#unironically its sooooo cute

[smoosnoom]

going to write an entire fic just based on muppet miwi

[wifeyoozi]

boyfriend jeonghan headcanons (sfw and nsfw) because no man will possess the same amount of beauty as him

boyfriend!jeonghan who's the prettiest thing and likes to be so for you.

boyfriend!jeonghan who unironically acts extra cute to get your attention all the time, will call you noona even if you aren't older than him.

boyfriend!jeonghan who's always teasing you and loves getting on your nerves because he thinks you looks so cute when you are all whiny and pouty like that

boyfriend!jeonghan who always carries extra lipbalm, hair ties and sanitizers for you whenever you go out knowing these are your top necessities, just in case you forget yours some day

boyfriend!jeonghan who'd be so sulky and cranky if you so much as talk to another man he gets sooooo jealous so easily

boyfriend!jeonghan who still teases you for having a crush on him after all the years you've been with him and will continue to do so till the end of the eternity

boyfriend!jeonghan who is so shameless about pda he NEEDS to be holding hands and kissing you and clinging on you like a bug whether or not you guys are in public.

boyfriend!jeonghan who is not too sneaky about sliding a hand in your back pocket and groping you not-so-discreetly

boyfriend!jeonghan who will have you crying and begging for his cock, literally invented the genre of mean!dom

boyfriend!jeonghan who can eye-fuck the shit outta you if you wear anything slightly provocative (t-shirt and sweatpants)

boyfriend!jeonghan who always wait for you to come home, even if you need to work overtime till quite late, literally refuses to eat if he's not eating with you

boyfriend!jeonghan who would hug you and listen to you rant and complain about your shitty company and your shitty boss

boyfriend!jeonghan who'll only nut on your ass and literally nowhere else

boyfriend!jeonghan who loves fingering you and edging you and teasing you and just watching you fall apart, begging him for release.

boyfriend!jeonghan who texts you constantly, will let you know all the work gossip and tmi's ranging from just dark coffee to dk burnt down the building lmao

boyfriend!jeonghan for whom you have a whole folder in your storage saved with all the wierd noises and self-invented words he keeps sending you on voice chat

Boyfriend!jeonghan who'd, at 3 pm on a random Tuesday, will send you a dick pick while you are at work and will literally whine on phone/text if you don't instantly send back a nude even if it has you embarrassingly running to the ladies room at work.

boyfriend!jeonghan who bickers with you a lot but its all friendly until one night when you had one serious fight and he walked out of the house, only to return the next morning with flowers, your fav breakfast and apologising continuously, no matter who'd be at fault because he simply hates being apart from you

boyfriend!jeonghan who would always hear out you had his friends and all his loved ones rant and complain to me about their problems but finds it really hard to open up about his own emotions, especially negative ones, until you pried him open after seeing him in distress and from then on the only person he really feels as comfortable to talk to about his emotions is you and he cannot tell you how grateful he feels to you for it.

[cowboy-robooty]

Robooty Reviews: Killer Crush (10/10) PERSONAL FAVORITE

Professional killer Joo Taeman has found himself completely head over heels with Korea's biggest heart throb actor Kang Da-Hyuk. Not to be confused with the average hobbyist serial killer, Joo Taemin's professional is his legitmate career and he has endured severe training mentally and physically his entire life to be up to the job. But suddenly he finds himself melting from the mere glance at Da-Hyuk's "boy next door" smile! This manhwa is packed to the brim with comedy and cute pannels. IF YOU LIKE ROBOOTY STYLE ITAGER YOU WILL LIKE THIS.

First review eeheehee! And whats more fitting than to continue this draft i made all the way back in March 2023? Dont expect proper summaries for the next ones lol. but ohhhh my god... this one is so good okay. ITS SO FUNNY AND AAUGWHHS ITS LIKE ROBOOTY ITAGER ADJACENT. LIKE FUCKING TRUST ME RN OKAY. THIS READS LIKE AN ITAGER AU TO ME ALRIGHT GUYS ITS NOT FULLY THE SAME OBVIOUSLY BUT IT HAS LIKE... COCAINE. COKE-HYENA! IF YOU LIKE THE SHIT I MAKE YOU WILL MOST DEFINATELY LIKE THIS!!!!!!

The romance is so cute too and ohh my god this art is to die for it's sooooo good.. I wish i drew as good as the author.... IM SO MAD THAT I DONT KNOW HOW TO ORDER THINGS USING A KOREAN WAREHOUSE ADDRESS BECAUSE THERES OFFICIAL PLUSHIES AND I WANTED ONE SOOOO FUCKING BAD AUGH **TEARING GRASS OUT OF THE EARF**

Anyways rn it's on hiatus because season 2 finished and I'm going to cry I need season 3... I wish there was a physical print of this PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE A PHYSICAL PRINT I WILL BUY EVERY SINGLE VOLUME. This is my first post and it's a 10/10 but no seriously guys. I dont give out 10/10s like candy alright. It's that good. This is unironically the only yaoi manga that I would feel comfortable recommending to anyone because its just a genuinely good comic. (It's not my all time favorite yaoi, but it holds second/third place with another manga I'll talk about later).

I love this shit. it's hilarious. I don't laugh often while reading yaoi (such a shame) or well even laugh often while reading manga (I need more comedy in mai life), but this made me laugh a whole lot. So good...... please read this I am begging you

[queenofgraveyards]

omg can i get some flower lore like how did poppy start working at the bakery(maybe her mom somehow ties into it like she would take her there after something happened with her dad or it was just her mom’s favorite)? what are h everyday shoes? did they have pets growing up(i feel like poppy wouldn’t bc of her dad obvs)? are they allergic to anything? is h into like survival and stuff(i feel like he would so be into camping and all of that and he would force poppy to go with him bc he’s codependent and bc he would LOVE to fuck poppy like on a tree or something like that lol)? what’s h fav veggie? does poppy do arts and crafts(i like to believe she crochets mainly bc i crochet but i can totally see her making cute little hats for the little girl i forgot her name lol but like imagine pregnant flower making clothes for the baby😭😭 i KNOW h would be feral)?

i'm so sorry it's taken me so long to answer this i just really wanted to make sure i knew what i was talking abt for i said anything 😭

k so, the bakery was literally just her mum's favourite!! and i believe poppy mentioned that they did classes there too and bc her mum loooved their stuff and she also loved baking (n cooking she was literal like the perfect home maker anyway) she took poppy along when she was old enough and it kind of became their thing!! and then poppy got a weekend job there too, even tho she didn't really need one mainly after her mum died bc she hated being at home and hated being around her brother and dad plus it was a way to help her feel closer to her mum!! oh h's everyday shoes 🤔 that is such a GOOD question its literal a rat but for some reason i imagine he would be a boot guy, but they'd probably be that nasty ass pair of dark brown suede boots that rl h used to wear a lot, and they'd be so beat up and yuck bc flower h does know not or care or realise that you have to look after suede and not get it wet lmaooo omg could you IMAGINE flower h as a prepper bc honestly? i can and like he would be soooo funny bc he hasn't had a logical thought in his entire life and yet he's worrying abt the end of the world and has all these plans in case him n poppy aren't together and how to get across london to each other and where to meet etc, also i think he unironically LOVES bear grylls and all of his stupid survivor shows and yes he loves camping which blows poppy's mind bc she's like...this man loves camping? THIS man who can't be without his xbox longer than a day loves the outdoors? lol ok and yes ofc you're right bestie flower h would be FERAL for fucking poppy outdoors, in a tent, against a tree, just on the ground, you name it he's into it and he'd be so yuck going on about it being natural and he'd have to fuck her on her knees bc that's how it happens in nature and poppy would literally be like..........ok!

flower h has never eaten a vegetable in life next question (he doesn't like asparagus)

poppy paints! it doesn't really get mentioned in bloom but she does it a couple of times in flower and she's a very good drawer/painter!! but you're also right i could see her doing some kind of needle work crafts too, i feel like she'd TRY to crochet and immediately suck at it and we all know poppy is a if im not good at it immediately then im not interested kind of gal so she'd give up, i could see maybe her being into embroidery and she'd make everyone a little round hanging embroidery hoop for christmas or something, i could also see her getting into diy candles for a hot min like where you heat and melt n shape tapered candles into fun shapes, i feel like that would be her thing too until she inevitably gets bored haha

and yes of course bestie, you are SOOOOO right flower h would go feral for a pregnant poppy, like not even in the same way bambi h is insane about that kind stuff but his is in a more disgusting feral way and ofc he would be OBSESSED with a little baby poppy like imagine him being a girl dad too and he would be SO in love with this tiny little creature that looks exactly like his wife and he just vows to be the best dad ever and be the dad to their baby that poppy unfortunately never got

[sscoutregimentss]

I was gonna make a request based on your Eren x Gamer Reader post but then I saw you take poly requests... Erejean x Gamer Reader? (She/her pronouns btw ^_^)

sure thing anon! your brain is huge. i started a one shot which is now sitting in my drafts bc i literally dont know how to finish it. maybe i'll post it later but for now here you go headcanons woohoo

eren and jeans dynamic makes it look like its impossible for them to share a girlfriend but it actually? works surprisingly well?

arguing is kinda their love language in a very strange weird way. if theyre not fighting somethings wrong but their like constant bickering actually is rlly important to you three's relationship lmfaooo a lot of communicating is just eren and jean fighting and then you pick up on something they say and you three talk it out. plus its gets all their energy out at the end of the day... like when puppies run around in circles bc they didnt go on long enough walks

jean is the planner of the couple, always making sure you guys get tickets to see this that and whatever, always figures out how ur gonna get places and when everyone will be picked up, makes sure everyones schedules are free and that theres no big game release that you'll miss and eren doesnt have work and jean isnt volunteering

in terms of nerdiness jean is a decent middle ground between you (who says "ummm actually..." unironically) and eren (who thought dungeons and dragons was a kinky thing) because he lives with connie so he gets roped into playing stuff like rainbow six seige and watching battlestar galactica into late hours of the night. also he's an only child who was prone to boredom as a kid so he played video games like any other only child. that being said he has a more extroverted personality and aptitude for sports so he just never got as absorbed in it as you did

this kind of makes eren jealous tbh because he thinks jean has more to relate with you then him. but jealousy is like a natural feeling and despite his feigned reluctance jean is happy to share his knowledge with him.

plus eren realizes that what he lacks in video game and movie knowledge he makes up in anime bc jean is clueless on that front. once you went on this huge rant about how sailor moon would decimate goku in a fight and jean just goes "gokus the pirate with the fox spirit, right? hes trying to become number one pro hero right?"

speaking of eren eren and jean are on the same volleyball team (i hc they play volleyball bc theyre tall but i think theyd be cute on any sports team because im weak hearted) and you become their fave cheerleader <3 they look for you in the stands before each game and have their own little ritual for good luck. when he spots you jean jumps really high (despite the team captain, levi screams at him to save it for when the game starts) and makes a heart with his arms and blows you a kiss when he gets in the air and its so embarrassing so eren just dogpiles the embarassment but giving you an over exaggerated wink its the worst theyre gross

jean gets you into connie's discord server after you complain that people are really rude to you in online games and eren is quick to demand an invite too even though he literally plays nothing and has no idea how discord works. he will log in and ping you to show you a meme and even though connie's server is really chill with rules (like 10 ppl max, just some friends hanging out) he has always wanted to say "no memes in general" so he does it every time. you have to show eren how to use private messages once connie jokes abt eren being his discord kitten.

cuddle pile while watching movies... jean is a film buff so you three have movie nights rlly often. its usually you sandwiched in between them with jean behind you and eren in front of you so you can play with his hair. jean's movie taste is actually really broad and you and eren both find a ton of new favorites through him.

they both really like listening to you ramble. you can explain soooo much lore abt your fave series and theyre both really invested. eren is more invested in the characters while jean is more focused on what happens next, but theyre both listening rlly well and making sure you know they care. they kinda care in different ways though? while eren is just passionate and because he's so passionate he must know about all things you like, jean is either interested or just likes hearing your voice. of the two jean is more likely to give you short answers and he'll be more dozed off so he's good to go to when you just want to rant. eren is going to ask you more questions and get wayyy more confused so he's good to go to when you want to explain or flesh out your points.

jean finds eren's jealousy of fictional characters sooooo ridiculous. whenever eren is pouting about some new video game guy youre in love with jean is rolling his eyes because of course its eren jaeger he's just looking for things to get angry at. "what are they gonna do idiot, come out of the tv?" but then one day there's a character that looks a lot like eren and suddenly he understands everything. but he realizes you have a thing for guys with long hair. he'll keep the mullet around for a while

they both really like having you sat in their laps and (unbeknownst to you) in order to avoid conflict they created a system. cozy game? eren. reading? jean. watching anime? eren. watching something live action? jean. playing a game on your phone? eren. watching an analysis video for your favorite franchise? jean. just messing around on your computer? rock paper scissors, best of three. eren likes to hug you tight and rest his head on your shoulder while talking to you. when it gets quiet he'll nuzzle his face in your neck and give you small kisses there. while jean likes to put his hands under your shirt and rest it on your stomach while you two chat. he's puts his head on your head or throws it back depending on your height and kinda just likes letting his hands wander, like rubbing up and down your arms or tickling you lightly.

you: i hate this stupid game

eren: yeah babe that game fucking sucks (has never played it in his life)

jean: then stop playing it?

you and eren, at the same time: what? no.

all in all they are good boyfriends 10/10 would recommend.

[characterstudies]

am i trashing rick riordan?

the answer is maybe.

look, I’ve read just about all of Riordan’s old stuff. haven’t read Trials of Apollo or anything after the second Magnus Chase but I don’t need nor want to. he’s great. love the diversity and the cute jokes and the approach to growing up in a completely fantastical world that kids enjoy reading about.

but hOLY SHIT IF YOURE OVER THE AGE OF FIFTEEN STOP WORSHIPPING THESE GODDAMN BOOKS.

I kind of understand where the majority of the fandom is coming from. hey, they were part of my childhood too. I looked up to Annabeth and Sadie and Alex alongside everyone else. I got my first taste of the lgbtq+ community in House of Hades. they’re a part of me too.

but if I see one more fan account with childish text posts worshipping the fictional ground that Leo and Nico walk on, I think I’m gonna throw up.

unpopular opinion — Leo is annoying.

he’s not that great. oh my goddddd his mom dieddddd he never knew his fatherrrr he’s been through sooooo muchhhhh he’s so pureeeeee.

fuck off.

I kind of understand wanting to stay in this world. it’s an escape. it’s a way to make the world around us make a little more sense. but ITS TIME TO MOVE ON. we are morally mature now. we have learned all that we can from that universe. not that riordan is a bad writer, but he writes for KIDS. I genuinely don’t understand how y’all can still sit through that. the writing isn’t technically immature, but again, it’s meant for KIDS. the next generation of little humans who suffer from bigoted opinions thrown their way are next. that’s who riordan is writing for. he’s NOT WRITING FOR US ANYMORE.

we’re adults. it’s time to grow up. it’s time to recognize that we need to make way for the kids who don’t know what we know. we need to stop putting out content that warps riordan’s original message because that affects how the next ones read these books. I agree that there are so many important lessons in these books, but the content that I see that ADULTS, LITERAL ADULTS are producing is ruining the experience for the kids who are young enough to keep following riordan for a little longer.

y’all worship these characters and present them either in a light where they can do no wrong or all the wrong. that’s not how riordan wrote them. every single character has flaws. every single child in the future who reads these books should be able to view those flaws without the glass you stick in front of them that glorifies those flaws. because that’s what y’all are doing — glorifying flaws. the characters in these books overcome their flaws when it is needed, but that doesn’t make them go away. I know the comment I’ll get next — bUt tHeYre aBOuT ceLEbraTIng fLaWS. sure, they are, in a way. but flaws in characters are SUPPOSED TO BE DEBILITATING. that’s the whole point of character flaws. the syndrome y’all suffer from is that of God-Character Complex, which I just made up. in the most unironic of senses, none of the characters are gods, and y’all seem to think they are.

so I guess I’m not hating on riordan at all. just the fandom. wanna argue? go for it. I’m definitely smarter than you, and you will lose, but go for it anyway. I like a challenge.

[anyhao-archived]

k i only ended up doing jin in the end bc it got long and its late for me skgkjdjkkjgjk lbr this is the only one that matters Anyway so……….. here it is u soggy cactus !!!!!

- playing super smash bros & mario kart and he ALWAYS plays mario and you ALWAYS play peach. others find this corny and j hope and suga will often play as daisy and luigi to tease you 

- since he cooks for you a lot to thank him you’ll try and surprise him in little ways like buying him new merch or game or accessory, also going out of your way to find his fave but hard to find ingredients he loves to cook with, since he often doesn’t have the time to do it himself

- chilling in the park just so you can admire the cute doggies (often without jjangu bc…who needs that stress) and people watch, but mostly the cute kids, and tbh it probably makes you Both broody but ya both know it’s best to wait a long while yet before thinking about a family…. also every cute dog you point out jin’ll say “ok yeah it’s cute but not as cute as jjanggu :/”

- he’s always trying to include you in his snaps/story and you’re like jin pls….. and cover your face and shit probably. other times you’ll jump in on purpose to ruin his vid and he’ll be like “GDI MAIRIN NOW I GOTTA START OVER" 

- you would tease each other sooooo much omg and tbh i think you’d both go too far/touch a nerve every so often and you’ll like. pout and not talk for a couple of hours but after emotions have calmed down whoever said the thing would apologise and treat the other to dinner or some sht

- playing pokemon go but ur on different teams so ur always taking down each other’s gyms and there’s often threats of shoving the other in front of traffic/off a cliff/in the ocean/etc

- i bet u both unironically use those ugly ass blankets God. snuggies or w/e they’re called

- when u go on vacations u plan based on where the best eateries are almost as much as where the sights are skjgjkjkjkg MOOD

- back to the teasing thing, i can imagine you both being like “UGH, this isnt how we do it in AMERICA/KOREA you know” which is always met with a “…shut up”

- i bet he’d love randomly giving you piggyback rides omg

- TRIPS TO DISNEYLAND!!!!!!!!!!! jin highfives like 12 random kids thruout the day and ur like ‘jin PLS’

- when it gets cold in the winter you hold hands but also he’ll put his hand and your hand inside your pocket rather than his…..cute

- the bathroom is cluttered w beauty products and theyre ALL his. gdi (or like at least 80% lmao)

- suga just,,,,, gatecrashes at your house from time to time and ur both fine with it??????? he’s like owning a cat.

- when he lands his 1st role on a drama you’re both in america at the time and so have to stay/get up at like 4 in the morning to watch it live RIP

- he comes on screen and you make a wise crack about “wow hes so handsome i wish he was my bf”. he hits you in the face with a cushion

- you try to outdo him all the time with his dad jokes but u fail. every time. he is The Master

- for your bday one year he blindfolds you and takes you a longass way and when he takes it off youre on a habour and theres like this. dinky lil motorboat and ur like. 1 second away from dumping his ass into the ocean when hes like “LOL JK” and you turn around to this big swanky ass yacht that hes hired out for the weekend. Nice (bonus: hires that dudebro from ahl to clean the boat LOLOLOLOL)

uhm there’s loads more i want to say omfg but imma end it there