#technoblr

[ya-boi-alex]

Wanted to experiment a bit with my artstyle. Techno and the voices be upon ye.

[uftopia]

He’s chill

[nympippi]

GUESS WHO I CARVED FOR MY PUMKIN NERDDDSSSSS

SUBSCRIBBBEEEEE TO TECHNOBLADE

[the-final-sif]

time to rate classic mcytber terrible setups

[nomsfaultau]

As much as I adore stupidly tall Technoblade, there’s so much potential in him being short. All these tall tales of the man that causes everyone else in the land to tremble, and then in walks a guy who’s barely 5’5” and yet everyone in the room tenses. Particularly love the image of Quackity cowering back from a tiny ferocious pig man.

plus the comedic potential of Tommy being taller than him ALONE makes it worth considering. Tommy trying to hide behind Techno for protection except you can so easily snipe him with a bow regardless, or continually slamming his forehead on the doorways in Techno’s house. Since Techno never planned to see basically anyone again in retirement he fully did not make an house survivable for giants. But also every week Techno makes his doorways shorter by an inch just so Tommy never adjusts to ducking. It’s like two months before Tommy realizes. It’s also a massive problem when Ranboo starts hanging around the house, especially since they leave horn marks on the ceilings.

[birdaboos]

"until next time"

[saterise]

This piece was chosen by my patreons! If you like my stuff and wanna help me create more, consider signing up! Links in my bio <3

[soulsyo]

First meeting

( I miss him;( )

[myartsing]

It’s day one of the third edition of the @first-try-techno-challenge and my prompt was techno and eret : )

Fun fact my favourite techno and eret memory is in mcc 5 where techno just hypes up eret the entire time while praying on tommys downfall

Also here is my sketch after 30 minutes:

[zuzypiia]

fine I'll post it here too

[luova-lola]

i never posted this version????? here you go tumblr

[pkiroul]

Technotober day 13: Technopig Apocalypse

They want you to Subscribe to Technoblade. Look at them. Look at their eyes. Can you refuse them?

[theeyoungalabastor]

Just finished the first Technoblade drawing of 2023, I am very happy with these results.

(Reference photo used is from: @riviclouds)

[qsmp-where-they-shouldnt-be]

chayanne deserves to cause chaos with technoblade’s cubito (o7 king)

thank you anon for the request! :]

[mikartdraws]

beloved potato orphan obliterator 👑🐷🥔⚔️

[nomsfaultau]

Imagine the Orphan Obliterator is literal. Like, the moment someone is killed their parents also die to make them an orphan. But because respawn exists Techno basically starts up a ‘who’s the father’ show where they dramatically run through candidates for each persons parents, then at the end kill the kid and see who also dies. It’s absolute chaos every time.

Techno is basically doing it for the clout and brand recognition. Things are going fantastic since he finds it funny to watch everyone else having insane drama while he just waits and then kills a dude at the end of each episode. Until…the Wilbur special. Things are a little weird bc as far as they can tell only Phil died but hey only having one parent is FAR from the weirdest thing the show has seen (especially since Sally just got confirmed to everyone’s detriment) so they move on…

…until Techno later realizes the fridge in the break room died and he just gives Phil this most horrified tell me you didn’t look.