#uhh yars

[estelle-skully]

Are you 100% against any kind of racism, hate against LGBTQ+(homophobes), sexism, intimidation of any kind, and furryphobia?

oh hell yeah of course dude, non of that shit is tolerated here

Im chill with anybody who isnt problematic (bigot, zoophile, pedo etc. stuff like that)

so basically

furries, queer people of any kind, therians/otherkins/otherhearted, age/pet regressors, disabled people, people of any age, reality shifters, people of any color/heritage/culture/nationality, any religions/beliefs and like anyone else is perfectly safe and loved here!

[kakyogay]

Hihihi

Dropping by at 1 am FOR THE SECOND TIME because let's GO

I wanna say I love your artstyle :3 It looks really soft and cute and adorablr and i jst i lvoe it so much your so cool gnjfgnfj

Yar modern au is adorable aswell i wanna pick suns up and then hold him like i do my cat i wanna just like

ok so loke my cat is I treat him like my lil brother so i just latch my hand onto his face or just hold his ears and he just stares at me like a goober because thats what he is bUT I IMAGINE THE SAME HTING FOR SUNS JUST LIKE HOLDING HIS ANTENNAE BACK WITH JUST ONE HAND

my cat keeps stealing my tiny little white pizza tables its late at night im hUNGRY and TIRED so i will now burrow myself somewhere afrter giving you this weird uhh thing CHAOS hlep

ok byeeee ^^

thyank you gughhyttt

also yeees yeeeeees doing this to suns yeees

[jaxxsoxxn]

Boomer flash head cannons, please 🥹🙏

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Henlo Butterfly anon <3! I've been lately caught in a slightly diff hyperfixation (ColdWeather/Hail ship my beloved) but I adore Boomer n Flasher always, so! (Also, I am writing more Boomer centric hcs in the back <3)

Since lately I've seen a hop up in Joker x Boomer content, I do think Flash would be less than happy about the clown's lack of understanding of personal space, especially with Digger.

He's not pissy! And if that nasty Jack-in-the-Box-lookalike gets in a few more accidents lately? Well- it must've been the wind.

I know I already talk about both JLA and the Rouges reacting to their relationship, but biggest supporters in both groups - somehow - are Hal and Axel (Green Lantern and The Trickster Jr.)

"But Sahe, Axel in one of the comics tied bombs to puppies! (Dogs technically, i think)" WE DO NOT CARE, I am absolutely making him more uhh imp-like silly guy. HE'S JUST A KID BEING OVERLYPROUD N SILLY TRUST

Hal, with his tendency to get attached to kids with bad decision making skills (cough cough Roy Harper) absolutely joins in with the kids shenanigans, rip Barry and Digger bc they are what connects them - so they are also their main victims

"Mr. Allen, why are you beefing with a child?" Trickster asked, while Barry couldn't help the annoyed twitch of his eyelid. Normally, Axel was his preferred Trickster to deal with - his tricks sometimes not only lighthearted, but also genuinely funny, while James was always too brash to be like that. But not today. "Mr. Walker..." he can't help the little smirk at younger man's grimace. Most twenty-something year olds hated being reminded of their age and their actual adulthood. "...why was there glitter in my shampoo?" Their living was at the moment rather complicated - Rouges, most of them at least, got uprooted by the chaos caused by the Skull-ship, so they ended up with healed JLA for now. As much as Flash could understand some people's distaste for his villains, it didn't mean he'd let them get under Waller and her little neck bombs. (He ignored the painful stab in his chest at the reminder of Boomer's bitter words "like a chipped dog" - that's how he felt and the fact that he was always on the brink of death drove his already stronger than most people's survival instincts insane) Before he got the answer he wanted, or more probable the one he didn't need, Digger's loud "Oh ya cunt!" broke trough the base, followed by an evil chuckle of Hal. As in the very same Hal Jordan that was flying towards the two of them, quickly making a finger that poked him in the ribs, making him let go of Axel with a squeak alike these of chickens or their beloved Gerbil. Soon his lover ran in after the Green menace, while the other two stood on the other side of the shared kitchen. Also with glitter on his- everywhere, really. "Oh, yar fuckin' with me." Digger said, as he pointed at the Flash, just before pointing at Axel. "No fuckin' way ya both did that." All he got back was two most innocent smiles ever, which said more than words. Barry was going to skin Hal.

After Owen and Axel start dating, Digger and speedy are menaces. Hal knows better than to get involved, because his romantic life is already pretty chaotic and the person he's dating at the moment? Bar would laugh to death. (Who is Hal dating? Uhh, whoever u want him to, bc my main ship with him is Booster Gold and lemme tell u - not many agree)

Boomer and Flash often nap together, since they both usually don't catch enough hours of sleep. Wally calls them old men because of it, and tbh, he's right.

Cap, after two months of dating, gets a small lightning tattoo on the middle of his neck from the backside. Barry takes a surprisingly long time to notice. His response is not PG, so let's not get into all that ;)

After a random enemy shoots trough it, scratching it on the side, and Flash suddenly ended the whole fight in 0.5 sec. Rip the poor goons that ended up on the wrong side of this fight.

Boomer and Flash are the couple that plays stupid games to see who cleans up, just to not clean up because they are needed somewhere.

You know the shitty "oh no, I got stuck in the washing machine" trope? Boomer's the most unlucky motherfucker ever, this man's fighting for his life every time. The first time he's so embarrassed that he stays there for an hour in silence, until his lover finally finds him.

Barry makes sure to not laugh because he knew that it would just make the situation worse, so he let it go, but ask Digger to never again be ashamed about needing help, even if it's something slightly suggestive.

"But it's shameful-" "Digi, I love you, but I also had my dick in your mouth two hours or so ago, please just say something."

Clothes sharing doesn't exactly work with them, since while Digger is pretty big all over (;)), he's also the master of not noticing stuff. This man wears anything that gets under his hand and if Flash has his costume down? He might wear it too, without noticing anything.

Barry on the other hand get's way too warm way too quickly. Most clothes Boomer buys are warm, because the difference in the weather from Australia to here hits him every time he visits his home, and that happens often.

This time a lil less headcanons cuz ive been bit busy n i wanna finally post this :'D imma link other hcs later :P

[tspstuff]

Ya wanna ramble about TK x Lovebug? :3

AAAHHH someone's interest in TK X Lovebug

Alright so basically, How'd it happen? Cause there's actually quite a wild backstory just where do I start

sooo it is mainly based on an rp I did like a year ago where the Lovebug has a virus named after itself the Lovebug virus which works just like any other Lovebug au, basically removing their filter kinda as if they're drunk and making the infected obsess over the person they love most and yeah yk how it works.

Noww there's still A bit something of a difference between this one and any other Lovebug au, since the Lovebug hasn't always been there. At least physically.. So it's always been kinda roaming around between the lines of code til eventually it attached itself to Stanley's code, not exactly infecting him but removing the filter from his thoughts, and a lot of stuff happens as well as a lot of spiraling.

Narr ends up making a seperate file for the Lovebug since there were signs of some kind of consciousness and the narrator wanted to have a word with them, a long heated argument later they ended up allowing the Lovebug to stay in the parable around the epilogue so tk wouldn't be so lonely

While probably think that's happily ever after, Nuh uh. tk used to be aromantic but kind of in general didn't see the benefits of being in a relationship etc. etc. eventually they "accidentally" got lovebugged, aiming onto the narrator yardi yardi yar shit happens, not that important they get the Lovebug virus removed however are left with a different view on relationships and having a partner n all that.

MANY MANY RESETS LATER

Tk, who btw hc is a big fan of Minecraft, drags Lovebug to play for a bit, loading their code into the game something like vr just so ykwim

play for a while kiss in a Minecraft cave/silly funfact: Tk tastes like blueberries while Lovebug tastes like strawberries I mean whaaattt.. AHEM.. Sooo It's kind of not official yet, though they act like a couple most of the time

ERM

So then there's their relationship overall, While Tk still isn't that much into typical romance (meaning kisses n more) Lovebug is practically obsessed with it, which is why they have their virus btw. Tk's love language is quality time while lovebug has physical touch as theirs, even though they're not pushing tk to do anything, they tend to be really clingy and teasing around them. Tk is more or less laid back, letting them have their fun as long as tk isn't uncomfortable. Whenever they are they do tell lovebug communication top priority uhh They're basically complete opposites when it comes to.. almost anything to be honest.. I meann

Tk's gender is basically yes though they prefer they/them while Lovebug's gender is no (it/they) preferring it/its, Introvert and extrovert, pragmatist and hopeless romantic, color scheme too, while tk is complete void and lovebug tends to dress in bright pinkish or pink toned clothing

OOOH ANOTHER THING Lovebug LOVES wearing accessories (piercings, earrings, whatnot, literally anything that's shiny)

Love em sm

[bingbongbugtime]

Lloyd, I have been informed that you have been stood up on a date. I am sorry to hear this, and would like to reassure you that this person is a fool and you make wonderful company.

Do you require companionship at this moment?

@elite-amarys

hey yeah they no showed on me uhh It's fine its whatever I'm good I'm cool I'm pirating more musicals, yar har har, dear Evan Hansen time

I don't need any company but if you want to stop by and watch with me I don't mind, door is always open for you :)

[ask-ragatha-tadc]

*naws on ur yarn hair* mmmm yar,n it tastes like plastic and friction

Uhh.. maybe don't do that?

[iknowthegammer]

failed nights at Freddy’s: the first

night 1..

night guard: oh what a day.. I should needed some sleep after all..

phone dude: hel- oh sh*t sorry uhh quick mentioned.. yeah I am phone guys’s brother..

night guard: phone guy’s what?

phone dude: yeah I am basically his brother.. also he doesn’t wanted to work here for the night so he’s kinda sleeping

phone guy (far away): no I am actually eating dinner with our family phone dude..

phone dude: yeah I also mentioned there’s 8.. idk characters.. and if you beat them you win.. yeah that’s it..

night guard: ughhh.. f*ck it..

1:00 am

chica: is this door opened??

night guard: yeah sure why- wait do you even talk?

chica: what do you think were souls in those big furry robots.. I don’t really think so..

night guard: do you even know how I am working this place.. like who does that to office with all of that kind of stuff??

chica: ohh ohh! Do you really like pizza :D-

freddy: chica why are you f*cking talking to the night guard he’s our enemie!

sonic: not any more.. he just here for a reason

freddy: what sonic? What does he even do?!

foxy: he the security guy who has the same behaviour as the other guards..

freddy: so your telling he watches some we-

2:00 am

foxy: *runs and makes his way to the office*

night guard: *slaps his face*

foxy: yar!! Why would you slapped me D:

night guard: because your are boring me..

nightmare fredbear: you know who’s mom is..

night guard: are you f*cking kidding me right now-

nightmare fredbear: JOE’S MOTHER!!!

toy chica: YAAAA!! SLAYY!! ✨✨🎈🎈

night guard: I hate my life right now..

3:00 am

night guard: *ringing phone guy’s phone*

phone guy: hey uhh what’s up

night guard: wouldn’t be easier to- ooo..

phone guy: hey I am back at your office!

night guard: I guess we have mushroom pizza!

phone guy: oh! Can I try one!!

night guard: yes..

chucky e cheese: BOO.. haha I scared ya.. I bet you didn’t know it worked well if scott would’ve created us before fnaf.. oh damn..

*the mushroom pizza fall on the ground*

phone guy (normal to angry): why the f*ck di- di- did- DID YOU DO THIS-

too be continued??

[dumbcaydefnfperson]

Hi everyone uhh.

I made her using @dairydaycat 's picrew, so credits to them, but the arts by me

She just came to earth to fuck with it for no reason, she was bored and humanity have never seen an angel before, so that struck a spear through societys head. She has a sister, mom and best friend yayyy I still need to name them

Yar that's kinda it

[peachmangopie323]

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Chapter 7: The Wish Granting spell book

(Kirby SST!)

Meta Knight woke up on a familiar bunker room, oh right, it was his personal room space on his battleship.

He had been overworking himself inside by finding suitable and safe routes for his journey, he slept right on the computer keyboard that the team had to carry him his bed.

He rubbed his eyes and began thinking, it has only hit him now that he's going to set sail on the deepest parts of the universe once again.

He thought of how he's going to tell Kirby about the trip, he doesn't want Kirby to follow him in case things might not go as planned.

He heads to the bathroom area and brushed his teeth, he looked at his blurry reflection and wondered where he had put his mask, it was carefully placed in his locker, maybe he should start wearing prescription glasses like normal people next time.

'Prepare ship for take off, Find the crystal, free Galacta and go home safely.'

He took a deep breath as he lays his clear plan out, he checks their food storage room to somehow get breakfast and found it empty,

"But first, we need more rations.." he muttered.

"Goodmorning Sir Meta Knight! Good to see you in the mornings again!" Axe Knight greeted.

"Perhaps you left breakfast for me?"

"We sure did! We missed you down here my Lord!"

The Meta-Knights started gathering around the dining area surrounding their leader,

"I take that everyone had already knew of the mission?"

"Unseal Galacta Knight?"

"Exactly, but there are things we have to go about first before that, I've estimated the time we get there would take about a month, in the ship's maximum speed."

"What do we do to prepare?"

"Here's the cheque for the food supply, I want our food storage full of rations by tomorrow." Meta Knight slides a piece of paper to the table.

"Sure thing! But uhh, could we know why the sudden need for the knight? There is no emergency or anythin'."

"Hmmm, I just concluded that it's the right thing to do, I don't know...it just feels wrong to let him die slowly inside there." He sighed.

The crew looked at each other and tried to cheer their leader up,

"We support you Sir! You truly are a Knight of honor!!"

We're gonna get going and take care of the food supply, have a good day!!"

As the Knights goes on their separate ways leaving their leader in peace, Captain Vul steps in to talk.

"How do yar plan on breaking the crystal spell?" The captain asked.

"I heard that an ancient book of spells that contains every sort of spell your heart will desire, kind of like a wish granting book, was recovered and kept locked on our town museum...It saves us the scavenging hunt." Meta Knight replied.

"Are you perhaps planning to-"

"Mmm, steal? Maybe, maybe not, don't worry about it."

Meta Knight leaves the Captain confused, he knows Meta Knight is planning to do something atrocious again.

Meta Knight headed to the main deck to find Sailor Dee,

"Sailor." He said appearing on her back

"GH- G-good morning sir..what could I do for you?" Sailor is a really jumpy gal, especially when it comes to Meta Knight.

"I saw how well you get along with Kirby so I thought... You should stay with him while we take off."

"Ah? But, without me no one will be doing the navigation and and-"

"I'll have Magolor do you work don't worry, you just have to look after him from time to time and inform me of whats happening on Popstar while we're gone, other than that it will be like a... vacation, don't you want that?"

"Well it's an honor sir! Thank you!" She shaked, nervously nodding her head.

"Yeah but you won't get to see the spectacular view of milky way once were far enough Miss Sailor!" Trident knight teased.

"Waah! Atleast take pictures of it for meee!!"

The crew laughed and packed their things, it's going to be a long day for them to clean up the built up moss outside the ship to make it look pretty as it takes off.

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Meta Knight entered the castle to pack some of his things that were left in his room, he walked across the dining table as an angry king demanded an answer,

"Meta Knight! You were awfully quiet yesterday, what happened?"

"Its nothing your majesty i-"

"C'mere"

Meta Knight sighed as he sat on the dining room with the king,

"What is it?" Meta said in a tired tone,

"You know you can tell me anything right? What's wrong?"

"...Let's just say I wasn't thinking clearly yesterday but, I am deeply sorry for ignoring you."

"That doesn't matter I just want to make sure everything is alright since you tend to do really stupid stuff when you're all worked up I'm telling ya."

Meta Knight paused and said,

"Speaking of which, ahem, I'm off to travel the space once again in 2 days.."

"2 days? Where you goin'?"

"Somewhere..just..space expedition with the crew.."

"How long ya guys away?"

"About a month."

"A month??"

"Oh look at the time! I must get Kirby to school! Kirby wake up!!" Meta Knight quickly got up to avoid more questions.

"But it's Saturday?" Dedede winced his eyes as he watches his knight prance away,

Meta Knight successfully avoided the king, he panted and ended up on Kirby's door.

*Knock knock knock*

"Come in!"

"Kirby, I need to talk to you about something."

"What is it?" Kirby paused his game and dropped his controller,

Meta Knight told Kirby about his plan to travel the stars, he didn't give out that he's going to bring back Galacta Knight because he might get into any unwanted ruckus.

"I'll be gone for a month but hey, Sailor Dee will stay here with you, You two could go on trips and alot more things, will that be alright?"

"Really? That's awesome!" Kirby is always easy to persuade,

"Hmmm, ah! It's Saturday today isn't it? How about we go to the town museum together?"

"I guess so.."

"We shall go to a restaurant after."

"HECK YEAH!!"

"Get yourself ready." Meta Knight smiled, lightly tapping his shoulders and left the room,

"Yow meta knight!" Dedede hurriedly ran to the corridors

"What?"

"We have a little situation at the museum!!"

"What's the situation?"

"Someone stole some ancient book, they need us to do something about it... quick which one of these coats make me look better?"

"We have no time for that! Let's go!"

Meta Knight made his way to the front door as the king grasps for air

"Can ya slow down a bit jeez.."

"Where's your car WHERES YOUR CAR!?" Meta started to panic, even though he could fly he didn't want to carry the king on the way,

"I DON'T HAVE A CAR!!" Dedede argued.

"Stop arguing you two and get in!"

Kirby ran between them as he rides the floating Warp star,

"Ugh I hate riding the Warpstar.." king dedede muttered as he hops in,

"Grab on tight!"

"EEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!" Dedede screamed as he held on Warpstar for dear life, Meta Knight catched up to them using his wings,

"Why did the museum call you for some robbery anyway?"

"No idea!!"

"Are you certain it is not some prank?"

"Nope, I recognize that lobby girl alright!"

The two landed on the front of the large museum door, Dedede tried to open the door a bunch of soldier dees with exits

"huh?"

In the middle it was, a familiar red coated criminal being detained and cuffed leading to a police ca.

"Is that who I think it is?"

"Forgot his name let's follow em'"

As they were about to run the two then saw a panting Bandana Dee holding his spear,

"What ya doin here Bandana Dee?"

"I caught, haaah, I caught him!"

"That's my boy alright!!" Dedede laughed in pride loudly,

"Haaahh he's fast, but he doesn't have much strength to begin with.." Bandana Dee was profusely sweating, almost collapsing to the ground,

Dedede carried his tired son on his back, as they follow the police car to the station.

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"I'm happy I chose the black one because it matches the them heheh!"

"Can you stop acting childish for a minute my king? I'm trying to contact the museum if they recovered the lost book.."

"How about stop acting more of a dictator than me!"

"Hmph, they said that he's hiding the book somewhere, were going to interrogate him."

"Alright, luckily I brought my hammer, how about I be bad cop and you be good cop."

"you've got our roles switched up.."

"Come on! Let me have it!"

"Very well your majesty." He sighed

They walked towards the room and watched the culprit by a window, a man with big gray ears glares at them from a double sided window.

"You may go in King Dedede, Sir Meta Knight." A speaker said to them,

*Door opens*

"Let's go straight the point, where's the book and what do ya want pretty boy?" Dedede slammed the table to try and intimidate him,

"Not telling ya, the book is all I need, lock me up if you want." Daroach grinned.

"If you ain't gonna cooperate I might as well make you unable to." Dedede grit his teeth threatening to hit his smug expression.

"Now now Dedede, this is not how negotiating works...What do you want?" Meta Knight calmly said.

"I just want a regular home for my crew."

"What do you even need the book for?"

"The book isn't really owned by anyone, you only found it from your little scavenger hunts, might as well sell it to someone who needs it."

"So yer sayin we give you a home you return the book to us?"

"Mmmaybe."

"Ya can't just bullshit your way into getting a free house!"

"And so what? What will it cost you to lose a magic book?"

"Meta Knight ya better hold me back I'm boutta break this man's neck-"

"This is not good for your blood pressure...Dedede, Mr. Daroach, we will not give you a free house and we will conduct a search party for it, that book would do danger if it falls on the wrong hands."

"You like it the long way ah?"

"Hardly, that is why we brought in Kirby."

The joyful Kirby, enters the room, Daroach's eyes widened almost letting out a smile,

"You can't just steal magic treasures like that!" Kirby looks at Daroach with his cute big eyes.

"Oh I'll be damned, Just because you helped me with the medals I'll give your papas the book but you promise you'll do me a little something in the future."

"What!?" Dedede looked confused.

"Well as long as it's not another heist." Meta Knight said crossing his arms.

"Anything! When you get your home can I play with the squeakers?"

"Is that even a question? Yeah!" Kirby and Daroach giggled.

Dedede is still confused but he shrugged it off, he remembered he still has important business to do in the castle.

"The book, now!" Dedede asked,

"Kirby, would you be kind enough to check my hat? Thank you."

Kirby removed his torned hat to see a book taped inside.

Daroach must've carelessly snipped the sides of his top hat to have his ears sit comfortably in between.

"...How did you get this past security?" Meta Knight wondered.

"They never check the hat." He let out a chuckle.

"Well it's a lesson for next time and oh goodie you cracked so easily, now I can continue my third breakfast.." Dedede exits the room as he stretches his back,

"So uhh, do you still have to lock me up or?"

"No, due to the lack of laws and jurisdictions here on dreamland I have no power to keep you in jail, but you know I can, I'm just letting you off the hook because you have a family."

"Sweet."

"Kirby, wait for me outside will you? I'll escort this gentleman myself."

"O okay!"

*Door closes*

Meta Knight and Daroach shared glances at each other as the knight slid a paper note to the man

"Meet me at the fountain of Dreams, 5:30 pm."

Daroach gave him a nod, Meta Knight walks out of the room as Daroach furrowed his eyebrows

"Ahem." He gestured at the cuffs on the table.

"you're a thief remember? You can break through that." Meta Knight exits

"meanie." Daroach muttered.

And soon, the Ancient book of spells were put to it's glass cage once again, protecting Dreamland is all in the day's work for the Dream team!

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The king treated his team on a lovely restaurant near the museum, Bandana Dee enjoyed a refreshing glass of apple juice as he told everything about the chase, Daroach seemed to have surrendered himself just fot his squad to escape.

Kirby reminisced the times he was teammates with Daroach as he takes a bite on a yummy strawberry shortcake, while the other two talked about how hard it was to capture dark nebula only for him to recklessly release it.

Dedede ranted more munching on his large pork roast while Meta Knight sat beside him quietly drinking his frothy hot chocolate.

Everyone ate well, it was sunset and Kirby had planned to go around shopping with everyone as Meta knight excused himself for he has business to attend to, it's not uncommon for him to always ditch group trips so the three told their "see you later!!" As Meta knight flew to the fountain of Dreams just a agreed upon.

"It's about time you arrive." Meta Knight greeted.

"Would have saved much more time if you unlocked the cuffs."

"Atleast you learned something new."

"It suits you Meta Knight, being all hard to get." He teased.

"Now..." Meta Knight gestured Daroach to discreetly give him something, it was the real ancient spell book.

"It seems like they bought your replica Sir Meta Knight, They didn't bother checking if it was forged!"

"That is why I preferred you get caught so we could negotiate with you I hope it wasn't much of a chore."

Yes, Meta Knight orchestrated the whole heist, he was the mastermind, he had to fool his superiors by pretending to interrogate Daroach since doing something as stealing an artifact would really damage his reputation (certainly not allowed to borrow), Daroach is already notorious for committing these crimes that's why he asked him to do the dirty work.

"Nah nah it's alright, I don't think I could get it uncaught, these... security cameras and alarms today really makes heists a challenge." Daroach lights tobacco from his coat and offered one to Meta Knight.

"I don't smoke, more importantly, your kind dies earlier if you continue that." Meta Knight responded.

"It's just something that I do that I can't stop kind of like stealing. I'll be returning to my place, I hope I'm pardoned."

"Wait.

Do you still need a house for your..family or crew?"

"No, my airship is alright but Its part of the act.."

"I think it's time you start having a job, use your abilities to make the people happy, you'll have money in no time, I'll even help you get started."

"You're too kind Meta Knight." He said as he puffs a cigar

"I'll give you this a thank you, use it wisely." Meta Knight handed an envelope full of money, more than enough to buy a house!

"Where do you even get this kind of money??"

"I've lived long enough to earn myself a fortune, being a royal knight pays well too, come on take it and return to your airship, make the most out of your life."

"Thanks, you too Meta Knight, goodluck on your mission!" Daroach waved goodbye.

"Of course, farewell."

Daroach and Meta Knight walks in their separate ways as it was getting dark.

The knight used his wings to fly back home, he came back to his three friends all exhausted from carrying their newly bought items.

"Welcome home!" Kirby greeted, holding a plush of himself?

"You shoulda seen the little merchandise store they have Meta knight! I heard it's imported from the city." Dedede said with a smile.

"Merchandise?"

"Yep, I bought a little thing for you, I think you might like it."

"It looks like it's well made, I shall keep it."

Meta Knight kept his composure but deep inside he feels giggly about having a tiny plastic figure modeled after his image.

He made his way onto the corridors and stepped on what seems like sanitary pads, he looked around and tossed it the trash since his shoes had already soiled it.

Meta Knight continued to walk around as he hears footsteps behind him, he looked and it was Bandana Waddle Dee looking for something,

"..ohh..oh! Sir Meta Knight!"

"Hm?"

"I met one of my friends on the mall earlier they're a big fan of you and would be honored to have this toy Galaxia to be signed!" Bandee handed a replica of Galaxia made out of plastic.

"Alright..." Meta Knight grabbed a pen from his cape and scribbled his signature, Meta Knight has good handwriting!

"Thanks alot!"

Meta Knight's curiosity about these merchandise being produced at the city piqued even further, he doesn't go there too often because of the noise, but maybe after his space mission he'd check it out, if he comes back alive that is.

⭐Notes⭐

I still can't get sugar daddy Meta Knight out of my system(I wrote a fic about Dreamy Gear Meta Knight a while back) I mean it makes sense he has alot money when he's like 1000 years old like 😭

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[demonslayedher]

"Grandpa Kokushibo" AU

This started as a simple little joke in those Muichiro doodles. And then it was just supposed to be a simple little drabble. A simple little Crack Fic. But next thing you know...

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“You… you are my descendent…”

“…huh…”

Six flaring eyes loomed over Tokito, the two in the middle etched with writing. Upper Moon… One…

“Those eyes…”

Having been so locked on the demon’s eyes, he didn’t realize at first that it was talking about his own. “…huh…?”

“…They’re red… a sign… a Kakushaku-no-Ko… you have… potential…”

“……huh…..”

“Become… a demon…”

“…huh………. Huh!?”

With little recourse to convince the demon to leave like he might attempt with a bear or a boar, Tokito brought the demon home. “Sweetheart? I, uh… a relative of mine is visiting.”

His wife, whose complexion was lovely even without the luxuries of make-up, smiled up sweetly from where she knelt, with their two young sons asleep on the futon before her. “You still have family? What happy news---”

The demon, Kokushibo, bowed lowly so that he could fit inside the door. “Good evening,” he said.

“…G…Good evening,” she gawked, her soft green eyes wide and locked. “A… a pleasure to meet you.”

“The pleasure… is mine.”

“Uh, so, it seems this is my great-grandfather of sorts. A great many ‘greats.’ A few centuries’ worth of ‘greats.’ What a coincidence that we’ve just run into each other.”

“It’s no… coincidence. I have… always been searching… for Sun Breath users…”

Tokito smiled with his face like puddy. “Sun Breath? What’s that?”

“…to kill them…”

Tokito and his wife shared a “ghh!!” as their throats tightened.

“I did not expect… to find the remains of the Tsugikuni Clan… out here… in this… dump…”

“I, uh, I sort of recall that name being way back in the family. But on the wrong side of the war, you know? We haven’t been a warrior clan since the start of Edo times.”

“A pity… but… no matter… you will have… a greater master to serve…”

“Um! Uh! Would you like to meet your grandsons?”

“Honey, what are you—”

Six eyes widened. “Grandsons?”

“I have twin boys! I’m busy raising them, I don’t have any time for swordsmanship, haha! All I know how to do is swing an ax.”

“Heirs… are important… they’ll do no good… as children… You,” he looked to Tokito’s wife, whose eyes were swirling trying to follow his gaze. “You do it. You raise them. I’ll… train my descendent…”

“Train…?”

“You may have… the ability… to attain the Breath… of the Sun…”

“D---di---di—didn’t you say you were going to kill S-S-Sun Breath users?”

“Why would I… kill my descendent…?”

Tokito was doing his best, but he was hitting his limits for how many more surprises he could take that evening. “Listen, I… I only want what’s best for my family. I want to watch my sons grow up, and teach them how to live a simple life out here in nature. Ancestor or not, we want nothing to do with demons.”

“My dear,” his wife said, some surprised admiration in her tone.

“I have to ask you to leave.”

“I cannot.”

“You will take ‘no’ for an answer!”

“I cannot,” Kokushibo stressed. “The sun is rising. Sunlight… will kill me…”

“…ah… oh. That’s a problem.”

“I’ll remain… here…”

“I’m sorry, I can’t have you do that. You’re a demon, and—”

“Defy me… and I will kill your family.”

“---GHH!” the Tokito couple swallowed harder.

----- The boys woke up to find a demon quietly sitting cross-legged in the corner. Yuichiro cried, Muichiro stared. Tokito didn’t want to scare them, however rightfully they should be, so he smiled and introduced the demon as their grandfather. Kokushibo politely bowed his head. The boys were quickly accepting. In his heart, Tokito cried and begged the forgiveness of his religious parents for not teaching them a proper distaste for evil.

In a battle of will, Tokito would be easily outmatched. But for however many years Kokushibo had on him, he didn’t seem like a quick thinker. Tokito might be able to beat him in a battle of wits. He had an ability that was sure to ward Kokushibo off, if only he could wield it with the right timing.

“If you leave me no choice, Grandfather, then I guess I must learn this Sun Breathing swordsmanship you keep talking about! Maybe you’re right, maybe I do have potential! I’d like to think all my practice cutting down trees makes me adept with a blade,” he smiled, his hands proudly at his hips. “Will you take a look this evening?”

“Yes… I eagerly await… seeing your potential… my descendent…”

Tokito grinned. He couldn’t wait either. In the meantime, Yuichiro and Muichiro spent the daylight hours at either side of the unusual houseguest.

“Grandpa, you have flames on your face. Do those hurt?”

“They do not…”

“You have as many eyes as a bug. Why do you have so many eyes?”

“Because… I am… a demon…”

“It looks gross. With all those eyes, can’t you see it looks gross?”

“I can see… a great many things…”

“Why are there eyes on your sword? Can your sword see?”

“My sword is made with… my blood… its eyes… are my eyes…”

“Is your sword a bug?”

“What’s its name?”

“Kyokokukamusari.”

“Kyokko…”

“Kyokyaku…”

“Kyokyakoku…”

“Kyokukuka…”

“Your tongues… are young.”

When evening fell, Tokito put his plan into action. It took no special effort on his part, all he had to do was trust himself.

“Yahh! Yaahh!” he yelled as he swung his ax. “Yaah! Yar! Yagh! Yuh!! Ya—AHHH!” he spun around and fell down, nearly lopping off his own arm. Perfect!

All of Kokushibo’s eyes, even the ones down his sword were blazing on him, and he waited for Kokushibo’s reaction. There was no fooling those eyes, which made Tokito’s plan all the better.

That demon would know!

“You are very…”

“Yes?”

“Clumsy.”

Precisely! This would chase that pesky demon off, wouldn’t it?

“I can see… it will take… many years… to train you…”

…no.

-----

The centuries had made Kokushibo resilient to setback, and time flowed at a different pace for him. “Become a demon now… and you will have… all the time you need… to attain… Sun Breathing…”

“Now, now wait!” Tokito waved his arms. He had taken the full next day to get his wits rounded back up, while Kokushibo resided indoors again patiently allowing the curious bos to poke the eyes of his sword, proving to them he was too powerful to be harmed by their tiny fingers. Yuichiro contemplated poking Kokushibo in one of the eyes on his face, but he hesitated when all six were focused on him, and he cried and buried his face behind his hands. “Wait. Wait. You can wait, can’t you?”

“Wait… for what?”

“If it’s inevitable that I have to become a demon, can’t you wait for me to be a human longer?”

“What good is there… in being human?”

“I want to watch my boys grow up!”

“I am a demon… I see them… perfectly fine.”

“Well, I mean, but, no, I mean, like, out there, having a normal family life with them. Working in the mountains, coming home, making food.”

“A human body… is weak… and will starve… without food… A waste… of time… to constantly…. work… for… Your body… will grow old… and frail… Become a demon… and these concerns… will vanish…”

“You—you make a compelling argument, Grandfather. But being human is good too!”

“How… is being human… better… than being… a demon?”

“I, well… is… isn’t it weird to learn Sun Breathing if I can’t see the sun?”

The demon’s eyes, every last one of them, went wide. Tokito had him! “You’re… right…” he said, stunned.

“Haha, oh, Grandfather! It’s been so long since you’ve seen it that you must had forgotten about it! All the creatures of this world are meant to be touched by the sun’s rays, it’s the natural way of things. It’s a blessing.”

“Sun Breathing… may require… practice… under the sun…”

“Haha, it may take a while, but I guess I’ll have to do my best on my own.”

“I will… train you… at night… and by day… you will train… under the sun…”

-----

The arrangement seemed to be working a while. Whether Tokito trained during the day or not (he did not), his progress was slow. His wife had come to get accustomed to the situation, knowing she had to make the best of it until the demon hopefully got bored and left. Having the boys so entertained during the day helped her get a lot of extra work done around the house.

“Grandfather,” she addressed him. “We got a great catch for dinner tonight, look at the size of this fish! What part of the fish is your favorite? I’ll serve that part for you.”

“Demons… do not eat… fish…”

“Oh, how rude of us. What would better suit your tastes?”

“Demons… do not consume… human food… we would… vomit it…”

“Ahhh… oh. Well, we can’t have that.”

“Grandpa. Grandpa,” Muichiro tugged at his hakama. “Then what do demons eat?”

“Humans.”

Muichiro stared, and after what felt like a long time in human experience, his face flushed and his eyes welled with tears. Yuichiro pinched his cheek. “Don’t cry, stupid. He’s only teasing you.”

“…oh,” Muichiro, red-faced and cheek still stretched smiled with relief.

Their mother, meanwhile, was blanched white, the fish still flopping around in her stiff hands.

--

“You’re not… making much… progress… could it be… you’re not… practicing… in daylight…?”

“Ah, ahhhh, yes, I’m afraid not,” Tokito sweated profusely. “That… that’s just part of being human. There’s so much work to do all day and then I have to sleep through so much of the night. I may never learn swordsmanship at this rate, hahaha!”

“Then hurry… and become a dem—”

“S-Sure must had been nice to be in a samurai clan back in your day, huh? Servants to do all the tedious chores and stuff so you could focus and train! May, maybe it’d be nice to hear some stories about when you were growing up! The boys would love to know their family history too, I’m sure!”

“…what chores…?”

“Oh, haha, oh, Grandfather! Did you not even know what chores were? What a charmed life—”

“What chores?” he stressed.

“Uhh---well---chopping trees, mostly.”

“Your ax… hand it to me…”

“Uhh… yes, sir.”

“I will chop your trees… so you… may advance… in your training…”

“Ye… yes, sir.”

-----

They had an excess of very high-quality wood on a regular basis. It sold so well on Tokito’s occasional trips into town that he found himself with more money than he ever had in his life. “Use it… to buy food…” Kokushibo instructed him. “Nourish your family… with it… buy warmer clothes… save your labor…”

Tokito had been raised being told that demons were evil, but he began to question that. They were all part of a world beyond humans, populated by Buddhas and Tengu and foxes, who was to say that their nature was entirely evil?

All at once, one night after months of the demon’s constant presence, he disappeared. Tokito and his wife cried with relief, and Tokito vowed to use the gifts the supernatural ancestor bestowed on them to raise his family well, and to never forget humility in the face of things outside their human experience.

But then he came back the following night.

“G-Grandfather,” he trembled. “Y-y-you’re back.”

“I went out… to feed. Now… continue… your practice…”

Inside, his wife cried on behalf of them both, for Tokito was too scared to anything but obey.

-----

Two years went by. With no choice, Tokito could not help that his swordsmanship improved. “Hhm,” Kokushibo nodded with approval. “Soon… I shall… find you a sword… no longer… a wooden one…”

“Aw, you don’t need to trouble yourself, Grandfather!”

“It is… no trouble… to steal one…”

“Well, what I mean is, I’m still so clumsy! Hahaha! Sure would be a waste of effort to kill myself by accident, wouldn’t it?”

“Hmm… you are right…”

“Hahaha!”

“I will… make you a demon first…”

“No! No, wait! I’ll keep practicing, I’ll keep practicing! Let’s hold off on a real sword until I’m ready!”

“You are… delaying… the inevitable…”

“And you are exceedingly patient, Grandfather!”

“That person… is not… so patient… he watches… and tells me… to hurry… and be done… with you…”

“Ghh!” he gulped as he went pale. He should never had forgotten his humility facing that which was outside human experience.

“Gra-a-a-a-nd-paaaa!” came a voice at the door of the hut. “Come fold origami with us!”

“I would… rather play Go…” the demon answered as he turned around and answered the summons.

“Go is boring!”

“You will… appreciate it when you are older…”

His wits. Tokito had to keep thinking with his wits.

-----

Another year went by. Kokushibo remained outwardly patient, but once again made mention of ‘that person.’

“He has… more tasks for me… than to be here… tonight… I will grant you his blood…”

“Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!” Tokito raised his voice at him. This was it. He had to enact his next plan. “What are all these ‘tasks’ anyway? You still take plenty of time away to be a hitman, what else could he possibly have you do?”

Kokushibo answered very simply. “Look for… the blue… spider lily.”

“Ha! Spider lilies aren’t blue, everyone knows that,” sneered Yuichiro.

“The spider lilies are all dead,” said Muichiro. “It’s winter.”

If Kokushibo had twelve eyebrows, he would had raised them in their direction. “I… see… winter… of course… they must… be seasonal…”

“Are you senile, Grandpa? Of course they’re seasonal. They only grow in autumn.”

“You see big patches of them all of a sudden!”

“Autumn… of course… how could I… had forgotten…”

“That’s to be expected, don’t be so hard on yourself, Grandfather,” Tokito’s wife sweetly smiled to him. “They’re a daytime flower, it must be so long since you’ve seen them.”

“Daytime… yes… of course… they’re under… the sun… no wonder… it’s been… impossible… for demons… for a thousand… years… that person’s… blood… is swelling… within me… with… frustration…”

With the rising tenseness in Kokushibo’s voice, Tokito’s muscle sprung with their own tension. “N-no wonder! How sad! How sad that demons can’t go under the sun! I hope I never—”

“That person… will give you… more time. For you… must search… in the daytime…”

“Ghh…” he swallowed. “Y… yes, sir.”

“That’s stupid,” said Yuichiro. “You’re not going to find any in winter.”

“Yes… it’s stupid. You will… search next autumn… and train… until then… and…”

“……….and……….?”

“Play… Go… with me. These rascals… have no… appreciation for… Go…”

“It’s boring, Grandpa!”

“I’m trying, I can’t remember all the rules!”

“Let’s play Shogi instead!”

“Fine… lay the board… let’s play Shogi…”

-----

Two more years passed. Tokito had reprieve from his training during the autumns to search for the blue spider lilies, and one untimely fall in those searches gave him a much longer reprieve from training. His leg was badly broken, and he spent most of the winter bedridden.

“Haha… I’m still so clumsy…” he laughed, covering up that he also wanted to cry.

“And now we have to do all your work,” grumbled Yuichiro.

“Are you still in pain, Dear?”

“A… a lot, yes…”

“Become… a demon…”

“N-no! I’m still so clumsy, I haven’t mastered any of the Sun Breath yet!”

“I don’t want Daddy to get hurt anymore,” Muichiro said with tear-stained eyes. “Next autumn, I’ll go look for the flowers instead.”

“Ghh!” Tokito and his wife looked to him, helpless to tell their son to stop.

“Very good… a good child…” Kokushibo patted his head. “You will… be useful… to that person… too…”

It had to stop. Tokito needed to hurry and eliminate this demon, for the sake of his family.

-----

The following autumn, his leg still bothered him. On most days it was fine, but when it rained or when he climbed too stiff of an incline, the pain kept coming back. He could not use it as any excuse to skip his training, though, for Kokushibo would use that as an excuse to rip him from his humanity.

He kept up the training, as well as ventured out through the mountains to search, and ventured down the mountain periodically to sell the wood that Kokushibo cut. On one of those trips into town, he overheard the gossip.

“I heard it was demons.”

He froze to the spot and listened. He knew it wasn’t Kokushibo, for he was careful not to cause any incidents that would inconvenience the Tokito family—a strange thing that Tokito was sorry for being grateful for. But, perhaps if an incident had occurred closer to them, he’d have heard the following gossip sooner.

“The Demon Slayers are sure to catch it.”

“Demon Slayers?”

“Swordsmen with the sun in their blades, they fight with Breaths to take those monsters down.”

Breaths! Like Sun Breathing!

“Um!” he butted in. “How can I find these Demon Slayers?”

“How? We don’t know. Do you have a demon on your hands, Tokito?”

“…Ghh!... N… No…” he bit his lip and rolled his eyes back to avoid looking at them as he lied.

Maybe there was someone out there who could help him. But how would he find them without raising Kokushibo’s suspicion? The stress made it hard for him to sleep and gave him headaches. His could not risk any talk of this at home, but his sweet wife could see how it pained him, and she whispered with a light cough to let her and the boys take care of searching for the blue spider lilies.

-----

His wife fell ill. A common thing, for humans.

“I’m sorry, Grandfather. For now while I’m still human, I still have human responsibilities to my family. I need to find medicine for her. I’ll be back after I go fetch a herb that will help.”

“You know not where… to find… the blue spider lily… but know… the location… of… a little… herb…?”

“Yes. I’ll be right back.”

“It’s… raining…”

“I know exactly where it is.”

“Where… is it…”

“It grows on the side of a cliff near here.”

“You… know… of plants… on a cliff… but not… the blue… spider lilies…? You… wreak… of… a liar…”

Tokito ran cold.

“And… to think… someone… as… clumsy… as you… would… try… in this… weather…? You…”

This was not the time for everything to crash and fail. His wife’s lungs were in a bad state, if Kokushibo were to do something to him now—

“…are… more… idiotic than I thought… stay here… my… stupid descendent. No wonder… you take… so long to progress…”

The demon very soon returned, unbothered by how his clothes and hair left dripping wet pools throughout their home. He did not know which herb it was so he had cleaned the cliffs of them, allowing Tokito to sort through and pick out the ones that would help. Tokito made them into a medicine to treat his wife, and while it eased her coughing over the following day, she was still in a worrisome state. Kokushibo rolled all six eyes before leaving again that night, returning very close to dawn with his hands full of medicines. “Something… in these… ought to do it…”

It took a little careful trial and error, but a few of them turned out to be very effective, and she soon made a complete recovery.

And now, Tokito had a debt to pay.

-----

He made progress in Sun Breathing. Something was breaking through, making sense in his muscles. Kokushibo watched all the more silently with each night. They both had the sense that there was a change coming soon. Tokito was on the last of his wits.

The time Kokushibo spent around his sons, influencing them… it likewise had to end.

“Grandfather,” he asked, his forehead against his thumbs. “Where do we go once I can no longer be in the sun?”

“You can reside here… as long as that person… allows you to… you want… to watch over your sons… do you not…?”

“I don’t know that much about demons. But if I become one, they’ll be in danger, won’t they?”

“…I will make certain… no harm… will come to your family…”

Tokito closed his eyes with a sigh. “Thank you.”

“Of the two of them… Muichiro… may also… be of use… to that person…”

“Ghh!” his whole chest tightened as much as his throat.

He had let this go on too long. How could he find them? How could he find the Demon Slayers? How could he do without ‘that person’ knowing?

----- The sun! Whatever action he took, it had to be under the protection of the sun!

“Tokito, good to see you!”

“It’s been months!”

“You had us worried.”

And humans! There was a strength in humans he couldn’t forget, and must always find himself humbled by. Anything he could ever accomplish on his own was so small, but with the help of more people! “Thank you for keeping us in mind! My wife fell ill a while, but she’s recovered now.”

“Psst. Are you still, you know?”

“You know?” another one asked, biting her lip and rolling her eyes back a second. “You know?”

“Ah… ah!! Yes!”

“Not to worry, lad,” an old man patted his shoulder. “Your family’s fallen on hard times, and that’s a shame. We’ve spread word of your family, and it’ll reach the right ears soon.” With a grin, the old lady next to him pointed to a crow flying overhead.

“Ahhh!” his eyes watered, and he bowed so low his face nearly hit his knees. “Thank you so much!”

“Hold your head up, young man. Do your roots proud!”

Yes. Even if his roots were Kokushibo, he could not allow himself to lose his humanity. There was still hope!

-----

Tokito had to protect his family. This Breath had a power, a power strong enough to make ‘that person’ want to rid the world of anyone who could use it. Maybe it was ungrateful to hone it as a gift to his eventual rescuers, a weapon that they might use.

A weapon they might use against Kokushibo, the ancestor who had spent years teaching it to him.

After a long day of training in the rays of the sun and well into the night, Tokito returned to his home, already dark inside. Muichiro and Yuichiro were wrapped up in their futon and using Kokushibo’s knees for pillows. All six of his eyes opened slowly, focused solely on Tokito. “You’ve… grown much stronger… it’s time soon… for a sword…”

-----

A knock came at the door. “That’s odd,” his wife blinked her big green eyes to it. They were not used to visitors.

“I’ll get it!!” Tokito shouted with a smile and bounded over to it. Their cry for help had been answered! It had to be buff, strong swordsmen, ready to rescue them and eliminate the demon—

He pulled wide the door, and against the light, there was the silhouette of two small children, and a demure lady in a traveling kimono.

No, this was wrong. Something was wrong. There was something special about these people, but they were not the Demon Slayers he waited for. As his breath tightened, the woman searched his face with growing concern. One of the children at her side looked inside the house, starting first on the woman with the big green eyes, and then the two identical children with long hair, staring back at the door while their Go board was illuminated by the outside light, and then to the dark corner of the house, where a demon sat and stared back.

“Ubu… ya… shi… ki?”

-----

(((And then, the author who only wanted to write a short crack fic, put the fic away, scared by the evil she had unleashed.)))

[incorrect-astrologyquotes]

Since my FNaF phase is back with the new game, I present to you...

🌸✨Zodiac Signs as Five Nights at Freddy's Characters✨🌸

(Note: It's written solely for entertainment purposes, none of these are intended to represent you💖)

(Note N°2: I'm not English so forgive me for any grammar mistakes)

🔥 Fire Signs🔥

• Leo ♌: Glamrock Freddy 👨‍🎤 🐻

Now it might not look like it but Leos have a heart of gold. If you're in danger Leos WOULD come to the rescue and help you out, just like Glamrock Freddy with Gregory. They also are very good at making people feel better about themselves, always hyping everyone up.. it's just how they are! Sweet little lions💝.

"Way to go, Superstar!" -Glamrock Freddy, Security Breach.

• Aries ♈: Foxy the Pirate Fox 🦊

OG Foxy is one of the characters who needs the most attention, wouldn't you say? Aries is no different, they need your attention and if you won't give it, they'll keep pestering you and drain your energy. Just like Pirates, Aries can obtain everything *wink wink*.

"Yar har har! Never underestimate the cunning of a pirate!" -Foxy, UCN.

• Sagittarius ♐: Funtime Freddy 🎈🧸

Most of the time you'll find energetic Sagittariuses that just brighten up the mood, whenever you're near them you'll feel better because their joy is contagious. Fun fact: Did you know that Sagittariuses have a rarely-expressed psychotic side? They often just ignore the conflicts but when it's too much you'll experience their wrath, and we don't want that.. do we🌹?

"I feel so full... Of mischief!" -Funtime Freddy, Special Delivery.

🌬️ Air Signs 🌬️

• Gemini ♊: Sun|Moon Drop 🌞 🌚

Gemini can have two moods: Happy, ray of sunshine like Sundrop and remain calm even in the worst situations + entertain everyone cause they're funny as hell & Scary, mysterious and just that vibe that screams 'RUN' like Moondrop (But don't worry, as long as you don't cross their boundaries you'll be just fine!)✨

"Are ya having fun yet? Are ya? Are ya?!" -Sundrop, Security Breach.

• Libra ♎: Balloon Boy 🎈 👦

Balloon Boy just SCREAMS Libra energy! He seems to be a shy sort of character, looking cheerful judging by his laughter and frankly so are our scales. Libras do cause some troubles, too... But that's because they just want to play! Little pranksters💓.

"Hi. Hello." -B.B., FNaF 2.

• Aquarius ♒: Phone Guy 📞

Aquariuses often appear as nonchalant people, meaning that they don't involve nor care about certain events. Phone Guy, too, doesn't particularly tells what's ought to happen to the guard. Despite that, he tries his best to inform the player about the DOs and DON'Ts of the game. He keeps telling the player that "there's nothing to worry about"... But everything is to worry about💮.

"Uhh... well, if you're hearing this, you made it to day two. Uhh, congrats!" -Phone Guy, FNaF 1.

🌱 Earth Signs 🌱

• Taurus ♉: Chica the Chicken 🐔

Despite the stereotypical "Taurus likes to eat therefore they should be made into a character that spends most of the time in the kitchen" [Which isn't completely true] they really resemble our lovely Chica. They're kind, joyful, nice, harmless and always ready to share. Of course it's recommended to NOT provoke them 💐.

"Let's Eat!" -Chica's Loading Message, FNaF World.

• Virgo ♍: Happy Frog 🐸

Many Virgos have a loud and cheerful personality, which is why they resemble Happy Frog's personality. Happy Frog is shown to be fun loving, childlike, and innocent, although an additional feminine voice in the background is heard during one of Happy Frog's lines, painting an entirely different picture. With their friendly personality, Virgos make a lot of friends. And you know what that means? More friends, more gossip! Amazing isn't it?🍃

"You and I don't get to talk as often as I'd like!" -Happy Frog, UCN.

• Capricorn ♑: Ballora 🩰

Of course I'd turn our lovely Capricorns into Ballora and here's why: Ballora is seductive and deadly, seemingly calm and composed. Their Poker Face (or Resting B*tch Face, however you prefer calling it) is often just a mask to hide their true intentions. Capricorns have a sharp hearing (speaking from experience) which is often used for gossips and other things 🌺.

"I could hear you... Breathing." -Ballora, UCN.

🌊 Water Signs 🌊

• Scorpio ♏: Mangle 👾

Scorpios often have this strongly built emotional wall around themselves. Mangle is shown as a malicious, twisted and sadistic animatronic because it searches for revenge after what they had to go through in the Kids' cove. Scorpios tend to protect their emotional walls from unwanted guests, that's why they can appear as menaces to some people [Even tho they aren't, I love y'all Scorpios so much remember that]💘. On the bright note - they're the best friends you'll ever get, a true treasure!

"I wanted to wait until just the right moment to drop in!" -Mangle, UCN

• Pisces ♓: The Puppet/Marionette 🎎

It's no wonder and no surprise that Pisces would be The Puppet with their unhealthy obsession with music and constant need to keep an eye on everyone else. But don't get on their wrong side! Fishes are slippery therefore won't hesitate to get out of the box and give you a lesson💖.

"The others are under my protection..." -Puppet, UCN.

• Cancer ♋: Bonnie the Bunny 🐰

Cancers are one of the best listeners in the world (talking from experience) and when you look into their eyes you just SEE the warmth and the understanding. So are Bonnie's eyes - they emanate comfort. They also look very huggable 💗.

"I remember how I used to talk to Bonnie... I used to complain to him about my parents." -Jessica, FNaF: The Silver Eyes.

[bluezey]

Talk like a Pirate Day!

Alberto: yar! Har har! Arr!

Luca: uhh, arr

[elsapheonix]

Wolffe with a halo

“Hey Wolffe, look there's a letter here” Gregor called

“Alright” I called

“It’s for you can I read it?” Gregor asked

“For me? Uhh no I’ll be there in just a second” I said and I left the Bedroom and went the table where Gregor was. He handed me the Letter. My breath caught when I saw the handwriting on the envelope

Return Address:

Wild space Coordinates

G-9 76937-O-930

Commander Wolffe Koon

Seelos

AT-AT Imperial Walker

“Oh my….” I said trailing off and then I tore into the letter before my fear caused me to throw it away.

My Beloved Wolffe Koon,

Kah-ta-yar Wolffe, how are you after all these years? These year go by slow without you here by my side, it’s been so long. I still love you more than anything else. Especially more than my own life. I even discarded rules for you. The Jedi Code was probably the biggest one, but I didn't care and i still don't. There is not a day that goes by that I don't think about you, not a day goes by without me missing you, my Angel. It’s so hard being away from you day in and day out. It’s hard to do anything without you. You were, still are, and will always be my everything, my life, my world, my angel and my reason for living, for fighting, for existing. I believe it’s the will of the force that we meet and that I fell in love with you. Too me you are an Angel from the force. I could go on but then I’d need an entire notebook and it’s not easy to put a notebook in a envelope. You would know.

Do you ever think of the good times, Angel? About the Clone wars? I know I do. Almost everyday. The wolfpack was my family, My clan, My Aliit. Although they are not really my Brothers It sometimes felt as they were. Aliit ori'shya tal'din, Family is more than blood. I loved each and everyone of them, no man was just a clone. Losing then was the worst part of Order 66.

I miss everything of the clone wars, i guess when you grow up in a war zone you come too miss it when life changes. I miss taking down clankers, pranking shinnies with boost, leading assaults, hanging out with boost and sinker, destroying astromechs, fighting the sith, disobeying direct orders, Pissing off Rex, being able to use my lightsabers, spending countless hours with you doing ship duties, us breaking rules just so Master Plo would put us on deck duty while they all went down to battle, our countless arguments, even the ones over stupid things, scaring you with my piloting, you spending the night with me when I had the bad dreams, goofing off while doing paper work with you and the time we spent in the med after one of us had gotten hurt. I miss you're singing, and the silly little pet names you had for me. Most of all I miss Master Plo and you. I miss you more than him, Angel.

I had thought I had lost you forever after the purge, I wish I had not left you Angel, it has bothered me for longer than i can remember. I was a fool when I thought we were better a part, when in reality we are always better together. I had an harder time hiding from the empire on my own, I actually have been captured and escaped many times each time changing my name. I now go by Elisa Koon and have not been captured since Ahsoka and I started the rebels. I’ve made many reckless and stupid decisions. Some of them i’m sure would had been prevented had you been with me or had I stayed with you. I was a coward for leaving you and running like i did. I was afraid. I didn't even thank you for saving my life, Didn't even say goodbye. I abandoned you and I’m so so sorry.

I would like to see you again even if you don't look the same as you did before. It’s been so long and Rex says I need to stop pushing people away, I haven’t let anyone get close to me. He’s right I need to stop pushing people away and locking them out, Especially my Angelic Riduur. Speaking of Rex he couldn't figure out who I was and I eventually had to tell him who I was then he told me that you and gregor were camping out in an Imperial Walker on Seelos hunting Juppa's. That doesn't seem like a good way to spend the rest of your days.

Personally I think you’d be better off here with me Angel. I know you don't want too join our fight against the empire and you don't have to if you don't want too. I would never make you do anything. If you were to come I will protect you, I won't let anyone hurt you, never again. You remember that promise I made too you after Kholum right? Well, I’ll still stand too it. No one is ever going to hurt you again on my watch, not if I can help it, Angel.

I don't use my Lightsabers much anymore unless I have too, but I do keep them on me at all times, hidden of course. I mentioned I had to use a different name right? Elisa Koon, I have it as the shortened version of my real name Elizabeth Koon, Force how I hate that name. I’ve lost count of how many I have had. All have been shortened versions of my real one. I’ve used a different last name every time. I’ve been El Vizsla, Eliz Diana, Lily Uma, Lisa Tiana, Lisbeth Bonjo, Ela Vila, Izzy Tuttle, Libby Gulo, Beth Di Angelo, Bess Lupus, Bette Kyzie, Bessie Humble, and once I even used my full name Elizabeth Phoenix. Now I am Elisa Koon.

I decided it was time that I went back to my married name. I have even started to wear the diamond band you gave me again. If you do come I would like to redo our vows or even do a public wedding since the one we had was private. I’m sure you’d like that to.

We have found many of our Vods, Angel. Several of them, like yourself, don't want too fight so we provide them shelter and protection, I’m over that part of the rebellion. Some of them fight only as a last resort if we are really in a pickle, actually that's how all of them are. They like to help with planning and spare small jobs we have that need to be done, Comet, Sinker and Boost are some of the ones that are around.

The rebellion is lead by Ahsoka Tano, Separatist leader Commander Sato, Hera Syndulla and myself. We have been helping many systems who are in need because of the empire. Oh yeah, Senator bail Organa and princess Leia Organa secretly lead us in our fight while pretending to support the empire. I’ve edited my Armor, added extensions to it and made it bigger so it would fit me, I also changed it’s color from purple to grey. It’s markings match the ones on you're clone armor.

If you and Gregor do come I’ll find a cure for your fast aging. We’ve found cures for the ones that are here, aside from Rex, but it’s different for every clone, we have a serem but it has to be altered for every clone, we are currently altering it for Rex and I’m sure we could alter the serum for gregor. Not so sure about yourself since at one point you were a Werewolf. We may have to unblock the werewolf part of your blood, which would make you a wolf again.

I know you might not be too keen too that Idea but I highly doubt the serum could be altered for you seeing as you have wolfblood in you still. It wasn't actually removed like you thought I just used the force to contain it and make it inactive. We will try to do the serum but if we can't i’m going to free the wolf-blood. I don’t want you to die on me anytime soon. I don’t think I could live without you my beautiful Angel. It’s not fair that we are the same age yet you're near the end of your life.

It’s boring here, some of these guys have less personality than some of than some of the shinnes fresh off of Kamino did. And that’s saying something.

After battles were always fun with you and the wolfpack. Especially if Rex and the 501st were involved. Those boys were always having a party. I remember Rex’s favorite phrase at those times “It’s always a party in the 501st”

Master Skywalker is not Darth Vader like we thought he was. So the mystery of who Darth Vader is, is still open. Master Skywalker is currently being held at an imperial complex. Highest security one. I think the emperor is keeping him alive too use his force signature too give to whomever darth vader is too make it seem as if master Skywalker is Darth Vader.

I know for a fact he’s not I came across files, imperial files of where he is being kept and his cell number. That's not information I can put in this letter. I have a few guesses at who Vader is.

I think he is Master Jrul, Master Pong Krell, or Master Quinlan Vos. Though he could be another fallen Jedi I think these three are the most likely. This would be a conversation best for comms or better yet being face to face.

I really wish you were here with me Angel, I need someone who understands me. I need you more than I ever thought my Angel.

If you decide to come you can write and I’ll come pick you up or you can just call Rex, I’m not in the command center often so the chances of them getting a comm message to me is slim.

Hope too see you again Angel,

Love,

Elsa Phoenix-Koon

“I...She….” I stumbled over the words I wanted to say. Gregor took the letter from my hands, I was in complete shock and could feel my eyes starting to water. “She still loves me” I finally choke out

“Of course she does Wolffe, she’s your wife, she’ll love you no matter what” Gregor says

“She’d be safer finding someone else” I say

“You don’t really belive that do you?” Gregor says

“I miss her, but I don’t want to risk hurting her” I say

“I doubt you could ever hurt her, she’s a strong kid” Gregor says, “We should go, sounds too me that she really wants you there”

“But…”

“No buts” Gregor says “I’m comning Rex”

“Wonderful” I say when Gregor leaves the room.

[corruptimles]

Candytufts: When do you feel most loved? ; Freesia: What are three good things that have happened in the past month? ; Rhodendron: What is something you used to believe in as a child? ; Transvaal Daisy: What’s your favorite item of clothing? and the one's you were probably expecting Yar- Sweet Pea: How much sleep did you get last night?

Candytufts: When do you feel most loved?

Validation on art, or enjoying things with others 

Freesia: What are three good things that have happened in the past month? 

Uhh had a supply of good cookies for a while, bought something for myself that I’m excited to get (I havent done that in forever), and reached 1k followers on Twitter 

Rhodendron: What is something you used to believe in as a child? 

That teachers lived in the schools they worked at

Transvaal Daisy: What’s your favorite item of clothing? 

My hoodie that has Hanzo’s dragon pattern on the sleeve that my friend Tie got me for Christmas some years ago 

Yar- 

V-

Sweet Pea: How much sleep did you get last night?

5 or 6

[Flower Asks]

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my favorite tng episodes in no particular order because i said i might do this and i have given up on all my core values and beliefs

(in no particular order)

all good things

my 100% favorite

science !

this is what got me into star trek so yknow

q is highly good in this ep

data + contractions

Future Everyone is very important to me

tapestry

y'all know what's up

it needed to be on here

chaotic neutral q is chaotic

angel one

i actually hate this episode

riker titty

the measure of a man

theres a lot of eps on this list i have nothing to say that hasnt already been said. theres a really solid list of the objectively best episodes and ill only have things to say about ones that Aren't on that list

data good

what is more important than data

deja q

q is petty

10/10

yesterday's enterprise

tasha yar :((

the offspring

i am SOFt on MaiN about this ACTUALLY

:,((((

they deserved better and i am so so so sad lore didnt get to appear and revive his NIECE

im sad about this

sarek

sarek

brothers

i like lore

noonien suck

i like data as well

data's day

keiko and data both make me soft on main

so what's not to like

also who is going to listen to these logs? how does this help anyone

other than me, who has seen this episode. more than once

qpid

this episode wasnt my fav q episode but

its called "qpid" and the netflix description was "an old flame of picard's appears again" and when i first read that i kind of just Stared For A While because that really sounds like its q, right? like im not crazy here? thats what it sounds like?

anyway this gets to be on here because the netflix description is bad

the host

beverly has gorlfreind

in theory

this episode is bad actually

its in here on principle because i dont feel like im legally allowed to leave out a data episode

but i actually really hate this one ngl

ensign ro

ro laren

unification

spock

hero worship

god im soft

everyone shut up i just wanna sit here and look at data

the masterpiece society

geordi gets rights

10/10

cause and effect

cinematic POETRY

i LOVE THIS

THANK U FRAKES FOR THIS EPISODE

i, borg

yeah im soft for hugh, what of it

the inner light

its the inner light

am i supposed to not put it on here??

times arrow

period clothing period clothing pe

a fistful of datas

holy shit

is it considered horny on main if i say hollander made me a sub

i dont care, actually

ive said it and theres no going back

chain of command

its really good

light

frame of mind

more cinematic POETRY

riker deserved better but also he didnt really

riker does theater

like canonically!

descent

i like lore

lore deserved better

i like part ii better than part i

phantasms

[checks notes] bird

sub rosa

ahhaha just kidding

fuck sub rosa

lower decks

TAURIK AND LAVELLE

i love this ep actually

it gave this real uhh different perspective of the show!

insight into characters

taurik and lavelle have the exact same dynamic as k/s. except lavelle is more of a bitch so its a bit less gay. but taurik (the actor said) is framed directly off of spock. so

turns out every single vulcan/human relationship is in fact centered around Weird Gay Banter. can you believe it? i cant.

thine own self

data almost kills an entire village

he saves them tho

did you know that if data doesnt believe he doesnt have emotions, he has emotions?

he spends this episode believing himself to have emotions and hes! ourtwardly emotional for a lot of it!

really beautiful ep. he stares at the stars and swears theres somewhere out there where there is no need or pain. really nice moment

he learns himself to be "different" and hides himself so as to not scare a little girl :(

i lvoe him

masks

must an episode be good

is it not enough for brent spiner to do funny voices

elementary, my dear data

home of sexual

[sailorsanghelios]

Halo for Beginners Part 2: The Covenant

Hey guys! So I’m sorry it took so long to do my second part, the past few months have been kind of rough, but I’m excited to continue my Halo for Beginners series. So now lets jump into some cool lore stuff

Please note the content warnings from the previous post are still in place, and also I will be talking about all factions from a non spoilery aspect that mostly focuses on the original Bungie trilogy.

Here’s a link to my first post in this series!

So I decided to begin talking about the factions in Halo with my favorite faction in the original Halo trilogy… the Covenant. These are the main guys you’re fighting against and shooting at.

So the Covenant is a religious conglomerate that worships the Forerunners, which is the now extinct (or so they say) alien species that created the Halo rings. The foundation of the Covenant religion is that the Forerunners are gods, and they achieved godhood by activating the Halo rings...meaning if the Covenant activates the rings, then they become gods too. If you remember me talking about the plot of Halo in the last part you can uhh...see the problem here.

The Covenant are at war with humanity because of us being the true Reclaimers, or heirs of the Forerunners, and they decided to exterminate us, because if anyone found out about our status their entire society would crumble.

The Covenant are made up of a lot of species, so I’m going to talk about them in order of their caste in the hierarchy, in the most spoiler free way possible.

So first up is the San ‘Shyuum, or as the humans call them, Prophets. They are the religious and political leaders of Covenant society. The human name for them “Prophet” is a bit of a misnomer, because that’s a religious title only some of them possess. The Covenant government is run by three High Prophets, who serve as both political and religious leaders (like think the President and the Pope as the same person). In the time of the first Halo trilogy, these Prophets are named the Prophet of Truth, the Prophet of Mercy and the Prophet of Regret, There's many minor Prophets that work under them, and of course there are Prophets who work in secular work too.

The Prophets in the Covenant are descendants of exiles from their home planet Janjur Qom, who left the planet after deciding to activate a Forerunner ship, while those that remained on the planet thought it was sacrilege. This ship, the Dreadnaught, now serves as the main power grid of the Covenant space station and capital, High Charity. Only a few hundred of them were among these exiles, and for this reason, Prophets have very tight regulations on reproduction, and many of them are banned from reproducing. It is believed that the Prophet homeworld was consumed by its star, and that the population on High Charity is the last of their kind. Because of their home world having a different form of gravity compared to High Charity, all Prophets need some sort of mobility aid, with the lower classes using a gravity belt, and the higher classes having gravity chairs. Because of their non combatant roles, Prophets first appear in Halo 2 when we get to see more of the Covenant outside of combat roles.

So up next is my personal favorite and the namesake of my blog.

The Sangheili! Or as they’re called in game, the Elites. They hail from the planet Sanghelios -points at username and winks-. They’re the second highest ranked species, and one of the two founding Covenant species, after they went to war with the Prophets in like…. 800 BCE or something like that. The two species realized they’d just annihilate each other so they ended up creating a joint society that evolved into the Covenant. They are the military backbone of the Covenant, making up most of their high ranking military officers. They’re a very proud and haughty species, who are fixated on honor and glory. They’re the creators of the Energy Sword (of Energy Sword Sunday fame) and the only ones legally allowed to use them.

Sangheili are very naturally intelligent but millennia of having been pigeonholed as “the warriors” of their society has stunted their non military achievements. To die in battle is the most honorable way a Sangheili can die, and they are often cold and callous to lower ranked species in their command, because they expect the same from them. Some miscellaneous facts about them are they hate doctors because they think they dishonorably draw blood from people. Some Sangheili would rather die then visit a doctor. They also don’t believe in dads raising children, (because they think it promotes nepotism)  and the male figures in their lives as kids tend to be their maternal uncles. Female Sangheili do not serve in the military, but they’re the ones basically running the show on Sanghelios and on their colonies.

So up next are the Jiralhanae, or as the humans call them, Brutes. They are the newest addition to the Covenant, having only been assimilated in about fifty years before the first game. They hail from the planet Doisac and at the time the Covenant found them they were recovering from nuclear war and were easy to absorb in.

The Brutes are probably the strongest of the Covenant species, and they quickly gained more and more social standing because of their might and also how eager they were to please the Prophets. Their society has a patriarchal and tribal basis, which is also reflected in their military units which are often led by a Chieftain. The Elites do not like them at all, and see them as a threat to their millennia long chokehold on being the best of the best fighters for the Covenant, Elite and Brute fleets are segregated, and you almost never see them serving in the same unit. For this reason Brutes don’t show up in game until Halo 2, since the only Covenant in the first game are from the Fleet of Particular Justice, which is an Elite fleet.

This is the Mgalekgolo, or as the humans call them Hunters. (This is the only species where I always call them by the human nickname because I can never remember the real name). These big boys are actually… a bunch of little boys! They might not look it in that big hefty armor, but they’re actually a mass of worms called Lekgolo that formed into one being. The Hunters were the first species the Prophets and Elites pacified and and join the Covenant...because they ate a bunch of Forerunner artifacts in their home planet Te. Because they’re metal eating worms.

The Hunters are very mysterious since they can’t talk the way other species do, and instead vibrate. When a Hunter is formed, it always ends up splitting into two Hunters, and these Hunters are called “bond brothers”. Hunters are deployed in combat more like a tank would be, as opposed to a soldier, and are always deployed with their bond brother. If a Hunter’s bind brother dies, they go into a giant frenzy, and will tear apart anything in its path in a suicidal rampage.

Okay so Kig-yar! Or Jackals as the humans call them. the Jackals come from the moon Eayn which orbits the planet Chu’ot ( and it’s a real life planet that we know of as “HD 69830 d” which is super cool!) Despite their nickname, Jackals are actually avian aliens. They have a large amount of genetic diversity, and have different subspecies, though all of them can breed with each other! Unlike most Covenant species, the Jackals are matriarchal and usually have female leaders. Their entire way of life is based in a history of piracy in their home planet, where they basically just fought each other until they figured out space flight.

The Jackals have a unique role in the Covenant, and they’re not particularly religious. Instead they’re more of mercenaries for hire, who are in a business arrangement with the Prophets.  They’re basically a race of space pirates, and when anything fishy and illegal is going on in Covenant space, it can often be traced back to them.

So the Yanme’e (or Drones as the humans call them) aren’t really focused on very much, and I actually don’t know a huge amount about them. They joined the Covenant sometime after the first millennium and hail from the planet Palamok, and they’re well...they’re bugs. They have a government format that’s similar to a bee hive, where a single female queen is in charge of a colony, and then she has her reproductive drones and her workers. The Queens made a deal with the Covenant to force lower ranked Drones into their service in exchange for...not destroying their planet I guess.

Within the Covenant, Drones are mostly used for mechanical engineering, but they have combat roles too. Like the Brutes and the Prophets, the Drones first appear in Halo 2, but unlike the former two there’s not really a lore reason for that. Maybe Bungie was just like “you know what’d be fun….bugs that shoot you”.

So the lowest on the totem pole is the poor little Unggoy...or the Grunts as humans call them. Yeah the name says it all, these little guys are karmic kickballs. They come from the planet Balaho and they’re the only Covenant species (and honestly known species in the galaxy) that doesn’t breathe oxygen, and instead they breathe methane, and have to wear gas masks. These little guys were absorbed into the Covenant in the 22nd century, and were almost instantly turned into slaves and canon fodder for the Covenant.

These will be the ones you’re shooting the most, and they’re usually quite cowardly and run away when they’re left to their own devices and their superiors fall. However they don’t exist just to be cute joke characters. They can be quite fierce when provoked, as the Covenant learned in the Great GruntRebellion during the 25th century. They’re also very intelligent in ways one wouldn’t expect, such as language acquisition and philosophy. So don’t totally underestimate them!

And last we have…

These are the Huragok, or as humans call them, the Engineers. The Engineers are considered more of...tools then anything and they aren’t technically alive! They’re a biological supercomputer created by the Forerunners and who were left behind and later found by the Covenant. They’re born from essentially multiple Engineers working together to collect pieces and make a new one (if you’ve ever seen that movie Robots from years ago with Robin Williams and how they literally had a “build your own baby kit”? That’s basically what the Engineers do). The most important thing when creating a new Engineer is to have the buoyancy correct so they  can breathe and float correctly. Engineers have unique names based on their initial buoyancy at birth such as “Lighter than Some” or “Drifts Aimlessly”

Engineers are very pacifist by nature, their only drive is to build and fix things. They have been known to help out humans, as they don’t truly see them as foes, and are basically only with the Covenant because they supply them with things to fix. They do like making friends and the very first causality in the war was actually caused by an Engineer defending his Grunt friend against a human during first contact. Also you’ll never actually encounter an Engineer in normal game play in the first three Halo games (they made their first in game appearence in Halo 3:ODST which is also included on the MCC), as they were cut late from development from the first game. However in the first PC release of Halo CE it was possible to mod them back in because the code was mostly finished before they were cut, and possibly this might be possible in the Steam release, if you wanna see squishy jellyfish friends.

So that’s it for my premier for the Covenant species. probably kind of a weird place to begin but it’s probably my favorite part of the Halo lore so I was excited to write it, Next time will be humans and I promise I will get it out quicker.