#trickshot simulator

[gargoylegirlcock]

this game is turning our streamers into philosophers

[orcflorist]

transcript below the cut

kiril: let's do this one. this one looks stupid. i like it.

… what the fuck? there's no way i'm gonna do this

(succeeds)

(laughs)

mods?

[updatingranboo]

ranboo has been live ! playing trickshot simulator

[title: “Number 1 trickshot GOD”]

[iconicranboo]

RANBOO: wait what— wait … what do i have to do? … *confused* … i have to … *starts throwing cups* … wuh … wUH … WUHhh … WuhHUH … whuHH …

[popeyeslemonade]

big day for mentally ill teenage girls

[microwavestim]

spent too long fucking around on tumblr in my free time between classes and work and now its midnight and i have to read 60+ pages for my 9 am class tomorrow ://

[0lliecl0wn]

PUNCH OUT HEADCANONS: Clueless Friends Edition

so i showed my friends the punch out cast and asked them to make up headcanons for them (they have never seen nor heard of punch out outside of me rambling to them about it)

so uh

here it is

GLASS JOE

-Wet the bed as a kid

-Probably still does it

-Denys it

-Goes honk shoo honk shoo when he sleeps

-Had a mullet in middle school

-Has to draw on his eyebrows

-Mouth Breather™

-Wears a cap and nightgown and holds a candle at night

-Can’t swim

VON KAISER

-Bartender

-Screams into his pillow at night

-Screams like a little girl

-Wore light-up Sketchers in middle school

-Got bullied for it

-Goes to the gym to cope

-Fucking YEETS the dumbells

-Flexes on people (also to cope)

-If he is told to sleep on the couch, he will sadly sulk there like a emo person (cue sad hamster music)

DISCO KID

-Babygirl

-Zesty

-Took ballet/gymnastics

-Optimist

-Accidentally broke a trampoline

-Was the popular kid in school

-THE sweetest guy

-Cat person

-Owns 4 cats

-Wears fluffy robes

KING HIPPO

-Plays League of Legends

-Tweaks out HARD at Angry Birds and Super Mario Wii (friend is totally not projecting)

-Really good at board games

-Gamer

-Patrick Star kinnie

-Does NOT cackle. He giggles

-Has Live Laugh Love framed over his toilet

-His snores have caused earthquakes

-Heavy sleeper

PISTON HONDO

-”He did WHAT in his Honda?!”

-Behaves like that one English teacher you had in middle school

-aka the ”Never in my 15 years of teaching have I seen a substitute report this bad” teacher

-ponders

-Dances to animation memes

-Worked at Burger King once

-Constantly pissed

-Goes honk mimimimi when he sleeps

-If he ate a cheeseburger he would explode

-Was the guy who made the post that just says “everytime a new chicken sandwich releases”

BEAR HUGGER

-Smells PUTRID

-Real name is Cleetus

-Lumberjack

-Has a lisp

-Gets food in his beard

-Eats it (EWWWW 🤢)

-His theme song is “Entry of the Gladiators” (aka clown music)

-Wouldn’t survive a day in the military

-Plays Microsoft Flight Simulator

-Goes “weeeeee!” as the plane flies

-Has a poster that says “Eat Slur Game Repeat”

-Redneck

-Has a shirt that says ”These Fists Are Rated E for Everyone”

GREAT TIGER

-HOT

-Has the most beautiful hair but hides it

-Binged My Little Pony

-Binged Twilight

-Plays with Barbie dolls

-Listens to Kpop

-AMAZING at Just Dance

-Also good at DDR

-Plays Pikmin

-Loves the Stone Pikmin

DON FLAMENCO

-Once got addicted to cough drops

-Uses really bad pick up lines

-Does really bad trickshots to impress girls

-Slips like a cartoon character. His shoes go flying every time

-Watched MLP with Great Tiger

-Watches Mean Girls

-Kins Regina George

-Cried when she got hit by a bus

-Zesty

-Scoliosis

-Can pick my friend up with one hand

-Would lean on a wall, say “hey cutie, you free tonight?” and immediately have a coughing fit

-Took an Am I Gay? Quiz. It said yes and refuses to believe it (internalized biphobia)

-Likes big butts and he cannot lie

ARAN RYAN

-Menace

-Actually very lightweight, refuses to admit it

-Bullies kids on ROBLOX

-Keeps getting censored in chat

-Plays Dress to Impress

-Would hit you if so desired

-Uses Joker quotes

-Bakes pink cupcake in spare time

-Would make a balloon animal for a kid and then pop it like Gru

-The guy he tickled in his character intro was Don Flamenco

-Killed someone, steals, graffitis, takes candy from babies

-Should be in jail

-ADHD

-”Ya prob’ly got cheeseburgers in those gloves, have ya Mac?!” “well you have horseshoes”

SODA POPINSKI

-Dropped on the head as a kid

-Nicknamed ”Pinhead Larry”

-Oiled up

-Naturally loud

-Skipped leg day

-Mr. Krabs walking sound when he tiptoes

-Speedruns Hello Neighbor

-Hands are too big for the keyboard

-Makes dad jokes and laughs at himself because no one else laughs

-Gets bullied by Aran Ryan for his dad jokes

BALD BULL

-Someone threw a bowling ball at his head

-Peak Male Performance

-40% chip (context for this is in comments)

-Watched game shows, was in one once

-Blurts out the answers at the TV, gets pissed every time they get it wrong and screams

-Screams like the ash baby

-Shakes randomly

-Ate lead paint

-Ate a glow stick

-”ladies, ladies, calm down, theres enough of me to go around” (stolen from don flamenco, difference is this actually works)

-ash baby coded???

-Teeters on the line of being ugly and hot

-Gets beauty sleep

-20 step skincare routine

SUPER MACHO MAN

-”he looks like a founding father”

-Shrimp posture

-UGLY??

-Listens to phonk unironically

-Has jiggle physics

-Uses his chest to type on keyboards

-says “eureka!” when he as an idea

-FAKE chain

-wears speedos (canon)

-its his only outfit

-played five nights at freddys and shit himself

-Pimp

-GILF

-Looks 72, is 27

MR. SANDMAN

-Drag Queen

-Chappell Roan listener

-Once tried to wax his nose but got q tips stuck in it

-REALLY into horoscopes and gemstones

-NAPALMED a homeless shelter

-Dances like the dame tu cosita guy

-fucken BUSTS IT DOWN to every song

-Throws gang signs in his boxing gloves??

-Does the Omni-Man squat sometimes

-Ate a lightbulb and that's why his skin glows

-Skips to the song “Mr. Sandman” because he’s babygirl like that

LITTLE MAC

-Floats in the air when he smells pie

-Anime protagonist

-Loves Ben 10

-Had a greasy mohawk

-Ate a bug

-Sticks his head out of the car window

-Gulps and goes “EEEYIKES!!!” when he has to fight a strong opponent

-Listens to Mitski

-Loves the movie Ratatouille

-His favorite character is Remy’s brother

-Makes kandi bracelets

-Asserts dominance by T-posing

DOC LOUIS

-Wears yoga pants

-Has asthma

-Runs up the stairs on all fours

-Maximum silly

-Watches romcoms and cries

-Draws watches on his wrist and looks at it when someone asks him for the time

-Watched Skibidi Toilet AND knows all of the lore

-Doesn’t know what a tampon is

-Listens to the song that goes “once I was seven years old”

-Mama’s boy

-HORRIBLE driver

[kevins-cups]

"Those two are in each other"

Two cups having sex

Two cups having sex

My trickshot's, my trickshot's

An odd but fabulous flex

Well, there you have it.

From Trickshot Simulator: A Psychological Horror Game

[toskarin]

what do you think about trickshot simulator? is it the pinnacle of streamer bait or is it actually the anti-streamer bait?

it's brain genesis. it's good for you.

[voskhodart]

Watch your tongue, boy. You're talking to the guy who owns the clock from TrickShot Simulator.

[dlljs]

Hololive Clip of the Month: February 2025

Boat goes binted! February saw a brand new Hololive Minecraft server, with many great interactions between members, just like the good old days. Here are mine and @maverycreates' top 5 Hololive clips from February 2025.

In 5th place...

ABSOLUTE CINEMA! Biboo imagines herself fighting Kaela in a final boss battle while listening to the banger that is Precipice by Aaron Cherof

(Clip by 📺@NinjaZombieCh, feat. Koseki Bijou)

In 4th place...

Fuwawa shows off her smug side in the Advent vs Justice Valentine's Quiz

(Clip by 📺@ReivusClips, feat. Shiori Novella, Koseki Bijou, Nerissa Ravencroft, FUWAMOCO, Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame, Gigi Murin, Cecilia Immergreen & Raora Panthera)

In 3rd place... 🥉

Pekora's shop banners get misread by other members

(Clip by 📺@Nekomikuri, feat. Shirakami Fubuki, Ookami Mio, Usada Pekora & Kikirara Vivi)

In 2nd place... 🥈

Kanade getting absolutely MAD playing Trickshot Simulator

(Clip by 📺@bloodsteinz, feat. Otonose Kanade‬)

And finally, in 1st place... 🥇

G-PAIN being an absolute menace in HOLO'S GOT BARS (feat. the best rhyme anyone has said ever)

(Clip by 📺@kazukiich, feat. Mori Calliope, IRyS, Hakos Baelz, Gigi Murin & Cecilia Immergreen)

And for this month's honourable mention, we have Bae's dog in Minecraft, presumed lost at sea, who reappears right before her very eyes! What a good boy! (Clip by 📺@DesuClip)

Thanks for reading, see you next month!

[jenderenvy985]

watching jerma’s vod for trickshot simulator and he described beethoven symphony no. 5 as “the quarter pounder with cheese equivalent for beethoven” and i felt my inner classical musician self evaporate from my body

[telltaletypist]

i wonder how many people are gonna get into zen buddhism bc of northernlion's trickshot simulator streams

[veggieblt]

99% OF WINNERS QUIT BEFORE LOSING IT BIG. Or something. It's time for Sunk Cost Fallacy the stream. Surely if I spend 3 hours trying to get a ball in a cup it'll sink in soon, right? Live with @fivetail with Trickshot Simulator! https://www.twitch.tv/veggiebltail

[melonfacade]

im still on halo 3 and last time i played i didnt save so i lost about 4 hours. watching slime do trickshot simulator and got softlocked again (how have they not fixed that in 3 games) (ive played this level thrice now)