#ugH I WANT THAT SO BAD NOW ANONNIE

[forlix]

hiii, it’s me again, 🪷 anonnie

I’m so glad you liked the song! I love giving song recs, and music and lit are so intertwined in my brain so I’m thinking of the two together all the time.

now… onto ‘empty my mind’… spoilers below:

SO GOOD 😭🫠

idek what this trope is called but I love when one characters is soo devoted and desperate to do anything for their lover. like, just give everything up completely and do anything for them. and I love it even more when the target of their affection is immediately aware of this dynamic and feels so protective instead of, like, taking advantage of it? which for sure you can see jisung assumes will eventually happen, and he feels like he deserves to be used and dropped. but reader treats him so well like ‘no, you’re not a bad person you’re literally just a human existing. you’re doing your best baby’ like UGH! SO GOOD!

and then they actually talk at the end and get that closure? like jisung feels safe enough to open up and reader understands him completely. and this silent reassurance that is fully being vocalized really convinces jisung that he does deserve to be loved. and like, he believes he’s being fixed too which is so much development. going from ‘I’ll do whatever you want, I feel like nothing so I’ll be thankful for anything you give me’ to ‘I’ll do whatever you want, because you make me feel like something’. also there is so much care put into the metaphor of the ghosts that manifest in his nightmares representing his mental health that I can’t get into it because I will literally CRY! how reader handles his mental state so tenderly just wrecks me 💗

also, love the scenes with felix and the other members. especially when jisung and reader leave the study group. I imagined felix thinking ‘yes, she can fix him’ the whole time he’s trying to bring them together. and I loved the smut, car sex is always sexy. not to mention how intent jisung is on convincing reader that he’s not gonna leave, and then later during the storm she assures him that she wants him to stay. like YES HE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT YOU WANT HIM FOR MORE THAN JUST SEX

sorry for the short essay but I really wanted to say it all. I think next time I will just dm you but I’m very shy about interacting with people 👉🏻👈🏻 anywayyy, byye, take care 🫶🏻

hello my light, my love, my lotus anon, pls accept my apology for replying to this so late i wanted to store it in my inbox until it finally sank in that it's REAL and you're real bc what the fuck. i can't believe u took the time to analyze "empty my mind" so deeply and so richly i wept reading this the first time and i'm weeping AGAIN typing this out. thank you, thank you, thank you

re: the connections between music and literature, you're SO real for that. for most of my writings (except for the drabbles), i include lil playlists in the description so y'all can listen to the songs i derived inspiration from while writing :') i would be so curious to know your thoughts on the ones i chose for "empty my mind"! or if u made any associations yourself 🎤 lmk my lyrical genius

and i seriously fell over myself reading your interpretation of their relationship because that's EXACTLY what i was going for, like, for real, you hit every single point and articulated it so much better than i could if i tried. i loved all of what you said, but especially the part where the reader embraces rather than takes advantage of him. i like to think he got the sense he could trust her from the moment they met, so he very cautiously continued to give himself to her bit by bit as they grew closer even though he was deathly afraid of doing so. and it was all worth it in the end bc she's wonderful for him and wonderful in general (can u tell i love my mcs)

and it's so interesting that you used the word "fixed." i had to tread carefully around their dynamic, in part because i didn't want it to seem like she was hoping to change anything about him (or yk those memes that are like "i can fix him" and it's about the most toxic person in the world? yeah that was not her thought process). the core of their love, the reason why they work, is because she doesn't see anything that has to be changed in the first place. he is fucking perfect to her as he comes. so i love the way you described it: it's him who wants to change, not for her but because of her, thanks to her, because she reminds him that he can.

taking an intermission to fangirl over you bc

going from ‘I’ll do whatever you want, I feel like nothing so I’ll be thankful for anything you give me’ to ‘I’ll do whatever you want, because you make me feel like something’

the way you PHRASED THIS HOLY FUCK. A BILLION TIMES YES. you picked up on their very essence and i'm pressing consensual kisses to your mind because you read them (and me) like an open book

ALSO!! ABOUT FELIX OMG. you're so right, ofc our wonderful, emotional, observant lix can see the clouds perpetually hanging over ji's head and knows mc will be able to help him scatter them. my fav matchmaker

NEVER, EVER apologize for sending me an essay my star. you genuinely have no idea how happy your ask made me like it's not an exaggeration to say my heart is floating within me rn. that you took apart my fic so tenderly and so perceptively not only enforced my love for writing as a whole but strengthened it manifold. i don't even have the words to thank you as vehemently as i want to but just know i'll be safekeeping your words for a very long time to come 🤍

i treasure you so fucking much. THANK YOU.

[goldenhypen]

EM OMGHDHSHA IMAGINE JAKE DOING THAT BUZZFEED PUPPY INTERVIEW :(

ANONNIE- WHO ARE YOU TO MAKE MY HEART GO OFF IN MY CHEST LIKE THIS ??? omg pls i can just imagine the huge smile he’d have on his face the entire time. he’d have the time of his life pls :( iM SO SKSKJSSKDJS RN I NEED WATER OR SMTH TO CALM DOWN SKSJJSDJKSKD HELP and like pls it would take everything in him to not end up taking all of them home dkjsksj pls there would be so much cuteness in one video idk if i’d be able to take it skdjdkkd but pls i want this so bad now anonnie what have you done 😭 does anyone here work at buzzfeed and can make this happen cuz like,,, i need 😭🤲🏻

[dokifluffs]

Babysitters | Ushijima, Sakusa

Pairings: Ushijima X Reader (gender neutral), Sakusa X Reader (gender neutral)

Genre: fluff tehe 

Request: “Can I request babysitting with Sakusa and Wakatoshi (separate)” - anonnie

Author’s Note: Of course you can tehe. Thanks for waiting patiently while I cleared some things off my plate. This, like always, was fun to write. Thank you for requesting and happy reading! PS, i might’ve gotten a lil carried away writing these scenarios aksjdhaksh

Ushi: 

“Hey, guys!” You bent down and swept your niece and nephew up as they ran into your arms, almost knocking you over

“You’ve gotten so big!” You swung their little hands in yours

“Thanks for taking them tonight,” you stood and hugged your sister as she stood near your front door. She had asked you to take care of her kids for the night as she had to head back to work for a meeting

“It’s nothing, plus I haven’t seen them in so long, and Ushi and I can entertain them.” You saw your sister off as she drove off before getting back to the living room, following the sound of the voices of your nephew

You walked into the sight of Ushi standing as your nephew hung from his hand, squealing in excitement while your niece looked in amazement, wanting to go up too but was too shy to ask, clinging on to the bottom of his shorts instead

“They’ve grown so well like last summer’s harvest amshjd,” Ushi looked to you

“And they remember you,” you smiled. You plopped down onto the couch, your niece letting go of his shorts and stood at the edge of the couch, her stuffed bunny in hand

“Hey, sweetie,” you picked her up and she sat down in the little space by your legs, snuggled up beside you as she watched at how “high” her brother was in Ushi’s grasp

You could remember the first time they had seen him, the fear in their eyes seeing such a stoic man, his tall and broad stature looking menacingly down to them when they were even younger

He wasn’t the best at it but you had to get him to smile to make them trust him and think he was a good guy, which indeed he was

It was still early in the evening, just around dinner time which was perfect

“Do you guys want pizza for dinner?” You didn’t know what other response you were gonna get as they cheered loudly, chanting for cheese pizza 

You ordered it online and began playing twister while waiting. Their energies were endless, giggles never ceasing as they played 

You sat leaned into the back of the couch as Ushi tried his best to play along, trying also to not crush them with his body if he lost 

which he did... numerous times, also because he wasn’t the most flexible 

but after a bit, your nephew found one of Ushi’s volleyballs behind the couch near the corner, out of the way. He picked it up and asked what it was and asked to play with it 

The two of you saw no reason to not play so on went the shoes and into the backyard, your laptop sitting on the couch that faced the glass sliding door so you could see how far the pizza was in the stages of it being made and delivered 

The kids stood in front of him as he knelt down to explain volleyball, patient whenever they jumped in, asking a question about how to play and etc while he was in the process of doing to already 

He positioned their bodies, showing them the proper form of how to receive, pass the ball back up

the two of them were pretty bad but they loved it. They didn’t care about the burn of the leathery ball when it bounced off their arms, they wanted to keep playing, even when the pizza already arrived 

they were so eager while eating, the entire topic over dinner about volleyball and Ushijima 

they were filled with so much curiosity, it even made him unsure about what to say sometimes where you fortunately stepped in 

Dinner went by a lot faster than you realized. When they finished their last bites, they were so eager to go back outside but it was too dark and they would’ve been eaten alIve by the mosquitos

“How about you show them some of your games?” you offered as they pouted, sulking on the couch, the ball sitting between the two of them 

“Is it alright?” he asked. He felt like he should put something more entertaining to watch like an adventure movie or something or played more board games and what not instead 

“of course. they had so much fun earlier. Who knows, maybe they’ll even grow to play when they’re a bit older and maybe even go pro like you.” You brushed your fingers through his hair, ruffling the sides as he nodded, listening 

He looked up a couple videos and casted it to the tv. All the gloomy auras around the two of them were off and they were suddenly sitting on the ground, their eyes glued to the screen 

“Woah, that’s you?” Your nephew stood as he frantically pointed to the tv, his eyes wide as he stared back to Ushijima 

“Yes,” he smiled 

The two of you sat back on the couch in amusement watching the two of them watch the game 

their little minds were blown and they wanted to play more 

when you tried to get them to sleep, for the first time, it felt impossible. They were glued to Ushi’s hips so he had to be the one to put them to bed in the guest room, promising them that he’ll take them one day to the gym where they could really learn to play for real 

Sakusa: 

“I am leaving.” Sakusa didn’t even step through the door when he saw you carrying your brother’s baby, your baby nephew

You had told him you were going to be busy with something today and that he was welcome to join but he didn’t know you were going to be babysitting

And babies were the germiest of germs

The thought itself was enough to make him shudder- how they crawl on their hands and legs across the floor then proceeding to play with their toys that’s been bitten and chewed on, left on any surface which who knows has been last cleaned

He almost gagged

“Aw, Kiyoomi, don’t be like that. Just stay with me today?” You asked. “Look how cute he is,” you spoke in a baby voice bouncing him at your side, making the biggest smile appear

“He’s covered with germs,” he grimaced at the young child who looked up to him with such bright eyes. “You should wear your mask and gloves…. I’ll go get some, I have extras in my car-“

“Kiyoomi, no,” you called out to him but there was no point, he was already opening his trunk where he kept a special drawer type of compartment that constantly disinfected and cleaned his gloves and masks

When he returned, you rejected his offer. “Kiyoomi, I’ll be fine, just, please come in. You came all this way just to turn back?” The drive itself was almost an hour away from your guys’ place

“Yes,” he deadpanned before he turned away

“You’re going to leave me all alone, omi?” Your voice itself was enough to stop him in his tracks, turning around to see your saddened look, the feeling of burning guilt swelling up inside of him

You looked down to the ground as you nodded and turned back into the house, walking away from the door as it slowly swung shut by your foot. Checkmate

He could feel his brow twitching knowing exactly what you were doing and the worse part was that it was working

“Weeee, airplane~ Yay~” he could hear the sound of your voice as he walked down the hall, his mask and gloves on as he approached you

He stood hesitantly in the doorway at the end fo the hall that opened up to a tall living room, the golden rays of the sun being blocked by white blinds that made the room glow with a light ambiance

“Wanna fly again?” You asked in a babying voice to your nephew as he burst into a fit of giggles, his hands reaching toward you

“One- two- three, weee!” You lifted him up an arms-length above you

“Do you wanna fly with Uncle Omi?” You turned toward him and approached, Sakusa’s feet stuck to the ground as he stood there

It was too late for him to leave you now that he was here, the door shut behind him

Your nephew clung to your shirt, his infant eyes bright as he looked to your boyfriend, their eyes locking

You were taken aback when your nephew reached his hands out for him, usually not boding well with strangers but he whined meaning he wanted him as Sakusa staggered back

“No, no way,” Sakusa shook his head firmly. “I’m here but I’m not holding him or touching or anything with him.”

“Please? He wants you, omi. Plus, I need to use the bathroom. Can’t you just hold him till I get back?”

You jutted your lip out just the slightest bit. He couldn’t believe how practically identical the two of you looked but caved

“Fine.” He took your nephew from him, holding him securely in his hands but not bringing him any closer than his arms-length as you went down the hall, disappearing

He bit his lip not wanting to be near your nephew’s face, almost gagging and fainting when snot dribbled down his nose

“Y/N, come back,” he called, his voice echoing in the spacious house but nothing

You stood in the bathroom listening to him, not using it at all

“Y/N?” No answer

“Ugh, gross, he commented as he sneered at him behind his mask

But your nephew was entranced by Sakusa

He looked up to him with bright eyes, his hands reaching out and his whines getting louder and more demanding, wanting to be closer

“No, Y/N is gonna come back and take you away. I won’t touch or do anything with you today,” he huffed, looking down to him

But his eyes and aura were too menacing for him. You could hear your nephew as he cried and wailed, squirming in Sakusa’s grasp

“Hey- stop, you’ll fall,” he tried to readjust his hands until your nephew was about to fall, only for Sakusa to wrap his arms around him, securing him in his grasp but now he was pressed to his body

Your nephew’s cries died down a bit now that Sakusa held him close

He instantly clung to his shirt as tears dripped off his chin making little wet spots on Sakusa’s shirt

“Ew, don’t get your snot on me,” he was disgusted seeing his teary face so close to his now, making him feel like he was exposed despite still wearing gloves and mask

“Blow,” he demanded as he grabbed a tissue from his pocket, holding it lightly over his tiny nose. Obeying, your nephew blew into his nose and Sakusa was quick to dispose of the tissue into the trashcan in the kitchen

You peeked your head out of the bathroom hearing running water and followed it toward the kitchen

“Wash all the germs away,” Sakusa held your nephew over the sink counter as he rubbed his hands that were lathered with kid-safe soap, the water warm enough so it wouldn’t burn him

You had to cover your mouth from laughing at such the Sakusa thing he was doing with your nephew, teaching him how to properly wash his hands

Although your nephew wasn’t old enough to talk yet, he looked up to Kiyoomi like he was understanding every word as easy as breathing

“Are your hands dried yet?” Your nephew waved his damp hands around before Sakusa caught them in his, drying them with more tissues. “Alright, let’s go find Y/N,” he took your nephew into his arms and turned, finding you with a sly smile on your face with your arms crossed, your back leaned on the wall

“Seems like you make a pretty good babysitter, after all,” you reached for your nephew, only for him to wrap his short arms around Sakusa’s neck

“No!” He whined, your jaw practically dropping to the ground

“Wow, his first word and he says no to me.”

For the rest of the day, your nephew was clung to Sakusa’s side like he was his father but the sight was memorable for you since you’ve never seen a parental- type of side to him

~~~~~ Thanks for reading! Masterlist for more! Please do not repost anywhere else!

Tags (let me know if you wanna be tagged for all my haikyuu posts): @yams046  @mazey-chan  @sunboikyo00  @kara-grayson04​  @fortheloveofbakugo​ @tsumtsumsemi​ @osamuonigiri @sam-ate-giorno​​​ @1-800-wholesome​ @realityisoftendisapointing@plantisnotplant @k-eijiakaashi​ @pink-panda-pancakes​ @differentballooncollection

[hnychn]

I read both of the posts about the mischaracterization of Hinata and Sakusa, and another one is Sugawara. Sugawara isn’t an uwu mom of the team. He is just as bad, if not worse than the other boys. As a hormonal, mean teenage boy, he isn’t taking care of the team. He’s the one who eggs them on and then makes fun of them for getting caught. He literally shows affection by hitting his teammates. The sugamama title he has makes me so irritated sometimes.

Y E S

the fact the sugawara has been stereotyped to be the "feminine" one in his ship with daichi makes me CRINGE SO HARD. the fact that suga's character has pushed as a helicopter mother who wants you home by 6pm and to be the child every parent wishes they had . . . 🧍🏽‍♀️🔫

he is not a PTA mom, calm yourselves.

and i'm with you on being irritated. his character misconception has to be the one that actually makes me mad. suga isn't a doting mother with ten children and daichi isn't the breadwinner dad. suga is their literal devil in human form but they all love him for it and they wouldn't change anything.

yes. he loves his teammates. but that doesn't mean he suddenly is a stay at home mom who cooks all day and cleans the house waiting for daichi to be home with dinner ready on the table.

the fact that so many headcanons of suga are of him caring and doting on you like a mother would and taking care of hinata as his innocent two year old child who knows nothing about literally ANYTHING..

now don't get me wrong, i have no problem with a caring partner wanting me to be healthy, but that's not who suga is.

suga is the type of boyfriend who calls you "bighead" as a term of endearment and will clown you about everything you do. he's a best friend boyfriend. he's the one you can run from the police with then stop by a McDonald's drive thu with one of those small children's cars and get mad when the workers refuse to serve you because ... c'mon ... really ...?

suga is the type of boyfriend to literally tackle you to the floor and start a whole fucking WWE match for the fucking remote control because you changed his show. he would wrestle with you and be rough with you, but that's all because he loves you.

he's one touchy motherfucker and he's so fucking clingy, but he makes the best jokes and he's the one you can go out late at night with and have absolutely no plan but still have the time of your lives. he's literally your ride or die in the metephrocal and literal sense.

the fact that his character has been literally so fucking feminised makes me cringe so hard. suga and kenma's characters are the top two hyper feminised characters in haikyuu and i hate it.

UGH AND YOU BROUGHT UP THE "SUGAMAMA" TITLE PLEASE STOP- 🤸🏽‍♂️🚉 I'm gonna do a cartwheel into oncoming traffic.

that title is just a testament to the hyper feminisation of suag and it's deplorable. stop calling him the mom of the group. he's not the mom of the group. sure there was that cute moment where he was proud of hinata for picking up what he taught him but that's literally what ANY TEAM MATE WOULD HAVE DONE. ifyou spent your free time teaching someone something and they finally got it, of course you would be proud.

if anything this shady motherfucker is the crackhead cousin we all have that is seems so cool and actually is really fun to be around. he's not the teams mom. he's the devil on their shoulders. you've seen him literally imitate tsuki (about something i don't remember that scene clearly) and they all act like it's normal. because it is. that's who suga's character is.

anyways... no hate to any of the people who write suga like this... but me and anonnie here hate it... here are the links to my other mischaracterizations anonnie was talking about. sasuka's -- hinata's

if you know any more characters, send me an ask or leave them in the comments because i absolutely LOVE talking about them i could write a whole 15 page essay about these characters

also, none of you probably care but idc either so... you should all watch the given movie of you've seen the series already 🤩🤩 i just finished watching it and it's 10/10 so fucking good. (dw it isn't sad there were no tears on my part and trust me, i'm the biggest bitch baby there is when it comes to anime)

[mzmezzler]

Hi! I just wanted to give you a big thank you. As a dom girl from a very traditional country, I've always felt kind of insecure and depressed about myself. Even now, I still get sad sometimes knowing that my chances of finding a boy that'd be into the same stuff as me is really really slim :'( . But!! Your blog has helped me a lot and allowed me to finally feel a bit less bad about not being the sub that girls are automatically expected to be (ugh). So thank you, seriously ♥

This is the most heartwarming ask I could ever receive, it makes me so happy I am able to provide this for you! I remember when I started reading into sub idol fics last winter I was opened up into a new side of myself that ended up with me facing my own sexuality and preferences.

Is it easy finding people that will actually be the most into these things around us irl, no. Not to mention if you aren't the most open about sex,, it's hard. But it's important for us all to have these avenues to explore ourselves and I'm honored that my works helped :) Much love to you anonnie ❤

[irageneve]

Hello! 🌸 I feel so bad for not being able to message you but I’ll try to fix that! How are you doing since the last time? You were quite busy but I was happy to know you found time for yourself! Time alone is very nice! Have you been taking good care of yourself? I hope so! Also, yes! I love the long replies you put out so always feel free to ramble on! I wish amazing days ahead for you! 🌸🌸🌸

aww please don't worry, like I said take your time - your asks are always welcomed no matter how much time passes in between! I hope it won't feel like a duty to look after me jxjxkhdkfkuf

I just woke up right now, getting ready for uni. I am good, a bit tired and honestly I feel kinda guilty - I haven't properly draw in days. There were just that choi twins doodle and Jumin's gif (which I really liked but dang tumblr decided not to show it in tags. ugh).

But I have so many requests I didn't do, so many wips and the upcoming events (I meant to draw my seafolk from my story for mermay, at least 7 days of it. juminzenweek coming at the end of may when I start my exams as well) and I know I shouldn't rush but my anxious brain starts saying shit xDD

ehh. anyway, maybe I will feel better after I will get time to draw for real.

I hope you are doing well too! thank you so much again for looking after me (and indulging my long ass replies hahaha) and please come anytime you want my dear FBI Angel Anonny! I'll be here 💖💜

[thelegendofclarke]

Hi Mere! I,by mistake/misfortune, ended up in the Sansa bashing/hate side of Tumblr today. It was HORRIBLE! I had almost forgotten how horrible it is but it's real bad&antiSansa community in ASOIAF,Got ‘dom is quite large. Please say one or three nice things about Sansa to help me recover. I need to believe that there are other people who love her too.

Hi Anonny!

Ugh, I’m so sorry *hugs* Hhhmmm ok three good things about Sansa bb, LET’S DO THIS…

1) Home girl had some straight up ovaries of steel to plead for her father’s life in open court, despite the fact that he was accused of treason, and doing so pretty much guaranteed she would pay for it later:

“Do you deny your father’s crime?” Lord Baelish asked.“No, my lords.” Sansa knew better than that. “I know he must be punished. All I ask is mercy. I know my lord father must regret what he did. He was King Robert’s friend and he loved him, you all know he loved him. He never wanted to be Hand until the king asked him. They must have lied to him. Lord Renly or Lord Stannis or… or somebody, they must have lied, otherwise…”King Joffrey leaned forward, hands grasping the arms of the throne. Broken sword points fanned out between his fingers. “He said I wasn’t the king. Why did he say that?”“His leg was broken,” Sansa replied eagerly. “It hurt ever so much, Maester Pycelle was giving him milk of the poppy, and they say that milk of the poppy fills your head with clouds. Otherwise he would never have said it.“ —Sansa, AGoT

2) Also she is gentle, and patient, and honestly kind of adorable af with Sweetrobin even though he can be a ~slight~ pain in her rear:

Alayne took Robert’s gloved hand in her own to stop his shaking. “Sweetrobin,” she said, “I’m scared. Hold my hand, and help me get across. I know you’re not afraid.”He looked at her, pupils small dark pinpricks in eyes as big and white as eggs. “I’m not?”“Not you. You’re my winged knight, Ser Sweetrobin.”“The Winged Knight could fly,” Robert whispered.“Higher than mountains.” Sansa gave his hand a squeeze. —Sansa, AFfC

3) And finally, let us take a moment to appreciate the times she Gave No Fucks and Came for Harrold Hardyng’s Life: 

“As you wish, ser. And now if you will excuse me, Littlefinger’s bastard must find her lord father and let him know that you have come, so we can begin the tourney on the morrow.” And may your horse stumble, Harry the Heir, so you fall on your stupid head in your first tilt. —Sansa/Alayne, TWoW excerpt 

And there he stood, Harry the Heir himself; tall, handsome, scowling “Lady Alayne. May I partner you in this dance?”She considered for a moment. “No. I don’t think so.”Color rose to his cheeks.  “I was unforgiveably rude to you in the yard. You must forgive me.”“Must?” She tossed her hair, took a sip of wine, made him wait. “How can you forgive someone who is unforgiveably rude?  Will you explain that to me, ser?” —Sansa/Alayne, TWoW excerpt 

Hopefully this helped Sweet Anonny, have a good day ❤❤❤

[chipsandwaffles]

6:11 P.M

You, 6:11 P.M can someone tell yuta to stop calling winwin winko?? It sounds too similar to wanko like yuta are you trying to call sicheng a dog??/

another group chat. this one between the original 7 of nct 127. thank you to the two anonnies who offered me the ideas :D enjoy ^^

You, 6:11 P.M can someone tell yuta to stop calling winwin winko?? It sounds too similar to wanko like yuta are you trying to call sicheng a dog??/

Jaehyun :), 6:11 P.M hey y/n can you help me up? Because I’ve fallen for you

You, 6:11 P.M we’re not even in the same room??

Tae 1, 6:11 P.M jaehyun is laying on the floor why

Tae 1, 6:11 P.M he’s going to get dirty

Yuta, 6:12 P.M …I didn’t even think about that y/n but he is kind of like a puppy

You, 6:12 P.M -_- please stop before someone gets insulted

Tae 2, 6:12 P.M sicheng would definitely get offended if he found out. He might kill you :D

Yuta, 6:12 P.M …as if. he’s really like a puppy. Fucking harmless

Jaehyun :), 6:12 P.M hey y/n is your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice pair of buns

Yuta, 6:12 P.M jaehyun what the fuck we’re talking about winwin here

You, 6:12 P.M yeah what the fuck??

Tae 2, 6:12 P.M oh my god jaehyun

Cutest Maknae, 6:13 P.M let’s be real y/n’s butt is subpar at best

Cutest Maknae, 6:13 P.M compared to even mark’s butt

You, 6:13 P.M …why are you looking at mine or mark’s butts???

Cutest Maknae, 6:13 P.M to compare it to mine, duh

Yuta, 6:13 P.M okay but is it better than mine?

Cutest Maknae, 6:13 P.M sorry I didn’t know something was there

You, 6:13 P.M DAMN ROASTED

Jaehyun :), 6:14 P.M y/n did you know you have a pizza my heart <3

Yuta, 6:14 P.M jaehyun stop with the pick up lines please you’re making me want to punch myself with how bad they are

You, 6:14 P.M were those pick up lines??? I thought he was just saying random shit

You, 6:14 P.M who is he even trying to pick up?

Tae 2, 6:15 P.M -_-

Yuta, 6:15 P.M -_-

Cutest Maknae, 6:15 P.M -_-

MARK LEE!!, 6:15 P.M woah jaehyun is trying to pick someone up? He never told me he liked someone

MARK LEE!!, 6:15 P.M I thought we were best friends ;;

Jaehyun :), 6:16 P.M hey y/n I should call you google because you have everything I’m looking for

Yuta, 6:16 P.M is johnny telling him these?? I’m going to fight him

Tae 1, 6:16 P.M no fighting yuta

Yuta, 6:16 P.M too late I’m already out the door

You, 6:16 P.M I’m gonna go to work and hopefully get away from these terrible pick up lines

-

You, 8:02 A.M whoever said class at 8 am was okay they should get hit with a goddamn shovel

Yuta, 8:02 A.M school sounds like it sucks

You, 8:02 A.M it does ;;;;;

Cutest Maknae, 8:03 A.M I feel you y/n!! it sucks getting up that early TT_TT

Jaehyun :), 8:03 A.M it’d be okay to wake up that early every morning if I got to wake up next to you

Cutest Maknae, 8:03 A.M …hyung that’s sweet but I’m not interested

Tae 2, 8:03 A.M not sure that was meant for you kiddo

You, 8:03 A.M oh my god is jaehyun still on this pick up line thing??

Jaehyun :), 8:04 A.M y/n are you a camera because I smile whenever I see you

Yuta, 8:04 A.M I thought I told johnny to STOP GIVING YOU THIS SHIT  

Yuta, 8:04 A.M it’s 8 am it’s too early for this jaehyun

Tae 1, 8:06 A.M …I hear yelling in the living room is it important enough for me to get up for

MARK LEE!!, 8:06 A.M let’s just go back to sleep and hope it disappears hyung

Tae 1, 8:06 A.M Mark lee with the best ideas

You, 8:06 A.M i’m going to sleep in class no one tell doyoung

Jaehyun :), 8:06 A.M I’ll go back to sleep too

Jaehyun :), 8:06 A.M let’s meet in our dreams y/n

Sicheng :0, 8:07 A.M does he not know he can just tell y/n that he likes her

Tae 2, 8:07 A.M …hold on winwinnie

Tae 2, 8:10 A.M no he’s an idiot

Tae 2, 8:10 A.M she’s also kind of dense

SIcheng :0, 8:11 A.M -_-

Tae 2, 8:11 A.M same. -_-

-

You, 1:19 P.M did I leave my notebook in the practice room? I need it for my next class

Jaehyun :), 1:19 P.M did you fart? Because you blew me away

You, 1:19 P.M …

Yuta, 1:20 P.M that was the worst by far -_-

MARK LEE!!, 1:20 P.M yes y/n you left it! If you come back to the practice room I can give it to you

You, 1:20 P.M on my way

-

Yuta, 11:04 P.M y/n can we talk

You, 11:04 P.M Is this about your pie?? I really didn’t eat it when I came over

Yuta, 11:04 P.M no I know it was taeyong

Yuta, 11:04 P.M but whatever

Yuta, 11:04 P.M I want to talk about jaehyun and you

You, 11:04 P.M me and jaehyun??

Yuta, 11:04 P.M you and jaehyun -_- you know he likes you right?

You, 11:04 P.M O_O

You, 11:07 P.M HE LIKES ME??

Yuta, 11:07 P.M your denseness could rival mark’s I swear to fuck

Yuta, 11:07 P.M that’s why he keeps saying those pick up lines in the chat

Yuta, 11:07 P.M he asked Johnny about it and johnny said that’s how he’d win your heart

Yuta, 11:07 P.M even though those two have never even dated anyone -_-

You, 11:07 P.M I thought johnny dated that one girl in America?

Yuta, 11:07 P.M as if -_- that’s just what he tells people

Yuta, 11:08 P.M but EITHER WAY. Jaehyun likes you. Please tell him you like him too so we can end this pick up line crap

You, 11:08 P.M ………….i don’t like jaehyun

Yuta, 11:08 P.M you’re as obvious as a baby when it wants attention

Yuta, 11:08 P.M tell him or I will

You, 11:09 P.M …okay but are you sure he likes me?

Yuta, 11:09 P.M very sure -_-

Yuta, 11:09 P.M I’m giving you two days if you don’t tell him in that time I will

You, 11:09 P.M impatient much

Yuta, 11:10 P.M I’ve been watching you two for like half a year you’re damn right I’m impatient

Yuta, 11:10 P.M goodnight y/n

You, 11:10 P.M goodnight grumpy pants

-

Tae 1, 9:16 P.M someone please tell me why jaehyun was in the bathroom practicing pick up lines

Yuta, 9:16 P.M what was he saying?

Tae 1, 9:17 P.M “is your ass from mcdonald’s? because I’m loving it” which he then said no because it wasn’t appropriate

Tae 2, 9:17 P.M as if he knows what appropriate is

Tae 1, 9:18 P.M and then “are you a starbucks order because I like you a latte” and then said that was too cheesy

Yuta, 9:18 P.M that was like his best one

Sicheng :0, 9:18 P.M I heard one from johnny hyung the other day he really liked

Tae 2, 9:18 P.M what was it

Sicheng :0, 9:20 P.M if you were a booger I’d pick you first

Sicheng :0, 9:21 P.M he said that was his favorite

Jaehyun :), 9:21 P.M JOHNNY NEVER TOLD ME THAT ONE THAT ONE IS SO GOOD

Yuta, 9:21 P.M oh my god jaehyun please don’t say that to y/n

Yuta, 9:21 P.M It’s as bad as the farting one you used the other day

Jaehyun :), 9:21 P.M :(((

Jaehyun :), 9:21 P.M do you have any good ones hyung??

Yuta, 9:21 P.M yes

Yuta, 9:21 P.M this one you gotta do in person

Yuta, 9:22 P.M holy shit y/n is at work right now right???

Yuta, 9:22 P.M jaehyun go to y/n’s work and use this pick up line

Yuta, 9:22 P.M what’s that on your hand? And then grab her hand and say oh it’s me

Tae 2, 9:22 P.M that’s totally not going to work

Tae 1, 9:22 P.M wait I want to visit y/n at work too

Yuta, 9:22 P.M taeyong no jaehyun needs to go alone

Tae 1, 9:22 P.M :(

Yuta, 9:23 P.M off you go jaehyunie :D

You, 9:32 P.M why is jaehyun standing outside of my work?

You, 9:34 P.M ………..never mind I see now

You, 9:34 P.M yUTa

Yuta, 9:34 P.M he’s standing outside?

Tae 1, 9:34 P.M I knew I should’ve gone ;;;;

Tae 2, 9:34 P.M y/n go get him. talk to him

Yuta, 9:34 P.M please. Get it over with. PLEASE

You, 9:34 P.M ugh I’m going I’m going

Tae 1, 11:09 P.M …should we go see if he’s okay

Tae 2, 11:09 P.M they’re probably making out finally

Yuta, 11:09 P.M I hope to the fucking love gods that they are

Tae 2, 11:09 P.M in the meantime, it’s time for sleep

Tae 1, 11:09 P.M I’ll stay up in case jaehyun needs to be let in or something

Yuta, 11:09 P.M whatever dude

-

-

Cutest Maknae, 9:02 A.M WOAH JAEHYUN AND Y/N MADE OUT??? FINALLY/??

Yuta, 9:02 A.M what

Cutest Maknae, 9:02 A.M that’s what you guys were saying last night

You, 9:02 A.M WE DID NOT MAKE OUT

Tae 2, 9:02 A.M oh yeah what’d you do then

MARK LEE!!, 9:03 A.M y/n and jae like each other???

Cutest Maknae, 9:03 A.M …mark you’re as dense as y/n seriously

You, 9:03 A.M we didn’t do ANYTHING

Jaehyun :), 9:04 A.M your pick up line did work though hyung

Yuta, 9:04 A.M suck it taeil

Yuta, 9:05 A.M wait what happened if you didn’t make out?? And where are you??

Jaehyun :), 9:05 A.M y/n’s place

You, 9:05 A.M we tALKED

You, 9:05 A.M I WAS AT WORK

You, 9:05 A.M I CAN’T JUST BE MAKING OUT WILLY NILLY

Jaehyun :), 9:05 A.M hey y/n wanna go out later

You, 9:05 A.M where

Jaehyun :), 9:05 A.M on a date with me ;)

Yuta, 9:06 A.M oh my fuck you talked out your feelings clearly stop the pick up lines jaehyun

Jaehyun :), 9:06 A.M okay okay

Jaehyun :), 9:08 A.M hey guys guess which superhero I want to be though

Yuta, 9:08 A.M batman

MARK LEE!!, 9:08 A.M iron man

Tae 2, 9:08 A.M superman

Jaehyun :), 9:08 A.M nope nope

Jaehyun :), 9:09 A.M I want to be y/n’s man

Yuta, 9:09 A.M ……………I vote we kick jaehyun from the chat for the week

Cutest Maknae, 9:09 A.M that one was good though you gotta admit

Yuta, 9:09 A.M KICKING HIM

[amaxing-daes]

(1/3) I'm so sorry for always coming to you but I have to say this. I'm completely sad. Besides the fact that THE WORLD DOESN'T DESERVES ZHANG YIXING, I'm sad bc I wanna be excited for this comeback. I wanna get hyped and all, but I fucking can't??? And I hate it bc they boys deserve all the love and support?? They (8) gave me one of the best nights and the best concert of my life last April so I was super excited for this comeback but now it's like every day my excitement gets reduced??

I'm afraid to wake up to more bad news about Yixing, and I'm really starting to worry for the future. Plus, I wanted to buy the album but now I'm not really sure bc it's my first EXO comeback as a stan (I have know them since their debut but I never wanted to get into them till they announced their concert in my country and I started to know them better and I fell for them) so I wanted my ultimate bias to be in my first EXO album but 💀 so I thought of waiting for the repackage bc maybeYixing will actually participate in it but at this point… nothing is sure. I'm afraid. I trust Yixing, but not SM. I'm really really scared of the future… :( --------------------Firstly we all get it, I'm tired of seeing the mistreatment of Yixing after he works damn hard. It's really disheartening so really I get it. But trust me, Yixing wants us to hype his brothers, Exo's love is his love and all the success they have he shares with them. They miss him too! Be hyped for him, and complain because it's not fair you're right. In the end We trust Yixing and Yixing doesn't break promises easily- he's feeling a lot worse about this I bet ya so be strong! Hype how much you can, even just a little and keep your faith in Exo, not SM. We just have to support them all whatever happens, but Yixing loves them dearly. I hope this helped you anonnie! We're all a bit...not surprised but disappointed at SM right now (Also duuuude a concert ugh I'd have LOVED to go, planning next year 😭)