#tswift clues

[mylambandmartyr]

Trying to write but I’m thinking too hard about the implications of alcohol in Punisher.

Frank drinks beer, David drinks whiskey, Sarah drinks wine, heavily gendered, even though David is constantly emasculated (antisemitic) and in a way Sarah is made masculine by proxy (also antisemitic).

Frank is implicitly framed as a way to “restore” Sarah’s femininity (through a romantic relationship) BUT ALSO restore David’s masculinity by making him “get his hands dirty” and literally restoring his reputation.

Frank is invested in restoring the status quo of their white picket fence American dream life because he could never actually could get it himself (ex: trad wife Maria PTSD and “I would rather be neck deep in shit and blood than be with my kids”)

Except for the fact that the Liebermans also do not to fit into these roles for a variety of reasons.

Marvel almost accidentally stumbled into an interesting narrative about Jewish assimilation but obviously didn’t because they’re pussies/ Marvel bad.

If Frank was explicitly Jewish this would be an interesting dynamic but he is not because again Marvel bad.

Frank says he used to drink MD 20/20, a cheap fortified wine, Frank drinks rosé with Sarah, he drinks whiskey with David.

In conclusion Frank Castle transgender allegory? Or something

[wutheringmights]

what a train wreck

[transwalterdecourcey]

i need a new free crossword website that doesn't suck

[sleep-token-confessions]

I’m so happy the lads are getting all the love and popularity because they deserve it but I hate the swift-ification of the fanbase. Bands have been using clues, puzzles, teasers, and ARGs for YEARS before TSwift did. She doesn’t own it and certainly didn’t invent it.

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[siffrins-therapist]

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can the nation-people rpf shippers STOP posting their headcanons and fic in the main tag????? People use the main tag for REAL information and news about the reps!

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says the person wiht a link to their scotnor fics in their pinned

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did I say anything about NOT writing nation-people rpf AT ALL?? No?? I said to keep it out of the 👏MAIN👏 TAG. piss on the poor ass website I swear.

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Yo guys? I think one of the nation-people found this post. Mr France literally posted this an hour ago:

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NOT EVEN A THOUSAND NOTES??? I FEEL LIKE I'VE SEEN THIS EVERYWHERE

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🧭lostwanderer69

Hey uh........... did anyone tell the US rep that those panera bred lemonades are hella caffeinated??

🧟zombie--davie

how. how many did he drink?

🐗40to50wildhogs follow

He's literally immortal he's fine.

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FUCKING 12????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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He was in the middle of drinking lemonade 13 when he kicked the bucket. Some tiktoker was recording him on a Live

👑lotrmonarchist

apparently he was with m. Denmark. who. kept drinking more lemonades until the manager cut him off...

🥀valentinorose follow

P sure dude said once he ate hellebore like salad. Not surprised.

👑lotrmonarchist

i thought he only said that to make historians leave him alone

🧭lostwanderer69

No no, I believe it

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🪆theinn3rm3

OK. Let's settle this.

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🏴stopdraininmeswamp-deactivated

Anyone else notice he does this when some senator or w/e pisses him off?

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the fbi got him

#war thunder #nation people bs

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❄️snowmiserbottomsurgery follow

not the swifties acting racist af after mr. korea called taylor "that one a-pop artist" 💀💀💀

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me looking at the notes ONE FUCKING HOUR after i hit post:

🧟‍♀️realzombiedavie

I'm convinced tswifts has mind control powers like how england sees fairies or miss belarus sees ghosts

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Everyone needs to stop spreading around that the nation people have magic powers it's been proven again and again that it's fake.

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realzombiedavie why'd you use an honorific for Miss Belarus but not Mr. England?

🧟‍♀️realzombiedavie

Cuz I actually respect Miss Belarus lmao

#RIP to OPs notes #turning off my asks in case england stans come after me again

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Dear god wtf is up with all the colonizer/colony (or ex-colony) ships lately??! I know RPF is already a gray area morally, but can we at least not be gross about it?!

✂️ausprutoxicyuriscissoring

This is some of the most low effort bait I've ever seen.

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Thanks for using my correct pronouns tho ig?

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the "schrodinger's country person" is sending me

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#negative tag #nation people mention #doesn't op write liechtenstein x reader? why's anon salty about the pruliech?

if anon's the person i'm thinking of, they selfship with Miss Liechtenstein and harrass anyone else that selfships with her or ships her with another cuntry-person

#oh god i'm p sure i know who anon is #hasn't staff termed them like 6 times? #how many accounts have they made?

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@ everyone asking me for the link here it is enjoy.

[classiccowboy]

instagram j.b.

summary: follow joe and his fiance evie as they go through his football career.

*face claim is Yasmin Quintana*

series masterlist.

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> breezyevie: i want to post more life stuff!

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> breezyevie: we love you mama!

user: not the love note 😢

> breezyevie: jb is the best.

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> breezyevie: fiancé

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> breezyevie: you are the loml.

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> breezyevie: i don’t think i can answer.

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> breezyevie: i’ll be ready to save the day if needed.

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> breezyevie: i tried to get her to wear some of mine. she says she’s no bandwagon.

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breezyevie: king of my heart. 💗

> user: the tswift reference 😭

> user: i knew i could count my queen to be a swiftie

> breezyevie: all of the best people are.. except joe. 🫠

user: joe is so fine tbh

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lahjay10_: my boy 💪🏽💪🏽

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> breezyevie: he’s just the best

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> breezyevie: stop it right now!

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> breezyevie: 👀

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> breezyevie: my joey. 🧡

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user: you’re like obsessed with him.

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> joeyb_9: with a little help. 👀

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millyg: drip

breezyevies ig stories

[bunkernine]

leo v slipknot // piper v bieber // reyna work out // percy v adele // frank v vegetarians // annabeth v wu-tang clan // hazel v bts // nico v tswift // jason v mcr

[frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe]

me listening to my mom sing along with the songs on my steddie playlist: you have no clue. you have no earthly idea. you don't know that all these songs are about two fictional gay men. this one is specifically his song, and this one is the other's song. you have no clue that this song is the title of a fanfic that made me sob. you don't know that my pocket friends made this tswift song about them™. you have no idea that i've written this one and this one and this one into a fanfiction about a mixtape. you don't know that someone else did with this one. you think it's all just fun 80s tunes that you listened to when you were younger, but they aren't; they're about the blorbos in my phone.

[thealogie]

[letterman anon] sorry. the thing is, your blog is full of "i have the best media opinions and everyone else is wrong and stupid" 24/7. and it's like, no, people can have wrong opinions or state something that misses the point if they are not following it deeply, and they shouldn't be spoken down to for that. so i guess i'm guilty of that in this case, but is it fair to say you sometimes overdo it with your "me and my 5 mutuals are the only cool smart people here and everyone else needs to be educated like they are 16" humour? and btw re media training, fun fact - letterman's been working on his image makeover for a few years now (from whenever he launched "my next guest") because young people have gotten to know him as an old creepy misogynistic cheater late night host and he's been trying to get with the times and be sensitive and up-to-date and "yaaas women", and it's clearly working because he doesn't seem disingenuous about it and has actually been learning/listening and at this point comes across less out of touch than conan for example (hilarious), and clearly he/his team were thinking "how do we make our tiktok account popular?" and arrived at the answer-be hip and befriend swifties-which is why he's out there saying cool correct things about tswift and the wild media hate surrounding her NFL hangouts. and he combined it with a sketch because he's a comedian and has a job to do, as much as he looks like he has no clue where the fuck he is, he's still very sharp and dry, bla bla. so here's to all kinds of problematic celebs (tswift herself included) having awesome pr teams and constantly coming out on top no matter how much they fuck up :))) and here's to us thinking critically about why so many famous people are suddenly fun and relatable and quirky and gay and "giving tumblrina"

-signing off, let's say another random anon in the long line of random anons on your blog dropping random facts about famous people you don't care for (i meant no disrespect but perhaps a nudge for you to reexamine your way of communicating with strangers also)

I can’t stop laughing. This is also not a normal thing to say to a stranger. Yeah thanks. I’ll for sure be taking internet etiquette lessons from the person who sent me two of the most obnoxious asks in recent memory

[greatestwizardofthisage]

assigning each of the bad kids a taylor swift era because i am feeling deprived of tswift content now that she's on break from the eras tour

Kristen: Fearless. I can't even explain why, but to me that album is just so sunny and in my mind it fits Kristen perfectly. I think maybe it's because Fearless was one of the first album I ever really loved, then when I was older the rerecording is what got me back into tswift and I can totally see Kristen going through a similar journey with it where maybe she loves it as a kid but then stops listening to it as she distances herself from her childhood/family, only to fall in love with it again later on. Also I feel like the country vibes fit her well. (She would also LOVE betty but she would pretend it's a lesbian anthem)

Gorgug: Ok this feels controversial but he's a Lover stan. I just fully belive that to his core Gorgug is a lover not a hater and he would un ironically love Lover. Like to me that album is all about having gone through some bad shit and choosing to only carry forward the best of it? And that fits with my perception of Gorgug. ALSO the end of afterglow 'I want to be defined by the things that I love, not the things that I hate, or the things that haunt me in the middle of the night' just feels very Gorgug coded to me dont ask me why. However if you've seen any of my other posts about music and the bad kids you know that I wholeheartedly believe Gorgug loves all music so I think he'd be hard pressed to choose a favourite album.

Riz: Midnights. And not just because this kid never sleeps. Bassically I really couldn't decide which album he would listen to because none of them really fit, but then I started thinking about specific lyrics and I think Midnights has the most that he could relate to. I mean 'no one wanted to play with me as a little kid so I've been scheming like a criminal ever since' is about him. You can't change my mind. I do think though that Riz is definitely more invested in all the easter eggs and firguring out which album is coming next over actually listening to her music. Like he would for sure be among the first to figure out all her clues.

Fabian: 1989 and Folklore. I fully to the bottom of my heart belive that until his sophmore year Fabian would exclusivly be listening to pop music, sea shanties, and weird elven music. So obviously he would love the greatest pop album ever made. He wouldn't listen to Folklore until post sophmore character development. Also he would For Sure learn the choreography for the dance in the background of Dress on the Rep tour and recreat it perfectly using his sheet.

Fig: Speak Now. I mean do I even need to explain this? It's the perfect album for Fig. It's the kind of thing she would have loved when she was in her Preppy Cheerleader phase, but it has just enough of that pop punk influence that I feel like she could still appreciate it when she's older. I feel like she would definitly take issue with some of the misogynistic lyrics used in some of the songs, and would be all for the lyric change in Better Than Revenge. Also as I've mentioned many times before, Fig would love Paramore, and would LOVE Castles Crumbling. Like you're going to sit here and tell me that lines like 'They used to cheer when they saw my face, Now I fear I have fallen from grace' + 'Their faith was strong, but I pushed it too far, I held that grudge 'til it tore me apart' + 'Ones I loved tried to help, so I ran them off, And here I sit alone, behind walls of regret' + 'People look at me like I'm a monster, Now they're screaming at the palace front gates, used to chant my name, Now they're screaming that they hate me, Never wanted you to hate me' weren't written by Figueroth Faeth? I also just think songs like Never Grow Up and Long Live would perfectly fit with her not so secret sentimental streak.

Adaine: Evermore and Folklore. I think theres just a sort of elegence to these albums that really reminds me of Adaine. I also think theres so much vulnerability in them and a lot of the songs touch on feelings of not being good enough for others (mirrorball, tolerate it, this is me trying, right where you left me) that I think she could relate to not from a romantic relationship standpoint but from all the expectations placed on her by her parents. I also think that although these are probably the most low key of tswifts albums, they have some good angry songs (no body no crime, illicit affairs, mad woman) that she would definitly love. But yeah this is mostly based on aesthetics. Evermore and Folklore were albums written with a quill and Adaine is the kind of girl to appreciate this.

[ellaynaonsaturn]

hihi layna!! i wanted to do ur gtk followers thing bc i'm so obsessed with your acc and your c.ai bots lol. i have like zero clue what to write about myself so i'm just spewing random and niche things.

i'm obsessed with wes anderson and luca guadagnino films and that kind of aesthetic for anything. romcoms are my favs too especially ones that give terrible second hand embarrassment. i'm weirdly into writing but not in the 'i'm a writer' way and instead 'i want to consume an insane amount of other people's literature even though i hate reading' way. if you couldn't tell by just one glance at my account, logan howlett has my brain rotting. i have like the craziest baby fever for no reason and i'm obsessed with every single girl dad/father figure logan howlett fic i read. french bulldogs and pugs are my favorite animal/dog breed even though i don't have one. the puppies are just like the cutest things ever. my favorite music is a lot of 90s, soft rock, and anything heart breaking that is sure to make me cry. rn i'm obsessed with tolerate it by tswift and the winner takes it all by ABBA. anyway that's like all i can think of rn and im sure i missed so many things!!

hii!!! tysm that means a lot to me, like sincerely!!!

For your person, i put Olivia Rodrigo because she loves soft rock like you mentioned, she reads a lot and makes that heart breaking music you said you like. She’s also been in shows with cheesy rom and, fun fact: she played a character in a movie, as the owner of a french bulldog, so!!

For your season i didn’t really know what season for this to be considered??? But i put like dark clouds because of logan, like he’s got such a sad backstory and his character just really reminds me of that. ALSO!! i put it because your description of loving writing but not really just.. resonates here for some reason.

And lastly, for your object i chose a camera because i feel like digital cameras are very rom-comy and with the girl dad!logan thing, it just sort of fits in my mind.

[lostetiquette]

PART ONE : Lavender Haze 🧶

I'm going to start posting my connections, or what my brain connects of this TSwift Tale here.

I've mentioned that I correspond with my colleagues, so I can't take credit for figuring all these eggs/clues/codes out, however the slides are how my 🧠 fits the information together into a story,

not sure if this "story" is reallll or fakeeee...

I like to image it's real 😏

The silver circle merry-go-round in the

As It Was MV

connects to some things:

Night Changes MV ... Zayn's ring

Also finger gun 👉🏼 typically when they "finger gun" they're pointing something special out 😏

Spotify Artist of the Year 2023 - the HAYLORverse, as I like to call it...

Her RING is the exact right Zayn is wearing

Her lavender chiffon dress is reminiscent of Harry's Falling MV dress and Taylor's purple Chiffon outfit that she wore to an award show...

[jestersmaskblog]

Rap was mentioned in that post because it a post about something that has been going on here for days now, white people have been coming out of the woodwork to brag about not listening to rap because "it's too scary/ it's too violent/ it's too sexual" generalizing a whole genre on clear biases they have against primarily BLACK people not just any kind of poc, this conversation is about WHITE people pulling out arguments to validate their racism and anti-blackness, lean4 how to read and maybe next time make sure you read the context clues before opening your big ugly mouth, ALSO you don't even know how to use "POC" right LOL fucking moron "POC musicians" People Of Color musicians???? You are stupid stupid shut the fuck up white demon

you do realize you can ask me questions off anon right? its uh, pretty obvious this is all coming from the original poster, not everyone's a dropout and look I actually do like rap, but a lot of people don't like it because they just don't like it, and shit hipsters are still around a lot of them are just bragging about not liking something mainstream and honestly? a lot of mainstream rap can be violent and sexual? I mean, these aren't things i got an issue with personally but not everyone tryna hear "took her to the O" or shit like that and rap can be pretty disrespectful to women, to the point other rappers and ESP female rappers talk about it shit i'm like 99% that zack fox talks about it in a genius interview Obviously if you're listening to shit like metal and rock that can EASILY be a double standard but someone who's playlist is all Tswift, olivia rodrigo, and beyonce genuinely is likely to not like rap for those reasons? and lets be honest, some people are too fucking stupid to know subgenres are a thing

[starsreminisce]

Elucien in Tswift lyrics:

My name is whatever you decide And I'm just gonna call you mine I'm insane, but I'm your baby (your baby) Echoes (echoes) of your name inside my mind Halo, hiding my obsession I once was poison ivy, but now I'm your daisy

Don't Blame Me

Threw out our cloaks and our daggers because it's morning now It's brighter now, now I don't wanna look at anything else now that I saw you (I can never look away) I don't wanna think of anything else now that I thought of you (Things will never be the same) I've been sleeping so long in a 20-year dark night (Now I'm wide awake) And now I see daylight (Daylight), I only see daylight (Daylight)

Daylight

I was thinking just one time (just one time) Maybe the stars align (just one time) And maybe I call you mine And you won't need space Or string me along while you decide And just one time (just one time) Maybe the moment's right (the moment's right)

Electric Touch

Time, curious time Gave me no compasses, gave me no signs Were there clues I didn't see? And isn't it just so pretty to think All along there was some Invisible string Tying you to me?

Invisible String

Because I'm a mirrorball I'm a mirrorball I'll show you every version of yourself Tonight

Mirrorball

I've been the archer I've been the prey Who could ever leave me, darling? But who could stay?

The Archer

These are the hands of fate You're my Achilles heel This is the golden age of something good and right and real And I never (never) Saw you coming And I'll never Be the same

State of Grace

Your mother brought you up loyal and kind Teenage love taught you there's good in goodbye Every woman that you knew brought you here I wanna teach you how forever feels Like the girls you loved before (ooh) Made you the one I've fallen for

All The Girls You've Loved Before

I'll be getting over you my whole life You know how scared I am of elevators Never trust it if it rises fast It can't last Uh oh, I'm falling in love Oh no, I'm falling in love again Oh, I'm falling in love

Labyrinth

[m--rtyr]

As a technical (listen to her music, not at all involved with the fandom) swiftie, I had no clue we were trying to cancel lastat....but I think it's weird....he's not real...what are we trying to cancel him over?

Basically, a little teaser came out for s3, and people were saying it was mocking TSwift??

Some people have only seen some clips and pics and seem to be confused that he’s a real person. I’m sure some people are trolls. But here’s a screenshot I have lol.

Swifties and IWTV fans are all arguing except swifties are being at least partially genuine, Lestat fans can never be serious even if their lives depend on it and are literally just rage baiting.

[riecaloca]

There's a DOG on TTPD?!?!

This is a long one, but hold tight. I was minding my own business at work when my coworker (acquaintance level) comes over to me. We once had a mutual love of Taylor Swift. (We talked about Midnights ONE time shortly before I stopped being a Swiftie). Anyways, she asks me this:

Co-worker: "So, which of the new songs is your favorite?"

And I was very busy with my work (and didn't have time or the desire to explain how much I dislike Taylor now), so I just said, "Oh, I haven't listened to most of the album cause I'm not into her music anymore, so I couldn't say."

Co-worker, unfazed and smiling: "Well then, guess what song is MY favorite?"

It was at this point that every single TTPD song title exited my brain. Like, I only listened to like 4 of the songs before giving up, but I couldn't even think of those. However, my coworker seemed super excited, and I didn't want to rain on her parade because while I dislike TS, she loves her, and what's the harm of guessing a song title? So I bought time by being like "Well, that's a hard question cause there's like 30 songs are the album, and I've only heard 4 of them-"

Meanwhile, I was RACKING my brain, trying to summon the titles of the few songs I've heard or read about, but all I could think of was "TTPD," and like, was that even a song on the album, or just the title? I had NO clue. I felt like I was entering "ttpd" into a search bar in my brain and coming up with "no results." I was also trying to remember any Tiktok edits I'd heard, but like for real, what little knowledge I had of TTPD was NOWHERE to be found.

Fortunately, as I was realizing how objectively amusing this situation was, I thought of the acronym "lmao" and that made me think of the song "loml," so I said that.

This woman hits me with "No, my favorite song is the Black DOG."

EXCUSE ME? THAT'S A SONG? WHAT? what the hell is that even about? why is taylor writing about dogs? why does the color matter? wtf-

What OTHER songs are on this album? I never looked at the tracklist because I didn't give a shit, but what the hell is tswift ON?! I swear, this titles are becoming more and more stranger-