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[riskyalt]

THE TUBBO GHOST INCIDENT

CONTEXT: Tubbo was bugged and no one could see OR hear him, so he thought everyone was just playing a prank. Etoiles gets there and he's apparently the only person who can see him LMAOO

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Fit: Yeah are you okay?

Tubbo (in the background): Anyone? Hello?

Philza: Is Toby messaging you terrible things?

Etoiles: still laughing

Philza: I think he just left in rage because he saw, like, create pipes

Tubbo: CAN YOU SEE ME? WHAT? GUYS? HELLO?

Etoiles: Out of breath laughing

Tubbo (in the background): WAIT IS THIS FOR REAL?

Philza: Etoiles speak to me dude, what's going on?

Fit: Yeah do you need help?

Etoiles: To explain to you, Toby is bugged since 5 minutes and I disconnect, reconnect so I see him, but no one sees Toby and Toby is crying since 20 minutes saying "CAN SOMEONE SEE ME?"

Tubbo (overlapping): HELLO??? HELLO??? HELLO???

Philza, Fit and Bad: start laughing

Tubbo: GUYS???

Philza: I CAN HEAR HIM SCREAM THROUGH YOUR MIC

Bad: Wait what?

Tubbo: WHAT?? "THIS IS A DREAM TUBBO WAKE UP?"

Bad: Is he like right here and we just can't see him?

Philza: Yeah he's here apparently

Bad: That's crazy!

Fit: What??

Tubbo: THE SERVER HAS VANISHED ME

Philza: Nobody can see him apart from Etoiles

Fit: That's crazy

[minophus]

PANEL 1: I thought I bought some last week... | RING RING

PANEL 2: Sisyphus! | 'Yello. | You're out right now, correct? | Last time I checked. You want something?

PANEL 3: Uhm, yeah. Can you grab me some pads? I'm on my last one right now. | Sure. What size pussy do you wear?

PANEL 4: Did you need to say it that loud?! | Hehe~.

[motherspores]

extremely furry karma (transcript below cut)

[Transcript:

Iskall: Uh, uh-! Jevin, overlapping: [Unintelligible]

[Iskall places down his trophy, turning it back into a pumpkin.]

[Iskall plays a horn that has a clip of cub saying "I must go! My people need me." attached to it. He moves to fly away, then turns around when he realizes hes not holding his trophy.]

Iskall: NOOOOOOOO- Jevin: I have an inventory full of- [Unintelligible] Stress: WHAT-

[Stress wheezes as Iskall picks up the pumpkin.] Iskall: THAT'S MY TROPHY- Iskall: NoooOO. Jevin: Oho ho ho ho ho ho hooooo. Xisuma: Did you just destroy it?

Jevin: Ohhhh nooo! [Stress cackles. Iskall throws the pumpkin to Xisuma.] Iskall: NOoo! I was right clicking the horn and it PLACED the stupid thing! Xisuma: Oh! I- I just happened to need one of these, as it goes.

[Stress continues cackling.] Iskall, audibly panicking: No-! Jevin, overlapping: That is the most funny thing I've ever seen. Iskall: Reki- Remake it to me!

Stress, finally settling: Ahuh- a heheh. [Xisuma starts running through the models, looking for the one he needs. First he turns it into a different, rocket themed trophy model.] Xisuma: Uuhh, not that one... Stress: Oh! Iskall: What is that? [Xisuma turns it into an Impulse-themed egg.] Stress: Oh!! Stress: What is thayt? Iskall: No-! [Xisuma turns it into a painting. Only the back is visible to the viewer.] Stress: Oh! Heh- Hello?

[Xisuma turns it into a wolf mask.] Iskall, singing: I want my trophy- Xisuma: Ahhh, there we go, Stress! Jevin: I want it! Give it to me, I want it! Stress: Aaaahh!! Xisuma: There we go! Jevin: I want it I want it I want it I want it

Stress: Thank you!! Xisuma: You got your wolf head! Stress: Yyeaaaahhhh! [Stress puts it on. It doesn't fit to her face, the eye holes showing her bangs and part of her flower crown instead of her actual eyes.]

Jevin: I kinda- I tried to take it. I tried to take it. Stress: Wait- Are me eyes wrong? Xisuma: Ohh dear! Jevin: Oooh no- Stress, slightly more concerned: Are me eyes wrong? Jevin: Oh no!

[Stress enters third person to get a better look.] Xisuma: You- Stress, laughing: Oh NO- Xisuma: It makes you look- Special. Jevin: You need a- You need a hair trim to make that work.

[Stress laughs.] Xisuma, on the verge of laughter: It's like you have crazy eyes! Just look at it-!

Stress: Awwh, this is a shame. Xisuma: Ooohh... Iskall: That wolf head used to be my- uh, trophy. Stress, chuckling: It's mine now. Iskall: I'm just saying. Xisuma: You didn't look after it, Iskall.

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[mangosimoothie]

𝔄𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔤𝔫𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔰 𝐼𝐼 (𝟣/𝟦)

Up next on assignment is Wren and, frankly, they're just looking forward to getting this formality of a "competition" over with.

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@alltimefail-sims @invisiblequeen @gothoffspring

Dear Wren, 

Good afternoon. When you awake, go to the master chamber in the cellar to receive your assignment. 

Sincerely, Atticus Winthorpe

WREN: Finally. 

WREN: Heard your little plan actually worked out. Nice one.  KHIA: Yeah, we’re pretty much the front runners at this point, so if you’re interested in forming an alliance better get in on it now.  WREN: This isn’t The Circle so, not interested. I’m more interested in sitting back and watching my competition drop like flies. Just saying I’m looking forward to seeing you two drop a little slower than the rest.  KHIA: And what makes you think you stand a better chance, nepobitchy?  WREN: Well, I have something nobody else here really does: Competence. 

WREN: Anyway, I’ve got an assignment to ace. Good luck. OZANA: Woahhh... KHIA: Don’t fucking “woahhh” that was LAME!

[bumblingbabooshka]

The T'Pels & Tuvok! - An introduction to our fighters!

[T'Pel A: T'Pel is a quiet and dedicated woman who works as a doctor. When Tuvok is stationed on ships she often registers to work in sickbay as a nurse. She and Tuvok didn't like one another at first but once they began to get along they became inseparable. She has a soft voice with a country twang that typically only Vulcans identify. She is less strict than Tuvok and more willing to stray outside of her comfort zone.] [T'Pel B: T'Pel is a prissy and straightforward woman who works as a professor. She and Tuvok taught at the same university when he was an archery science professor. T'Pel and Tuvok got along well right away. However, she is not often well liked by others due to her domineering attitude and exacting standards. She is not a very open-minded person when it comes to non-Vulcans. She often accompanies Tuvok on ships and stations but she is typically lonely when there aren't other Vulcans around. She is an extrovert and a bit clingy to the people she likes but they are few and far between. Enjoys parties.]