#txt ^_^

[faitherr]

how did you make your pfp? it looks super cool!!

YAY THANK YOU ^_^ there's plenty of ways to make my pfp!!

to make my profile picture i used nintendo's official website mii maker! it's called mii studio ! i think there are better options to make one though which ill mention below

another online option (and the best one imo) is mii creator but as of writing this, the site is temporarily down </3

an alternative is using mii renderer in which you can scan a mii qr code, input mii's data through an amiibo, file or your PNID/NNID!

you can also take a photo of your mii through a console or take some screenshots on your device of your mii using miitomo but i decided to put some online methods because not everyone may own a console or the game :)

[mikkaeus]

[lumsel]

There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

[werewolfmack]

A story to boost the morale of a broken country.

[prettymachine]

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

[matineaux]

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

[soapydoll]

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

[preheville]

debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

[buqbite]

one of the funniest things abt this white collar job so far is that i get to see how fucking long people take for the tiniest things. "please paste this text into a separate document and send it to me whenever you're able to this week" i mean shit, man, i know what it's like to take weeks for a 2 minute task, but that's wild even for my standards. like yeah i can probably find the time to press the copy and paste buttons sometime this week

[electricpurrs]

he's like a patron saint to me

[dogboygirl]

my OCs are sooo cool you guys don't know what you're missing. if you could see the show i'm watching in my head rn you'd go so crazy i'm telling u

[tastylemonbread]

a lot of artists dont know how to draw bullets and to be real it bothers me a lot. here's my simple guide on bullets

edit: yes i know i used the wrong terminology by now you can stop saying things. also no that crayon isnt a rocket or caseless or some shit believe me when i say that what i saw was depicting a BULLET. shut up

[prisonhannibal]

you really can’t unsee american military propaganda in movies like once you start thinking about it you are doomed to be the friend who’s too political when people put on an action movie for the rest of your life

[swiftlark]

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

[worfsbarmitzvah]

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it