The Princess Royal’s Official Engagements in October 2023
02/10 As President of the Riding for the Disabled Association visited Avon Riding Centre, to mark its 40th Anniversary. 🐴🥳
03/10 Held two Investiture ceremonies at Windsor Castle. 🎖️
With Sir Tim As Patron of the Minchinhampton Centre for the Elderly, visited Horsfall House, Minchinhampton. 👵🏻👴🏻
04/10 In Cornwall Princess Anne visited;
Origin Coffee in Porthleven. ☕️
Camborne School of Mines at the Penryn Campus of University of Exeter, in Penryn. 🔨
St Ewe Free Range Eggs Packing Centre in Truro. 🥚
05/10 As Colonel of The Blues and Royals (Royal Horse Guards and 1st Dragoons), attended a Household Cavalry Medal Parade at Powle Lines, Picton Barracks in Wiltshire. 🫡
07/10 With Sir Tim Attended the Scotland vs Ireland Rugby World Cup match at the Stade de France in Paris. 🏴🇮🇪🇫🇷🏉
09/10 As Patron of Livability, visited Livability Millie College in Poole. 🏫
As Patron of UK Youth, visited Avon Tyrrell Outdoor Activity Centre in Bransgore. 🧗♀️
10/10 Attended a Future of UK Food Systems Seminar held by Crops for the Future at the National Institute of Agricultural Botany in Cambridge. 🚜
As Commandant-in-Chief (Youth) of St. John Ambulance, opened the new Ambulance Hub in Castle Donington. 🚑
11/10 Held two investiture ceremonies at Windsor Castle. 🎖️
Unofficial, Sir Tim attended the opening of the New Zealand Liberation Museum, Te Arawhata, in Le Quesnoy, France. 🇫🇷🇳🇿
As Patron of Scots in London Group attended a Reception at St Columba’s Church of Scotland. 🏴
Attended a Blue Seal Club Dinner at the Cavalry and Guards Club in Piccadilly, London. 🤵♂️
12/10 As Patron of the Campaign for Gordonstoun, chaired a Cabinet Meeting at the Lansdowne Club, London. 🏫
As Patron of English Rural Housing Association, attended a Parish Council Rural Housing Conference at Eversholt Hall, Bedfordshire. 🏡
Visited the Aircraft Research Association in Bedford. ✈️
As Grand Master of the Royal Victorian Order, attended Evensong and a Reception at The King’s Chapel of the Savoy, London. 🎶
14/10 Sir Tim represented Princess Anne, Patron of the Wiltshire Horn Society, at a dinner on the occasion of their centenary. 🐑
15/10 As Member of the International Olympic Committee, and Chairman of the International Olympic Committee Members Election Commission, attended the first day of the 141st International Olympic Committee Session in Mumbai, India. 🇮🇳
16/10 As Member of the International Olympic Committee, and Chairman of the International Olympic Committee Members Election Commission, attended the second day of the 141st International Olympic Committee Session in Mumbai, India. 🇮🇳
Attended an IOC Reception at Jio World Centre. 🌏
17/10 As Member of the International Olympic Committee, and Chairman of the International Olympic Committee Members Election Commission, attended the third day of the 141st International Olympic Committee Session in Mumbai, India. 🇮🇳
Visited the Commonwealth War Graves Commission Bombay 1914-1918 Memorial at the Indian Sailors’ Home, in Mumbai. 🪖
Attended a reception at the residence of His Majesty’s Trade Commissioner for South Asia and Deputy High Commissioner for Western India in Mumbai. 🌏
Unofficial Sir Tim attended a memorial service for Lord Lawson (former Chancellor of the Exchequer) at St. Margaret’s church in Westminster ⛪️
19/10 Hosted a Reception with the King, Queen and the Duchess of Edinburgh at Buckingham Palace to thank those who contributed to and were involved with the State Funeral of The late Queen Elizabeth II and with the Coronation of Their Majesties. 🥂
With Sir Tim, As Colonel-in-Chief of the Royal Army Veterinary Corps attended the launch of the Corps History Book at the National Army Museum in London. 📚
With Sir Tim, As Patron of the Royal Navy and Royal Marines Charity, attended the Trafalgar Night Dinner at the Old Royal Naval College in Greenwich, London. 🤵♀️🤵♂️
20/10 Opened Cutbush and Corrall Charity almshouse accommodation in Maidstone.
Opened the Royal British Legion Industries Centenary Village, Greenwich House, in Aylesford, Kent.
As Patron of the Butler Trust, visited HM Prison Elmley.
24/10 Held an Investiture at Windsor Castle. 🎖️
As President of the English-Speaking Union of the Commonwealth, delivered the Evelyn Wrench Lecture at Dartmouth House in London. 🏴
25/10 In Scotland Princess Anne visited;
The International Society for Optics and Photonics Photonex Exhibition at Scottish Event Campus in Glasgow. 🔍
As President of Victim Support Scotland, visited the National Office-West in Glasgow. 🫂
Peter Equi and Sons Limited Ice Cream Manufacturer. 🍦
26/10 Opened the National Honey Show at Sandown Park Racecourse in Esher, Surrey. 🍯 🐝
As Royal Patron of the Security Institute, this afternoon attended the Annual Conference at the Royal Society of Medicine in London. ⛓️
With Sir Tim As President of the Royal Yachting Association, attended a 50th Anniversary of the Yachtmaster Scheme Dinner at Trinity House, London. 🛥️🍽️
27/10 Held an Investiture at Buckingham Palace. 🎖️
31/10 In Scotland;
As Patron of the Moredun Foundation, attended a Conference at Moredun Research Institute, Pentlands Science Park, in Penicuik. 🧬
As Royal Patron of the Leuchie Forever Fund, attended a Reception to launch Leuchie House’s new strategy in Edinburgh. 🏡
As Chancellor of the University of Edinburgh, held a Chancellor’s Dinner at the Palace of Holyroodhouse. 👩🎓
Total official engagements for Anne in October: 47
2023 total so far: 400
Total official engagements accompanied by Tim in October: 6
2023 total so far: 81
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Thousand Arc Reactor Derived Intertemporal Starship, but we just call her Thousand Sunny
OR, “Why Are So Many of These Space-Time Adventurers Extremely Hot?”: An Essay Crisis Bi-Panic Essay By Sanji Jambenoire
I apologize in advance for this, like, wow.
4042 words; come and feast your eyes upon what is definitely a most unholy of unions between two of my favorite fandoms and I’m still amazed I took this long to come up with it despite the fact it should have been clear in retrospect that I’m a ticking time bomb; contains ZoSan and mentions of other ships for our favorite blond bicycle, as well as some Sanji ogling because, well, it’s Sanji;
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Things had not exactly been normal since the day Monkey D. Luffy crashed into Sanji’s life.
For one, the dude was a fucking alien. Not, like, from a foreign country alien, but from another goddamned galaxy. Literally. The asshole crashed his ship into his foster dad’s restaurant and everything had devolved from there. One minute he was kicking out an asshole who wasted food, the next there’s this blue box smoldering in the dining room, with a young man stumbling out to announce how hungry he was and stretched his limbs to gobble up the food the asshole was going to waste.
Yeah. Stretched. Like taffy. Bloody fucking alien from outer space.
Secondly, after a lot of arguing, his dad kicked him out of the restaurant and onto the ship, claiming it would do him some good. While the thing nominally looked like a blue police box, inside the seemingly-wooden doors and there truly was an entire ship inside. It was a rather big adjustment, but everything seemed to slot into place fairly easily…
…and that mostly was because of the third thing: the rest of the “ship’s crew” was more than a bit on the odd side.
Luffy had a habit of… collecting people, as it were. Sanji was only one of many people he ended up collecting in his adventures. Well… maybe the term “collecting” wasn’t entirely the case. Possibly “acquired” might be better. No matter what, it was a weird group, though they always made things feel natural, in a ways.
Then again, how could one think things were really, genuinely natural when there was a nine-foot skeleton, a blue-haired cyborg, and a man-fish that sort of wandered around everywhere?
Not a terribly easy thing to do—he really deserved a fucking medal.
Thusly, Sanji traveled with this man—this Time Lord—and his motley crew of weirdos whose origins stretched throughout time and space. There were a lot of Time Lords out there, and the most enigmatic of them with the initial D. in their name, and sometimes, their paths crossed.
“I swear by all that is right in the galaxies, Strawhat-ya, I will break my Hippocratic Oath one day and flat-out murder you,” grumbled the Time Lord they were now currently stranded on a planet with. Both of their ships had picked up distress signals, which meant that Luffy—the Straw Hat—wanted to investigate and Trafalgar Law—the Surgeon—had wanted to make certain there was no one that needed medical attention. Unluckily for both of them, tractor beams kept both their ships grounded while they attempted to figure out what was keeping them there.
“Shishishi—looks like there’s no other choice but to go on an adventure, Torao!” Luffy grinned draping his arm around the other man’s shoulders in the casual way only an interdimensional trickster-god-cum-hazard-to-all-life-itself could pull off. “Isn’t that great?!”
“It’s… something.” Law glared at the small cluster of Luffy’s “crew” that had gathered and attempted to bore a hole through them with only his eyes. When it didn’t work, he raised an eyebrow. “Maybe you happen to have some sense of normalcy, unlike your captain.”
“I’d agree with you,” Sanji shrugged, “but he did convince us to leave our lives and travel with him.”
The Surgeon closed his eyes and grumbled—of course he did.
-_-_-_-_-_-_-
The biggest thing about travelling with Monkey D. Luffy—the Straw Hat, Time Lord Extraordinaire—Sanji found was that he did like to keep an interesting ship.
The particular space-time ship that they were on was custom-built by a cyborg named Franky, the sleek walls and tasteful décor contrasting his loud and obnoxious personality. Was he just an American? From the future? The blond really didn’t know. Shit, he didn’t even know what the Historian found in him.
Oh, yeah, there were other Time Lords on the crew as well. The Historian—Nico Robin, to some—was a powerful woman whose ability to replicate her limbs made Sanji’s heart flutter at the possibilities. The Musician—Soul King Brook—was the walking skeleton with an ear for music so uncanny it could alter emotions and thoughts. The Physician—Tony Tony Chopper—could transform between different sorts of reindeer-themed forms. It was all a bit much, really.
It wasn’t as though the non-Time Lord crewmembers were shoddy, however. Nami was a cartography whiz with the innate ability to find their way through a transtemporal storm with ease. Usopp was an incredible marksman, having grown up in an idyllic colony where really the only thing to do on the entire planet was target practice. Jinbe, despite being an Earthen Sea Devil from the dawn of time, if one would believe, was an excellent driver and could handle any craft from the sprawling multi-dimensional ship to a motorbike. Roronoa Zoro of the Shimotsuki Clan of Wano Prefecture, the spicy-as-fuck actual samurai from the actual Sengoku fucking Jidai fuck fuck fuck why is he hot like a tater tot, could cut through pert near anything with his three swords. No, one of them was not permanently attached. Sanji was not equipped to see all four of the man’s “swords” at once.
It almost made his talent of cooking seem like child’s play, in a way.
-_-_-_-_-_-_-
“How in the hell have we really survived this long?”
Sanji, Zoro, and Law were all watching as Luffy, Usopp, Chopper, and several members of Law’s crew bounced happily on the spongy surface of the planet, Robin having deduced that it was a living organism of sorts that colonized the planet after more active species accidentally left some during a resupply stop. Much of the Straw Hat and Surgeon’s crews were off investigating the area, all with the exception of the dozen who were left.
“This is… typical,” Law muttered. “Whenever Strawhat-ya is around, logic and reason and maturity seem to go right out the airlock.”
“Eh, could be worse,” Zoro shrugged. The other two looked at him, eyebrows raised. “We could also be underwater right now.”
Ah, yes, the tragic flaw of the Time Lord: their bodies were so dense due to the extra… stuff allowing them to do their respective weirdo things that they could not float. Sanji knew it well, having had to fish Luffy out of the shallow end of a kiddie pool before. Law was also suspiciously silent—it nearly sounded like he was in agreement.
“Hey, Captain!” one of the Surgeon’s minions laughed. Porg? Penguin? Puffin? Sanji couldn’t keep track anymore. “Come on! Jump with us!”
“I’ll stay here, thank you,” Law grumbled. “Where is Ikkaku-ya and Clione-ya? I need their report.”
“You’re also starting to think there’s no need for distress beacons on this plant too, aren’t you?” Sanji wondered aloud. He side-eyed Law and tried not to drool—how in the hell did he make those gross tats look delectable? “It really is too damn quiet.”
“Wish it weren’t the case, Blackleg-ya.” There was a loud thud behind him and they turned, seeing the Surgeon’s aforementioned crewmates scrambling to get to their feet and run to them. “Report.”
“We think we found the source of the distress signal,” the man, Clione, replied as he gulped for breath. “It was definitely a plea for assistance from a sentient being.”
“Was…?” Zoro wondered, eyebrow raised.
Ikakku’s mouth twisted as she tried not to shudder. “You ever see turkey jerky?”
No; Zoro had never seen a turkey, let alone a jerky of it.
-_-_-_-_-_-_-
Every so often, they take a break on Earth. Mostly it’s Sanji and Nami’s home spacetime, in their flat that they only can afford because his foster dad owns the building, and it’s not like they really mind. Logueton is a decently-sized city, with enough weird shite going on that people might look twice at the Musician, but not think too hard about it.
It also helps that UNIT’s there, although they’re not much help either. Absolutely riddled with other Time Lords, it acts as the front to all the extraterrestrial hullabaloo that goes on, explaining it away as military drills or film sets or a gas leak. Some days it succeeds better than others. They’re working on it.
It was dark as Sanji was walking back from his closing shift at the Baratie, his foster father’s riverboat restaurant, when he came across Zoro staring at a tree. Well, more like glaring at the tree.
“Oi, marimo, it’s not going to bow unless you cut it,” he mentioned around his cigarette. He took a drag and let the smoke filter out slowly in the cool evening air as he walked up to the other man. “What did it ever do to you?”
“You don’t have trees here.”
“You’re looking straight at one, dipshit.”
“…but it’s one tree. Why aren’t there many others? I get lost so easy without the trees.”
“…because this isn’t a nature park or forest,” Sanji frowned. He looked at the way the Western dress shirt and slacks hung on Zoro and choked back a whine—fuck, he could be a model… a surly, green-haired, built-as-hell model. “Maybe I can take you to one on my next day off. Would you like that?”
“Is that a Logueton courtship ritual?”
“It doesn’t have to be.” Except, please, yes, just do it already. “Come on; let’s walk home.”
“Another courtship ritual.”
“What’s with you and the courtship rituals?”
“You’re the one who keeps suggesting them.”
“…and what is that supposed to mean?”
“It means that if we hurry back to the flat then there will be no one there to overhear me bust your ass raw with my hips.”
A curled eyebrow raised. “Oh…? How cute. You think you’d top.”
“Don’t need to in order to make you lose all control, future pretty boy.”
Sanji grinned, terrified. Oh, it was on.
-_-_-_-_-_-_-
Ikkaku and Clione did genuinely find the source of the distress signals, but it wasn’t pretty.
It had been the doing of another Time Lord, one that was clearly more vicious than any of the ones within their current ranks. Both crews gathered around the charred corpse, most none too pleased that they were dealing with something this big already.
“Who do you think it was?” Nami scowled. “This doesn’t look like the Garrison’s doing.”
“Miss Nami,” one of the Surgeon’s crew grimaced, “with all due respect: the man is West Quadrant Mafioso.”
“She’s right—he’s too into guns,” the Historian supplied. “This is also not the Haboob—the victim is too hydrated.”
“Sand-themed shit should give you a better name than Haboob,” Usopp frowned. He then looked at the Historian with a raised eyebrow. “How would you know?”
“Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers for,” Jinbe said. He glanced up at the Straw Hat, who seemed to be vibrating in excitement. “You seem to know what’s going on, don’t you?”
“Nope!” Luffy beamed. “This is pretty neat though, isn’t it? The mystery! The adventure!”
“Something that knew how to send a distress signal is dead,” the Physician chided as he examined the corpse. The Surgeon knelt next to him, watching pensively. “What do you think?”
“The body was clearly damaged after death,” he replied. Taking a finger, he outlined the neck, stopping at a specific point. “Point of impact was here—they tried to misdirect the blame, make it seem as though someone like the Haboob or the Electrician, but the signs are there, pointing to only one person.”
“Whom?”
“None other than the Heavenly Yaksha himself, Blackleg-ya,” the Surgeon said, deathly serious. “There’s going to be additional bodies somewhere—possibly a colony or a ship that fell by the wayside—and that’s where we’re going to find answers.”
Why couldn’t they have a normal, less-threatening adventure for once? Weird food and pretty space-women and maybe some bizarro-world environments like saltwater in rain and native species that had eyes in their hands. Was that really too much to ask?
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“While I appreciate you’ve made friends, I’d like if you not get distracted while at work.”
Sanji snapped out of his stupor and looked down at the stock pot in front of him, near to bubbling over and ruining the soup. His face went red as he adjusted the heat and glared at his foster father from across the Baratie’s kitchen.
“I wasn’t thinking about them,” he lied.
“Carne lives right below you and that Japanese lad had you screaming into your mattress for two hours last night.” Oh, fuck—caught. “See you got over Viola pretty quick.”
“She wanted a stability I am not ready to provide.”
“Pudding’s been asking after you again.”
“She attends my cookery class once and she’s the most in love she claims to have ever been in.”
“Gin stopped in yesterday.”
“What can I say? I’m just destined to leave a trail of broken hearts behind me.”
“You’re destined to burn the fucking soup if you’re not careful,” his dad snapped. “If I crack open a history book about feudal Japan, am I going to see a woodcut of your new bedwarmer committing seppuku due to the painful memory of his blond lover from the stars?”
“You wound me.”
“You get away from the fucking soup and work on chopping this veg—maybe the repetition will clear your head before the dinner rush.”
“You sure giving me a knife is a good idea, Pops?”
“Just the fuck away from the soup, Eggplant.”
“Yeah, yeah…” Sanji took the knife and began chopping vegetables for use in other dishes later that night. He popped a stick of chewing gum in his mouth and started on the onions—what a great single solution for multiple problems. “At least I get a leg up every now and then.”
“You don’t want to know what I get up to,” Zeff scoffed from the soup. “It’d make your toes curl.”
“Wouldn’t change the fact that you still go home to a cat.” Sanji grinned inwardly—ha, got him.
“At least it’s not a ball of moss.”
Fuck—had him there.
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As usual, the Surgeon was correct with pinpoint accuracy. There were more bodies further out, clustered around what appeared to be not only a downed spaceship, but a generations-old colony that surrounded it. Both crews moved about the carnage with unease.
“It must have just happened,” Usopp noticed. “The grass is still pretty short—I’d say the last time they ran a mower through was a week ago.”
“That’s how you notice?” Sanji scoffed. A weird feeling lurched in his gut as he looked around; there was something extra-wrong about this. “What are the rest of you seeing?”
“There’s absolutely no one adorned in any sort of decoration,” one of the Surgeon’s crew said. “There’s no jewelry, necklaces, rings, tattoos, piercings… and everyone has one of three haircuts.”
“Not only that,” the Physician whimpered, “there’s a sour smell in the air, worse than death normally is.”
“No children,” the Historian replied. She allowed the Physician to bury his face in her side, patting him as a mother would her child. “This colony has been around for many decades, and yet there are no children. There is a school, but none of her students amongst the dead. It is highly improbable all of them escaped.”
“Then we just have to find the survivors,” Luffy nodded. Sanji glanced over at the Surgeon, noting how the other man had gone near sheet-white in his face. “What’s wrong, Torao?”
“I hate being right,” the Surgeon grumbled. He nodded once, gesturing over towards a building with a crossed-out smiley face painted on it. “That’s his symbol.”
“Who’s?” Luffy asked, picking his nose. Nami smacked him on the backside of his head, causing him to tumble forward.
“Heavenly Yaksha, you moron!” she sniped. “Weren’t you even listening back there?! I don’t want to get mixed up in that creep’s business!”
“Sorry, but we already are,” Bepo said. For being a bipedal talking polar bear, he certainly had an adorable, little brother sort of air about him. “By answering the distress signal, we’re in it now.”
“Luffy, if I’m late for my next shift because of this, I’m going to kick your ass,” Sanji hissed. The Straw Hat simply grinned at him before wandering off.
“We travel in space-time ships,” Franky noted. “Being late for work is a super-high improbability.”
“...except it’s Luffy: everything improbable happens when it comes to him.”
Shit—he was right.
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It was weird enough splitting his time between his father’s restaurant and adventuring throughout time and space, but it was much weirder as the two lives he lived began to blur together like a glitch between reality and the Matrix.
At least Nami living at his flat had been pretty normal before then. She was Human, as most people on Earth came, and that wasn’t too disorienting. It was when the rest of Luffy’s collection began showing up around Logueton and at the Baratie did it become a point of contention.
The Historian wasn’t terribly bad, sitting in the corner with tea and a book, and Zeff guessed the Musician and Jinbe were alright on a slow day, but the Straw Hat showing up usually meant that there was something weird about to happen, and chances were something was also going to be broken. Few of the rest of them made for a calmer time, which raised the old man’s blood pressure more than he cared to admit.
“I hate to say that your cross-century affair is one of the most normal things about this,” Zeff said through gritted teeth. He was overseeing as his dining room was being cleaned up, as Usopp had been working on a new batch of Ghost Pepper Exploding Stars and Luffy, Franky, and Chopper had knocked into him, the entire thing exploding. Tears streamed down their faces as they cleaned, the materials of the munitions getting to them. Sanji and some of the rest of staff were watching as well, waiting to be able to prep to open the restaurant.
“It’s weirder that our little shit’s not sleeping with the ginger after all,” Carne mumbled. Patty hit his fist atop the other man’s head and he cursed. “Hey! He’s fucking horny and she’s a hot score! It’d be hard for anyone to keep out of her bed, I imagine.”
“You’re just pissed you lost money on it,” Patty quipped. Eh, couldn’t argue there. He looked over at the corner booth where Zoro was sleeping while Robin read and Jinbe and Brook shared tea. “Aren’t any of you going to help?”
“They need to learn to clean their own messes,” Brook chuckled. “Besides, ghost pepper sauce is for ribs that still have meat on them… which I distinctly lack.”
“I still wonder some days what kind of soup you boil into,” Carne shot back. The Musician shivered at the chill in the air—how threatening.
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The two crews eventually found where the colony’s children were being held hostage, and it was subsequently difficult for them all not to go bloody ballistic. The children—along with a small group of adults—were tied up and imprisoned inside a laboratory, with a small staff milling about freely. When the leader saw the Surgeon had broken into the lair, he tried to hide his fear behind laughter.
“Funny it is to see you here, Trafalgar Law,” he chortled. “I see you’ve brought some friends.”
“What are you doing?!” the Surgeon demanded. The lead scientist shrugged.
“Joker’s wishes,” he replied. He then turned his attention to the Straw Hat and the others. “How cute—friends? Other subjects?”
“The people who are going to kick your ass,” Luffy snarled.
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“It’s called Cup-a-Soup. I get nice ones—not the American shit. It’ll do until I can go to the store.”
Trafalgar Law stared at the box in Sanji’s hand, his brow furrowed in confusion. What about instant soup was absolutely blowing that man’s mind? He and several of his crew were currently stuffed into the flat along with all the Sunny’s usual bunch, meaning the blond didn’t have nearly enough food in the place to feed all of them at that exact moment.
“Don’t they have instant soup on your planet?”
He didn’t know if the stunned silence was cute or just plain infuriating.
“Fine; I’m taking Chopper and we’re getting supplies. None of you assholes touch anything. That includes you, Luffy!” He pointed at the stretchy Time Lord as he let go of the windowsill, allowing the twist of his arms that wrapped around his body to snap back into place. Grabbing his keys, phone, and wallet, he went with the small reindeer-teen out of the flat and began the walk to the store. “Fuck, Zeff’s going to kill me.”
“Why would he do a thing like that?” Chopper wondered. Sanji looked at his friend and sighed—the Physician was too pure a person to get embroiled in half of the shit they were involved in.
“The flat he’s currently letting Nami-swan and I rent is currently filled with no fewer than fifteen rowdy crazies from across time and space, and I know that the man who lives underneath us needs to open the restaurant in the morning.” He lit a cigarette to smoke as they went—what a fucking pain. At least it was dark out, meaning that Chopper didn’t have to worry as much about which form he was wandering about in. “I feel like I need more than a goddamned smoke.”
“You know how I feel about that,” Chopper chided gently.
“I know.” He patted him on the head. “I’ll get there, one day. Just gotta get these fucking stress levels down, you know?”
Chopper reluctantly nodded in agreement and changed into a large, fur-covered man as they went into the store. The pair went and bought enough supplies to feed a small army, with Chopper’s immense size helping as they readied to take the shopping home. On their way, they almost ran directly into a woman who was carrying a sword and wearing a pair of eyeglasses atop her head.
“Citizens! I’m from the United Naval Integral Taskforce! Have you seen a giant man-eating gorilla come out of the supermarket?! I have reports of something along that description threatening the peace!”
“It went that way,” Sanji and Chopper said in unison, pointing in the opposite in which they were walking. The woman sprinted off, leaving the other two to go about their business.
“I wonder why she just doesn’t wear contacts,” Chopper wondered.
“…and risk touching an eyeball? I get why she doesn’t.” They calmly went back to the flat and opened the door, only to find that the kitchen was now a complete disaster, with the sane ones having fled to the inside of the Sunny while someone decided to try to make Cup-a-Soup.
How Sanji had never had a stroke was honestly beyond medical knowledge.
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Caesar Clown was exactly that—a clown for Luffy to punch into oblivion as the rest of the crew freed the captured colonists. Some of the Surgeon’s crew were able to work with Franky to rig the laboratory—a spaceship in its own right—to jettison itself out of the atmosphere and past orbit, sending him back to where the Heavenly Yaksha had his base of operations. It was then up to the two crews to help bury the dead and, afterwards, lead the remaining inhabitants in a Glad to Be Alive party.
“So, who killed the colonists?” the Surgeon asked. The Straw Hat chewed his food and stared at him.
“Uhh… the Heavenly Yaksha.”
“Yes—now who did we just narrowly miss running into here because he left early?”
“The Heavenly Yaksha.”
“Good,” Sanji groaned. “Now, who did we just send Caesar Clown to?”
“Joker.”
“So this means…?”
“We still need to find out the connection between Heavenly Yaksha and Joker! Hey! Usopp! That’s my meat!” The Straw Hat dove across the table for some more mutton, which made both Sanji and the Surgeon groan in frustration.
“Blackleg-ya, I don’t really know how you do this all the bloody time,” the Time Lord said.
“To be honest? I’m not entirely sure how I do either.”
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