I recently started using Procreate and I've been practicing new brushes to get familiar with it. So I tried drawing KOBD dancing as practice. And I think today is the perfect day to share this. Happy Valentine's Day to you all!
This one goes out to @combaticon who was a wonderful friend when I got some bad news, and written several tf fics that have genuinely moved me and sat in my head for days. I'm so grateful to you worstie ♥
I can't get into Fortnite because of real life commitments and whatnot, so I can't get Optimus prime, so please, I will beg and plead, post more Optimus doing his silly little emotes for so I can get more serotonin. ;3;
your wish is my command.
I have Primal too, and more dances, but i'm running out of the babygirl-ified ones iykwim. happy to provide the goods though if anyone wants 'em.
naturally, Bumblebee and Megatron will be getting this same treatment once their pack drops in October.
Cybertronian: You're actively burning and poisoning yourself. Stop eating that
Human: Mmm capsaicin
Cybertronian: I said stop eating that!
Chilis are too obvious and kind to them. Of course, the space aliens are highly concerned by spice challenges, especially with humans attempting to breed hotter, spicier peppers... as a fun hobby.
("Isn't capsaicin the active ingredient in pepper spray?" "Yes. But people enjoy eating spicy food.")
Cybertronians would be blown away by how much agriculture transformed human civilizations... as well as be boggled between humans' ability to endure extreme conditions, yet be so damn bodily fragile and inefficient.
Genetics have never looked so wild in the botanical community. Like yes, space alien, many vegetables are related. It's dependent on the area of concentration to painfully cultivate it for hundreds to thousands of years because some regions wanted something more leafy, while others focused on the pods or roots.
And yes, space alien, many cultivated foods had derived from poisonous origins. Animals (including humans) figured to circumvent it through evolutionary adaptations or utilizing methods to draw out the toxins.
Cybertronians can be impressed by how humans managed to figure that out in the countless preparation and cooking processes in different cuisines across various cultures... yet slap their helms because their funky, little squishy is having so many health issues because of the lack of Vitamin D or a Candida infection, so Cybertronians will unironically go "touch grass" with their assigned/favorite human.
(Cue confused Cybertronian noises when their human explains sunscreen and cancer.)
And fungi, like mushrooms, are a mindfuck within itself as a kingdom to both Cybertronians and humans.
This isn't delving into how other Earth organic species can't consume certain human foods due to toxicity, like dogs and chocolate.