#tubbo x child!reader

[pastelmumu]

6 year old Y/N: "Michael! Wanna play?"

Michael: "Yes, what are we playing?"

Y/N: "Jumping off the cliff simulator"

Ranboo and Tubbo after hearing that: "Jumping of the WHAT!?"

[lowkeyrobin]

(Reader x dsmp/mcyt)

Reader who just got their tongue pierced and their s/o's/partners reaction?

-🌕 anon!

oooo I like this one!! I got a little handful of mcyts here so hopefully I got all the ones you were looking for! and welcome to the family 🌕 anon! you're officially my first child lmao

MCYT ; you get your tongue pierced

includes ; tommyinnit, tubbo, ranboo, badlinu, karl jacobs, quackity, nihachu, and foolish gamers

warnings ; language, mention of pills, mentions/descriptions of oral anatomy (ik some ppl get icked when ppl talk about insides of mouths i get it)

masterlist

TOMMYINNIT

"woah- hey there"

you're bouncing off the walls and dying to show him

you picked the one moment he's busy with editing and you stand behind him for a solid 3 minutes before he turns around

you stick your tongue out to show off your new piercing and he exclaims a bit, his emotions in awe

he may look disgusted or cringed, but he's just surprised you're for one, not in pain, two, how good it looks on you

"Holy shit, it looks awesome y/n!"

then proceeds to ask a million questions about it

he's mostly just curious what it feels like inside your mouth and how you take care of it and eat around it

idk what to call it bc I obv don't have a tongue piercing (or any in general LMAO) but you do the little putting the piercing between your teeth trick for him and he jumps back all frightened at first

he had no idea how you did it somehow

"how the fuck did you just do that???"

you to be fair jumpscared him with it so you just kinda show him

"doesn't that hurt????"

TUBBO

once you show him (coming straight to him after leaving the piercers) you're all happy and shit and happy to show him that you're doing things to express yourself and be more comfortable in your body

"Holy shit, that's so cool! Wait, oh my God, did you get stabbed in the tongue with a needle??"

"Not really stabbed but-"

"ohhh God no! are you okay? does it not hurt???"

also proceeds to ask you a bunch of questions

he's confused on how you'd disinfect it and shit considering it's in your mouth and shit

he's overall just really fascinated and he likes asking questions to better understand this new change for you

he's happy if you're happy yk? 🫶

he makes sure that you remember to take care of it and whatnot, and you're taking plenty of ibuprofen/tylenol for headaches while it's still fresh

he likes helping you style outfits according to the jewelry too, he's a little fashionista fr

RANBOO

"Ran, lookit!"

Bro looks up at you with your tongue out and his resting face turns into a wide smile

"Oh my God!? you actually got it? I'm so happy for you!"

wraps you in a hug

once the excitement wears off he's super paranoid about you being uncomfortable or in pain because I mean your tongue just got jabbed with a needle and now you've got a piece of metal in it

also asks questions, mostly because he also wants to understand how it feels in your mouth

"does it like... rub up on the roof of your mouth and scratch it? like, does it hurt other than the pain from the insertion?"

they LOVE when you do the little teeth trick, it's just so cool to them lmao

they'll gift you some new (high quality) jewelry as well every once in a while

he literally went online to get a customized one that says "#1 Ranboo fan" in it for you 💀💀

instead of wearing it, you turn it into a bracelet/necklace/use it as another kind of piercing that way you can actually show it off

he likes seeing you fidget around specifically w the pill ones

questions you constantly how you don't accidently swallow it or something

"wait.. do you take it out when you shower and brush your teeth? genuine question, I swear!"

again, they're happy if you're happy

they're happy seeing you be able to express yourself more clearly and they don't care what it is, they're always by your side

BADLINU

he, harry, & bill came with you for moral support

he wasn't staring down the inside of your mouth but he felt the pain with how hard you were squeezing his hand 💀💀💀💀

he looks up at Harry and Bill with pleading eyes like "Holy shit they have some grip help me"

he refuses to buy/let you buy jewelry that isn't 100% high quality

nor is he letting that shit get infected either

he always notices when you match the jewelry to your outfits or the occasion as well

like you'll be attending the streamer awards and you'll smile for a picture and he'll just see your jewelry perfectly matches your outfit

he likes buying you the fun colorful ones bc you only buy the plain silver/gold/black ones for yourself

"Wait, how do you like... get it out?"

"how much does it hurt?"

sometimes he just finds jewelry you left on the nightstand or dresser from when you have sleepovers

he'll text you like "dude you left your stuff here again I told you to check 💀"

"Shut up I'm omw back"

QUACKITY

"OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT YOU LOOK AWESOME"

like engulfs you in a hug

instantly shows you off the the gang and shit

you basically tell chat all about the story at the piercers and he's cringing in pain all the way through

oh my God he hates the descriptions you use he swears it's just to tease him or something

also the type to custom order jewelry for you

you do order a custom one with the pixel :) tho & u wear it the most out of the other jewelry you have lmaoooo

if it was still 2019 u totally would've done the iconic quackityhq duck

when he kisses you he likes touching the piercing w his tongue just to fuck you up bc it feels weird

"HAHA L!"

genuinely concerned sometimes bc you sit there and fidget w it and zone out for a solid 5 minutes in a loud room and he's just worried you'll rip it out or smthn

also the type to wonder how you don't accidently swallow it

always makes you pose with your tongue out in pics he takes of you bc he's so in love with it

he probably loves that damn piercing more than he loves you

NIHACHU

"Oh my gosh! you look so good!"

like hugs you and spins you around

helps you take care of it and stuff, always on top making sure you're not in pain and whatnot

she'll match her snakebites with your new piercing

if you're wearing some silver jewelry, she'll change her snakebites to silver hoops or spikes etc etc

also gifts you jewelry religiously

she found some online (high quality as well 🙏🙏🙏) that perfectly match your aesthetic and never has she ever clicked add to cart so damn quick

also helps you style jewelry with outfits

she also likes the teeth trick, she likes the sound mostly of the jewelry clinking off your teeth

it's one of those like adrenaline shudder moments yk?

but she is constantly getting pictures of you showing it off/with your tongue out

like quackity, I think she likes the piercing more than she likes you LMAO

FOOLISH GAMERS

"Oh, hi- oh my God, hi!"

he's so interested just off the bat

you do the little teeth trick and he does his little giggle ❤️❤️

"that sounds so weird"

he has you show it off to his stream and he's all smiles and shit

he of course gifts you a lot of jewelry as well and always triple checks to make sure it's high quality

his Google history is just "Is _____ high quality?" "Is it safe to buy from ____?" etc

when you're making out or whatever he loves tasting the metal of the piercing on his tongue, he's addicted

always compliments you as well, always posting photos w you showing it off too

like you'll most a photo showing it off and he'll be in the comments like "marry me pls" and be fighting off your fans who are just complimenting you

like some random person will be like "omg you look so cool!!" and he'll jokingly reply with a "back off buddy they're mine 😡"

God I'm so in love with this man

KARL JACOBS

you walk into his stream and jumpscare him with the teeth thing

"Oh, fuck! hi! wait, oh my God, you look so good!"

he makes you show it off to the stream & the friends he was streaming with

he's already obsessed

like others, he's obsessed with the taste of metal on his tongue when you're making out

loves gifting you jewelry as well

he's also the type to custom order some as well

he also asks a lot of questions cause he's just curious

he likes organizing your jewelry as well

like you'll walk into your room and just see him organizing by color and type

"What're you doing, karl? I thought you were watching that new episode of survivor?"

"organizing, babe"

"Why?"

"cause"

dudes so fucking focused

he always wonders how it doesn't hurt

also asks you how it feels in your mouth all the time

"how do you not accidently swallow it? how do you eat with it?"

[im-notbean]

Headcannons of; Quackity x Greek! Male! Reader

On god bro. I just really want somebody who speaks Greek on the QSMP. So in orderto cure this fantasy of mine I have now created this, sorry if you dont like the fact that Y/N is greek but I had to do it. Sooner or later okay-

⚠︎ Warning ⚠︎

Swearing

Some cultural things you might not understand

Might not be accurate to the cannon QSMP

This post has both Q!Quackity and CC!Quackity

Grammar mistakes

Characters might be a bit off to you

Mentions of Homophobia

Author kinda pools info about greek food-

If anything bothers you from above please, don't read!

CC!Quackity

・Your accent>>>>>>

・I'm sorry but he just loves it, especially when you pronounce certain words.

・Like saying yogurt and bread shit like that you know?

・If you say Alex in greek he gets scared- (Άλεξ [Álex] might not be accurate lol)

・Praise. Him. In. Greek.

・He get's so mad if you don't, goes full on Mexican on your ass-

・Quackity definitely respects your boundaries, so he'd ok with you not wanting to be public about your guy's relationship

・Especially with Twitter and shit (I refuse to call Twitter "X")

・Makes the funniest jokes and yall know those corny ass pick up lines

・Like "I wish you were my Xbox, cause I wanna play you all~~ night ♡"

・He definitely does those daily

・He can't cook for shit, so you have banned him from the kitchen

・It's always akward explaning that to your parents...

・Quackity loves it when you cook for him

・Especially Greek deserts (I'm just gonna fanboy over greek food for a hot minutes)

・Like tiramisu or like those almond cookies

・OR FUCKING BAKLAVA

・OR EVEN LOUKOUMADES

・Incase you don't know what I'm fanboying over, Tiramisu is an Italian dish so I'm not gonna go over it in much detail

・Basically a layered desert with espresso innit

・Baklava is one of the MOST iconic Greek deserts, it's layered with phyllo pastery, melted butter, and nuts!

・The most common are pistachios and walnuts by the way and theirs a layer of cinnamon-orange syrup pored over it once it is baked!

・Loukoumades are the Greek version of fried dough, their normally topped with honey, cinnamon, and walnuts.

・Anyway...

・He loves then sm

・If yall decide to make your relationship public, he wants you to decide how to do it.

・I personally believe you take over his stream one day as his "Special Guest"

・A cooking stream because y'know- it's iconic

・Your baking a classic greek disk.

・Gyro (Pronouced Yee-ro by the way)

・Basically Gyro is a dish that is a mix of lamb and beef (sometimes chicken too) that is made to fill pita bread.

・The sauce that is paired with is called tzatziki (it's really fucking good.) it normally has tomatos and onions and paied with greek fries.

・So your cooking the meat and stuff and Quackity just comes up behind you and you turn around right cause you know he's their

・So quickly, you bend down and kiss him.

・A little smooch before you kick him out th kitchen-

Q!Quackity

・You guys met on the train to the island.

・He tried talking to you but he seriously could not understand you, it wasas if you were speaking another language.

・When the government had paired people up, you didn't get a partner :(

・You also didn't really want an egg either, but you didn't mind babysitting them!

・Phil is so greatful for this-

・Quackity had heard about your egg sitting and decided to leave Tillin (I think i butchered this ngl) in your care

・Tillin loved you, she also liked the fact that she could understand you and offered as a translator.

・When Quackity came back he was surprised to see his own child translating what you were saying

・Once the new members joined you were assined partners with Tubbo (I am not sure if the new members have assigned parners ngl so...also are we getting new members today?)

・(Not even joking- ANYWAY LMAO)

・So y'know how Tubbo can get info out of Curchuro (prob butchered that again lol)

・You can do it also, sence your the only person on the server who can speak greek and not English he thinks the info he tells you is safe.

・You get Tillin to translate to Tubbo about what Curchuro tells you >:D

・Quackity learns about this and then he realized what the fuck is happening

・The he realized one day, you were gone.

・Along with the eggs.

・He never realized how much he liked you until you left...

・Quackity tried looking for you and the eggs

・But he never got far

・Tubbo also tried to help look for you, to no avail

・Not gonna lie, you and Phil got locked in a cage togther 😂

[bad268]

Chosen (C! Technoblade/SBI X Child! Reader)

Fandom: DSMP

Requested: Day 24 of Writing Inktober prompts instead of drawing!

Warnings: Techno’s death and reader is Techno’s child in-game (Undisclosed age), my final goodbye to Techno, my hero. RIP Legend

Pronouns: They/them

W.C. 358

As always, my requests are OPEN

MASTERLIST // HITLIST

Writing Inktober 2023 Masterlist

~~(^@/Philza's memorial to techno)

It wasn’t anything too abnormal. Wilbur had returned to Ohio, Tommy, and Tubbo seemingly fell off the face of the world, and Technoblade was off doing something in the Nether, leaving Y/n with Phil.

Techno was going to be gone a couple of days, he said. Well, it was pushing a week at this point and Y/n was aware of his disappearance. Techno sometimes lost track of time, it’s just who he is.

Phil didn’t question it; not until Wilbur, Tommy, and Tubbo showed up at his house. Apparently, Techno was supposed to meet up with them two days ago, and there is no way he would miss it.

“He’s just mining in the Nether,” Phil tried to tell them. “Probably ran into a problem or found something else to do.”

“But he would come home first,” Tommy pressed. “He loves Y/n. He wouldn’t just leave them without an explanation.”

“You say that like he’s abandoned them,” Phil scolded. The group looked at each other for a few seconds until they were interrupted by screams. Y/n’s screams.

The four bolted up the stairs and are immediately met with Y/n, their brother’s child, screaming, crying, and thrashing around. Y/n’s hands clawed at their ears trying to block out any noise. They cried out for someone, Phil specifically knowing that he might have a potion for whatever this was, “Phil, make it stop!”

“I need to know what’s going on to help, Y/n/n,” Phil comforted, sitting beside their bed as he tried to pry their hands off their head.

“No, Phil!” They screamed, “They’re too loud! It hurts, Phil!”

“They’re too loud?” Tommy questioned to himself before turning his attention to the child, “Who’s too loud, Little (first initial)?” Tommy asked, uncharacteristically quiet as he sat next to them on their bed.

“The voices,” they cried, finally opening their eyes to look at Tommy. Their normal (eye color) eyes were replaced with blood red. “They want blood, Uncle Tommy.”

It was then, they knew what happened.

When one Blood God dies, another must rise.

And unfortunately, Y/n was the chosen one.

~~~~~

© BAD268 2023. DO NOT REPOST WITHOUT PERMISSION.

[maeizy]

C!ranboo little sister x reader!

I HATE MYSELF RN, I LOST THE DANG REQEST THERE WAS TWO AND I REMEMBERED THE FIRST ONE- sjdjdnsidndoanfiehidn anyways the request was by @fantasyfiction-net ! and no I dont have a discord server yet! Ill try and make one though, ty for the advice! And yes I'd love to be freinds!!:D annnyways- ONWARD!!

INFO FOR REQESTS MY FANDOMS, AS WELL AS BLOG

GENRE: PURE FLUFF!<3

SYPNOSIS:x-reader where very young sibling,age 4-5. of C!ranboos, gets close with the sbi, Tubbo, philza, tommy ecr. To where he thinks they like the sbi more than him but they dont.

PRONOUNS: gn

TRIGGERS: getting hurt; (by water[since readers also half enderman]), no others!

Notes <3- totally didnt forget about this- I kinda hate it but its whatever I guess. Sorry for being so inactive as of kate, I'm making a lot of more fics, not in this fandom but in others like Lockwood and co ect. Please please please make sure to check out my blog info and my other stuff I have it linked in ever post :D sorry of this is trash but I hope y'all enjoy anyways.

you and ranboo where getting ready to go to philzas house it had just started to snow. you had always been fascinated by the white floating specs that reminded you of your very own purple ones that floated around you from time to time connecting to you to your ender man heritage.

"Y\N!" your older brother Ranboo yelled out as your tiny bare feet thudded out of the shack door breaking free from your bigger brothers arms to excitedly run out to the snow and attempt to flop down on it, but as soon as your bare skin touched the cold frozen flakes of water it burned, the excitement was then sucked away, as a searing pain tore through the pads of your exposed feet.

an enderlike screech of pain burst from your shocked mouth and purple particles was all your vision picked up on as you subconsciously teleported back, with a soft woosh, you popped back into the small space of the entrance of the Shack, that you and ranboo called home.

upright and confused, you where frantically holding your foot with a Audible "ow,ow,ow,ow,ow-" trying to balance on one leg and hopping backwards. already loosing your balance due to your freakishly long limbs for your age. (Thank your enderside) with a hiss you where sent wheeling back. being uncorranated as is, and then adding the fact you where standing how you where at the moment, you knock things down with you as you fall and land on your back with another shriek and a loud thump.

You let out another small, half hurt half annoyed huff, as tears formed at the ends of your green and red eyes. ranboo panicked running over in a semi-shocked state to grab onto you checking the red scorch marks on your left foot as you pushed yourself up on your elbows to let out another soft "ow" as he bent down to pick up your small 5 year old form.

being carefull not to bump into anything as he stumbled to set you on the staircase as he went to go grab some bandages rambling on with a " oh no!- I said to get your enchanted shoes on! Water hurts us-aww no please don't cry- healing poti-TUBBO"

The shorter boys head popped around the thrown open door as cold wind pushing its way in in a blizzard you hadn't noticed brewing till now, too focused on the throb in your foot.

The boys chipper voice was followed by ranboo half falling down the stairs to greet him and help you "Hi ran boo and- RANBOO WHY ARE THEY CRYING?!" ranboo fumbled with The wrappings as he wrapped it around the fresh wound " they went outside! in the snow! without enchanted boots and got hurt when it melted on them!" The little kid rushed over to tubbo hugging him tightly completely oblivious to ranboo who was trying to help; and ran into the shorter hybrids arms tubbo stooped to pick the younger child up as he set them down again on the staircase.

She wasn't full blown crying now, just sniffling as she tried to wipe of runaway tears as tubbo patted her head warmly with a small comforting grin to calm her nerves. she let the goat boy wrap the rest of the bandages around her foot then gave him an exited hug and a small. "thank you tubtub!" And got to her feet ignoring the ache and running to the front door to pick up her shoes, while ran boo wined a little at The younger boo and crossed his long arms in silent protest, giving a little huff of annoyance.

Tubbo chuckled "apparently she just likes me more" he said in a joking tone. But ranboo frowned "pftt-no.she-" tubbo laughed again as ranboos face turned a shade out of embarrassment. "whatever" he grumbled as he walked over to little y\n as she finished yanking the big enchanted boots onto her much smaller feet. she hummed with a happy little smile as he watched her with furrowed eyebrows standing their a little she got up humming a song tommy taught her and unconsciously grabbed his bigger hand bouncing as she pulled him outside "Phil's!phils!phils!" She chanted as her hand slipped from his when they got to the front porch of their small home in the snowy biome. Phil and technos conjoined house in the distance, lit with a warm light as the girl twirled through the snow twords it.

Ranboo teleported to the front step of philzas house with ease and tubbos head peeked out of the door of ranboos house, confused and annoyed, his shouts unheard as he ran across the landscape to join ranboo, and his sibling, who was huffing up the steps. "Cheater" you glared with a tired face. Your brother grinned as tubbo caught up. they didn't bother to knock as tubbo opened the door lazily and thunked his snow boots on the side of the doorframe. piles of snow landing on the hardwood deck from his boot.

The younger boo copied his actions holding onto the door frame for balance. And with a less powerful kick, her boot collided with the door, sending a little amount of Triump into the girl as she soon forgot about it and rushed into the house.

when she spotted philza and Wilbur having a chat in the kitchen she ran straight to them ranboo trailed aimlessly after her finding a spot next to tubbo as he chatted with tommy. Tomny and tubbo where fighting over who got the last peice of cake to which ranboo intervened and took it holding it above their heads while he took little pieces to eat himself while tommy and tubbo complained.

The little girl rushed over to hug phil who managed a "hey mate!" and patted her head and before he could say anymore she found techno who was talking to Wilbur.

"no -you have to kill them, then you can drag them into the-" he spotted the younger girls salt and pepper hair as she was silently staring curiously at him. He switched up his words as she walked up to him with a small cautious and confused face "kill someone?!" You questioned "uh-but of course we would skip the uh first step. and We would -drag them... to a nice place to have a talk-" she laughed hugging the pig-man who akwardly patted her back with a grimance. A glare shot from wilbur burned into technos skull.

You then hugged Wilbur who already had his arms stretched out. and with a warm smile she ran straight into him as she gripped his jumper with all her force. She leaned her small form back to Look up at his muddy eyes. With a mischievous grin then snatched his glasses off his scarred nose putting them on there face quickly, and dodging his long arms they Ignored the shouts of the older man. running off to find philzas arms to hide in. You darted into the living room, stopping shortly to take in there surroundings. the chatter from the boys, the sun streaming through the window, and the wonderful smells coming from the kitchen of whatever Phil was mixing up. it was comforting, but the loud footsteps behind them where not.

You couldn't make it to philza in time so you went to the person you would normally go for comfort, ranboo. Your brothers long limbs where crisscrossed on the floor and he silently nodded along as tubbo and tommy conversed. His green and red eyes found yours and his mouth turned into a grin and you sprinted twords him. Tommy spotted you coming there way and intervened "HEY y\n!" His bandaged arms opened wide, with a boyish toothy grin. Before you could decide who to go to, Wilbur rounded the corner. a glare set on his face as he squinted at her. "AHAHHHH" you ran straight into tommy.

the betrayal on ranboos face was prominent, his arms dropped slowly to his sides as his smile faded. though he didn't show it his heart panged a little As Tommy's arms locked in around you. He was supposed to be the one you ran too. He was your brother!

Wilbur barreled into the living room trying to take you from him. Tommy attempted to throw you on the couch and quickly cover you up with a pillow but it didn't work. The fight was over, Wilbur grabbed his glasses back off your defeaded half dead looking form and grabbed the pillow and proceeded to beat tommy with it.

You lifted yourself up, your hair now disheveled from the two brothers. You looked over to ranboo, your own brother, who looked a bit downtrodden. A wary smile was shot tword you, you huffed, feeling a bit tired you walked over to him, laying your head on his shoulder and gripping his arm "you ok big man?" He said as he patted your head lovingly "yes-can we go home now?" you yawned "we can- but I thought you wanted to hang out with techno, and tommy and-" " ranboo! I wanna spend time with you!" you smiled up at him, your eyes squinted. ranboo, forgetting you where a very unfiltered five year old died at your next words "Tommy's a little loud anyways-" he Busted open with laughter as wilbur did too, pausing over Tommy's defeated form on the spot on the floor where he had been being hit multiple times with the soft round throw pillow clutched in wills grip, tommy yelled in protest "HEY! I PROTECT YOU AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME??" You look at him blankly " ummmmm- yes." Ranboo shoots grin his way, and scoops you up and grabs your shoes. As you slowly drifted off to sleep, you could hear techno voice echo " the kid was right, you are really obnoxious tommy" and another yelp from the blonde boy as a pillow thrown from techno this time, hit him square in the face. another loud scream was heard this time from tubbo "GET WRECKED" and a bust of laughter was heard.

This was your family.

And as you grew up, it always stayed that way, no matter what you went through, this, what some would call a ragtag group. was stuck with you, as family and you were ok with that, as long as your big brother stuck by your side, you felt impossible.

[if-you-feel-lonely]

LONELY'S ADVENT CALENDAR - DAY FOUR

Prompt: Reindeer!!!

CC!Bench trio x reader

TW: Swearing

Event masterlist (discontinued)

Tommy's christmas-themed vlog had gotten off to quite the rocky start. It began as usual, with a loud, overzealous intro from the man himself. From there, the train seemed to fall off of the tracks.

"You can go in and see them, if you'd like," one of the volunteers told them, much to the delight of the four young adults.

Y/n's jaw dropped. After sharing a look with Tubbo, the duo made it over the fence with one swift jump. Tommy made various shocked faces, whilst Ranboo watched them in amusement. The gate to the pen had been opened by the aforementioned volunteer, but they'd opted for the more difficult route, for whatever reason.

"You two are such fuckin' gremlins!" Tommy exclaimed as he pointed the camera (his phone, since he wasn't willing to risk breaking a good camera at a reindeer farm, but his phone was for some reason expendable). He and Ranboo entered through the gate.

Y/n shot him an offended look. "Coming from you? Hypocrite, honestly."

"I am a sweet, innocent child, thank you very much."

"Tom, you're literally an adult. You're eighteen." Tubbo responded in a dry tone, though a smile has evident from his voice, even if the camera wasn't pointed at him.

"Real!" Y/n shouted in response. "Now shut up and let me live out my childhood dreams. Getting dirt on the off-whites is worth it to see the little fellas."

The aforementioned 'little fellas' were not little fellas. They were big fellas. Around the same size as Tubbo.

"God, you really are just flexing, aren't you?" Tommy rolled his eyes as he referred to their shoes.

"You got Twitch famous and you're just not the same as you were." Ranboo complained dramatically, feigning a sad tremor in his voice.

"It's not really a flex if I didn't pay for them." Y/n shrugged. "I'm not paying half a grand for shoes I wear in a Tom Simons vlog."

Tommy turned the camera to face Ranboo as the taller one spoke. "Remember! It's okay to steal as long as Tommy makes money from it!"

"That's just... Not what I said. Tom bought them for me in a second channel video."

"But it's christmas - that means crime is okay!" Tubbo encouraged.

"Now I can't be cancelled if I decide to rob a bank, as long as it's december!" Tommy shrugged, as though the festive season was an excuse for literal crimes.

"Yes you can!"

[prrism]

I saw a comment on my last babysitter!reader post that someone wanted to see Tubbo next, so here I am to deliver. Enjoy

Kid Menace

(If I remember correctly the term for a baby goat is actually a kid, so the title works…)

Summary: Another day, and what do you know, looks like everyone’s favourite nuke loving goat hybrid has reverted into a child… what could possibly go wrong…

Characters: Tubbo x Reader (feat. Tommy)

Relationships: platonic

Pronouns: unspecified/kept neutral

You just wanted to relax but the world doesn’t wish to see such things come true when your door burst open. You barely have a chance to stand before something is shoved into your arms.

“What the-“

“Help!” Tommy’s unmistakably shrill voice cuts you off. “Everyone says your the best for this, so do something!” Taking a second to refocus you finally look down at what, or rather who was placed in your arms.

“What happened?” By now you had an idea of what was going to be said but you figured you ask anyways to calm the blonde down.

“Uhhh, well I was gathering some cobblestone, showing off my fine manly strength as I do,” you playfully roll your eyes at that, “when I hear random crying. First I was confused, then I noticed Tubbo wasn’t anywhere and thought he might’ve gone to have a look, then it didn’t stop so I bravely ventured forward and found him like this.” Tommy finishes, looking to you expectantly.

“Alright… stop looking at me like that, I don’t have an instant cure for this. All I can do is help look after him while he’s like this, until it wears off.” You explain.

“Ffffiiiinnnneeee.” Tommy sighs dramatically, “I still needed get more cobblestone anyways.”

“How much cobblestone do you even need?” You give him a questioning look, he just shrugs and heads out the door. Leaving you alone with Tubbo.

“Alright now what shall we do with you?” You ask rhetorically. You’re answered with a small bleat and a soft headbutt. “Oof, so fierce, so powerful, how can I go on after such a blow?” You joke, over acting the “pain” you felt, this makes Tubbo laugh and clap his tiny hands. You give a soft chuckle and instantly make your way to your fields, figuring things might go smoother if you let him wander the large open space.

At first it was amusing watching him hobble around on his stubby little legs. However once he got the hang of things those legs could move faster then you anticipated, turning things into a constant game of chase, making sure he wouldn’t run off, plow through your crops or try hopping the fence. A small moment was all it took for you to look away and he’d be off and you’d have to hurriedly figure out where he went before he’d get too far. Eventually you grew tired of playing chase and figured you’d try containing him inside, also a big mistake as this just gave him the opportunity to headbutt into everything.

“How do you hold so much energy?” You ask, holding the squirmy child up by the collar of his shirt, your answered with a bleat. “There’s gotta be something that’ll calm you down.” You try thinking of some sorta activity that he could do when you feel a heavy impact to your gut knocking the wind out of you, loosening your grip on Tubbo. Now freed, Tubbo runs off down the hall leaving you hunched over catching your breath, it was cute when the headbutts were playful but that one hurt. It was time to pull out your secret weapon… the parental voice.

“Tubbo! Get back here, now!” You command, feeling slightly surprised when he actually listens, his head peeking around the doorway to the hall. You give him a soft glare, not wanting to scare him too much. “Come here.” You say with a calmer but firm voice, he listens with a bit of hesitance, eyes turning a bit glossy. You give a quiet sigh and kneel down. “Listen to me. I don’t know how much of this you can understand right now but it is not okay to run around recklessly and break someone else’s thing, or go running off on your own. You can’t protect yourself like this, try as you might, and if something were to attack you where I can’t see you’ll find yourself in big trouble. Okay?” You try to explain, hoping he’s able to understand you. Tubbo lowers his head, ears drooping along with it, and you can see tears starting to prick the edge of his eyes. “Oh buddy, it’s okay. I’m not mad at you, I’m just worried for you.” After you say this he hobbles closer and practically leans his weight into you, soft cries coming from him. You felt a bit bad, unsure if you had sounded too harsh earlier, but it was the only way he’d finally listen and calm down.

Slowly, being sure this was okay with him, you secure your grip around Tubbo and lift him up. You softly bounce him on your shoulder while giving him light back rubs, ending up putting him to sleep with the gentle motions. You set him down and take a seat yourself, absolutely ready to pass out after such a hectic day…

You wake up to a hoof in your face, quickly shoving it off and stirring a now normal Tubbo awake.

“Aww, what? Morning already?” He looks around a little groggy.

“Actually it’s the late afternoon.” You reply, looking over at the clock on your wall.

“Oh! Alright, I better get going then.” He perks up, hopping to his feet.

“Yeah, you do that…” You trail off, still feeling exhausted.

“I, uhhh… thanks for looking after me. I really appreciated it, and sorry for making a bit of a mess.” He scratches at the back of his head sheepishly.

“It was no problem at all. Minimal damage was done and you defiantly gave me a good workout today so all is fine.” You stand up and give him a sleepy smile as you ruffle his hair. He playfully swats your hand away with a small chuckle.

“Okay, I’ll see you around (y/n).” He waves, heading out.

“Later, you little menace.” You joke, getting one more laugh out of him as he finally makes his exit.

Let me know who you’d like to see next?

[prianya]

This might be a bit specific and long so I apologise, but I really like how you write Xisuma and was wondering if you write parent-child dynamics? Because this thought has been on my mind and I cannot for the life of me write xD

If yes, then could you write a Xisuma + teen!reader who was originally from the DSMP, but ran away from it after Dream got locked up? Thinking of them being like familiar to Tommy and Tubbo - a bunch of scars and trauma, trying not to do anything that could get them in huge trouble that could result in them getting hurt/killed. Xisuma let's them stay at his base and helps them out, adopting them and seeing them as his own child!

Maybe the reader has a really bad nightmare at night, which makes them go to find Xisuma (he's either probably sleeping himself or working on something idk), not wanting to be alone for long. All of this leads to Xisuma comforting them while the reader explains what is bothering them, just soft hurt/comfort :D

Late Night Reassurance

Xisumavoid x Teen! Reader ▪︎ Platonic

Word Count ▪︎ 1,011 words

Summary ▪︎ Sometimes nightmares can affect you more than you think. It's okay though, you've got your adoptive dad to help!

Note ▪︎ This fic does mention scars and a nondescript injury, so if you're uncomfortable with that, please don't read. I tried my hardest on this one, and I'm not sure how good it actually is. Nonetheless, I hope you enjoy!

Xisuma had never thought that he’d become a father, especially with how a lot of the hermits on the server were just as chaotic as children. He had enough on his hands, and yet he couldn’t help but feel obligated to take you in. He wasn’t the only one that had offered, many other hermits offering up space in their bases for the new teenager. Sure, he wasn’t your first choice due to your extreme fear of admins, but Doc had deemed him one of the only people on the server capable of responsibly caring for a minor. The decision had been met with little resistance from you, and you were quickly moved from your temporary rooming in Doc’s base to a more permanent room in Xisuma’s.

 The only thing he could say was off about this was the fact that you were so quiet. You never really spoke, and when you did it was quiet. That also tied into the fact that you never argued with any decision made. There was never any disagreement, never any type of difference in opinion when you were confronted with something. He will admit that, yes, he was worried about it. He knows the basis of how people your age act– due to the many parenting books he had read in a hurry– and to say your behaviour was abnormal was an understatement. He tried to push his worry away, pinning it to the fact that this was a new environment and you were still not used to it.

 The scars lining your arms and legs, though, were not only abnormal, but extremely worrying. Most of the scars were obviously not self-inflicted, like the healed scar from a burn that marrs the surface of your left leg. That was one of many, and not the only concerning one. While wearing a tanktop you had borrowed from Grian, twin scars; both the size of Xisuma’s palm, had been revealed due to the low backing made to fit Grian’s wings. For once, Xisuma was happy for the tinted glass on his helmet, because the horrified look on his face when his eyes caught the scar would have made you more skittish than you were. Later that day was when he confronted you gently, and when he found out most of what had happened on that godforsaken server. There wasn’t a moment in the day that he didn’t feel resentment towards the corrupt admin. From what had happened on the server, it was easy to see that it had affected you due to how you acted. You were scared, even months after you were away from what had caused you such pain. He was happy, though, that you finally got a supportive and safe space to heal.

 Tonight was the same as your routine had set. Xisuma paused his admin duties to cook and eat dinner with you, something that you had said you enjoyed. The two of you had grown closer since your arrival on Hermitcraft, and he had become the closest thing to a father to you. Your dinner was nice, and you got to tell Xisuma about your day with Scar, who you had taken to well. You had once said Scar reminded you of an uncle or brother; and when he told Scar you said that, the man cried. You had grown, definitely, and you flourished under the protective attention of the admin. After dinner, you said good night to Xisuma, giving him a hug and then heading to bed. He wouldn’t sleep for a few more hours, staying up and working on some backlogged projects he had.

 Hours after you had gone to bed, Xisuma was alerted to the sound of floorboards creaking, and the door to his office cracking open. He looked up, surprised to see you standing in the doorway to his room with puffy eyes.

 “Are you alright?” he says while pushing his chair away from his desk, and makes his way across the room to you. You silently shake your head and lean against him heavily. He frowns, wracking his mind for some type of solution.

 “Do you want some tea?” His words make you look up, and you nod at him. The two of you go down to the kitchen, and you stay silent as he makes the both of you Sweet Berry tea. After a short period of silence, he speaks.

 “Are you feeling better?” he asks you as you stare at the tinted visor of his helmet. You can see your reflection in the glass, you note. Noticing your stare at his helmet, he removes it and sets it on the counter. You finally process his question, and you nod again.

 “That’s good. Did you have a nightmare?” he guesses. You looked so much like you did when you arrived, and he was worried that whatever nightmare you had had set you back in your recovery.

 “Yea, I did. ‘M fine now, I’m over it,” you practically whisper, the concern in him growing stronger. It was clear that you weren’t over it, and something was still bothering you.

 “Are you sure? You can talk to me if you want.” His words are soft, and the look on his face holds nothing but concern. You suddenly change your mind, and begin to speak.

 “It was about you. It wasn’t a really bad nightmare, it just made me worry. Somehow, He was here, and you were hurt. I know it’s stupid, but it still made me afraid.” Xisuma just pulls you into a loose hug, leaving you enough room to back out of it if you want. You don’t, and you hug him tighter as the two of you stand in the middle of the kitchen, your cups of tea forgotten.

 “No matter what happens, I would never let him hurt me, let alone hurt you,” he reassures you. It was then that Xisuma realised that he thought of you as his child, and it was then that he realised that he had somehow become a father.

[pastelmumu]

Pollen- Bee Duo x Child Reader[DSMP]

TW: Bit angsty..?

Ranboo and Tubbo were awoken up by laughter outside;"Hey Ranboo...can you check outside..?" Tubbo asked tired, Ranboo groaned and nodded anyway, he dragged himself up from the bed and forced himself out of the room.

Before he went downstairs, he went to go check on you and michael first; he went to your room, but was confused when the door was opened a bit, he walked over to open it, but his eyes widened as he saw your room a mess and you were missing.

He breathed heavily and in a fast pace as he went to Michael's rooms to see if hes in bed; but he opened the door to see his bed messed up, 'No, No, No, No!!!' Ranboo thought to himself, he went back to his and Tubbo's room.

"Tubbo! Wake up! Y/n and Michaael arent in their rooms" Ranboo said, tearing up a bit; Tubbo got up from the bed and went over to him, "What do you mean they're gone!?" Ranboo turned his gaze on the ground as he started crying a bit, "I went to their rooms and they weren't there- oh no, what if something happen-!" Ranboo closed his eyes as he thought about different scenarios that could have happened to you and Michael.

"Let's just go find them ok-! Thay must be outside because I heard some laughter.." Tubbo grabbed his jacket from the coat rack, Ranboo did the same.

Both of them rushed down the stairs to go outside to see if you and Michael were the source of laughter; both of them looked around the house, "We can't find both of them anywhere!!!" Ranboo said, fearful if you guys had gotten hurt.

Tubbo looked down in thought; 'Where could they have went?' It then hit them, 'Phil's house' Tubbo then said, "They mighteve went to Phil's house, since he always visits" Tubbo stuck his hand out as he said that, Ranboo nodded; Hoping that they will find you both there.

They walked all the way to Philza's house in silence; only the crunch of sticks and leaves can be heard under there feet. Finally, they saw Phil's house from a distance, they picked up there pace and fiddled with there hands.

As they reached the door; both of them were very nervous; Tubbo knocked on the door and both waited for someone to answer, then Phil opened the door, "Hey Phil...we were wondering if Y/n and Michael are here with you.." Tubbo spoke up, Phil perked up at the mentions of you and Michael's name.

"Oh, yes, they are here with me- come inside!" Phil stepped aside for both of them; as soon as they stepped in, they heard you both shout, "Papa! Dad!" Well, you since Michael is a zombie piglin.

Ranboo and Tubbo were relieved but quite angry; they weren't informed that you both went to Philza's house, well..at least you are both safe..

[calmthefuckdownalright]

Can I ask for headcannons for different versions of Wilbur x child reader where the reader notices wilbur is feeling sad and reader brings some of their favorite things to Wilbur. Like some of their favorite toys, their special blanket, and their favorite snacks. Reader brings them to Wilbur because, "These make me feel happy maybe it'll make you happy too!"

I cried. I'm crying. 😭😭😭

Warnings: Very Sad, death, general depressive themes, intense sibling fighting

ATTENTION ALL YOU WEIRDOS: THE BURSONAS WILL BE REFERRED TO AS THE READERS FATHER/ADOPTER IN THESE AND THAT IS ALL. BACK OFF FOUL DEMONS WITH YOUR PEDOPHILIA!!

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Simpbur/Dadbur

For a little backstory, your mother hadn't exactly been around. She died in other words and poor Wilbur never really learned to cope with that loss

He's a great dad to you and really tries his best. He can't afford you proper schooling so at the age of four you began your homeschool experience

Wilbur does anything for you. He watches movies and tucks you in. He kisses you goodnight and goodmorning. He watches video upon video of how to do this or that or make this or that just to see his little Star smiling

So, when your mother's anniversary comes along you hear Wilbur crying. He's trying to muffle it as it is indeed four in the morning, but everyone knows sometimes you just can't help it. You know how hard your father works, you know he's sad.

So what does Wilbur do for you when you're sad? He gives you your blanket or your favorite stuffed toy that's been washed too many times. He makes you a snack and hugs to close with apologies and answers to the universe.

"Daddy?"

"What is it my little Star? Why are you awake?"

"I heard you crying."

"Oh, I'm sorry little one. C'mon let's go back to bed."

"You're crying about Mama aren't you?"

Wilbur is gobsmacked you know what it was. He hardly notices the assorted things you carry.

"Yes, yes I'm crying about Mama. I miss her Little Star."

"I miss Mama too, so here. You always give me these things when I'm sad so maybe they'll help you too."

He cries harder at the thought and hugs you. You ask him why he's still crying and he responds.

"These are happy tears Little Star. You make me so happy."

C!L'manbur

Everyone gets stressed and everyone says and does things they don't mean.

You and Fundy never truly got along. He was older by a fair sum and you hardly a toddler during the times of the founding of L'manberg. Your Father, Wilbur Soot, was so passionate about the cause he was fighting for you were often left in the care of Tubbo.

One day you were finally able to spend time with your Dad and Fundy was there as well. You never understood why the fox man didn't like you. You never understood the cruelty he shot at you

You just knew every time he got away with it, Wilbur was there to patch the scraped knee and wipe the tears. The only toy you ever received was a little bear dressed in a L'manberg uniform with black buttons for eyes. Wilbur gave that too you

And you gave it to Wilbur the time that Fundy didn't get away with the harsh words.

"Why would you say that to them?! They're your sister/brother/sibling!"

"They're a child! They don't belong here! They're derailing our entire agenda!"

"Would you rather me send them with Tubbo to do his spy work?! Or perhaps Eret would like a bargaining chip!"

"That's not what I meant Wilbur!"

"Then stop being a prick to them! You're right, they're a child and I would rather them not be here to see this war but its the safest place for them right now!"

"What about the rest of us?! The rest of us who wish they weren't here at all to begin with!"

There's a crack of something and the voices stop. You heard heavy footsteps and a sniff. You heard a small pleading voice asking, apologizing.

Then the door slams and there are muffled tears. You gather Sir Poggers (the bear named by Tommy of course) and push open the door.

Wilbur doesn't seem to notice you and is indeed the one crying. His glasses swing from his fingers while his other hand presses against his eyes. He heaves and sobs and you nearly cry just watching.

You set the bear on Wilbur's knee and watch as he flinches and sniffs. He looks at you with bleary eyes and a runny nose.

"You gave me Sir Poggers when I fell and cried. I heard a noise so I think you fell, which is why you're crying."

Wilbur takes the bear and examines the button eyes loose from months of wear and tear.

"Yeah I did didn't I little Star. Thank you."

Wilbur hugs you and tells you a story about a salmon and a killer whale who met and fell in love.

Pogbur/Vilbur

(this HC follows the previous)

Wilbur never had a lot of time for you anymore which was fine. You were finally of age to be participating in the war effort just in time for your fathers nation to slip away.

Fundy tolerated you now but the two of you still didn't talk much. If at all.

You spent a lot of time with your Uncle Tonmy and Tubbo and Technoblade. You farmed and fought and quarreled. But you wanted your father

Wilbur still had Sir Poggers. You saw it on his makeshift desk when you got to visit him. It sat by a picture of a salmon you only assumed was Fundy's mother Sally. You had never asked who your mother was. She was never really in the picture.

"Hey Dad? Everything alright?"

"Y/N? What're you doing?"

No 'Little Star' or 'Starshine' in Pogtopia. Wilbur was flat with you. Scared even at times. You knew he was down two lives from the war. Schlatt influencing the second to fall.

"I came to ask a question, but if you're busy"

"No no, come sit. What's your question?"

"Who's my Mum?"

"Why do you want to know?"

This was a question that could go so many ways.

"Maybe I want to go visit her. Get to know the other half of my genetics."

"Live with her you mean?"

"Yeah maybe."

"What's wrong with Pogtopia?"

"It's dark Wilbur, and gloomy and you're not nice anymore."

"Y/N M/N Soot you will not be leaving Pogtopia to live with someone who didn't give a damn about your birth."

"Seems like I'm doing that anyway!"

Its still and quiet and deathly cold. Wilbur stares at you and tears slip from your eyes.

"You don't know how much I care about you Little Star, so you are going to take that back and go to your room right. The fuck. Now."

So you go but you don't take back your words. If there's one thing you got from Wilbur it was pride. Every word that leaves your mouth is purposeful whether to sting or poison completely.

You hear him yelling down the hall at someone, probably Tommy, and you flinch. You think of Sir Poggers and how it was so different when you were young and unscathed from violence. Before Wilbur went mad.

You looked to your sleeping area. The the bookshelf that held hardly any books. One stood out. One called Atlas Shrugged. You loved that book. You read it almost every year since Wilbur taught you to read.

You grab the colored paperback and leave you room. Wilbur is no where to be found so on his desk you leave a note with the book and Sir Poggers sitting close by.

'I'm sorry, I know you're stressed. Enjoy some quality time in the pages to unwind. Love you,

Starshine'

You went to sleep that night content with your good deed.

Ghostbur

(this HC follows the previous)

Ghostbur remembers you vividly. There are some dark spots but the more populated lighter ones are bright and joyful. They're his favorites.

He loves you, his little Starshine though not so little anymore. This makes him sad.

"Ghostbur, why are you crying?"

"You're so big now Starshine. I missed you."

Ghostbur is very emotional in general but when he realizes he hardly even remembers the last moments with you it makes him break down

"You grew up too fast. I-I don't remember seeing you get so tall."

"Ghostbur I'm still here. I'm right here."

You'd hug him and he hold you tight like he did when you were a child though he didn't truly remember that.

"I'm so sorry Starshine, I missed it all."

There wasn't much you could do for Ghostbur. Atlas Shrugged had been blown to hell and Sir Poggers was never found.

"You're here now, Ghostbur. That's all that matters."

You have to really assure him when he's upset, especially about you.

"Say, do you remember when I was real young? And we went crawfish hunting?"

Ghostbur didn't but it sounded like something that was fun and distracting. You lit up at the memory and he would beam.

"Y-yeah a little."

Instead of giving Ghostbur something you did something with him. You stood in the water and him on the sand. You turned over rock after rock and plucked little crawfish from their stones. Ghostbur smiled and no tears hissed against his skin.

Revivebur

(Warning: Mentions of Death)

Alivebur. Ghostbur. Dad.

Titles he didn't deserve anymore.

He was Revivebur. Changed and anew. A Phoenix from the ashes.

You were no longer Little Star. Nor Starshine. You were grown, and like Fundy, you were pissed.

"You think you can just come back into my life?"

Wilbur is hurt by your words. By your sharp tongue and burning gaze. This wasn't the child he raised.

"Please Y/N, give me another chance."

He begs and pleads. He gets on his knees and clasps his hands before you. Wilbur is pitiful as he grovels for your forgiveness.

His Little Starshine. His heavens and earth.

Poor Fundy...

"You leave them alone, Wil. You've skipped out on them same as you did me."

He's grown to pity you. Your brother via father is now on your side. He understands.

"Fundy please, I know I've done you both over but I'm begging you. Death changed me."

Wilbur's words do nothing. He's not the only one who has felt the bite of Death's cold sword.

"It changed us too."

You lost your first life in Wilbur's explosion. Your second as a bargaining chip for a disc. Tommy and Tubbo had taken it upon themselves to finish raising you but children are not exactly fit to raise an even younger child.

So, Fundy took the job and did great influencing his sibling's final years without Wilbur's input.

"Y/N, Starshine, you can't honestly believe I would abandon you."

"You did it to Brother."

"And that was a mistake I'll never stop regretting."

"Why should I trust you Wilbur?"

"I'm your Dad."

"Lot of good that did your head when you blew up the nation and got Grandad to kill ya didn't it? Lot of good that did when you left me and Funds to keep on after you was gone. Lot of good that does when I'm on my last leg without a notion if you're gonna blow me and my friends up again."

There are a lot of things said. A lot of teeth bared and a lot of shots fired.

You'll stand there in silence and tears will fall for what seems like the first time in years. Because it has been years. It's been years since Wilbur has held you or anyone has been there for you in only a Father can be there.

So, Wilbur hugs you. He pulls you close and you both fall to your knees. It's quiet and a streak of white tickles your neck.

You return the embrace and you both sit there.

Revivebur

(But it follows the request 🥲)

Revivebur adopted you from the streets of Las Nevadas the one time he was able to sneak in without Quackity immediately kicking him out.

You were a scruffy little kid and fought him tooth and nail on almost everything but he kept you. Wilbur kept you safe.

Tommy encouraged shenanigans and felt like a kid again, Wilbur could tell.

You learned how to cook burgers with him, and terrorized Ranboo to near quitting the business together.

"Fiesty one you got Wil."

Ranboo regarded you with caution.

"I know right?! They're incredible."

Wilbur did nothing but praise you. You were smart and quick. Your tongue sharper than his own and words became a weapon with your voice. Wilbur taught you how to phrase things.

He taught you to study and tip toe around sentences spoken to you. He taught you how to form your words around another's to get what you wanted.

Maybe not the best Father Child bonding activity, but its what he knew he couldn't screw up.

Wilbur was a good father to you. You loved him, you soon realized, and nothing could change that.

"See that Starshine? It's all about tone and staying cool."

One of Wilbur's arguments with Quackity had escalated and a crude punch or two had been thrown. Your father's eye was already beginning to bruise and although he attempted to hide it, you saw the tears threatening to slip past his mask.

"Why do you let him yell at you? Why don't we just leave Las Nevadas?"

"Because, Little Star, Big Q doesn't mean anything by what he says. He's just a little flustered is all."

Wilbur believes his words so you do as well.

"C'mon, lets so cook up some Fire Res."

Wilbur found potions to be a distraction. You liked to watch the liquids fizzle and boil and change as the properties mixed into the substances.

Wilbur's favorite was Invis. You liked Leaping. It made your chest feel light and with a good enough start and some slime you sneak from Quackity's reserve you feel like you're flying.

Quackity stopped by again.

"Keep your kid out of my supplies Wilbur, or were really going to have some issues."

"It's a few slime blocks Big Q, its not like they're taking diamonds."

"You haven't got a clue. Even dirt is essential to my place. Keep em out or I'll handle it myself."

There's clanking of bottles and a shattering sound. You don't hear the next words leaving your father's mouth.

"You touch Y/N and I'll burn that damn casino and everything and everyone inside it alive."

Wilbur's a man of his word and Quackity leaves.

That night Wilbur doesn't talk to you about the slime blocks but your promise yourself to put them back.

The next days are strange. Slimes, the humanoid ones that patrol the casino, stare at the van as you flip burgers. Some even dare venture through the forest and watch you from behind trees. Wilbur shoots fireworks at the walls each time he sees a green blobby man stop and look and personally hunts down any that get within a thirty block distance of the van.

Wilbur screams at the walls by night and send cigarette butts and fireworks flying at them by day. He curses at the guards and calls for Quackity to get his 'pervy green blobbed freaks' away from his side of the pond.

You hear him as you sleep. You hear him crying and your chest tightens.

"Leave Dad alone."

"Kid, you're the reason we have problems."

"Leave him alone and call off your creepy ass slime people."

"They're not creepy!"

"They're pretty creepy Q."

"Who are you to be making demands? Your what, 7?"

"11 and I've returned all your 'precious' slime blocks so either call off your crew or I'll use em to make my own blocks."

You record this conversation. Negotiation. And take it back to the van where you cook a bottle of Invis and Swiftness which you've just learned to make. You leave the items and recording where Wilbur will find them.

There's no shouting and crying that night. Quackity's slime people leave you alone and Wilbur does nothing but smile and recount the conversation back to you with funny voices and comedic gestures thrown in.

"You did so well Little Star."

Wilbur hugs you and everything's okay again.

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Okay...hm...Revivebur's first one isn't coherent with the request at all. BUT it's a good piece and I didn't want to delete it soooo....I'm really sorry.

Edit: I've just finished writing his second one and it doesn't really fit either but its still good...

I hope you like the others though!

[beeindaclouds]

Hey moot how r u?

I don’t think I’ve sent in a request to you before (and I’m not sure if you’ve done smth like this) but could you maybe write a c!wilbur x reader where they have a similar dynamic as c!tnt duo, like kind of tense, enemies, but there’s this air of ‘will they or won’t they?’ And Tommy’s just playing Cupid and sets them up on like a mission or smth. You can decide the details <33

If you want, ofc! I hope ur doing well 🙃

I think I remember you requesting a while ago, but I am getting old so I don't quite remember well haha

Hope you enjoy <3

Enemies to Lovers ft. Cupidinnit

Disclaimer: this is in no way a Tommy × Reader, he will just be mentioned in the story

Click Here before requesting, please ^^

Reader: GN - They/Them

tw caps, swearing, like lots of swearing

Since he had been revived you really couldn't stand to look at him

With his stupid old man white streak in his hair and his still cocky and know-it-all attitude

You and Wilbur always had something going on since before L'manburg was born

At the time he seemed like a chill dude who you liked spending time with

But after creating a whole nation, causing wars and blowing up said nation, you just couldn't stand to look at him without having traumatic flashbacks

And he reciprocated those feelings

Looking at you was relieving every second of the past from when he had just joined the SMP

When he was considered normal and weak. But that wasn't him. That Wilbur was dead.

So you two had this weird thing going on that Tommy had noticed from the start

He noticed how obvious your feelings were for eachother during the creation of L'manburg

But after Wilbur was revived, it was like you were both trying to turn those feelings into anger for eachtoher

Wilbur would flirt and tease you just to get some attention, while you were ready to knock his teeth out

And Tommy didn't want that

Yes, Wilbur was an *sshole to him and probably gave him trauma

But he couldn't help but still want the best for him

So, he planned a way for you to make up

He tried everything

From trying to make you two meet to secretly giving eachtoher gifts even if they weren't from you

Nothing worked, obviously

So, to Tommy, it seemed that the only way was to lock you in a room so you two could solve things out

...and that's what he did

He invited you both to a random spot in the forest and proceeded to trap you into a cube made of obsidian

"Yeah, let me out"

[Tommy, Wilbur, You]

"Tommy, this is no funny"

"Us out"

"No, you can stay and go back to where you came from for all I care"

"Oh please-"

"See! This is exactly why you two are in there. You two are adults and yet instead of talking things out, like adults do, you act like children. And I'm the youngest here!! Now talk or stay in there all eternity- ooh a tiny bee!"

"NO, TOMMY DON'T LEAVE!"

You two gave up screaming after the child and just sat down on opposite sides, staring the other down

The air was thick, the glares sharp as knife and, if one of you had a weapon, one of you would be already injured

But after what seemed like hours of silence, Wilbur decided to make a hurrtful comment and things escalated from there

"You are so selfish"

"SELFISH? Says the one who blew up a nation after it didn't go as he PLANNED"

"Schlatt wasn't even a good president"

"At least he was voted fairly"

"I can't believe you're defending him"

"Well I can't believe that you have your head so much up your butt that you don't see what is happening around you. Tommy threw himself down a tower and lost his last life, Tubbo had half his face blown off because of one of your genius plans, Techno was almost butchered, Phil was captured to protect Techno and the SMP is in shambles now that Dream has gone f*cking insane. All for what? For a stupid nation you created so that you could have a legacy."

"You think I did it only for legacy?? I did it because I wanted to create a safe place for the only person that had made me feel something since I've stepped foot into this stupid place"

"Oh who? The fish you had Fundy with."

"YOU, IDIOT"

Silence filled the room once more.

You processing his last statement while Wilbur took in all the thoughts you had about him

It was obvious what was happening

He cared for you from the start, but you were to scared to give into those feelings after seeing just how unstable he got

Funny how love affects people differently

"Do you want to...start over?"

"Can we even do that? Look at us, Wil. Stuck in a obsidian cube because of a child you took under your wing"

"Yeah, I'm not the best role model"

"You can say that again..."

"But, I'm good at something else"

"What?"

"Coming back to life just so I could have a second chance with you"

"... that was so cliche"

"Don't ruin the moment"

[rachaelswrites]

New Powers

C!Tommy, C!Wilbur, C!Ranboo, and C!Tubbo x Platonic!reader

Word Count: 613

Requested By: Anonymous

Hi can i request a c!wilbur c!tommy c! Tubbo and c!ranboo platonic react to reader with scarlet witch powers? I think it would be interesting thank you!

A/N: This definitely did not go in the way I planned but I like it so if you want a part two to this I’ll do it! 

You knew you would change after the fight but not in the way you actually did. Your new powers were similar to those who had been captured by the dragon but different. While the tall black creatures moved around unpredictably and picked items up, you could create ones out of thin air. You had discovered it by accident but just because this wasn’t ideal, didn’t mean you couldn’t show off to the closest people around you.

Before you left your small house, you grabbed a small ax in case you needed it. While Philza had cleared the area of any threats before letting you move here, you never knew what could be lurking underground. One wrong step and you could be in trouble. You made sure to also bring extra food and some extra protection for the journey. It wasn’t a long one but you were on top of a hill overlooking the valley where the others were.

~~~~~

Lucky for you, all four of the people you were looking for were already together at Wilbur’s. You knocked on the door only to let them know you were there before you entered, “I have something to tell you all,” you said.

“Are you dying?” Tubbo asked, standing from his chair at the table, “Because you can’t die. You’re the one who keeps us from dying.”

“Well thank you for your concern but I’m not dying,” you said, “It’s kinda the opposite in a way.”

“You’re pregnant!” Tommy exclaimed.

“What?” you shook your head, “No I’m not pregnant Tommy.”

“Well then tell us already,” he responded.

“I’m magic,” you said.

“You’re what?” Wilbur asked, making sure he heard you correctly. There was no magic in the overworld last time he checked so if you were right, something was off.

“Magic,” you repeated,  “I have powers now. Like really cool ones.”

“Wait, can we see them?” Ranboo asked. He was curious, like a child days before christmas. He didn’t want to ruin the surprise but also wanted to know.

“Hang on, hang on you guys,” Wilbur said, getting up from his chair, “How do you have powers?”

You shrugged, “I think it’s from the fight with the dragon. She hit me so maybe that’s how. I’m not sure how magic works to be honest.”

“That’s because magic isn’t supposed to be in the overworld,” Wilbur explained, “Does anyone else know?”

You shook your head, “I just found them out this morning. You’re the only people I’ve told.”

“Can you show us them?” Tubbo asked. Wilbur shot him a look so he quickly added, “Just so we know what we’re dealing with of course.”

“No no no,” Ranboo added, “Wilbur is right. Other people can’t know about Y/n and her powers. We need to protect her and keep this a secret.”

“Awww I’m horrible at secrets,” Tommy whined.

“Tommy,” Wilbur said seriously, “This is Y/n we’re talking about okay? We have to do what we can do to keep her safe.”

“Wilbur, I can keep myself safe. I’m not a child,” you said back.

“I’m not worried about you Y/n,” he said, turning to look at you, “I’m worried about the others that will want to hurt you if they find out,” he turned away from you and looked at the group, “Can we all promise to keep this a secret and do what we can to keep her safe?”

The other three boys nodded and Tommy put his hand out, waiting for the others to place theirs on top of his, “Promise.”

“Promise,” Tubbo and Ranboo said at the same time, putting their hands in.

“Promise,” Wilbur said, adding himself to the mix.

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what we will and won't write!

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will do: angst fluff suggestive comfort fics character x reader character x character character x oc

won't do: smut, sorry. comfort fics for child loss. sorry, too soon.

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who we write for!

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dsmp c!dream--cc!dream--c!dreamXD c!sapnap--cc!sapnap c!georgenotfound--cc!georgenotfound c!karl--cc!karl c!quackity--cc!quackity c!tommy--cc!tommy c!ranboo--cc!ranboo c!tubbo--cc!tubbo c!wilbur--cc!wilbur--c!simpbur--c!revivebur--c!ghostbur cc!jack c!fundy--cc!fundy c!schlatt--cc!schlatt, maybe? c!philza--cc!philza c!technoblade

dead end: paranormal park barney logs norma badyah courtney

ghostbusters peter venkman raymond stantz egon spengler dana barrett janine melnitz

stranger things steve mike robin eddie hopper joyce vickie dustin will

creepypastas ticci toby eyeless jack laughing jack sally slenderman jaff the killer homicidal liu ben drowned bloody painter

markiplier and his egos markiplier warfstache darkiplier googleplier

sanrio hello kitty my melody kuromi pompompurin keroppi

and, random people i've written about before and wouldn't mind writing about again ash kabosu bo burnham benjamin the butler (wkm) corpse husband

!!you can always request stuff that isn't on here, and i'll see what i can do!!

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[sanderchu]

hey so can you do a Ranboo x child enderman hybrid reader (4-6) where Ranboo finds the child in the end a few days after there parents abandoned them? Sorry is this is stupid or a waste of time

Why hello there

Note: WOOOO IM BACK SORRY I WASNT FEELING WELL THIS MORNING SO TOOK ALMOST THE WHOLE DAY TO REST, anyways, this will be like a father and kid situation for obvious reasons and I decided to make this c

Reader: enderman hybrid gn!kid reader (5-6 years old)

It was raining one day and ranboo inside looking outside his window admiring the rain since he can’t physically touch it. But something caught his eye once he looked under a tree. Under the tree he saw a little enderman hybrid trying to dodge the little water drops going through the leaves. Ranboo panicked because he knows what water can do so he grabbed his umbrella quickly and made his way outside.

He quickly ran up to you and bent down as he put some of the umbrella over you. “Are you ok?” Noticing you were a scared little kid he tried his best to be gentle with you. “Where are your parents?” He was very patient with you not rushing for a reply. “They left me and so it started to rain so I hid here” you sounded nervous as he held out one of his arms. You stood up and went into his arms as he picked you up sitting on his arm. “I’ll take you home for the night to see what I can do to help :) but may I?” You nodded just wanting to get out of the cold and wet rain not wanting it to bother you anymore.

He was a kind man making almost everyone trust him straight away from his sweet manner. He bought you in his house and sat you on the kitchen table then putting the umbrella back near the door. He went up to you and crouched down as he just looked at you. He moved some hair out of your face before getting up to grab you some clothes of his. He placed them in a guest room along with a towel to dry up any wet parts before going back to you in the kitchen. He picked you up again and spun you around to make you smile and at least try to forget your worries for now. He put you on his shoulders before running with you the the guest room where it was already prepared for you.

He placed you on the bed before running to his own room to grab something. He came rushing back with a teddy bear, “I used to use this to help me sleep so if you have trouble this should work :) if not come see me” he then left you be in the room to change but before he left fully he knocked on the door. “I’m going to watch a movie in a bit if you wanna come out and join go ahead” ranboo then left fully leaving you there to settle in. Ranboo was getting ready for the movie as he thought, tubbo wasn’t home so he would have to explain everything for when tubbo gets back. But it would be worth it so he didn’t mind.

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Technoblade

Technoblade And His Apprentice: The shattered Totem- Kill, or be Killed (Part 1)

>Hybrid Technoblade x Bear Hybrid Reader (Platonic)

>Warnings: Blood, Death, descriptive but mild gore, fluff, explosions, murder, freezing, manipulation,

>Status: Platonic, angst, fluff, (Technoblade see's (Y/n) as a close friend)

>Pronouns used: They/Them

>Word count: 7,306 (7k)

>Page Count: 21.4

Technoblade And His Apprentice: The Shattered Totem- Kill, or be Killed (Part 2) (Fin)

>Hybrid Technoblade x Bear Hybrid Reader (Platonic)

>Warnings: Blood, Death, descriptive but mild gore, fluff, explosions, murder, freezing, manipulation, Character death

>Status: Platonic, angst, fluff, (Technoblade see's (Y/n) as a close friend)

>Pronouns used: They/Them

>Word count: 7,306 (7k)

>Page Count: 21.4

Summary: Having been included with the aid of destroying L'Manberg with Technoblade both the Piglin man and dear reader soon become the main target for a certain quartet. Nailing wanted posters to the wooden poles around New L'Manberg the ensemble set off with the intent of having the duo pay for their crimes. Public Execution.

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Philza

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Fanfictions:

The Weeping Willow Waltz

''loneliness is a language you have yet to learn dear child, but it is sadly one that I speak quite fluently.'' The fuchsia haired male quoted softly, stern intimidating act crumbling under the teens firm gaze that had been picking endlessly at the titanium walls he had built around his heart. "And I hope one day, you will never experience the pain of anguish as I have felt."

Disclaimer: I do not own the Dream Smp at all. This story is for entertainment only and I will try and make it as respectful as humanly possible. This does not follow the DSMP timeline but lore will be hinted here and there! sbi, hybrids, fantasy, adventure, action ) this story was encouraged by the story Passerine by Thcscus. (Please check it out its so good!) (COVER ART IS MINE PLEASE REQUEST PERMISION IF USE IS WANTED)

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WARNINGS: adventure, angst, battle, death, dsmp, entertainment, fanficion, fantasy, humor,

Chapters: Authors Note Before We Begin, Prologue, Chapter 1, Chapter 2,

SEE THIS PAGE FOR MORE INFORMATION ON HOW TO REQUEST AND GUIDELINES, IT IS VERY APPRECIATED AND HELPS THE CREATOR TO GET THINGS DONE MORE FLUENTLY!

[joviepog]

Captain of this ship

Warnings: Cursing

Request: @jubiilee13 @danny-yagami @gaytoadwithapopcicle @z0vamp

Pronouns: They/she?

Tommyinnit x reader

Tubbo x reader

Songs:

Teir Abhaile Riu - Celtic Woman Dulaman - MALINDA

You had been captain of the Altiar ship since, well,forever! Your farther used to be the Captin but after he passed, you were in charge. Your job was to kill all the sea monsters before they got the chance to eat people.

As your ship came to shore you felt the wind hit your face. Today was the day tases lovely people got the chance to be recruited to be on your ship!

Tommy <3

"Everyone! Hello!"

Everyone turned to stare at you and your ship. This was the moment he saw you. He was carrying some fish to his fathers shop when he heard your announcement. He was a big fan of your work but he had never expected to see you here!

"Yes hello! It's nice to see you all! Yes um, we have a problem. Someone in my crew kind of umm.. I fired them! Yeah.."

There was a pause

"So, I've decided to allow one of you join my crew! I will be doing interviews so just know on my ship if you want to join!"

The crowd cheered and they all started to run around

"AND REMEMBER ONLY ONE PERSON CAN JOIN!"

You sighed looking around. Turning your attention to one boy in particular. Tommy. You had liked Tommy since you were just a little child. But, you had to leave with your father because of the ship. So you never got the chance to tell him. But now that your are older, and back at your home town, you could tell him.

Then, he left, just walked away!

"Next!" you said writing some things down.

"Hey uh.. YN?"

"Fuck! Yeah hi-"

It was him! he had came!

Of course he had. You were his role model! Though, when he asked his dad to go he said

"Mate, you're 18! You can't be out killing sea monsters!"

As he stood in front of you he started to feel his heart start to beat faster at how excited he was.

"Tommy hi!"

"You know my name?"

"Pft yeah! You were in my class!"

...

"Anyway what are you doing here?! Are you trying to join my crew?!"

"No I'm here to take this ship and make it my own!"

"Your joking right?"

"Yeah, I'm just trying to join.."

"Good, 'cause I'm the captain of this ship."

"So, what are you good at?"

...

"What?"

"Like, what are your strengths? What can you do to help my crew and make my ship better?"

"Well, I'm good at cleaning, and I can use my fists pretty well. But yeah, that's it."

...

"OH YEAH! AND I CAN USE A SPEAR REALLY WELL!"

"Cool! I'll uh, let you know if you can join!"

"Hey does Tommy work here?"

"Yeah uh? Who are you?"

"An old friend and the captain of Altiar"

"Holy cow! Um ok, I'm Wilbur his older brother!"

He said holding out his hand for you to shake

"Lovely.."

"TOMMYYYYY"

"YEAHHHH??"

"GET DOWN HERE THERE IS A GIRL WAITING FOR YOU!"

"COMING"

"Thank you Wilbur."

"MHM"

"Hey Tommy."

"Hey!"

"Welcome to the crew!"

extra: Years later you and Tommy are best friends and you still haven't told him.

"Hey Tommy!"

"Yeah?"

"I love you!"

"Love you too YN"

Tubbo <3

"Hello Everyone!" You said shouting to the crowd.

"Anyone who wants to can officially join my crew! But only one person! I'll be doing interviews!"

Everybody started to cheer for you and you jumped down from you ship. People started to crowd you, asking to join. Some people started grabbing you, others pushing you from side to side. It felt as if you couldn't breath. So, you started to run. You ran all the way to a store.

"Hello! What can I help you with today?"

"Toby?"

"YN?!"

You to ran towards each other and hugged. It had been years since you've seen Toby! His farther used to be part of your fathers crew until he,well,died.

"I haven't seen you in so long!"

"Ik! It's been a while since I've seen you! How's the ship?"

"It's good."

...

"Wanna be part of my crew?!"

"Holy shit! Really?!"

"Pft, yeah! What are your strengths?!"

"Ooo! I'm really good at fighting! And I'm a good swimmer! And, im good with bombs!"

"Oh hell yea! Your in!"

"Really?! Just like that?!"

" Of course mate! Come on! I heard some reports that Big Ran is out there!"

"Hey boss! I QUIT!"

Extra:

3 years later and you had deeply fallen in love with Toby. The way he spoke, the way he helped around when the crew was hurt, or even the way he looked when his hair was wet! It was lovely.

So, you got up the courage to tell him.

"Hey Toby!" You said, fighting the sound of the waves

"Yeah YN?!"

"I love you!"

"Really?!"

"MHM!"

"I love you too Yn."

Sorry That Tommy's was bad I had low inspo, then I got inspo on tubes but yeah sorry again! Hope you enjoyed! and thanks for the original idea / request @z0vamp!