help me put my mind at peace! Anyone pppllleeeaaassssseeeeee!!
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TPC FAN? (sameee) ANWYAS I WOULD VERY MUCH APPRECIATE A TCP AU LOREDUMP!! /pos
BEHOLD THE GOSPEL AU (ignore that the name says Geo thats outdated (also do not ask why the au is called gospel (i was running out of names and gospel sounds cool)))
IN THIS AU CYAN DOES NOT KNOW LEVITATION MAGIC AND INSTEAD HAS HIS OWN UNIQUE MAGIC AND THE OTHER HEROES ALSO HAVE THEIR OWN MAGIC
ORANGE CAN SHAPESHIFT INTO ANIMALS
GOLD CAN CLOAK TO BE INVISIBLE OR DISGUISE AS OTHER CORRUPTS (LITERALLY SPY TF2 SDFSDFSD)
AND TSAVORITE CAN INSTANTLY HEAL HIMSELF AND OTHERS AROUND HIM
ALSO IN THIS AU HEROES HAVE TO BE MANUALLY TAUGHT HOW TO FLY AND USE THEIR LASER (or teach themselves)
FUN FACT GOLD TAUGHT HIMSELF HOW TO USE A LAZER AND HE ALSO TAUGHT HIMSELF HOW TO FLY BY THROWING HIMSELF OFF A CLIFF SO HE WOULD HAVE TO FLY TO SURVIVE SO HE USED BRUTE FORCE AND THEN USED THAT SAME BRUTE FORCE METHOD TO TEACH THE OTHER HEROES HOW TO USE THEIR POWERS🕺🕺🕺🕺
also even tho Cyan doesnt know how to fly (YET) he can use a laser HOWEVER he doesnt use it often and his preferred weapon of choice is a sword
iris is his mentor cus fellow sword wielder and Gold is his magic mentor for how to use magic n stuff
ALSO in this AU the heroes are much more competent and independent especially cyan
in this AU when Cube got knocked out from being yeeted a bajillion miles instead of just waiting around to lycan to inevitably find him he immediately sprung into action by using a literal VINE AND BROKEN LOG to drag Cube to the nearest village and get help for em both and thats how they end up meeting chipzel :] (in case u cant tell i really want cyan to be more a badass LMAODFSDFSDFS)
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