#ultrajail

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Please tell me what your au is about pls don't make me scroll down PLEASEEE !!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

wasn’t sure which one you meant, so here’s a brief summary of all of them under the cut (excluding walden and kardhaus, who are mostly joke ocs)

fantabastille au: a mainly oc-centric au mainly about the warden and mistress’ son, jailer! this takes place in the future!warden timeline, so jailer ends up getting caught up in the middle of the warden and the mistress’ war for control of earth and becomes the warden of his own division of superjail/ultraprison for his own safety. from there, he and his staff run the titular prison like a hotel/containment area for all sorts of aliens that might want to wage war on superjail/ultraprison

warden 2.0 au: a “what if” scenario based on the episode jailbot 2.0, wherein jailbot 2.0 takes control of the warden and the rest of the staff have to fight a lot harder to get superjail back to normal.

first draft au: an au in which all the characters use their concept designs/incorporate unused ideas.

future!stingray au: wherein lord stingray becomes dictator of the world in the future instead of the warden. the au primarily focuses on the (extremely dysfunctional) ultrajail/superprison alliance’s efforts to take stingray down and restore things to normal.

electrolux and warren are actually part of a larger tumblr-wide collaborative au called sexyman descendants, they have stories of their own but they’re not overtly connected to superjail besides the parts where they interact w their respective dads.

stepbros au: haven’t posted much about this one, but it’s an au where all my warden fankids (including the joke ones) are simultaneously canon and live with the warden + first draft!warden in superjail. yes, this setup is exactly as much of a nightmare as you’d think.

[superjail-warden-rp]

Hhhmm *Gretta hums thoughtfully as she thinks over all that he has told her. You two share a room...I think, so you'd know if anything was out of place you can't find her via DNA which leads to a possibility that she was transformed into something else like a werewolf, or taken off the world. Your sister governs ultrajail and she hasn't seen her. You also don't possibly have enemies...that doesn't lead to a lot of options to choose from

I had Jailbot look, but there were no clues anywhere!

[budapsht]

Well, this unusual variant visited my thoughts and I could not hold my hands. yeah. Other under cut, becasue little bloody things.

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the supernatural guy confesses to being in love with the other supernatural guy (but it’s unrequited and he is immediately banished to supermegaultrahell for being gay), november 2020, colourised

[cakesdown]

Ultrajail with K Pop

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potential spoilers for the future!stingray au under the cut ig

idk if i’ll canonize this but the idea of stingray being taken out by some accident caused by the twins’ (who are p minor characters in this au) shenanigans after everything the ultrajail/superprison alliance has gone through to stop him is really funny to me. the resistance is just kinda staring at his corpse bc like. that was anticlimactic but problem solved ig?

cue the superjail staff having to physically restrain the warden from building a communication device so he can declare war on the twins’ home planet for “stealing his thunder”

[budapsht]

;-;

[mariotomchev]

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some more stuff abt the future!stingray au

- a bunch of the more notable inmates (ie. ash, nicky, gary and bird) have been promoted to high-ranking minions/commanders for stingray’s army. promoting a bunch of random convicts to lead/command an army has gone exactly as well as you’d expect (read: very poorly), but stingray keeps them around anyway because they can lead the stingtroopers competently enough to hold off the ultrajail/superprison alliance.

- the resistance can’t definitively decide on whether their team name is “ultrajail” or “superprison”. they’ve taken to calling it both just so the warden will stop starting this argument.

- the inmates of superjail and ultraprison are supposed to be fighting against stingray on the side of their respective prisons, but their numbers (in terms of inmates and minor staff members) have been decimated, with a fuckton of their respective inmates defecting from the side of the prisons and joining stingray instead (because why wouldn’t they, the warden/mistress basically drafted them and treated them as cannon fodder, plus stingray’s promising them a lot of perks if they join his side)

- of course, stingray’s not much better in that regard, since unless they have a particularly useful set of abilities, most inmates/minor staff start out as stingtroopers and he views those as completely expendable.

- fang is still around, but he barely grew bigger than he is in canon (it turns out that only female crynoks get giant as adults). stingray still spoils him like he is a giant monster by giving him a giant enclosure to himself and feeding his enemies to him.

- this au still uses the “(almost) nobody dies permanently” rule and things are regularly reset back to the status quo if they get too bad. unfortunately, the status quo is still a very bad situation.

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fun fact abt the future!stingray au: the warden hates the abundance of stingray’s logo in this universe and makes a point to remove it from anything that the ultrajail/superprison alliance manages to claim from stingray. this is in spite of the fact that the warden plasters his face on basically every other thing in superjail. the irony of this is completely lost on him.

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ik it’s actually because both parts of time police are from season 1 and lord stingray wasn’t introduced until season 2, but i headcanon that he acted as a resistance to superjail in the future!warden timeline (basically what the superprison/ultrajail alliance does in the future!stingray au). as for why we never canonically see him, i imagine he was killed by future!warden’s forces, followed soon after by the rest of his resistance.

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the funniest thing abt future stingray au!warden’s outfit to me is that he chooses to look like that. he could easily shapeshift himself a clean suit and ditch the (stolen) stingtrooper uniform and helmet, but he just. doesn’t. the rest of the superprison/ultrajail alliance are lowkey super annoyed with him because they can’t shapeshift and have to keep their current (dirty and/or stolen) wardrobe

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snake isn’t necessarily canon to the future!stingray au, but i’m writing content for him anyway bc adding him doesn’t really affect the plot of the au and he’s fun to write

- he immediately defected from superjail after he was drafted, even before stingray got the upper hand. the other inmates thought he was just being stupid but ended up following suit once it turned out that he was right

- he’s a low-ranking stingtrooper for the entirety of the au’s plot, but he never stopped holding out for a promotion. he’s extremely jealous of fang for being stingray’s beloved second-in-command and something stingray will always prioritize over the rest of his forces.

- he developed a very strong fixation on wanting to be the one to kill the warden, in the hopes that it would win him stingray’s attention and approval and maybe even affection. it’s not because of how the warden treated him/the rest of the inmates at superjail, but because the warden is the most vocal about deposing stingray (and because snake holds a “my friends’ enemies are my enemies” philosophy anyway). this grudge doesn’t extend to the rest of the superprison/ultrajail alliance, because he’s not very familiar with the rest of the superjail staff or the ultraprison staff (the events of stingstress didn’t happen in this au, so he doesn’t see the mistress as “competition”)

- stingray completely forgot about him by the time the events of the au take place, since he promoted the inmates who were closer in his social circle and snake is Just Some Guy to everyone he meets. not only does stingray not remember snake’s name, but he also doesn’t remember his stingtrooper number or what branch of his forces he’s supposed to be fighting in.