#cfoolish

[fanceknight]

Eret told us what the original lore finale was going to be. Her and Foolish were going to fight DreamXD, not in the End but on XD’s watch. It was going to be revealed that the whole server-reset thing was a cycle and that it had already happened possibly thousands of times before. There would have been hints to different relationships cEret had with others characters that were going to be explored more in-depth in Volume 2.

This is absolutely insane because

1. So much of his lines up with all my headcanons

2. They were going to go through the End Portal and end up on DreamXD’s watch. What are the implications here? Does the DreamSMP simply not have an End? Is that why he was always so insistent no one go through the portal? Because he didn’t want anyone finding him? Was XD’s realm literally just a portal away this entire time?

[paragal]

i heard this in their voices

[n0phis]

have nothing creative 2 say sorry . this took me way too long art is so rude

im sure its based on the toktopus animatic even if i didnt realize it. the sunset framing def carried over >:)

[afmis]

Any dadschlatt truthers still out there…? 😏

Ik I am LOL. I literally have this whole theory of how that’d work. Also c!Puffy is c!Tubbo’s bio aunt. c!Foolish is c!Tubbo’s bio cousin. c!Dream is also c!Tubbo’s cousin.

None of them are aware of this 💀

[various-incorrect-nonsense]

Quackity: Time for plan G.

Fundy: Don’t you mean plan B?

Quackity: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Sam: What about plan D?

Quackity: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Foolish: What about plan E?

Quackity: I’m hoping not to use it. Slime dies in plan E.

Purpled : I like plan E.

[call-me-apple]

c!Sam: *speaking for c!Foolish on what c!Foolish's relationship to c!Quackity is*

c!Foolish, an empath, sensing that something is wrong:

My favorite clip from the c!Sam & c!Foolish & c!Dream stream. Transcription under cut.

Dream: "So he's your friend? So, like, y'know if you're having like a down day he's there and... if you need help with projects he's there for you and he helps you-" Sam: "That- Uhh, that's not true, Foolish- that-" Dream: "-he comes here all the time and he hangs out and you guys have little chats and- he's your friend, right?" Sam: "That's not- that's not- that's not real. Like that's not- that's not how it is, right, Foolish? You kinda just more- y'know, he like hired you to like build stuff at Las Nevadas and then you- you- it was like a pity join-" Dream: "Ah so they're not friends. They're not- they're not friends. He's just- he's his boss." Sam: "No, n- no. They- they kinda just have like a working relationship, I would say-" Foolish: *slowly turns towards Sam with a confused expression* Sam: "-from- y'know, I- I- I would say I kind of know- they just have like a working relationship. Y'know." Foolish: *turns back towards Dream* "I mean, that's what it came down to though, y'know. Mostly business."

[revengeduo]

las nevadas incorrect quotes!

incorrect quotes r so good for curing artblock omfg

a couple honorable mentions that i just Didn't Draw ^_^

[rutadales]

"He's the strongest person on the server" and then he looks like this and spends all day building sandcastles 🙄

[crypticaa]

Las Nevadas 1080p (real not fake)

[alya-rt]

welcome to another episode of quackster flirts with everyone and sometimes he gets killed for it

Or as i call it

The "Quackity Gets Bitches Saga"

is for fun it's all j my g

[caricatureblue]

this whole au is secretly an excuse to draw cool guns and cute guys

many more cute guys to come

[quackurucho]

las nevadas slice of life spin-off series when

[imdedinsidex-x]

So how is Foolish going to avoid god killing him now

[fanceknight]

Been listening to Derivakat’s Casino Royale a lot lately and the line “If you wanna play with power then you’re gambling with the king” I know it’s not meant to be about c!Eret but listen-

Eret wants to get Foolish out of LN? But Foosh signed the contract and thus cant leave?

And so Eret agrees to play for Foosh’s freedom? And he

Fucking.

Loses.

Every.

Round.

To the point where he has almost nothing left that he could gamble away? So he starts gambling away his throne, his castle, until he offers Quackity his first canon life.

Now this could go one of two ways. One I would consider to be the ‘good ending’ and the other the ‘bad ending’:

BE: Eret ends up trapped by a similar contract, now also working for Q in order to repay his depts.

GE: Eret loses his first life, later loses his second life

Q find the king’s fruitless attempts quite amusing at first, but later becomes bored. Next round, Slime (hes alive and well what are you taking about) hands Q four aces and whispers “This should shut him up” into Q’s ear. Q only chuckles. He’s usually against cheating but is thankful for Slime’s attempt at making the situation better for him. And hey, if this is what it takes Eret to give up, then so be it.

But Eret looks at his cards, smirks at Quackity, and offers his third life.

Q tries to talk him out of it, but it’s too late. The cards are drawn and the bets are set. Such is the way of the Casino. Quackity stares at his cards. It doesn’t matter what hand Eret has. Nothing beats four aces. And Eret just offered up his last life. Quackity slowly raises his eyes to meet those of his opponent. The king sits there, a triumphant smile dancing around his lips. Whatever cards he has, they’re good, Quackity can tell. But they wouldn’t be enough.

Quackity glances back down at his cards. He needs Foolish for his country. But would he really kill Eret over it?

“I yield.” Quackity’s voice sounds strange in his ears. Foolish and Eret erupt into cheers and hug each other.

“ERET!!” Quackity slams his cards down on the table. “LOOK! Four aces! I would have won, I would have taken your last life!! You can’t just gamble your life away!!”

Foolish pipes up “Wait if you had four aces why didn’t you just win?”

“Because-“ it’s Eret’s voice that answers him. Why is Eret talking? “Because Quackity is a good man.” Eret flips his own cards over. That has to be the most horrendous hand Q has ever seen.

“In offering my last life I made sure that Quackity would yield, no matter his cards.”

tldr: Eret defeats Quackity at his own game

[elmhat]

// dsmp rp

A short c!Quackity Christmas fic

~

Christmas made Las Nevadas obnoxiously bright. Decorations and city-wide light shows, paired with that ever-enduring neon hue, turned out to be more than the senses could handle, visual noise forcing everyone into one national headache.

Apparently, the tourists liked a good headache; Las Nevadas was busier than ever this time of year. It boasted the best festivities on the server, after all, and as Quackity helped Foolish put up a final string of fairy lights inside the casino, he buried his heartache and forced himself to feel some sort of pride.

“You’re really fucking good at this,” he laughed.

“Daw, thanks, Quackity!” Foolish beamed back at him. “Looks like we’re just about done here.”

He watched as Quackity stepped down from the boxes he had been balancing on, and Quackity reminded himself that he wasn’t short, as such—Foolish was just really, really tall. “It does, it does. Hey, I’m gonna head home. Thanks for helping me with all this.”

Foolish frowned. “You’re not comin’ to the party tonight?”

He knew that he should go. He also knew that if he had to wear this smile for much longer, it would fall off his face. Slime was dead, Purpled a traitor, nevermind Dream being on the fucking loose. It was hard to convince people he owned the world when it was collapsing in front of him. Everyone desperately needed a break. Maybe then, tomorrow, he would be able to piece his mask back together.

“I’m very tired,” he said. “But you guys go wild.”

“Ah, go on! It’s, like, the one time you can actually take a break! You’re always so busy, always running around all these different places. Or scribbling at your desk.”

Quackity glanced at the clock. It was getting late. “Yeah, well, I’m a busy guy, Foolish.”

“But it’s not the same without you! You’re like, the heart and soul of the party!” Foolish was doing that thing where he waved his arms around. There was an innocence to his excitement. Quackity had never fully trusted Foolish, even less so after Purpled, so he found it hard to justify why it was easier to let his guard down around him, if only a bit. Some people were just easier to talk to. Plus, it was unusual for anyone to make the effort to engage with Quackity outside of business.

Quackity looked to the door, then back at Foolish. He breathed out a long, deep sigh.

“You’ve got half an hour.”

[various-incorrect-nonsense]

Purpled: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons.

Slime: Bet you I can!

Foolish: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to building*