#ufufu

[yloiseconeillants]

VIERAPRIL - Day 30 : Free Choice

Has your journey been good? Has it been worthwhile?

ufufu @whatsthisascianbullshit ; balor @azure-dragonsinger ; alorus @mythandral ; aoife @tallbluelady ; leanashe @hermits-hovel ; anatu @lilbittymonster

[thecancle]

“The book”

[duhragonball]

Dragon Ball Super 012

Sigh...

Okay.

Okay, so we’re on our third installment of this fight and Toei has run out of ideas on how to pad this out, so here’s what they’ve come up with: Goku and Beerus are hitting each other so hard that they’re producing magic shockwaves that ripple throughout the entire cosmos.  If they keep this up, their battle will destroy the entire universe. 

Even panicky civilians can feel the effects, so the media tries to call Mr. Satan to find out what’s going on.  He hastily makes up some story about how he’s infiltrated a bad guy facility and they’re making destructive weapons or something.  This is probably meant to set up Episode 15, but I would have preferred it if Toei had spent a little more time setting up Episode 12, the one they were in the middle of working on.

While he’s on the phone, Bulma’s airship nearly crashes on his head, until Whis saves them all.  He shows them a view of the Goku/Beerus fight, and explains how grave the danger is to their universe. 

Then both guys power up and big glowy dragons form out of their energy.  Beerus gets a purple one, and Goku gets a red one.  Then the dragons just vanish back in their own auras, so I’m pretty sure it was just a silly effect designed to pad out the show. 

Then they just go back to hitting each other.  And the Elder Kai estimates that the universe can only take two more of these kind of impacts.  But on the second blow, nothing happens, and apparently Goku figured out some way to cancel out whatever the hell the Elder Kai was worried about. 

This is really dumb, because we’re not even 10% of the way into this series, and this isn’t even Goku’s final form.  Presumably, Goku puts up an even harder fight against Golden Frieza, since he has to use Super Saiyan Blue to beat him.  And then he fights Copy Vegeta at the same level, and in the movies he and Vegeta both fight Broly using Super Saiyan Blue.  None of those battles produced universe-ending shockwaves.  Are we to assume that every character who made it to this level just figured out how to avoid this problem?

But then Beerus and Goku up the ante with a beam struggle, and I guess that just makes even more universe-destroying shockwaves? 

The Elder Kai gives Kibitoshin his favorite dirty magazine as a token of his esteem before the universe ends.  You know what?  I normally don’t indulge this sort of shit in these liveblogs, but this was actually a pleasant diversion from the rest of this shitty episode.  I’m gonna let the Elder Kai have this one. 

Mm-hmm.  That’s some nice anime lady, there.  Ufufu indeed. 

Meanwhile, I guess the universe is still ending?  I hate this so much.

[lunarharp]

silly men

[gainprincess]

So if you're still doing the Instant Fill...

3 gallons of chocolate for Lily~

"Oh, I remember you, Moth.~ You told me about this yesterday...~ You really wanna see me bloat, huh~?"

Just for you, Lily's not her normal multi-ton self, nor her normal 'soft shortstack' self either. No, she's in the middle: Fat, but not overly so, curvy, but not ridiculously so.

As she hugs her stomach, waiting for the insta-fill to begin, she winks at Moth again, making sure he can see every last inch of her before....

CHUUURRRRRNNNNNN!~

"Oh, fuuuuckkkkk.~"

She starts swelling outward, gut growing taut as chocolate floods it. Her tight shirt, a parody of a sailor fuku, grows taut around her bust, risen over her belly as the swollen, turgid, gravid ball of chocolate-stuffed fat wobbles solidly. She's been bloated like she's been tube-fed, and she's half-convinced that she would've ACTUALLY been tube-fed if this hadn't happened this way. She drools a little bit, licking her lips as the feeling of digestion kicks in, stomach starting to get to work...

"I hope you liked that...Perv.~"

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

Day 342

*purges all debuffs, sicknesses, curses and poisons from your household and refills your healthbar to max*

[scalpelandrose]

That feeling when you want to make an AU based on The Crow but you have 10,000+ other storylines, spin-offs, AUs, WIP (both art & writing) you want to do 🥲

I’ll do it for a Halloween countdown. It’s too symbolically awesome not to do & fits the dynamic so well 🤔

[mrskodzuken]

Headpats?

Headpats ☺️

[lovelymessybubbly]

art i recently did of my most darling eddy inspired by the amazing fiction @wreckingtickles wrote for me (which you can read here) (/▽＼*)｡o○♡ thank you again for providing me with such delicious ideas to destroy my favorite with !! I feel like my urges are soundly satiated after illustrating his suffering ufufu~

[yloiseconeillants]

VIERAPRIL - Day 13 : Mentor

Nymian mages learned to bind and control faeries that they might entrust the otherworldly creatures with a share of the restorative duties. This allowed these students of war to focus more fully upon strategy and tactics, a practice which earned them the title of ‘scholar.’ But even the most brilliant tacticians could not outmaneuver the tragedy that was to come.

ufufu my friend ufufu belongs to @whatsthisascianbullshit

[charismaofobedience]

Hi and welcome to my professional analysis on whether the hypmic men could survive rios bootcamp. All the statements on this are facts and cannot be simply disagreed upon without proof. The assessment to each individual ranking can be found under

Rio - that's rio. easy

Ichiro - I think running around ikebukuro doing errands gives him some pretty good stamina AND strength to get through it all, could do it no problem and would possibly have fun doing it which is an added bonus for doing well

Kuko - Monk training gives him good strength and stamina to do it! Even if he couldn't do something, I feel like kuko would somehow end up doing it out of sheer spite due to others doubting him

Dice - Dice gets through so much shit I think he'd do it no problem only to die AFTER it's all done if this makes sense. Plus he does hang out with Rio so this man should have some training under his belt

Hitoya - special clause for this old man. I would put him with jakurai and rei BUT. You have to consider he deals with kuko and jyushi on basically a daily basis. Kuko alone probably gives this man strength to do it if we are being honest

Samatoki - could do it. Samatoki is pretty strong and all but I don't think this man could go through the pushups for long when we consider the state of his lungs. He has the strength but I don't think he has the proper stamina for it, however, he'd do it and just act like it's nothing

Ramuda - don't be fooled by the cute face. Ramudas high energy comes into play here and helps a lot, especially with stamina, even if the strength is lower than others. It also, however, depends highly on this thing WANTING to do the boot camp or not, which has a high chance of not wanting to unless necessary and, even if doing it, ramuda would whine throughout it.

Jiro - Ichiros brother, also doing shit around ikebukuro. The fact he's good at sports also helps a lot here! He'd do pretty well, however, even with the stamina being here, I don't think his strength is at the levels of the ones above to put him there

Hifumi - would rush through it and do it easily if only to check onto doppo who's currently dying on the floor, so it would take some small time. Gigolo would do it well but only if there are women around to impress them so it's a highly dependant case

Rosho - current maths teacher ex bad boy or whatever the shit. due to his age he has some difficulties surely BUT the strength from his past absolutely is still around. The main problem would be stamina

Jyushi - you need to scare them before and then they'd be rushing through everything to get it done quickly. Also highly dependant on if the vkei clothes are actually there or not, if they are, they're passing out almost immediately due to heat

Doppo - i don't think this man knows what an exercise is, you could easily fold him in half. Lives his life in an office and getting home just cries himself to sleep like the average office worker in Japan. F.

Gentaro - Oya do you really think I could not do this Daisu ufufu ^-^ immediately falls to the floor and passes out. Look at the way this man dresses. Another case of heatstroke in this cast. Even if he was wearing lighter clothes he's a writer and reader, does not even know what an exercise is meant to look like. Would instead pull a book out of nowhere and read while the others go through the bootcamp

Saburo - 14 years old hacker who absolutely stays up late doing tech stuff. Do I need to say more.

Sasara - he'd do one push up and a silly goofyass sound effect like point would play. It means his spine broke.

Jyuto - cop + look at the way he's built

Jakurai - he is healthy, don't get me wrong! However his old man bones aren't meant for this anymore!!!!!! Just let him rest. While the others are doing the push-ups just let him go to these public elder academy places

Rei - dies in 13 seconds max.

[rosy2k]

Masami Mitsuoka, Mizca or simply Masami debuted in 2005 as a member of Sister Q but the group disbanded in 2006, she "redebuted" as a solo artist 3 times after that, never charting very well (except her Reborn! tie in song Last Cross). She quietly retired mid 2010s.

But her "Mizca" project remains one of my favorites, cutesy girly almost vocaloid like 0 budget electropop princess always performing with her rhinestone microphone, mini skirts and sequin shorts.

In 2010 she spent all day kissing thousands of trading cards to go with the first press edition of her album "♡UFUFU♡" but it only sold 651 copies and charted for one week

shoutout to all 7 people who remember her!

[heartscrypt]

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"I've had a lot of fry tell me that my singing is beautiful. 'Beautiful' is a strong word... but I guess I am beautiful."

guess what bitch came after 100 pulls 🔥🔥🔥 ruined my fucking pity dude wtf. jk this is just a fake oc ssr GOTCHA

cyrus character sheet

full version + voice lines under read more :3

Summon = My my, what a mess. I'm really saving you, aren't I? I suppose I could lend you my time, small-fry.

I've had a lot of fry tell me that my singing is beautiful. "Beautiful" is a strong word... but I guess I am beautiful.

Groovification = Hm hm, you're a cute little fry. Let's see if you'll continue to entertain me.

Set to Home screen = Of course you wanted to see me. It's only natural to enjoy looking at pretty things.

Home transition 1 = I like people who aren't afraid to make waves. On the flip side, nothing's more unattractive than a cowardly little beast...

Home transition 2 = You live here? I didn't think land-dwellers could live in places worse than shipwrecks, but aren't you always a... delightful little surprise.

Home transition 3 = Don't believe those ugly little freshwaters. I signed a contract with Azul, and I came out perfectly fine. In fact, why don't you try it out for yourself?

Home, after login = You look like you've got something interesting to tell me. Oh, don't be shy, spill everything. I'll get it out of you one way or another~

Home transition Groovy = I'm bored of the stories of the sea. Come on, tell me a story I've never heard before.

Tap Home 1 = When I sing at the Mostro Lounge, the customers naturally come flooding in. You'll be among them, I expect?

Tap Home 3 = You should join Jade and I for tea sometime. Ufufu~ I promise we don't bite ... but that's really all I can promise.

Tap Home 2 = I heard that the Sea Witch was absolutely stunning in her human form. Beautiful, bewitching, and benevolent... she could've had everything, if she'd just taken it.

Tap Home 4 = Why aren't I wearing the hat that comes with the Octavinelle uniform? Hah. Like they could make me wear it. It'd ruin my hair.

Tap Home 5 = Ugh, get your hands off of me, you horrible little worm. Do you think you're better than me?!

Tap Home Groovy = Sometimes I wish... I was part of a different world. One like yours. .... This weak sort of sentimentality is seriously so unflattering on me.

Absolutely spellbinding, Cyrus. They'll fall at our feet.

Duo Magic (Cyrus/Azul Duo) =

Inky, darling, aren't we enchanting?

[teriri-sayes]

Reactions to Tsunami Creator's Chapter 179

TL;DR - Cale cautious of using Water AP because he noticed the tattoo changes. More info about the "absolute god." Cale's group secretly enters Hainan.

Cale is Finally Aware Finally, Cale found out about the tattoo changes! He even calls it "rechargeable." 😂 And this discovery made him self-aware too... That if he coughed blood or fainted, his group might do... some crazy things, like Raon seriously destroying Jungwon's statue. 🤣🤣🤣

HOWEVER. While Cale had now become cautious of overusing his Water AP, he still hasn't explained to his group that his blood coughing episodes was just the work of VoH and not something to be seriously worried about... 😑

But him being cautious made some funny moments:

Water AP: The seas are rough! I can calm it! Cale: No. Water AP: Tsk.

Cale: I'll use this cape together with the DA. DA: Yes. *excited* Water AP: What about me? Cale: No. Water AP: Tsk.

Absolute God Info This part made me laugh because one of the lines perfectly fit Cale. 😂 We learn that the Blood Cult worship the absolute god, but this god has yet to exist. Only a few people know that there was no such god, and the rest believe that such a god exists.

The reason they gave was that a god might be created if they worship and pray to a human. Worship was the best way for god creation. And the person they worship was not the Blood Demon. There was no mention of who they worship, but given the past info, it's probably the King's Successor?

Amusingly, this applies to Cale too. Clopeh pretty much worships him already, Durst is serious about founding Caleism in Xiaolen, and Cale's recent actions in the Central Plains are laying the foundation of Caleism there too... 🤣🤣🤣 Cale is ticking off all the requirements on the How To Be a God checklist. RIP Cale's Slacker Life Dream... 🪦

Hainan Island The group enters a cave in the island where the first jiangshi experiment failures were dumped. The numerous bones there reminded Cale of Mogoru's alchemy bell tower. There was also info about the priestess who resided in Heavenward, a 10-storey blue building on the island.

Oh yeah, Cale was planning to use the Cape of the Sun item he got as a reward from Xiaolen. We learn that it had the effect of raising one's dignity/majesty. So if Cale used it together with his DA, how scary would he become? Enough to be mistaken as a god? Ufufu 🥰

Ending Remarks Chapter was boring again except for the short funny parts and God Cale foreshadowing moments. We'll probably get battle scenes next chapter, or a reveal on which Orsena lady became the priestess. And with all the red flags Cale has planted, I'm really looking forward to the blood coughing moment~! 😍

[titenoute]

This really hurt to admit it but they REALLY should probably have let Oropo do the job. Me yelling and spoiling under the cut.

Why is Qilby out and we don't see Baltazar ?

Where is Efrim ? Nora's brother ? Did he die in the EPIC explosion of the past ? If it's the case, why didn't Nora wake up her brother ? Pretty sure he had the time to be reborn in his egg. In the island of Wakfu game (which wasn't canon anymore but I suspect this might change) it was said that they were extremely close. Doesn't make sense she wouldn't bring him back.

Why is there no Dragon beside Adamai?

AND WHY WAS THERE A SHUSHU IN A DEVASTATED INGLORIUM ? For HOW LONG INGLORIUM HAS BEEN IN THAT STATE ??? And why, WHY NOBODY GAVE A SHIT ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS? The gods have been unresponsive and passive for a while, is that why ?

Oh and I'm sure the goddess of PORTALS has NOTHING to do with their disappearance for SURE. "ufufu I don't like violence" You sound like the type of letting others doing the job for you.

Moma Eliatrope is embedded in a console of some sort. That allows her to watch the world with big yellow shushu eyes. Shushu or...Dragon dad? (Grasping straws I know, but where is HE ?)

Was Eliatrope mom in the Eliatrope ship that landed on the planet eons b4 the gods appeared ? Taking the role of some sort of AI ?

If that's the case, when the Eliatropes came from planets from planet, refueling the ship by taking all the planet's wakfu...WERE THEY FEEDING HER ??

IS THAT WHY QILBY IS OUT ? BC HE WAS DOING EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTED?

Maybe Baltazar got offed bc he disagreed. Maybe the reason why the children of Emrub are inside her is bc they TRIED TO STOP HER. GOD DAMN IT THIS IS JENOVA ALL OVER AGAIN ISN'T IT ? IS THE HUNGRY SPACE MOMS CLUB IS GETTING A NEW MEMBER ? So. Many. Red flags.

Real talk tho, I get that Yugo and Adamai aren't being super cautious, bc of obvious reasons. THE OTHERS THO HAVE NO FUCKING EXCUSE? WHAT the HECK guys ??? She freed QILBY !!! And you KNOW Yugo's family can be fucked up, bc the example of that is, low and behold, QILBY. Damn it Eva, by becoming an angry housewife you lost your grey cells. You used to sniff bullshit at 30 miles away what happened to you ? ( Tot, I KNOW you can make a badass warrior mom is pushed to. Why you don't do that that with any of your female cast for wakfu ?)

[gretelfrei]

Tell me more about this pink lolita bitch you’re hyperfixating over

PINK LOLITA BITCH !!!

okok so she doesn't have a name yet and has existed for approximately 40 hours. most common name for her as of now is strawberry floormaster !!!! she is very cat coded and i love her. her design is based off of some sort of strawberry dessert..... which is potentially very relevant plotwise so i went a bit insane over that.

this is the screenshot she came from

(she laughs like "ufufu")

the screenshot is from a progress update from the creator of yttd as a preview for the final chapter so naturally i have been losing it for the past 40 hours.

ALSO ALSO people have noted she resembles the main character of the game (sara) so there is lots of speculation as to if she is related to her in some way

most theories ive seen so far are that she's her mum (ugh or mom for you american 🙄🙄/j), another relation of hers, an.... evil version???? (which i dislike personally....) or just that she's symbolically linked to her all of which (kind of) would be very very cool.

IN SHORT i love her i love her design she better be absolutely insane (i am in desperate need of a pink clinically insane girly in yttd) and she is now the loml. ty for asking 😁😁