#tried to mimic the style of the last unicorn for this one

[thewisestdino]

🦋Dancing Butterflies🦋

[twiafom]

@emerialyncodevenice CATCHING UP ON ECV REPLIIIEESSSSS HELLO‼️‼️ i don't think i have with this one BUT now that i think about it someone else did draw them a little similar to this and i'll have to send it to you!! #LAURARCNATION i'm actually outlining for realsies and very excited to start drawing pages again 💙💜⚔️🔭 the only thing i love more than hijack. my ocs and webcomic

THEY REALLY DO it would be so horrible and tragic if they were separated by franchises...... such a good thing they aren't!! the wedding was so beautiful

yeah 🥹🥹 yeah..... 😭😭. like right now. i have deadlines. i have conventions. i am dying.

ME TOOOOO you know it's always good!!!!

I LOOOOVE TLU AU requires a lot of working and messing around to make the personalities fit to the au bc jack and amalthea are very different people and i have extremely deep thoughts and loyalties to the last unicorn canon especially the book BUT. i will make it work no matter what. it's hijack and it's the last unicorn. i did not fly to another country to watch the 40th anniversary screening to be a quitter when it comes to a hijack au

LONG HAIR JACK >>>>>> and i went over the top with it for real. hijack has everything that's fun to draw for me EXCEPT ridiculously long CLAMP shoujo hair so i will shove that into whatever i can so help me god

thank you!! 😭😭 i tried to mimic the style of colouring the movie uses so less painterly than i usually do, except for the very painted background. i think i can paint the last unicorn backgrounds in my sleep with all of the ones i've done over the years

HAHAHA DON'T WE ALL yes we need to make sure to keep the fandom vocal post the movie's release to convert the new people to the hijack agenda

😁😁😁 i looooved drawing their faces ❤️❤️❤️

OOOOO ECV AU ECV AU ECV AU

OOOOO THIS IS FASCINATING ALREADY and i love hiccup naturally developing powers like this PLUS ties into not only the heart of a chief but the heart of a dragon as well 😁😁

HAHAHA AND THEN BY FALLING IN LOVE WITH HIM JACK STEALS HIS HEART actually now that i say that it would be REALLY COOL if that were how things resolved!! instead of hiccup needing to tie himself to someone like mim or mother nature he and jack end up tying themselves to each other's magic thus choosing to protect and stabilize each other

OOO THIS IS COOL TOO it could even be from stoick's side going back to hiccup the first but over the course of time has stopped appearing in new generations over the course of the dragon war?? and hiccup is the most recent appearance in generations and that could tie into feeling like an outcast even if no one quite knows what it Is about hiccup just that there's Something off....... until he starts training dragons and it becomes much more clear

PLEASE YOU KNOW I LOVE YOUR AUS!!!!!

[elizabethemerald]

Zadash Pride

Zadash Pride was guaranteed to be the event of the year. The Nein had missed it on previous years and weren’t able to celebrate it as a group, but not this year. Yussa was not trapped in the happy fun ball this year, nor was the snee snake trying to make another escape attempt. For once they were all going to attend the parade. 

Of course just attending wasn’t anywhere near enough for Jester, no the Nein were going to March IN the parade. She managed to convince the others to march with her, because of course, none of the Mighty Nein could resist Jester. 

Jester marched happily at the head of their little troupe. She wore the poofiest, fluffiest, fanciest dress she could find, completely sheer on top with a pair of lollipop shaped pasties underneath. Her heels were so tall that she was taller than Fjord, though she did need his help to stop from stumbling occasionally. Her dress is patterned in baby blue, pink and white. And she’s wearing a cloak like the Traveler’s except in blue, pink and purple. Of course it wouldn’t be pride without face paint, and she has her pride flags decorating both cheeks. 

Fjord walks with her, his pride attire is more subtle, a simple black ring on his right middle finger. He says he’s marching in support of the others rather than for himself, but he’s still beaming ear to ear to see the number of Ace pride flags. He is wearing his full captain’s attire and gets a ridiculous amount of numbers much to his embarrassment and Jester’s Shrieking delight. His only face paint is the lip print on his cheek in purple from Jester’s lipstick. 

Next come the Brennattos. Yeza and Veth are walking together, wearing a “Free hugs from a proud dad” and a “Free hugs from a proud mom” shirt respectively. Veth is also carrying a small flag, in Blue, Red and Black with a heart in the center. They give out a ridiculous number of hugs to crying teens in rainbow attire. Luc is between them, a hand held by both of his parents. They’re not sure he quite understands, but he is happy, covered head to toe in every flag he sees, and gives out just as many hugs. 

Beauregard is dressed to the nines. Sleeveless, button up, crop top. Rainbow suspenders. Rainbow hot pants. Her pride flag painted in oranges and magentas across her face and lips. She walks proudly with her family causing ladies all along the pride route to swoon at the sight of her. 

Yasha is wearing her usual black leather, surpsingling not out of place here at pride. She has the same sunrise colors painted on her face as Beau. A stunning flower crown adorns her white hair, the most ornate one Beau could find for her. In addition Jester created a cape for her, that mimics the shape of her wings, all decked out in every color of the rainbow. The cape shimmers and dances behind her, pulled with phantom breezes, as her patreon shows his support. 

Behind the lesbians walks Caduceus with his staff. The greens of the aromatic flag perfectly match his pastel aesthetic. The pride flag that hangs from his staff was home made by his mother. Clarabelle excitedly bounces along at his side, decked out in her own rainbow colors while Colton and Calliope patrol the bars and clubs, ensuring that the revelers are safe. 

Kingsley struts behind them, having been convinced to leave his ship behind for the celebration. He’s wearing a floor length gown in black and white with yellow accents. His own purple skin tone completes the nonbinary pride colors. His own cape of pink, yellow and blue draws eyes to him as he walks. His attire is both similar and different enough to another’s that it would have once struck a painful chord with the rest of the Nein, however they’ve learned to love the person Kingsley is, just as they loved his brother. 

Bringing up the rear, happy not to be the center of attention are Caleb and Essek, Essek’s illusion keeping him safe as he floats along under a rainbow parasol, again made by Jester. Caleb has swapped out his usual long coat for another of similar cut, but much more colorful. His scarf is every pride flag of the Nein knitted over the previous winter. He keeps a programmed illusion around his family with a handful of crushed jade, throwing fireworks, hamster unicorns, (and the occasional hidden dick) into the air around them in all the colors of the rainbow. 

Midway through the route they pass the homophobes, using thaumaturgy to make their voice carry over the sounds of the crowd. They put up a brave face until Beau marches up to them and stares them down. She’s willing at first to let them walk away with their teeth intact, until as she turns away a slur catches her ear, not addressed at her, she’s heard and shrugged off worse, but directed at her family. Her fist flies so fast nearby viewers would have sworn she had to be under the effect of a haste spell. The leader drops in a single hit. 

Essek and Caleb glance at each other and both throw handfuls of iron filings into the air, and Beau and Yasha double in size. Twelve foot tall, lesbian defenders of pride. The rest of the bigots flee in terror. Jester’s spectral lollipop swirls into existence to make sure they know to stay away, similarly styled in blue, white and pink as her dress. 

Marion, though used to being the center of attention, is happy enough to not be marching in the parade, though she would never miss a chance to support her Sapphire. The Ruby and the Gentleman have a shaded and heavily decorated balcony over watching the parade. A different group of bigots tried to set up shop underneath the balcony, but a subtle word from the Gentleman and significantly less subtle appearance of an ogre fully decked in pride gear encourages them to go home and rethink their life choices. 

Near the end of the parade route Beau is surprised to see someone she recognizes, actually, two people she recognizes. Clara Lionett is there, a “proud mom” shirt worn over her usual dress, while at her side is TJ wearing a tiny rainbow cape. Beau almost cries as she runs to the side and pulls her mom into a tight hug, (rubbing a little of her face paint off on her mother’s face) then she scoops TJ up and sits him on her shoulders to rejoin the parade. Clara is dragged into the parade by Jester and eventually has a wide smile on her face as TJ whoops and hollers from Beau’s shoulders.  

Eventually the parade draws to a close though the celebrations last far into the night. Caleb summons his tower so the kids can go to sleep, still covered in pride colors, while the adults enjoy a few drinks. Marion puts on a stunning performance, one that brings tears to the eye of everyone present with its beauty. 

As the Nein one by one, retreat to their rooms in the tower, happy and relaxed, faces sore from smiling and voices tired from cheering. They know the family that surrounds them, both found and of blood, will be there to love them. And together they enjoy a happy pride. 

[gal-liveblogs]

A parting gift from an old flame, it was given to one of my splinters in a distant timeline before ending up in my posession via lots of complicated shit that I don't wanna get into.

O.K. So someone gave some version of Dirk Hussie painting of a quarterback fighting a horse. I have an intense desire to know who.

"Dear Dirk, In memory of our precious time together. When you look at it, think of me, and be reminded that while we breathe, we Hope." -B.O

Oh fuck me, it was Obama. Jesus Christ, I can’t.

O.K., I had been wondering what this stuff in the corner was, but didn’t comment as I couldn’t think of how to describe them. Now, though, we have a bigger picture and that’s a cherub paint set and an old troll horn headband. Probably Calliope’s stuff.

This set of paints and the charred remains of my HORNED HEADBAND are the only surviving relics of the first and last WORLDWIDE INTERSPECIES ROLEPLAYING SESSION we ever attempted on Earth C.

Oh. Not Calliope’s. They are, in fact, Dirk’s. The Interspecies Roleplaying Session was probably orchestrated by Calliope, though.

Calliope got it into their head that dressing up in cosplay would be a fun community activity.

Right on the money!

In other news Dirk’s trollsona has a unicorn horn. So it’s not that the headband was tilted and the other horn was hidden behind the paint set like I thought. Also Dave’s trollsona has dick horns. I am not surprised. Weird how Dirk, Dave, and Rose didn’t bother to give themselves black hair. Rose gave herself yellow scleras, but couldn’t commit to the black hair it seems.

Vantas had some very uncharitable things to say about the idea, and for once in his life I think he was right.

I mean, it’s like when white people dress as Native Americans for Halloween. I can understand his anger. Though even if he didn’t have a good reason Karkat would have still been angry, I’m sure.

Plants are basically the ideal friends. They don't constantly question your decisions, or try and undermine your authority, or suggest that perhaps you should try talking about your feelings every once in a while.

I think Dirk’s issue with Homestuck getting too feelings-y was that he doesn’t like talking about his own feelings.

Wait. Does Terezi have some form of narrative control? She made it clear in one of the Epilogues that she was aware of Dirk’s narration. I’m going to assume that while Terezi herself can’t narrate, she can submit commands.

DIRK: I see you've found the command terminal.

Oh. So she can submit commands not through her own power, but because there’s one of those exile command terminals things on this ship. O.K. They have everything else on this ship, might as well have one of those too.

TEREZI: 1T S33MS TO M3 L1K3 L3TT1NG M3 BOSS YOU 4ROUND FOR 4 F3W M1NUT3S 1S TH3 L34ST YOU COULD DO TO M4K3 UP FOR WH4T PROB4BLY 4MOUNTS TO TH3 MOST BOR1NG 1NT3RG4L4CT1C VOY4G3 1N TH3 H1STORY OF SP4C3 TR4V3L

I don’t know, I think Jade’s voyage after Davesprite and John blew up might be a good contender for that title. Then again Jade had practice not having anyone with a degree of intelligence around to talk to. Then again she still had the internet on her island and could talk to her friends, unlike on the Prospit ship.

TEREZI: 4ND CONS1D3R1NG TH4T ON3 OF MY TWO PR1OR 3XP3R13NC3S 1NVOLV3D SCOUR1NG TH3 FR4CTUR3D, D1S1NT3GR4TING CORPS3 OF P4R4DOX SP4C3 FOR... WH4T F3LT L1K3 4N 3T3RN1TY,

Oh yeah, I guess that would also be a contender too.

DIRK: What, Heart and Mind?

TEREZI: M1ND 4ND H34RT, Y3S

I have a feeling Terezi purposefully switched them around to make her aspect first and to just be a tiny annoyance to Dirk.

Dirk, how dare you use Complacency of the Learned to even out a chair! Does Rose know you’re using her book like that?

> L1B3R4T3 L4LOND14N L1BR4RY

Thank you, Terezi.

TEREZI: DO3S ROS3 KNOW YOUV3 B33N US1NG ON3 OF H3R NOV3LS TO PROP UP TH4T DISGUST1NGLY T4CKY CH41R?

Terezi and I are one.

DIRK: (I captchalogue the book into my MSPA MODUS. Forget HASH MAPS, PICTIONARY, or any of that shit. This thing is where it's at.)

What the FUCK does MSPA Modus entail???

TEREZI: 4W WH4T TH3 H3LL

TEREZI: TH3 CH41R W4S SUPPOS3D TO F4LL OV3R

DIRK: I'm not sure I understand. Why would it? The four legs are all touching the floor.

TEREZI: ...

DIRK: Try not to think about it too hard.

Ha!

TEREZI: FOR SOM3ON3 WHO CL41MS TO KNOW 4 LOT 4BOUT JOK3S YOU SUR3 H4V3 CONT1NU3D TO S4Y B4S1C4LLY NOTH1NG FUNNY 3V3R

Oooh, burn! When I get around to doing my fourth read of Homestuck I’ll have to tally any instances of Dirk telling a funny joke just to see if this holds up.

For a second there I was really confused over what fractal nonsense was happening here, but then I remembered Dirk is controlling the narrative. That includes the pictures, not just the text.

DIRK: Not many really understand that when pleasure is taken seriously enough, it can easily mimic the appearance of business, just as when irony is practiced with enough passion, it becomes indistinguishable from sincerity.

So Dirk’s idea of loosening up and having fun, whether for the irony or sincerity of it, is drawing himself in romantic situations with Jake. Yeah, that pans out.

(Seriously, why is Jake such a heartthrob? John is described as dorky looking and he and Jake are practically carbon copies.)

TEREZI: DO YOU... W4NT TO T4LK 4BOUT 1T...?

DIRK: Absolutely the fuck not.

Terezi, did you seriously expect him to answer with anything else?

This feels like a meme image.

TEREZI: TH4TS TH3 ON3 TH1NG 1 4LW4YS FOUND D1FF1CULT 4BOUT M4K1NG COM1CS W1TH D4V3

TEREZI: YOU H4V3 TO DR4W 333333V3RYTH1NG >:[

God, hard agree. This is why I could never have a comic. As much as I’d like to I just get burnt out with all that tedious drawing.

DIRK: Exactly. But sometimes, visuals are just a more effective way of doing things.

DIRK: So finding the right combination of words and pictures to communicate an idea efficiently is where the artistry lies.

DIRK: And sometimes that means dispensing with one or the other entirely when appropriate.

See, this is why the Homestuck style comic is so interesting. I don’t think other comics combined panels and text like Homestuck did, and now there are so many copies of the style out there!

Woah, I feel like I just got whiplash with the disappearance of the panels!

For the sake of precedent, I'm saying that we can cloak the visuals entirely and continue with narration alone, replacing the panel with a block of text like this, which we can call a “prattle” from now on.

Right, so when we go into a more book-like format it’s a prattle. Got it. Good name, since it’s just Dirk droning on to himself.

So then Dirk narrates Terezi using the command terminal to get him to do a slew of bizarre actions. He says it’s to show how much can be done in a short amount of time (a single block of text as opposed to 50 panels), but I have a feeling the real reason is so that we, the readers, don’t actually get to see him doing any of this stuff. He doesn;t get an audience to such an embarrassing display and he gets to rub our faces in it.

She has me undertake the most intense workout routine paradox space has ever seen, all while whistling the entire discography of the Swedish pop group ABBA, which she's taken a liking to recently for some god forsaken reason.

Terezi likes ABBA? That’s amazing. I need a video of Terezi singing and dancing along with Dancing Queen now.

(... And which coincidentally was a favorite cultural weapon of Her Imperious Condescension back on Earth, centuries ago. Mamma Mia in particular was repurposed as a sugar-coated propagandist piece, calling for worldwide submission to the Batterwitch's dictatorship. "My my, how can I resist ya," as the old saying goes.)

HOLY SHIT. Now I just had a headcanon that all trolls love ABBA.

DIRK: I told you I could have fun.

TEREZI: Y34H YOU SUR3 SHOW3ED M3 1 GU3SS

Dirk, are you saying Terezi purposefully trying to torture you was actually fun? ... Are you secretly a masochist? Do you... Do you like being bossed around and forced to do ridiculous stunts? I am learning so many things about Dirk I never expected.

TEREZI: WH4TS TH1S TH1NG OV3R 1N TH3 CORN3R

TEREZI: UND3RN34TH TH1S B1G SH33T TH1NG

DIRK: Don't look in there.

TEREZI: OH SHHHH 1M ONLY T4K1NG 4 P33K

DIRK: Terezi.

DIRK: Listen to me.

TEREZI: 1M JUST L1FT1NG UP TH3 COV3R 4 L1TTL3 W4YS!!!!

DIRK: Terezi please stop talking right now.

TEREZI: D1RK HOLY SH1T

TEREZI: W

Well that sounds sinister. With Dirk I would think ti was a robot of some kind, but given his new hobby of collecting things from various timelines and his skill in building it could literally be anything.

At first I was confused at the three panels that follow, showing Dirk’s room in disarray, but then I rememebered that Dirk did a whole bunch of shit we didn’t get to see because we were in Book Time.

ROSEBOT: So, I guess today is finally the day everything's been heading towards.

I honestly thought she was going to say “today is finally the day we fuck everything up”. Not sure if the actual line counts as a callback or not now.

ROSEBOT: Instead, it feels like the very notion of fortune is simply out of the question as a means of describing the potential outcome.

ROSEBOT: As though in this moment, luck isn't either strictly real or not real, or somewhere inbetween, but absent of meaning completely.

ROSEBOT: Luck took one look at our itinerary from here on out and said you'll just have to go on without me.

So it’s Schrödinger's Luck of Who Gives a Shit? Been reading so much Dirk I tried to channel my inner Strider there. Moving on I feel like this is a very bad situation for Rose to be in. Her Aspect is luck, so what does it mean for her when she’s in a position like this?

ROSEBOT: You aren't going to believe this, but it turns out that the deranged horny ramblings of a spurned anime-obsessive have essentially no therapeutic properties whatsoever.

Rose is a gift.

I wish I could copy and paste Dirk’s whole spiel about the ocean, both literal and metaphorical, but since it’s Dirk it’s just way too long. Suffice to say I thought it was some lovely writing and really got the the meat of who Dirk is as a character. His loneliness, his fear, his eventual peace, what it means to be an ascended Prince of Heart. Good stuff.

DIRK: What's that noise I'm hearing.

DIRK: It sounds a little bit like a cat being caught in a ventilation fan. A sort of...

DIRK: Inhuman screeching, combined with the grinding of metal.

DIRK: Are we even going to make it to the ground?

ROSEBOT: Oh, no,

ROSEBOT: The ship's fine as far as I can tell.

ROSEBOT: That's just Terezi laughing.

Terezi is also a gift.

Then we end with a rather pretty image of the ship coming in for a crash landing on an Earth-like planet. I would share it, but it’s a tall panel and this post is long enough as it is. Very curious what this planet is. I would guess it might be a Earth, but the landmasses don’t look like any on Earth. Could be artistic license,  but I feel like we have too many Earths as it is. Let’s get some new planets up in here!

[vhenadahls]

helpless to the bass and the fading light

Arkady and Violet have to attend a party to meet with a contact. This, of course, involves dressing up, dancing, and stumbling over their feelings.

G, ~1100 words

“Someone tell me again why we're doing this?” Arkady asks, slightly louder than usual so the sound will get picked up by the microphone masquerading as a jeweled pin in her hair. “And why I'm wearing more sparkles than a drunk unicorn?”

Sana sighs, the rush of air like static over the comms. “Because this contact won't talk unless we go to his daughter’s big ‘sixteenth-birthday bash.’” Arkady imagines the air quotes Sana’s used every time she's said those words, and she's a little less frustrated as she and Violet walk up the driveway to the contact’s ludicrous mansion.

“And,” Violet says, not looking in Arkady's direction in a way that feels very pointed, “that dress looks really nice on you.” She hurries ahead, dress shoes snapping against the asphalt.

Something warm sparks in Arkady’s chest. She tries to ignore it, but there's no denying that the dress and heels are somehow less aggravating if Violet thinks they look nice. Outwardly, she just rolls her eyes. “Violet could've worn the dress. I'd look damn good in a suit.”

Laughter filters over the comms as she follows after Violet. “Technically true,” Sana says, “but I think Brian’s suit fits Violet a little better than it would fit you. Can’t lengthen pants on that short of notice.”

“And that's another thing.” Arkady catches up with Violet and flashes her a smile, meant to reassure that what she's about to say is only in jest. “Why isn't Jeeter on this one with me? It's his suit.” She belatedly realizes that she's still smiling at Violet and snaps her lips closed.

Four voices speak in unison, in her ear and in front of her. “Mafia,” they all say, and another round of laughter ripples across the comms.

She rolls her eyes again, but there's no annoyance behind it. “Well. Let's go crash this guy’s party.” Leading the way through the ornate gate in front of the mansion, she pulls their tickets from the obscenely small clutch bag attached to her wrist. She'd been baffled at first, that someone would still be issuing paper tickets for anything at all - paper, how archaic - but as the guard with the poorly-disguised mafia stance beadily eyes each ticket, she's grateful she didn't have to hand over any sort of personal electronic device into their oversized paws.

“You're clear,” the guard says gruffly, and Arkady throws them a coy smile, the kind of smile appropriate to the kind of person who wears a unicorn-barf dress to a party. Once they're out of earshot, she drops the simper and lowers her voice.

“All we've got to do is find the contact and get the drop-off information. I'll do all the talking, you don't have to worry.”

Violet looks immensely relieved, and another flutter zips through Arkady’s chest. She almost misses Violet’s response. “I think that’s probably best.”

They climb the marble staircase to the front doors. Throbbing bass notes from the music spill into the night air, and Arkady’s turning to whisper a snarky comment about their taste in music in Violet’s ear when she realizes Violet’s grinning from ear to ear.

“Having fun, L - Wong?” she asks instead, belatedly remembering to use the clean alias Campbell was finally able to procure.

Violet nods, gazing through the front doors at the mass of flailing, dancing bodies in the middle of the floor. Damn, Arkady thinks, she’s starry-eyed. But try as she might, she can’t be upset about it, watching Violet watch the party.

“We should look for the contact,” she says eventually, and steps through the doors. The very air feels like it’s pulsating to the music, beating in her teeth as she scans the room. There’s a stairway sweeping upwards in the back, leading to a balcony overlooking the main floor. She tries to make a beeline for it, but there’s too many bodies in the way, and she settles for weaving through the tables scattered around the edge. Violet hovers behind her, keeping up, but every time Arkady sneaks a glance over her shoulder, she’s staring out over the dance floor.

When they’re halfway to the staircase, the song changes, and a cheer goes up through the people scattered on the main floor - including Violet. A rush of people floods out to dance, arms and legs akimbo. Violet sings along when the lyrics start, her voice at full volume in a way that Arkady’s never heard.

The pathway to the staircase is clearer now, with most of the partygoers packed onto the dance floor or on the balcony. It’s definitely the best chance they’re going to get to get upstairs. But Arkady looks at Violet, singing with abandon, and knows she’s not going to rush her away.

“Do you want to dance?” she asks, and she hears an excited gasp that sounds like Krejjh from the comm link in her ear. Damn microphone.

Violet nods excitedly, and grabs Arkady’s hand to pull her onto the dance floor. She drops it when they’re pressed into the crowd, raising both her arms above her head and closing her eyes, still singing.

“I don’t know this song!” Arkady shouts, trying to mimic the slightly less excited dance style of some of the people clustered around Violet. Rock is definitely not her genre.

“I know!” Violet’s eyes snap open for just a moment. She nods encouragingly. “Don’t worry about it!”

Don’t worry. An odd sentiment coming from Violet. But it’s a party, and it’s a rock song, and Arkady tries to focus a little less on the exact placement of her limbs and let the music guide her. The song swells into the bridge and the last chorus, and the energy on the floor crests into cheers as the last chords fade out. People who ran onto the floor for just that song flow back to their abandoned drinks, laughing and talking animatedly. Arkady watches the path to the stairway fill up again, necessitating a lot of pardon-mes and would-you-minds, and a groan starts to build.

But she looks back at Violet, whose still-closed eyes and bright smile exude a comfort and happiness and belonging that Arkady would give anything to keep her feeling (where did that come from races through her head), and the groan dies in her throat. After a moment Violet’s eyes open, and she leads the way off the dance floor.

“Uh, good song?” Arkady asks, when they’re finally climbing the stairs. And then she kicks herself, because what a dumb question.

But Violet turns that dazzling smile back on, directed at Arkady this time. “A great song,” she says. “Thanks for dancing with me.”

Arkady finds herself smiling back. She must look like the biggest fool, standing here in the middle of this damn staircase with a slack-jawed smile plastered on her face, but she finds she can’t care. “Of course.”

[pixie-skull]

# 12 Post, part 2: FINALLY Top Ten 2D Animated Women’s List

Update August 12th! Updates in bold.

So I am behind on my promise and seeing this net neutrality could happen here my top lady crushes. I try to go into detail. I have to admit number 10 going to be confusing see her movie has different animation styles, so I try find a picture of which one I like more. ON TO THE DELAYED LISTED. Reminder none of my new crushes can be made after 2016, when I graduate high school. Warning lots of breasts. Hey I am Pan, as in pansexuality, so yes I am mostly romantic, yet I want to clarify, I am not liking the characters for that. Also, I tried list movies from animated companies, or else this be Disney mostly. XD Here the RULES https://indigo-psyduck.tumblr.com/post/167091245072/post-12-part-1-rules-for-animated-crush-list

10. 2010′s Dante's Inferno: An Animated Epic Beatrice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1C9WtnOr7Y  So now I  said I have two styles I really like, yes this movie has 5 or 6 styles. O.O 

So I chose this design of ALL other, maybe has a close second, yet this (due to it enhances the Souls and Demons)

 Now on to the reasons she wins number 10. Her personality, hopeful, positive, loyal,  patient (still annoyed at Dante for what he did), honest, and just an embodiment of virtues. So besides being someone who so kind to have what happened to her is heartbreaking. Plus her overall appearance was attractive too. I am not sure why women’s almost naked I feel more comfortable seeing, yet men’s and non-binary I feel my demisexual side bit more antsy. Yes middle school me was both freaked out and at the same time enjoyed the film. Helps also I was figuring out my sexuality and came out in mid high school.  Oh and she stands ups for herself and tries not to be a prize. Unlike the video game, she is not a pushover. D: XD Also I am now sure I am asexual.

9.  2000′s Titan AE, Akima. 

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXmcVV3WJWwEven though this movie was hard to watch(the CGI :( ), the characters and their designs are very fun to watch. Now besides being voiced by the attractive Drew Berrymore (fun fact is bi), the haircut, and those eyebrows, there more to Akima.  I like she reminds of (the stunning) Zoe from Firefly due to both pilots (in a sense) so have the voice call the shots, she can take care of herself, knows how to fight yet be not a killer, and more. I do personally headcanon her as bi. She very low on the list for I admit I saw the movie sooner than I like to admit, so she not as much a childhood crush, as a new one. Only her animated style was constant, unlike 10. Sorry, the gif changed her appearance a bit, I know in the movie she of Asian descent.

8. Now nine was tempted to put Gwen from “Total Drama Island”, first two seasons (I have a soft spot for dyed hair and punk and goth look), until I saw this movie. (I do plan do a maybe top five of TV 2D women)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVbX1NeWY9s&t=3s1992 Cool’s World Lonette.

 (I like how her hair so cute and messy here^ A sweet, short, messy, haircut. Also yes her body also quite nice XD ) I really find her kindness endearing such a negative world. Even though I like all eye colors, dark green eyes I am a sucker for. Also she was loving to Frank, makes hope for someone as affectionate as her. I know she Holli look very much in common, but Holli I felt lacked in such romance tenderness.

This smile ^ so adorable.

7. 1999′s Scooby-Doo! and the Witch's Ghost  Luna https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92jw0fxXca4

(in Violet and short red hair)I could have easily put this whole band down, yet I wanted pick their second singer.  The fact she sings, plays an instrument, in an eco goth band, dyed hair, her parent helped give the band their fangs, and more, is why I like her so much. Also she drawn in this movie she more drawn with details and for that she is more attractive.https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/8/8c/New-ghrfh-the-hex-girls-24106229-720-480.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110909113258&path-prefix=protagonist < - - -  Close up on her.

6. 1993′s The Thief and the Cobbler, Yum-Yum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZibUpH-AME&list=PL18B0CA620B61D076 and https://vimeo.com/88602144 

Shocked how few royals are on this list, especially for being a 90′s kid. So why Princess Yum-Yum, even though she a weird blend of Aladdin (I bring this up to claimed Disney and if they or if they did NOT steal from this movie) Jasmine (I also have a crush on her too) of having a voice and using her power, but sometimes seems underdeveloped in comparison. However to me that is only when compared, so she to me is still fleshed out. I am happy to see her make the band of thieves due what she says, she merciful, she helps Tack and does her fair of saving the day. Not just a pretty face, she actual does something.

5. ANY DC comics Batman adaptation of Selina Kyle also known as Catwoman.

(^ Not to stereotype, yet this “gay” haircut I love so much on her)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjQPXvQ7ZPQ

Now on to why I like her. First bonus is she cannoned as Bi as bisexuality. Now to the rest, she a character who in the grey waves of morals. She is either a villainess, anti-hero, or whatever. I enjoy also how much a tease she can be to Batman (thanks to her I can be like to my relationships too sometimes), she loves animals, she inspires me with her self defense and flexibility. Catwoman also she makes me comfortable being her dominate power force. I want to clarify I am waiting till marriage. XD I also like she kinda an example of a character, who can depicted with different racial background, body types, and more. I am aware some characters can not have such changes, yet Catwoman a positive example of done right.

4. 2003′s Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas, Marina. 

Shout to @animagix101and @thenamelessdoll edits of her, if from a racebend to giving her more muscles, thank you.Now why do I like this short haired ambassador? One she stands up for what she believes in, she a quick learner, she gives off vibes like she could be bi, poly, or pan, and is fearless, yet gives mercy. Her relationship is shown on screen to grow, not just boom love, yet (I do not like Sinbad by the way, I much more like Proteus). I was tempted to give this spotlight as a tie to Moses Tzipporah, yet I know ties are not fun for most people.

3. Sailor Moon (90′s version), Michiru Kaiou AKA Sailor Neptune. 

Now I know I am making this my 2D animated ladies from MOVIES, but she did make appearances in film. Sorry too the gif makes more pale (yes the characters in the anime are suppose to be Japanese). Shout out she also in the LGBTQ+ Community, cannoned as lesbian. Now on to why I like the Sailor Guardian of the planet Neptune? Besides having colorful hair (I am sorry dyed hair a bonus for me, like how accents are a bonus for other people), she has a colorful personality. XD She very artsy (I like people who can have a passion in something that is like theater, music, etc), romantic (like dang she and Sailor Uranus are soooooooooooooooo cute), funny, clever, and more.

2. Okay this rule is broken of only MOVIE ladies, yet this  a childhood crush since my elementary school years. 1996′s The Incredible Hulk animated Series and any other Hulk/Marvel product, Jennifer Walters AKA She-Hulk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MStHVaHNf_Y

XD Yes that scene beyond suggestive and yes her voice by the stunning Cree Summers. So what makes a delight, she can be funny and serious, an amazing lawyer (I believe the comic staff did this be part of the second wave of feminism [no hating for this, okay to be a feminist or have the ideas of one to want equality with men), confident in her body and mind, she has colorful hair, she so strong that I be happy be held by her, and more. XD It is kinda takes to her women of any height (she is “5'10" (in human form) 6'7" (as She-Hulk” according to http://marvel.com/characters/51/she-hulk)  because tall Titanesses need some love. Also yes sucker for either her She-Hulk green eyes or her Jennifer’s form with brown eyes and this cute haircut. So Bruce Banner or Hulk, can you give me your cousin’s number please? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2j4_C4cvSs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbVnnImJOYc

1. 1996′s The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Esmeralda. 

So I like Disney a lot to choose ONE woman is not easy to do, yet I chose to one who I know for the fact I can say just has more to crush on. For starters her personality (seeing beauty from within a huge trait I love), spreading mercy, standing up her others, her sense of Faith (I am Spiritual, so her song to me a great representation of faith - - - > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEEpavnk7Uw ), her voice (both speaking and singing <3 <3) rich (I thank real life cutie Demi Moore, in Ghost her haircut is something I want to mimic on day), and more. Looks, well as long you are not a woman who is straight and a man who is gay, I find it hard to believe you can not understand how she is a jaw dropper. I personally head cannon her Pan as in Pansexuality.

So before you assume anything, yes there one more cutie after this, why, because I like to count zero. XD

Honorable Mentions: 

X-Men: 

Raven Darkholme  AKA Mystique (fun fact I believe she is cannoned as Bi, even though I heancanon as Pan)

Ororo Munroe AKA Storm  (XD the Pan flag I love it)

Disney:

2001′s Atlantis: The Lost Empire Kida

1991′s Beauty and the Beast Belle (I love her hazel eyes and dimples)

1999′s Iron Giant: Annie 

0. 1982′s The Last Unicorn, Lady Amalthea. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-TioQfT-jg

Even though yes she barely seems happy, just something about her that so stunning. If her indigo eyes, silver hair (I want to maybe dye my hair like her’s one day, when my hair longer), or moment of smiling.

Okay now I looked at her physical appearance, how does Amalthea win by personality. With light spoilers (not going into detail) she starts and end the movie on a quest for herself and it is empowering to see her just do this for she wants to. Not out of love, a prophecy, nope just wanted to save more like her. She is does not give up, she goes on. Amalthea strong in her morals, she helps her friends, her arch is powerful, and so much more. PLEASE READ THE BOOK TOO! =D So I like to point out (because my sibling and I had a debate) I liked her when HUMAN and she call herself human, not sure why this confused my sibling.

*Please anyone name what traits stick out as reoccurring in my named character crushes.*

I challenge @thenamelessdoll @sailorzelda94 @myhollie1911 @cereittanyprincess15 @deanscourse ANYONE else to make their top animated women’s, men’s, non-binary, or your top animated crush list.

I want to clear up that listing women easier because men tend be less developed. So my top 10 men list be BOTH movies and TV, so I make a top 3 tv cartoon ladies.

@theghostlightison

So since I made this, I am making a top five different, details of why I like them stay the same, yet different spots

5. Maria

4. Sailor Neptune

3. Catwoman

2. Amalthea (I kinda like this “mad” gif looks more like checking someone out. XD ^*_*^ )

1. Esmeralda (I still hope to use this quote one day)

0. She-Hulk

[xiumin-on-this-shit]

All My Idols Ch 21: May The Best Man Win

I scramble out of Lay’s hold and try to crawl towards where I think the door is but I’m caught yet again. I’m flipped over with hands pinned to the floor the older man hovers over me licking his lips. He’s still surprised but undeniably amused by the news.

“Lets try this again, I’m your what?” He stares at me expectantly, the others watch with both jealousy and interest.

“You are my number one bias,” I finally admit after months of avoiding it and them.

“Good,” Is all he says before he leans in and kisses me softly. It only lasts a second, but that is the best second of my life. He’s ripped off me by a fuming Lay, the others are glaring along with him.

I’m left laying on the floor completely dumbstruck. That didn’t just happen, that didn’t just happen, that didn’t just happen. The guy I’ve been dreaming about for years didn’t just do what I’ve always wanted to do to him, since the moment I saw his chubby cheeks and kitten like eyes. My heart is racing, my lips are still buzzing from the kiss, and to be honest I can’t feel the rest of my body. I’m on cloud 9 and I’m very upset when Baekhyun brings me out of it by pulling me into his embrace.

“You kissed our princess!” Baekhyun growls.

“Hyung, are you nuts?” Suho’s glare is lethal.

The others let out whines and growls but stop the moment I mumble, “It’s fine.” The room is silent for a moment.

“What?” They all echo, even Xiumin is surprised by my words.

“It’s fine,” I repeat still a little out of it.

“He just tackled you and kissed you and you think it’s fine?” Kai snaps.

I look at him with a massive grin on my face that makes them all scoot back, “Xiumin kissed me.” I cover my mouth as I let out a fan girl squeal, “Kim Minseok kissed me. My number one bias kissed me.” I flop down on my back as I continue to giggle and squeal. Weird half hearted screams leave my mouth as continue to repeat, “He kissed me, he kissed me.” I don’t know whether to blame it on my built up anxiety with them or the alcohol but I can’t get over the fact that he kissed me, he actually kissed me!

“I think you broke her,” I hear Chen say as I continue rolling on the floor in a fit of giggles.

“I can do it again,” Xiumin is grinning as he tries to climb over to me again, only to be stopped by the group of boys.

“No,” We all say in unision, and like before they are surprised by my response.

“My heart won’t be able to take it,” I add with another giggle.

I’m surprised when I’m brought off the floor and given another kiss by a handsome unicorn, followed by the cute puppy who had been holding me moments ago. Before the others can follow suit I scramble back on to the couch with my foot out, holding back a giant puppy with big ears. My hand is covering my mouth, whether it’s to make sure they can’t kiss me or to keep me from screaming in joy, I’m not sure.

“No,” I say firmly, but the giggle I let out makes them all grin and lean closer. I push Chanyeol back with my foot and hold my hands out to hold back the two youngest. “I’m really trying not to fan girl and scream my lungs out right now, sit down, please just sit down.”

They grumble but plop down right in front of the couch. I stare down at them with my legs pulled tightly to my chest, they’re eyes focused on me. My mind is trying to fully understand what just happened but I don’t believe it myself. Xiumin kissed me. Lay kissed me. Baekhyun kissed me. The rest of them tried. Hell, Sehun has a firm grip on my ankle right now, waiting for me to let whatever this is to continue. My lips are buzzing, my whole body is buzzing with both anxiety and excitement.

“Are you okay?” Suho wonders.

I hold my hand out to him, “I need a minute.” My hand goes to cover my face as I try to hide my smile from them, I need to stop this from going any farther but I’m struggling with keeping my inner fan girl contained in my drunkenness.

“Are you mad?”

“I’m just trying not to scream okay?” I tell them honestly. “I was just kissed by three extremely attractive guys and I’m trying not to fan girl right now.”

This makes them grin, Sehun’s thumb moves in small circles on my ankle, “Does that mean I get a turn?”

I hold my hand out to him, “Don’t say stuff like that, I’ve read too many fan fictions to know where that sentence leads.” Their brows go up, making me roll my eyes, “Don’t you judge me.” I look at Kai, “Especially you!” I think back to over a year ago when I still lived at home.

The bronzed boy points at himself in confusion, “Me?”

I glare at him, “Yes you! I had this poster of you guys right by my bed and you had the most judgmental look on your face.”

“I’m sorry?” The poor boy apologizes.

“And you guys with your cute puppy dog faces,” I look to Chen, Chanyeol, Baekhyun, and Kyungsoo. “Stop being so cute! Do Kyungsoo, you have been popping up since I got into anything Korean! You were the first person I could always find and even when I wasn’t looking for you, you would be there with those big eyes of yours.” I pause for a minute to mimic his wide eyes. The others burst into fits of laughter.

“Charlie, you might want to stop before you say something bad,” Lay tries to cover my mouth but I push him away.

“No,” I cover his mouth, my drunkenness coming in full force, “I have a very long list of complaints about you boys that I would like to get off my chest.  I already did my sweet Kyungie, next is Sehun,” I look at the young man holding my foot still “You are too attractive for your own good, I didn’t like you at first but you definitely grew on me to the point I can’t kick you off if I tired. Kai, you need to stop with the whole hip thrusting, smirking at the camera thing. Chanyeol, don’t roar at the camera and stop being so cute! Baekie, you and Kai need to be sat down and explained that you can give a girl a panic attack with one of those sexy smirks, so stop unless you are planning on following threw with something other than a teasing eye fuck.” His eyes are wide with surprise and amusement.

“Next, Chen,” I look at the handsome man, “You are perfect. You are handsome, sweet, funny, and absolutely amazing!”

“I don’t think that counts as a complaint,” Chen chuckles.

“I have no complaints against you, just keep doing what you are doing.”

“Why does he get that when you scold us?” Chanyeol whines.

“I didn’t scold you, now hush Yeolie,” I push the boy out of the way to stand up and make my way over to my next target, “Suho oppa.” I drop on to my knees in front of where he is sitting on the floor and basically throw myself at him. He stares at me surprised, his eyes get even bigger when I wrap my arms around his neck and tuck my face in the crook of his neck, “I have wanted nothing more than to hug you ever since I met you. You look like you would give the warmest, most amazing hugs, I’m sorry if this is unwanted but I can’t take it anymore.”

His warm laugh fills the room as he returns my hug, “Thank you, I think. Is it everything you dreamed?” He rubs my back comfortingly.

“Even better,” I mumble into his neck, enjoying his embrace.

“Enough of that,” Lay whines next to us, he pulls gently on my arm, trying to pull me away from the older without much luck.

“Just a little longer,” I whine holding on tighter.

Suho chuckles, “Hold on for as long as you like.”

“But what about the rest of us?” Xiumin pouts.

“You got to kiss her,” Sehun snaps at the older boys, “You two are the last ones who should be complaining about anything.”

“It’s not our fault she likes us more,” The oldest snaps back.

“No fighting!” I groan.

“But Charlie,” Sehun’s cute whine makes me sit back on my heels.

“If you guys are going to fight I’m going to somehow get myself out of here and I’m going to go back to avoiding you.” A roar of groans and whines erupts from the group of drunken boys. I pull myself away from a disappointed Suho and scramble to my feet. My mind is fuzzy on where the door is but I don’t even make it a couple feet before I’m caught by a cute puppy with beautifully done eyeliner on.

“Sorry,” They mumble together.

“So I take it you guys are done fighting?”

They nod.

“Good,” I collapse to the floor near Baekhyun and latch on to him the same way I did to Suho. And like Suho I surprise him but my hug is happily welcomed, “I’m sleepy,” I grumble into Baekhyun’s neck.

“I think going to bed would be a good idea,” Suho suggests. The room hums in agreement, Baekhyun chuckles softly in my ear as he moves his hand on my back like Suho had.

“Do you want to come sleep in my bed?” Baekhyun says in a surprisingly husky voice.

“No,” Sehun growls.

“You are incredibly sassy today,” Chanyeol scolds.

“I want the princess,” I glance over at Sehun to see him holding his arms out to me like I’m a child he wants to pick up. Feeling like they all deserve attention after avoiding them for so long I scramble over to him next. “She can sleep with me.”

“If it’s anyone it should be me,” Xiumin interjections.

Lay scoffs, “I’ve known her the longest.”

“I feel like I’m the least likely to try something,” Kyungsoo speaks finally again.

“You have such a pretty voice,” I peek out from Sehun’s embrace to smile at cute Kyungsoo.

A blush spreads across his face but I only see it for a second before Sehun tucks my face against his chest, “No looking at him, you are giving me attention right now.”

I laugh at the youngest.

“Can I wash my face first?” I wonder peeking out once again.

“Of course,” Suho smiles at me, he stands up and offers a hand that Sehun pushes away. The youngest stands up, holding me princess style without any problems.

“I want to help,” Sehun says cutely but firmly.

“Two of us don’t need to help her,” Suho crosses his arms over his chest like a stern father.

“I think two of us should help her,” Lay suggests. “That way no one can try anything funny with her.”

“You guys go help her wash her face and we’ll make beds for everyone in the living room.” Chen waves us away to the bathroom where Sehun sets me on the counter. I’m reminded of my oppas helping me when I’ve been too tired to even wash my face and find myself smiling.

“You guys don’t need to help me,” I tell them as they begin debating on whose face wash they should use.

“We are not going to be responsible for your falling or getting hurt,” Suho tells me.

“Close your eyes,” Sehun commands me after he places a head band around my head to keep my hair out of my face. I obey without question having already had this done to me multiple times by my oppas.

“I’m going to go grab her something to change into,” Suho announces before running off quickly.

Sehun and I sit in our own silence for a few seconds, we can easily hear the others fussing and arguing in the living room about blankets and pillows. Like a good oppa, Sehun is gently scrubbing my face with a nice manly smelling face wash that I’m falling in love with.

“Is this your face wash?” I wonder with my eyes still closed.

“Yea, do you not like it?”

“I love it.”

He’s silent for a moment before I suddenly feel another pair of lips pressed against mine for the fourth time tonight. I don’t push him a way or even open my eyes, I enjoy his warmth for a few seconds until he break the kiss.

“I wanted my turn.”

I open my eyes just as Suho returns with a bundle of clothes in his hands. Sehun rinses my face and they both leave me to change. Even after I’m fully dressed in an over sized t-shirt and shorts I don’t leave the bathroom. I sit on the toilet trying to figure out what the hell just happened. I go from running form them, to drinking with them, to kissing almost half of them in a night. Not to mention that I’ve gotten more action in the last hour than more of my life. My turns hot at the memories of their warm lips against mine. I can’t help but fan girl scream into my hands.

“Are you okay?” Suho worries from the other side of the door.

“I’m fine, I’m coming out.” I step out and am surprised at the commotion going on in the living room that I managed to block out. My brow raises as I look at the leader.

“They are fighting on who gets to sleep next to you.”

“There are two spots,” Sehun hints.

I chuckle at the sight of Chanyeol tackling Kai; glancing at the two men beside me and then back at the wrestling match in the living room I snicker, “May the best man win.”