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@lethalaeipathy @angryrivaini I made my own alkjfdlkadsjflksdjflksd

SAY 👏🏾 I’M 👏🏾 WRONG!! 

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I hate the homestuck fandom I’m on an old jams and bops kick and every video I go to fergalicious is related and I just. Can’t. Listen to it.

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At the beach with @lethalaeipathy and my boyfriend to see the eclipse! Plus a failed attempt to take a photo of the eclipse (apple said it was safe to with an iPhone idk if I trust it or not but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

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hey guys look at this cool picture of toby fox i found! 

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DEEP WEB SEARCH:

Who tf is Tommy Wiseau where is he from how old is he how did he make his money..........

.............How do we stop him

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Okay this is a complete long shot but

Alright. So. Sapphire sees the future. And Padparadscha (possibly) sees the (entire?) past. And we know that time travel is gonna be relevant eventually. So like, what if their fusion can time travel or something.

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*youtuber voice* Hey guys it’s fuckin uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh

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I'm.....deeply troubled... @angryrivaini @devimew @surfingpichu

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youve heard of yaint now get ready for ayaint as in ayaint goin back to missouri

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naughty children get their lootboxes stolen by jeff caplan

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Remember when they turned numa numa into a rap??

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Okay so the other night I watched the whole debate and here were the things Jontron said that got me. They’re under the cut cause it’s so much. My favorites are bolded. If it doesn’t specify a speaker that means Jontron said it. They all have timestamps so you can’t say I just took these out of context lol. This reads kinda like a liveblog. (Disclaimer: I don’t agree with everything Destiny said, but gotdamn at least he was competent and Not An Asshole. If you watch the video, TW for ablest slurs.) 

“Whites becoming a minority in the country that they built” (10:20)

(These next three things happen in like the same 3 minutes jfc) (EDIT: after coming back and doing the timestamps it’s the same 2 minutes JFC)

*jontron brings up Japan as an example* *Destiny points out how racist Japan is and has been in the past and how it’s hurting them* Jontron: “no I think they are a model society” (13:04)

*jontron asks what’s so wrong about white people wanting to preserve their demographic majority* *destiny asks why skin color matters using the word “you” in a general way* Jontron: “well, I didn’t start this, did I?!” (14:06)

Jontron: “I think people are tribal and want to stick to their own” Destiny: (quoting jontron from earlier in the stream) “but you’ve disproved that yourself because you think you’re white but you’re Iranian and Hungarian, that wouldn’t have been considered white in the-” Jontron: “I’m not talking about me, I’m talking about mass immigration!” (They were not talking about mass immigration) (14:35)

“These are just slurs: ‘White supremacist, racist!’” (16:57)

“Irish were always considered white, I don’t know where the myth that they weren’t came from, that’s ridiculous” (19:41)

Apparently having signs that say “Irish need not apply” is “not liking” Irish people. (20:35)

“Perhaps the Italians and Irish had some traits that were not desirable” (21:17)

Mexican illegal immigrant rapists should be deported but white rapists are “part of the American family” (I know what he was trying to say but jfc what a way to say it) (22:29)

(After literally saying that whites should remain the majority for the whole stream) “Look, I’m not saying that whites should remain the majority, I’m just saying that whites are not allowed to speak up against their demographic……*fumbles for words*…….oblivion” (23:21)

WHITE PEOPLE ARE BEING DISPLACED LADS I GUESS WE GOT SOME REVERSE GENTRIFICATION LMFAO OOOOO OOOOOO AND APPARENTLY THIS DISPLACEMENT IS COMPARABLE TO WHAT HAPPENED TO NATIVE AMERICANS J F C (23:49)

(THERES AN HOUR AND 37 MINUTES OF THIS VIDEO LEFT HOOOOWWW)

*jontron brings up Tibet as a “parallel situation” and destiny doesn’t know about it so doesn’t comment* I ACTUALLY JUST LEARNED ABOUT THIS IN INTRO TO EAST ASIAN HISTORY and lemme tell you rn it has nothing to do with what’s going on in America and is a completely different thing shaped by a completely different history but hmu if you wanna know what happened or like, google exists too. (25:11)

*jontron compares immigration to colonization like it’s the same fucking thing* *destiny points out how that’s not the same At. All.* Jontron: “Then what do you call a large number of people from one place coming in, setting up their own ethnic enclaves and waving their own flags in our country.” (26:18)

ILLEGAL MEXICANS ARE THE TRUE CAUSE OF GENTRIFICATION MY FRIENDS (28:37)

At one point Jontron pulls some bullshit statistic out of his ass and then Destiny straight up googles it right then and there LMAO (he doesn’t mention it but tell me that’s not what happened lmfao) (30:03)

*laughing* “Its soft displacement, dude.” (31:01)

Destiny: “When you say you want to 'make America great again,’ what time period are you referring to?” Jontron: “…I think that’s a very silly question.” (33:33)

*completely out of fucking left field* “there is a disproportionate amount of crime committed to whites by non-whites” (34:34)

The infamous “Wealthy blacks commit more crimes than poor whites. That’s a fact.” (I love Destiny’s reaction lmao “Wait, what???” And then stunned silence.) (36:23)

“That implies that the court system is somehow racist.” (LMFAOOOOOO WHOS GONNA TELL HIM) (37:14)

*proceeds to get told bout the court system* “I don’t subscribe to that” (37:27)

*Destiny points out that it’s white christians who protest things like abortions and LGBT rights* Jontron: “there may be a small minority of white christians who do that.” (He thinks is majority Muslims doing this) (49:20)

*Destiny, as he has been trying to do the whole stream, points out that Europe and the US are vastly different things and brings this up with the context of Europeans* Destiny: “Also no one sees themselves as a 'North American.’ Do you think at the end of the day, 'Ah yes, I feel like a North American’ today. Just like a Canadian and a Mexican.” Jontron: “I do think that we are very different from Mexico, but very similar to Canada.” (51:14)

Okay Jontron basically says that if people assimilated and entered the gene pool they’d eventually become white but then when asked if he’s saying that he says no?????? (1:02:17)

Destiny: “okay but you keep making this about race why do you keep going back to whites” Jontron: “because I-I-I- ….I you know, I do think,…. you know race……influences culture.” (1:04:00)

“Just because I believe they have a different experience doesn’t mean I advocate that black lives matter” (OOOOOO again I know what he means but just talk yourself into a hole my guy) (1:05:28)

Destiny: *attempts to have a civil conversation about why BLM exists and why problems in the black community exist, doesn’t insinuate Jontron has any specific opinion on this* Jontron: “You’re like one of those talk shows where they try to trap ya! Like CNN!” (1:06:06)

“That’s why you’re seeing this rise in all these quote unquote nazis” (homie they call themselves neo-nazis) (1:10:41) (EDIT: getting the timestamps I actually missed this one and had to go back because it had NOTHING to do with what they were talking about lmao.)

Jontron (who’s been going off on tangents the whole stream, with Destiny desperately trying to keep them on one topic when they get there): “you’re just going off on tangents, dude.” (1:11:59)

“You can speak flowery language about this stuff” after Destiny uses very basic language to make a point lmao. Like that’s what a debate is, jontron. (1:13:00)

“If you don’t think we’ve gotten rid of discrimination you’re living in a fantasy land.” (1:14:04)

“The United States and Europe are interconnected spiritually.” (1:15:17)

(HOW ARE THERE STILL 43 MINUTES)

(No wait it’s cool I think the rest is just Destiny talking about what a train wreck that was Jontron left)

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cursed

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Help me win nerd dice yall! 

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idk if it’s jus cause I’m tired af or not but this is funny as fuck rn