#trantula

[the-bitterest-breakups-poll]

Poll: Round 1d #1

*Reminder that Break up is being used loosely here and not all relationships may be romantic in nature

Propaganda under cut:

Powl and Mesothulas(Trantulas):

Prowl is a high-ranking Autobot. Mesothulas is a mad scientist Prowl isolates and contracts to make stuff for the Autobots. Among the things Mesothulas builds for Prowl are a kid for the two of them, a machine that determines guilt that is used to wild success on innocent people who just feel guilty, a bomb that is dropped on a Neutral city that Prowl blames on the Decepticons, and a pocket-dimension prison called the Noisemaze that erodes your sense of self and makes you go insane. After bombing the Neutral city and having the survivors sign up with the Autobots, Prowl decides that he can’t do this anymore. Prowl asks Impactor to destroy everything he and Mesothulas have built; Impactor shoves Mesothulas into the Noisemaze and destroys everything, except neither he nor Prowl can bring themselves to kill the kid, so Prowl gives him to a better role model to look after him. (he took the kid in the divorce x] )

After a while inside the Noisemaze, Mesothulas remembers himself enough to press a button and teleport out. He becomes Tarantulas and rebuilds himself into a spider furry with a tarantula alt mode. He’s still completely obsessed with Prowl. (eventually he kidnaps Prowl to try to get him to come back, which leads into the present-day bits of Sins of the Wreckers.)

Jason Mcconnel and Peter Simmonds:

They are secretly boyfriends and well-known to be roommates at a Catholic boarding school. In their graduating year, Peter wants to come out as gay to his (Peter's) mother, and has requested several times that Jason be there for morale support. Jason does NOT want to be outed by association, however, so they break up with each other via ballad/rock duet (the song "Ever After").

[i-would-like-to-be-an-a-i]

The character headcannon generator but with beast war characters (part 2)

Guys Idk how to link posts- (part 1)

Uhh yeah I'm bored. I'll probably draw one of these in the future (maybe)

If I happen to get their names wrong- uhh my bad yall- I struggle with spelling-

[cloudberrygurl]

Look at the spider I made!

Very silly little guy, he lives through paper and hot glue

[digimonirl]

How does one properly cook a tarantula??? I'm sorry that just snatched my attention SO fast I'm very curious.

Okay so glad you asked, more people need to know this. The problem with eating tarantulas is that the hairs are still effective even after death, so you basically put them directly over fresh embers or an open flame and burn them all off. I would do that for about two to three minutes, rotating a few times so you cook it evenly. After that, enjoy! Make sure to use some kind of condiment though, preferably a spicy dipping sauce in my experience.

[vaguelyhumanshap3d]

i finally caved and made a spidersona, i dont have a name for him yet (was thinking of callin his spider-personality spider-ghoul or somthing similar), but hes 5'7, and has He/They pronouns.

their earth is cyberpunk themed, and hes that earths spider along with 2 others.

[spacewonder19]

Three of JWST: N79/ NGC628/ Trantula ©

[cappucosmico]

It's Happening He's There

the thing i'm most excited for is when the kittens hit that stage of being strangely proportioned with big ol' paws and long legs bc right now sven is already just like that by nature so can you imagine This but Enhanced

[madscientistshowdown]

PROPAGANDA

Brainstorm:

Builds a lot of insane weapons. Built a gun that allows you to break the fourth wall and the guy that got hit by it did the recaps for the rest of the series. Invented timetravel for gay (and probably self destructive) reasons. My silly little guy

Spoilers duh but like. This is a guy who decided to singlehandedly figure out time travel because he was gay and his one-sided crush died horrifically. Regularly makes batshit insane guns in the lab for fun. Joined the Decepticons for FUNDING??? Doesn't even really give a fuck about the Decepticons aside from that??? Has some gay shit going on with his current lab partner but he was briefly wanted for ratting on everyone to the infamous torture murder people so he's not gonna worry about that right now. When he learned the planet he was on got blown up into another universe he squealed over it and started running in circles in excitement. One of the aformentioned guns from earlier turns people in fucked up vampire zombie things. He's silly and he's mildly insane probably and I love him dearly he's so special to me. Also he likes to hang upside down when he does things in his lab. He's great please read MTMTE he's such a highlight.

Tarantulas:

In Beast Wars this guy almost eats another dude (so he's canonically into cannibalism) and transfers his subconscious into another person to puppeteer them. In the comics he creates fursuits (organic bodies) for his fellow alien robots to live in, going so far as to create a human one for his buddy to inhabit and consequentially go terrorize the populace by running for the senate. He ALSO invents a pocket dimension whose only purpose is to torment people and manages to create an "artificial spark", thus creating life in a specie that reproduces asexually by sprouting from the ground, all to please a guy who locks him into the aforemention torment dimension. AND he's a giant spider

Used mad science to turn himself into a spider and create a son

[kitschke]

lgbtq+ stands for Ladybugs Grasshoppers Butterflies Trantulas. and Qmoths

[mollyeep]

4 the clan thing how bout an app named bugpaw. she just throws stuff at other cats idk. kitty cat yippee!!!!

She has an (asshole) boyfriend i think

And she throws big fat hairy trantulas at people thats how they bonded shes a sweetiepie tho

[paperstreetlocal]

i need to get back into tarantulas so i can assign soapshipping tarantula types I love tarantulas Ughhhh so cute.forgot the species names tho Soapshippy trantula

[bettertwin1]

EVERYTIMEI HEAR THE TWINKLE OF THE STAR I FLINCH SOHARD IM TRYING TO WISH ON THEM ALL WHY ARE SO MANY FALLING AND IM TRYING TO LOOK OUT FOR TRANTULAS AT THE SAME TIME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[chaifootsteps]

Chai, how dare you not get on a $900k mortgage so you can give your trantula it's own private enclosure in a room that's basically a greenhouse.

If I ever became outrageously, obscenely rich overnight, I'd totally have a crazy tarantula condo with special private enclosures for Kassir and Lapis because they're my favorites. But I like to think I'd pay my employees a living wage first.

(Pics under a cut for the arachnophobic.)

[the-bitterest-breakups-poll]

Bracket!

Its done! 64 competitors on this.

its so small I will put the mashups under the cut, but know that the first 8 polls, Round 1 A will release on Sunday, August 20th, 3pm EST, and will last 1 week.

If anyone has ANY specific photos they want me to use for anyone here, please send them to me. (Also if you see anyone on this list you like, feel free to send n more propaganda for them because I may put it in their poll and some people here don't have any lol)

Round 1 A

Edgar and Fay from Dolls of New Albion vs Obi Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker from star wars

Catra and Adora from She ra vs The doctor and the Master from Doctor who

Jekyll and Lanyon from The glass scientist vs Chell and Wheatley from Portal

Colm Doherty and Pádraic Súilleabháin from Banshees of Inisherin vs Chalres Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr from x -men

Jesus and Judas from Jesus Christ Superstar vs Rogue and Gambit from x- men

Grace and Simon from Infinity train vs kim Wexler and Jimmy from Better call Saul

Evellyn, Luel, and Sahar from Luna Story picross/coloring book apps vs Andreth and Aegnor from Silmarillion!

Anna and Hans from Frozen vs Kirk and SPock from Star trek

Round 1b

Ruth and Debbie from GLOW vs Agent Curt and Owen Carvour from Spies are forever

aziraphale & crowley from good omens vs Nastya and Aurora from Mechanism

John Doe and Arthur Lester from Malevolent vs Kotetsu and Barnaby from tiger and Bunny

Fitz and the fool from Realm of the Elderlings vs HeathCliff and cathy from Wuthering Heights

Akeelah and Dr.Larabee from akeelah and the bee vs Arthur and Guinevere from Arthurianna.

Peery the platypus and Dr. Heniz Doofenshmirtiz from phineas and Ferb vs Skull and vintage from Spatoon

Hil and Tavek from Girl Genius vs Vrisrezi from Homestuck

Harry Du bois and Dora Ingerlund from Disco Elysium vs Blake Belladonna and Yang Xiao-Long from RWBY

Round 1c

Jackieshannua from Yellow Jackets vs Addek from Greys Anatomy

Eddie and Shannon from 9-1-1 vs Mercymorn the First/Augustine the First/Emperor John Gaius from The locked tomb seris

Junpei and Skane from Zero escape vs Lea & Isa / Axel & Saïx from Kingdom hearts

Scooge MC'Duck and Goldie I'Gill Ducktails (2017) vsCavendish and Dakota from Milo Murphy's law

Rebecca Bunch and Josh Chen from Crazy ex-girlfriend vs Sophia and fitz from keeper of lost cities

Cherry and Adam from sk8 vs Dazi Osamu and Nakahara chuuya from Bungo Stray dog

 Shen Qingqiu & Yue Qingyuan from Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System vs Igor Grom and Sergey razumovski from Major Grom: Plague Doctor 

Jack harness and John Hart from Torchwood vs Yuma Tsukumo and Vector/Rei Shingetru from Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal

Round 1d

Powl and Mesothulas (trantulas) from transformers vs Jason Mcconnel and Peter simmonds from Bare: A pop Opera

Cappie and Even from Greek (2007) vs Junnana from Revue Starlight

The band Amatelast from Show By Rock! vs Mac Macdonald and Dennis Reynolds from Its always sunny in Philadelphia

Mulder and scully from x-files vsRosho and Sasara from Hypnosis Microphone!

Yoo Junghyuk and Anna Croft from omniscient reader vs Archie and maxie from Pokemon

sherlock and Watson from Blackeyed Theatre's Valley of Fear vs Anna, Sasha, and Marcy from Amphibia

The two boys from Bokura from Bokura vs Rom and Tammy from Parks and recs

[unhingedlesbear]

foolish balding trantula

[digimonirl]

For fun.

What are the top ten weirdest things you know?

Ooh okay didn't actually think I'd have to do this. For everyone in the audience these aren't in any particular order, I'm just listing them off as they come to mind.

- proper funerary rites for a professional clown

- at least the first three passages of the Ars Goetia

- how to brew kombutcha

- the proper way to cook a trantula

- what a "dead letter" is

- the precise micron measurements for brewing perfect pour over coffee

- animal midwifery

- I'm learning a dying language (rromani)

- how to make waffles according to a 16th century Danish cookbook

- how to saddle a cow