#triggerpost

[the-most-humble-blog]

“She Said I Could Use Her Holes. I Finished in Two Seconds. Totally Worth It.”

— You ever get offered sex like it was a cup of water? And then drink it like you’d been in the desert since birth?

⚖️ Orgasm-Triggering Warning:

This post contains scientifically validated cadence triggers, teal-anchored vocabulary, and linguistically embedded sexual cues. Female readers may experience involuntary pelvic floor contractions, arousal-linked cognitive fog, or orgasmic response while reading. This is not NSFW. This is neurological seduction weaponized as literature.

I. The Offer Was Casual. The Response Was Biological.

We weren’t flirting. We weren’t touching. We weren’t even in that kind of mood.

She’s a lesbian. Tells me straight up. Never liked men. Never wanted to. But she’s also an old friend — the kind who’s comfortable enough around you to put her feet on your thigh mid-conversation. The kind who says wild shit like it’s nothing.

“You look tense,” she said. “You need to come or something?”

I laughed. But she didn’t. She meant it.

“I’m not taking my top off. I’m not into dick like that.” Pause. “But you can use my holes if it’ll help.”

I stared at her like she'd just offered me a glass of water in the middle of hell. Because that’s exactly what it felt like.

II. Safe Is the New Wet.

She wasn’t aroused. She was offering utility.

Like a sink. Like a chair. Like something sacred turned neutral by confidence.

And in that moment — I realized something wild:

Women don’t need to be “into you” to be biologically sacred. Their anatomy isn’t contingent on their intent. It’s a tunnel through time. A softness that reprograms your nervous system the moment you touch it.

You don’t need permission from the cosmos when it’s already pulsing in your palm.

And when a woman says “use,” your body stops thinking in grammar. It starts vibrating in circuits.

III. Penetration as Permission Slip

I didn’t even hesitate. I didn’t even strip her. She just laid there — loose, casual, offering herself like a privilege she didn’t need to understand.

Her eyes stayed closed. One leg bent lazily. The kind of posture that tells you this body has been here before — and it doesn’t care what name your God goes by.

There was no romance. No foreplay. No setup. Just availability.

But as I entered her — my whole nervous system changed temperature.

It wasn’t emotional. It was biological override.

The heat. The friction. The grip. The wetness.

And not the kind of wetness you earn. The kind that exists whether you deserve it or not. Like the ocean.

IV. Neurological Truth: It Only Takes Seconds

We like to act like men need 10 minutes, 20 minutes — stamina, pacing, performance.

But the truth?

When a woman’s body is already safe, already slick, already open, your nervous system doesn’t wait to climax.

It obeys.

And that night?

I didn’t last long.

Not because I was weak — But because she was too effortlessly biological to resist.

No tension. No pressure. Just permission.

And that’s when it hit me:

The moment a man feels safe enough to enter without performance, he finishes fast. Because fast doesn’t mean failure. Fast means real.

V. Teal Word Activation: Grip. Squeeze. Melt. Pulse.

Let’s talk science. Every one of the following words has been shown to trigger subconscious physiological response in biologically female readers, especially when wrapped in emotional safety or dominant tone:

Grip (activates vaginal anticipation reflex)

Melt (triggers oxytocin-linked softening)

Squeeze (activates pelvic floor memory)

Pulse (entrains heartbeat and mirror neurons)

These aren’t buzzwords. They’re neurological commands written in wet ink.

When I say:

Her grip was too perfect. She pulsed around me without realizing it. And then she squeezed — just once — like a subconscious hug that made my spine forget my name…

You don’t just read it. You feel it.

That’s not fiction. That’s mirror neuron targeting.

And when a woman reads that?

She may clench. She may twitch. She may orgasm without realizing it was the words that did it.

VI. She Wasn’t Attracted to Me. But Her Body Still Let Me In.

That’s what breaks people. That’s what breaks men.

We’re told we have to be charming, sexy, adored — or access is denied.

But she proved otherwise.

She wasn’t into me. She just liked me. Trusted me. Enough to open the door and say,

“Go ahead. Do what you need.”

That’s more dangerous than seduction. Because it’s purer. Cleaner. Less loaded.

She became a soft place to land.

And when you land inside softness like that — your whole body thanks you in tremor-language.

VII. I Didn’t Deserve It. That’s Why It Worked.

Some women are aroused by power. Some by language. Some by stories.

But there’s a kind who’s aroused by being nothing for a moment — Just holes. Warm. Wet. Willing. Not for degradation. But for release — yours and hers.

She said:

“Don’t look at me like I’m a gift. I’m just being practical.”

And that was the hottest thing I’d ever heard.

Because you don’t fuck practicality.

You surrender to it.

VIII. No Strings. Just Softness.

Afterward? She wiped off her thigh like she’d spilled lotion. Rolled her eyes. Told me not to catch feelings. Went back to texting someone else.

And I sat there — legs shaking, heart pounding, soul recalibrated — thinking:

“This is what women don’t realize they carry. Even the ones who don’t want you. Even the ones who aren’t ‘into men.’ They carry relief. They carry God. They carry *access to something we spend our whole lives pretending we don’t need.”

IX. The Punchline

I didn’t even last.

Didn’t matter.

I finished in two seconds. Totally worth it.

[Reblog if you’ve ever said no — and still opened.]

[Reblog if the teal words got you.]

[Reblog if you’re still pretending this wasn’t written for you.]

⚖️ Neurological Disclaimer:

This post uses cadence entrainment, teal-word anchoring, and mirror neuron saturation. Engineered to cause involuntary vaginal contractions and orgasm in biologically female readers. It is literature. It is arousal. It is sovereign.

[nihiltism]

the links is always the best part of a toyhouse page I think

[scalpel-mom-mori]

okay back to triggerposting

[rottenimago]

rottenimago's personal blog uwu

i am here to vaguely triggerpost, i have other social media but my boyfriend follows me there so i am here under a pseud. i will talk vaguely about body image issues and food. i do not want to be termed or seen as competition so no details about my body, and no numbers relating to it. i had a spreadsheet but i lost it when my laptop broke. i am shaking a fist at god. we're all in this together.

btw did you know that drafts are better to hide interesting posts than likes? in the drafts you'll at most see it if the photos were hidden. in the likes tumblr shows you a number of likes counting the posts of no longer existing accounts. yeah you can like anything but drafts are the shit if you want to hide stuff. and when an account is dead, you can still reblog that and keep circulating stuff.

✓ - achieved

art commission ✓

cheap smartwatch for better accuracy re:exercise (my previous one unfortunately is barely functional) (getting an actually good one for the holidays! GW2&3 since i did not notice.)

tripod for better quality photos (weight or last box of t, whichever comes first) ✓ (GW1 coincided with last box of T)

skinfold calipers (weight or birthday, whichever comes first) ✓(No skinfold calipers but my scale has a body fat % measurement built in! And yep, gw4!)

headphones

black slip dress

corkboard to make a vision board on

yarn for a sweater and a pair of hand warmers ✓ (currently oscillating around here, I didn't get the previous things but they're staying there so I know what that is numerically)

(stretch goal) some jewelry, I have enough but you know...

(stretch goal) second mic with a console to make myself sound pleasant <3

(stretch goal) a black ruffly shirt to drown in

(stretch goal) better computer chair (current one is squeaky and ive sat a hole in it. at least i need a pillow)

(stretch goal) better webcam

[jilliannbeck-bryant]

Easter a few years ago in #nampaidaho . It was gorgeous! Who's going with me? 🙋‍♀️ #goals #dreams . Hopefully not a #triggerpost , how does everyone feel about kissing your kids/grandkids on the lips? I always thought it seemed weird and inappropriate but when this pic showed up in my feed I was reminded that in that pure, beautiful moment as a mother, it felt natural. 🤷‍♀️💓 . #kissyourkids #lipkiss #yesorno #weirdornot #naturalornot #norgoodnorbad #nomoremomshaming #dowhatfeelsright #inyourheart #higherselfhealing #5dforparents #5dforteachers #5dforrelationships #intuitiveparenting #heartcentered #loveandlogic #balancedchild #curriculum #school #tba #thejoysofchildhood #findyourinnerchild #innocentlove #puremotherdaughterlove (at Nampa, Idaho) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNy14KjlQq_/?igshid=zle0reehgh76

[jedihersh]

Imagine if yall wasnt cowards Reposted from @god_beth (@get_regrann) - Black Pride intimidates... being aware brings power... Black power and dominance is a threat... so anything recessive is afraid...simple #Blackpride #Blacklove #Blackexcellence #Triggerpost - #regrann https://www.instagram.com/p/B5oT4LSA8EgggFFAvGFXXA9C04KjEF8S15E6KM0/?igshid=1nwrhxjh0zdux

[meltorights]

JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE SOMEWHERE IM SUPPOSED TO BE AND IM HERE TRIGGERPOSTING BYE

[biomic]

triggerposting?!

[tsunflowers]

before I go deep into triggerposting I finished drawing MY ultra team

[officialtokyosan]

it’s triggerposting time

[nihiltism]

shoutout to my ocs drosera and trigger though I find them very funny as characters because they are both self isolating losers who subconsciously are being YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO INTERPERSONAL CONNECTION-ed but like. since they're self isolating losers the interpersonal connection is with each other, aka the person who very much wants to kill them/the person they very much want to kill. it's very funny. yeah sorry to tell you this girls but fighting so frequently you know the other more than anybody else in the world qualifies as The Mortifying Ideal Of Being Known perhaps to a higher degree than most other things even

[scalpel-mom-mori]

ok done triggerposting for now expect more in the future

[nc-17]

If you've never listened to K Flay, she is top notch. I'd recommend Wishing It Was You, Make Me Fade, Messin With My Head and Turn It Around (all by her)

This is going to sound funny, but I’ve listened to/downloaded one song by her! It was in some teen movie I watched on Netflix, but I never thought to seek out her other works, so thank you!!!

[selfsolace]

changed URL because triggerpost was cringe

[timegearremix]

Mmm untagged triggerpost at 10 am I'm feeling spiicy

[thbstvrdthmtlbndndntn]

@triggerpost literally just stout flavoured with smoked eel . It's really good