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[daenystheedreamer]

three of my insane westeros OCs

 JEYNE WHENT: jeyne whent is a lady-in-waiting oc for danelle lothston (cough cough self insert cough). the whents were canonically sworn to house lothston and i can see their daughters being companions for them. well danelle’s maids keep dying and disappearing and it’s jeyne’s turn to be handmaiden! they have a horrible relationship which ends in danelle perishing in harrenhal not by jeyne’s hand but certainly by jeyne’s will :) 

danelle is ambiguously dragonseed idk how ive tried making the lothston family tree but fucking lucas the panhandler and manfryd and manfred keep fucking it up. basically shes got the DAWG in her. she bathes in blood elisabeth bathory style and visits the god’s eye because she believes the god’s eye is basically a time vortex and she wants dark sister. and jeyne is like bloodraven has dark sister. and danelle is like he has it NOW he didnt have it THEN. and jeyne is all girl what the fuck are you on about but she doesnt say that cos she doesnt wanna get murdered.

DAENYS TARGARYEN: ok this one is INSANE. so i have this alternate timeline au where after maegor imprisons viserys (aenys’ second son, the one who got tortured and died rip) he’s like hey whats better than 3 wives? 4 wives and one of them is my nephew (no black brides yet). maybe THATS how ill get an heir. 

so he uses blood magic to essentially omegafy poor viserys and they have three abominations children (sorry viserys): Jaehaerys, Daenys and Viserra. only death can pay for life so Jaehaerys (our Jae the Wise, in this au he gets murdered rip) died for Jaehaerys, Poxy Jeyne Poore died for Daenys and Tyanna of the Tower died for Viserra.

Daenys is Haunted by the Visions and by the ghost of Poxy Jeyne. plus her dad-mother viserys is Haunted and her dad-father maegor is maegor AND her younger sister viserra is visenya kin AND she has shameful lesbian desire for her aunt/cousin rhaena AND her cousin/step-sister/sister-in-law aerea. daenys is like what if u were raised by the most traumatised man in the world and the most evil man in the world and all your family is married to each other and you are LITERALLY an abomination AND u are gay. what then.

LILY: jeyne poore is a military leader! she needs a squire! but we are good and faithful catholics and we cant have an unmarried women with a SQUIRE besides shes not a knight shes a GIRL. okay we will give her a maid who can dress her in armour and such. and thats lily! shes very normal. isnt super gung ho about the faith militant, shes mostly just like Hey Its Kinda Fucked Up And Generally Ungodly To Be Incestuous And Polygamous. maybe she and jeyne kiss idk <3 she dies during the ambush after jeyne’s execution (rip)

[bbhsthighs]

as quick as you can: top 5 mutuals and why - then put this in someone else's inbox anonymously to spread the love! ❤

fjskdfh i got sent this like 4 times im screamin 😣 sry this took me forever to do ive been sleepy and soft all day and i was hoping i would get it together at some point but… i didnt so these r probably gonna end up mushy and gross :( also im probably gonna cri bc im a weAK baby i h8 myself smh 

also im taggin more than 5 ppl bc i have too much love and i need to share it and also bc i refuse to do this again bc it took me a thousand years ok? ok 

@sehunsthighs tanisha my love :( she is rly the light of my life !! my wife !! shes so sweet and warm and gentle and wonderful and i love her so much !!! shes such a beautiful person inside and out and im glad im lucky enough to know her :(❤️️ shes always there for me when im sad nd want to throw myself into the sun which is like every day sry tanisha kdfls like tbh if she asked me 2 marry her i would say yes 😣 ive never known someone as lovely and caring as her i wouldnt trade her for anything she makes me happiest most of all and im so grateful to have her in my life idk what i did to deserve her but i would do it over again in a heartbeat 💕💕💕 i love u with all of my heart thank u for bringing so much happiness in love into my life idk what i would do without you jshk also im sry this is so disgustiNG i have 2 many feelings fjskfjs :(

@julietmp3 juliana my soft doe eyed girl!! my crispy lasagna !!! um i love u x39428348 even tho u still owe me a kazoo cover of wolf :/ u always make me laugh sm like i still rmr that one time you asked me if it was possible to have a 15th century latin choral kink and how i diE D laughing nd also when u send me audio msgs of u screamin…. like if tht doesnt say friendship right there idk what does tbh 👌👌  but fr ur so sweet and every time u send me the plankton pic when im sad it makes me smile im lov u to the moon and back even if u married a furry :(( 💕💕

@thickdicksuho ARII MY HOE!! we’re always dragging each other and im 99% sure u want me dead but i still love u 😩 everyone that follows either of us has probably seen both of our antics and all of the Discourse we start and 1) im sry u have to witness that but 2) im not sry u have to witness that bc tbh shes so hilarious i love talking to her and being a dumbass with her shes given me more laughter nd smiles than i deserve ❤️️ youve made my tumblr experience so fun i hope we never stop acting like idiots together !! i love u always 💕💕 ps: what dog

@softfornini bo my smol wife whom i love and cherish !! noah fence but im glad i tagged u in those 58 moodboards so that u would be annoyed enough to come into my dms bc um idk how i would live without u calling me a nerd and being soft @ me only to cover it up with an insult a minute later to protect ur Image™ even if i dont tell u as much as i should i love u and i hope u never get sick of me and leave me 4 kris or smth :( 💖💖

@byunbaeklr dkfjhskdf liv !!! my sweet sugar plum !! every time u tell me a wild story of urs i diE you always have smth funny to tell me and it makes my day every time 💕💕 i love ur adventures with @kaixpcy and also the memE videos of urself u send me ur so funny and u never fail to make me smile ur the human personification of sunshine and i love u a lotto :( ❤️️

ok im gonna stop w the gross novels bc im too emo sdhfks but im gonna tag some ppl that I love just as much bc i dont like to follow the rules but i do like to shove my love down everyones unsuspecting throats so :) without further ado here are the other ppl i love and adore (its alot but i have a lot of love ok im sry) :

@hunandonly, @smhsehun, @baekhyunsbabe, @stunningsoo, @kim-kaaa, @minseokslilmochi, @celaystial, @staygoldenbunnyboy, @honeybyxn, @kjonginswife, @callmeminseok, @tousdae, @yixingsfurrygf, @juliet-cbx, @laylienn, @mochibaeks, @dazedjongin, @sebaekkk, @cuntykai, @suho420, @sunflowersoo, @suhosleftbuttcheek and also every1 else tht sees this tbh like um tf i love all of u 

i didnt get to tag everyone i love bc that would be tooooo many people but i just want everyone to know i love and cherish u all and u guys mean the world to me nd im gonna shut up now bc this is too mushy and gross im sry u all had to read this riP!