#unless garte appears back in aphmau- then imma go back to garte

[dereklycangivesemotionaldamage]

Derek only has two raccoons who are both female but none of them turned out good, Derek just treats them better than his own children and believes they can do no wrong.

Ate his food? Well obviously that's their food now.

Scratched and bit him so he would have to go to the hospital for a rabies shot? Obviously they were just playing.

Destroyed all of mankind? OH WELL.

The raccoons are the only children he treats better than his own children and doesn't care if they burn down the house, they are spoiled little brats.