#uahm

[supercalisunshine]

Hc that in Edinburgh when Aziraphale is like “Still, that was very kind of you” and Crowley’s like “Not kind. Off my head on laudanum. Not responsible for my actions” etc etc, Aziraphale was calling him kind in hopes he’d get pushed up against a wall again

I think that is why he does it always lmao like

the way he looks at him and leans in

bbg you’re so silly and down so bad oml

Istg he thinks he’s performing a proper temptation here what a silly goose

[noowayybroo]

Master-list! (...Is that what these are called?)

I write fics! I don't write a lot, but I'm already losing track of what I've written! And you might be losing track too! For your finding pleasure, I'm gonna list all my fics here, and organise them!

P.s - I have been stolen by a university!!! So, will I keep up with this blog? Probably not! :( Thanks for all of the support so far though! I love you all you guys are crazy!

Miscelaneous:

Vampire men:

Long Male Vampire Drabble (NSFW (violence not sex)) - Gn! Human or Vampire Reader meeting solitary powerful vampire man with several soft spots. I really enjoyed this actually so please lmk if you want more. Very fluffy!

Link here

Resident evil:

Albert Wesker:

Unfair (NSFW) - Wesker Brainwashes n makes a pet out of a GN Reader:

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Leon Kennedy:

Needy Leon HC (SFW) - Leon wants your attention!

Link here

Leon gets Pierced (SFW) - Leon STILL wants your attention!

Link here

You give Leon sloppy (NSFW) - It gets SLOPPY.

Link here

Bite Shift (NSFW) - Corrupt Cop Leon tries to assault a vampire reader, only to get absolutely rekt.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Leon Hurt / Comfort Fic (SFW) - You help Leon escape a horrible relationship

Part 1

Part 2

Leon Hurt / Comfort Fic (SFW) - Leon Helps comfort and convinces GN! Reader to Leave Abusive GN!Partner

Link here

Valentine's (SFW + NSFW) - Leon asks you out basically

Part 1 (SFW)

Part 2 (NSFW) (never tbh)

Give the Dog a Bone (SFW + NSFW) - Dogman! Leon and you get freaky!

Part 1 (GN!READER SFW)

Part 2 (F!READER NSFW)

Snowed In (NSFW) - Yeti! Leon saves you from the snow and warms you up inside!

Link here

RE2, RE4 and grandpa (lol) Leon react to you being some scary creature thing (SFW) F!Reader lightly implied.

Link here

Sometimes, I draw:

Puppy/kitty/normal Leon

Some things I want to write:

Fem reader (sorry) Lactates n Leon uhm... uh.. uahm...

Lots of sex!! But I don't know how to write it or what you want!!!

Here me out: 2 new ideas:

Demon / vampire reader + Sub / switch hunter leon ! (again!)

I crazy idea I have for a creature wesker but it's kinda very dark idk hmmm

PLEASE REPLY TO THIS TO ASK FOR STUFF! WHETHER I'LL DO IT OR NOT IDK BUT IT'LL BE FREE!!

[citrusitonit]

i just handswShed my laundry outside in the brrr bc me 2 shy n embarassed to ask if i could borrow rhe washign machine so ahm i uahm am finally inside and warm

[earthtooz]

speaking about reo, this is so random i was at work ( cosmetician ) and the way that i looked at our fragrances and literally thought that givenchy gentlemen is something reo would smell like… rin gives me chanel de bleu vibes and sae gives gucci guilty vibes smth that would smell like them tbh 💀

THIS WAS A TERRIBLE ASK TO DROP IN MY INBOX OH GOD NOW I WON’T BE ABLE TO STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.

SHIT… SAVING THIS INFO SO THE NEXT TIME I GO I CAN INDULGE IN THIS …….. UAHM WHAT… you didn’t hear me say that what the fark… *runs to my nearest department store hoping that the fragrances will be in stock*

speaking abt fragrances i love the one i use 😝 #goodgirlbycarolinaherrera (i’m not even a girl, i’m just good).

in other news, you’re a cosmetician??? THAT’S SO COOL OMG !!! what’s that like :o

[ghostlem]

Yo bro so uahm. Now that I look back on sage's first ever design, I may or may not just change her design :3 (I'm zory for not waiting for ur answer :<) but like u requested I'll show u the first ever design :3

Yeeeeaaahhhh (if I find the other designs I'll show u I promise ^^)

I love the shirt

Give her the shirt back 🔫🔫 /nf

[pastrytown]

if you wanna win my heart ughm uahm talk 2 me abt my ocs

[mdq]

HOWcna you guys still interact w people who excuse THAT.?

[cisexclusion]

wiait oh

[meowjuana101]

Went to the United Against Hate March in Los Angeles and it was amazing.

[devildom-doll]

uAhm… wat?

[unironicduncanstan]

hey lads just watched the we bare bears movie for the first time and uahm

[noowayybroo]

Little update??

Hello, like two people who like my stuff!! <3

I'm bit busy rn. BUT I'm working on bite shift part 3??

Meanwhile, I have a few ideas for what I wanna do next. Those are:

Leon saves you from an abusive ex / current partner

You save Leon from an abusive partner 😳

Fem reader (sorry) Lactates n Leon uhm... uh.. uahm...

Cute, nervous, but good sex w rookie leon 😩

Lots of sex!! But I don't know how to write it or what you want!!!

Thanks for listening hehehe

Please request stuff if you want stuff!

And again I can't stress how grateful I am for your support I love you all soooo much like I can't believe anyone is here to support my whatever this is so thanks you all rock!

I also really like other fandoms like Yakuza, JJBA, AOT (don't get me started on titan Eren GRRARAHAHAHAAH) and stuff sooo please tell me if you want something :(

[justalurker-blog]

Fujin,, pretty

Have you thought about his abilities?

FUJIN PRETTY- hes a pretty boy yes actually, hes basically like demi but at the same time aesop so i think i wrote this but he's a support character, not good for decoding, can contain like demi if ya good, and is neutral at rescuing He carries around a basket full of biscuits and such variety of treats, as shown. Depending on what is what he gains, but with each treat use, a debuff occurs on him (like demi) where its actually his movement speed that increase by 2%, can stack 2 times but will only occur if he gives the item instead of taking it for himself He gets 2 Loafs that can work as her dovlin without the decoding debuff given, but it takes slower for it to fully heal one (one has to be injure for it to be taken/given) He gets 2 Cookies that can be given (he himself cannot have) that can improve one's interaction speed by 10%, with the side effect of their healing will be slower by 5% now here's where the aesop part kicks in: he can turn the tide but it could be for the worse depending on how players use him

While he cannot create anymore treats, once he uses everything he can hold up to 2 items unlike other survivors who can (normally) hold only 1, and use them. He can also give them out (a bit like Annie honestly) if he chooses to. This means if one is good or smth, they can hold like 2 perfumes, or just spend a lot of time searching chests and getting nothing but syringes i swear to god netease stop giving me bloody syringes IM LUCKY GUY GIVE ME MY CONTROLLER- he himself has a 15% slower decoding debuff as is as well, so its a good chance that even if he was official, not used often (unless its like customs and you want a picnic lmao) but on the plus side he has a bit of something like ganji where if someone gets hit (bots included cuz their lives matter), his interaction and movement speed increases for a bit (5sec) im always willing to rant a bit about the man uAHM- also hi four

[fractured]

19 it scorpio blue uahm fogot rest of qestions

You got two of em boss...

[dont-mind-me-i-just-exist]

OK OK OK SO I WAS WATCHING THIS VIDEO^ AND THEN UAHM<AHWOGQUWGSHKGS  HENRY FROM @ending-the-cycle-ask IS THERE> AFTER COMPLETING THE MISSION> LIKE HOLY FUUUU I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT VERY PLEASANT SURPRISE--

[bxhindxthexmxsk]

Ryuji... I love you.

“Uahm....thanks..?”