#unless they know something 🧐😜

[whiteshipnightjar]

Did you hear the rumor about Joanna playing at pitchfork? Apparently posted by Joanna stern berg and since deleted …..

Yeah, I saw it. But that poster was a fan mock up from 3 months ago. Of course, you never know, it hasn’t been officially announced (and I would be ecstatic for more Joanna shows), so she still could be there. But to be honest, it’s unlikely imo. I think Joanna Sternberg just accidentally posted the wrong poster.

[bookishtheaterlover7]

WOO! Had to go through high or hell water, but a blessing in the form of the mysterious new friend 🎄 helped me get the info I need

Now... Let's drag this pretentious bitch through the mud again, shall we..?

For starters, let's admire the "bride"😜

Well, well... They actually made the Wicked Witch of the East (West is Elphaba, I will not drag her with this bitch) look good. Even 👸 said she actually liked the lipstick and wearing a good outfit, covering what everyone has already seen too much of, and choosing black, to mourn her lost Instagram followers? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

And what is with that position?! She also hates the little bow on the dress, it's indicative of Albitch's Lolita personality (in my words, AS IF THE BITCH NEEDED TO REMIND EVERYONE). And those cold black eyes 😆 What is with the bow below? Most people would have the bow at the waist! (I told her that Albitch doesn't have curves to accentuate 🙃)

👸 is being a savage today and I'm loving it!!!

Honestly, she's right, as always 😆 and the thing with Albitch's stupid ass position it kinda reminds me of Cinderella's step sisters 🤭

And she actually wears something other than crop tops?!😵 And really? A babydoll dress? Could you be anymore obvious, Albitch?!

And one last thing... FUCKING FIX YOUR POSITIONS, YOU WANNABE!!!

Onto the topic of Chris...

Their rings don't fucking match! What married couple doesn't have matching rings?! This isn't the 1800s where only the bride wears the ring. Both husband and wife, are supposed to have a ring. They might not wear it all the time, but they do have rings! But these two? You put their photos right next to each other, and it looks like someone told them to each buy a ring without knowing what the other even looked like 🤭☕

His is some form of gold. Still doesn't fit... And hers, are silver, dull and fucking loose!!!

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Thank you 👸 for showing me this vid, I needed that laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Albitch, do you seriously don't know what to do with your hands? With all your slutty posts, I thought you'd be an expert by now 🤭 I guess that's why you never show them in pictures you post...

And another thing. This goes to all of the people who thought she's hiding because she's pregnant...

DOES SHE LOOK REMOTELY PREGNANT TO YOU?! YOU'RE FUCKING DELULU!!!

And we're back to Chris...

Yeah those wedding rings are seriously not matching. And no matter how you spin it, there's absolutely zero reason for those two to not match. Unless neither knew what the other bought in which case...

THEY'RE EXPOSING THEMSELVES!!!!

Just like how Albitch appearing without Chris only confirms our suspicions, that he's in MA, with his family, DEFINITELY WITHOUT HIS LOVING NEW BRIDE 😁

Now, isn't that just couple goals... 🙄

I mean Dodger will actually have a happy Thanksgiving this year, because his Daddy would actually smell nice and not have his wicked Step-Mother

Oh, I forgot! 👸 rewatched Chris' NYCC panel, and at 10:14 of the video...

She told me, it's really hard to notice, and I didn't but after two tries I did too, that Chris mentions that he has to use treats to get Dodger to come near him, because, "sometimes stuff happens"...

I'm sorry, but WHAT STUFF HAPPENED THAT MAKES DODGER NOT WANT TO BE NEAR YOU, CHRISTOPHER?!

I know it sounds like a stretch, and probably a major conspiracy theory. But come on! Dodger is the least shy dog on the internet! He loves new friends, in dog and human form.

And he's a dog who, like his Dad, loves to show affection, and receive it. There's no way, Dodger would avoid people, unless, and my dog is like this, they've had a bad experience with that person, and they don't trust them. Even just the scent might have them stay away. 🤔🧐

TL;DR

🎄 is an angel sent from the heavens to have helped me. 👸 is SAVAGE today with the sick burns. Albitch looks decent, but her positions, and the fact that literally EVERYTHING but the ring shines is another Red Flag 🚩(we're about to run out of room for these flags). Chris and her have rings that don't fucking match. Dodger might be having a happy Thanksgiving because his wicked Step-Mother is as far from MA as she can be (Green card, what? She doesn't know her🤭)

Oh, and...

Happy Thanksgiving to those that celebrate it 😁🍗

[theangryjikooker]

Hello there 👋🏽 I literally just found out about you on twitter; someone said they read your blog with their morning coffee like a daily newspaper and of course I had to rush over 😆😆 Plus your name alone got me super curious. So I've been scrolling your feed for a long while now and I do see where you're coming from. 💯 Until they tell us themselves we don't really know dick. That part is true. And I know u understand where we who believe they're indeed together, why we feel that way. But after seeing where u stand I have a question. GCFs and RB aside what about the things we do see? Like when they secretly held hands behind Suga. Twice? (Summer package & dynamite behind the scenes thing) and what about both BV footsies where one wasn't innocent @ all? Don't moments like this make you go 🤨🧐 i ask because one can be in doubt and then Jikook go and pull some shit and you're just like-

I'm still going through your blog 2 understand u better but I was curious about what u thought about moments like these that if it was, say a male and female there would be no doubt that they're an item or boning @ the very least. Thanks 4 your time! 😜

I was wondering why I came back to a surge of followers. Who do I need to thank?

I think what's funny is that I'm not a stranger to this. I know people have talked about me on Twitter and Discord, and most of those people are just talking shit, so it's a bit unsettling when someone random is building me up. I'm thankful, but it's honestly a bit more nerve-wracking than if people didn't take me seriously (as it should be, let's be real).

But to answer your question, those moments in particular are ones that I don't think about that often–or at all, really, unless they're brought up. Sure, they're interesting because those scenarios invite detective work, even though no one can really confirm anything is happening.

The alleged hand-holding on the couch is one I'll entertain, but only because I like the idea of it. Do I think it's actually happening? Yes and no, I can see both sides.

BTS members are hilariously synchronized in their movements, but admittedly something shifty was happening in that moment. I still wouldn't say I'm confident enough to confirm either scenario, so it's much easier to let it play out and move on to a Jikook moment that I'd consider more noteworthy.

In general, one of the things all shippers appear to have in common is interpreting things in a 2D space instead of a 3D one. There have been numerous times where shippers assume one person of their ship is looking at the other, but if you were to actually watch a wider or different angle, they're looking at something beyond our line of sight. When things look unclear or are obscured too much to conclude anything special, I lose interest in it quickly. Shipping is really an imperfect practice, so by and large, I tend to be selective about the Jikook moments I focus on.

I should also add that being male or female has very little to do with how I interpret things. A lot of shippers like to use that as an argument: "If it was a boy and girl, you'd think something was going on!" No. In fact, that argument plays into social ignorance as much as those who refuse to acknowledge that attraction looks the same between cishet and queer couples. Just because two people are friends or are close doesn't automatically mean anything intimate is going on between them. It's a common gripe that people have and lends into this stupid notion that boys and girls can't be friends, which is false. I would never assume two people off the street, regardless of gender, are anything unless they're giving each the other a tongue kissing of their life–and even then who's to say they're dating? The same can be said about Jikook or any of the other ships. I'm invested enough to want to play with their narrative, but none of this is supposed to be taken seriously (unless there comes a day where there is something between them to be serious about).

[joshwinksmind-blog]

He's the hombre 😀

All the wrong is equivocado 😃 I don't team with tú 😄

Tú don't hear us 😁 Your dientes is gone 😆

I know something that's mejor 😅 You can nada 😂

Sólo leave us alone 🤣

Ever is what I'm dicho 😭 Stay off the césped 😉

Not aún 😗 I'll let you know cuando 😙

Proceso is slow 😚 This quick 😘

One go no 🥰 Be off completamente 😍

That one yo know 🤩 Sólo didn't want to see one another 🥳

No okay 🙃 To work from the phone, no 🙂

Gracias 😋

Baño 😛 In mine's estoy 😝

My mierda 😜 To put all them together is a asentarse 🤪

We go that camino 😇

Siempre I don't stay 😊 Get gone yo ☺️

Besides yes, I don't really like dicho 😏

I got nada 😌

I'm going to call you todos 😔 I'm goin llamar both of you before I choose which way to go 😑

My altura is in between 😐 Probablemente a perfect patch with your's 😶

Wear uncle afuera 🤔 Yes sure hizo 🤫

You already saber 🤭 That's good suficiente 🤗

Tú two look like twins 😱

The noticias 🤨 I'm in tráfico 🧐 As soon as I'm out, the same habitación 😒

No 🙄 It's just palabras 😤 I got my ranura ready 😠

What was I dijo 😡 I don't recuerda 🤬 No 🥺 Es occupied 😟 I don't use it alguna vez 😥

There go su 😢 Them yo use ☹️ I ain't goin fill in the espacio 🙁

The exact one it's still disponible 😕

Everybody gone 🤐 The last one yo was 😰 Ain't ensuciar with that 😨 Would 😧 Just choose not a 😦

In my dormir 😮

The elección is your's 😯

Sí 😲

No mess 😳 While I'm recepción 🤯

Nor point the dedo 😬 I aceptar 😓 I know menos 😞

I'm one también 😖

You're losing dinero 😣

This yo with all us 😩

Snatched afuera 😫

No 😵 I comprender who don't know that 😴 Created no the same 😪

Obtuvo to 🤤 Impotente 🌛

It suit tú 🌜

Swatted 🌚 Después stay out the light 🌝

There's nada up with us 🌞 We distant ourselves before there's violencia 🥴

It takes votos 🥵 A clear me out is simple 🥶

Those professional scandals are seeking some gente 🤢 I'm available where there's an convenio 🤮

I take eso 🤧 No miss 🤒

A face levantar 🤕

I'm aquí 😷

Dos of them 🤠

Psicoanalizar cause 🤑

My imagination said nada 😎

One hundred million pilas 🤓

Forward cantó 🤥

It's that historia 🤡

Es mine 👻 Bed llamar 💩

I heard eso 👽

Rent eso 🤖

Puntaje 🎃 Puntaje like the WNBA player 😈

It's noon tiempo 👿 In the middle of día 👹

I'm going fuera de 👺

The same cosa 🔥

Socked 💫 It's that easy to hacer ⭐ Even words are tapando 🌟

My hand agarre ✨

Pocket mirando 💥

The straight camino 💯

I role with the show caracteres 💢

No such thing 💨 We're no alone 💦

eHll no 💤 I don't see tú 🕳️

Ahí it go 🎉 I'm calling my service until there's a asentarse 🎊

All girls got the hook arriba 🙈

This eso 🙉 This me in the same room before a pregunta 🙊

I'm like get the Infierno away from me 😺

Ain't known like that yo 😸

No more killing people 😹 We know how to stand on own dedos del pie 😻

Alguien want to replay the mess out of that 😼 That's all I recibir 😽

Jajaja 🙀 I be setting a trampa 😿

The f-bomb no 😾 I know one when I see eso ❤️

Knew cosas 🧡

Me también 💛 Es fun 💚

No 💙 Unless I'm about to get a free comida 💜

Shoot no 🖤 I don't go the wrong camino ♥️

The atracción 💘

Super blind estoy 💝 Next año 💖

It's on this hora 💗 Off in the same habitación 💓

Impaciente 💞 I got no desire to wait 💕

You're the artista 💌

Y'all can make the decisión 💟

That's not what I'm haciendo ❣️ Again the coast is clear suficiente 💔

Gracias 💋

I can show you better than I could tell tú 👥

There's an convenio 👤

I'm tired of respondiendo 🗣️

I ain't corriendo 👣 I'm taking my tiempo 🧠

Didn't have one yo 🦠

Tired of doing that estoy 🦷 I abandonar 🦴 You can hire somebody other than yo ☠️

As fueron 💀 No such cosa 👀

No 👁️

Take over the mundo 👄 Don't really have to news people about the next preguntarse 👅

Rodaja something without doing that 👃🏾

None hay👂🏾 We haven't met up aún 🦶🏾

You got the wrong empresa 🦵🏾 I left a long time atrás 💪🏾

These my trabajar 👍🏾 They're not, they're no 👎🏾 Pure nada 👏🏾 There's nothing importante 🙌🏾

I got my own nueces 👐🏾 That 🤲🏾 All my señoras can play with them as long they're good for it 🤝🏾 No to not stuff is allowed 🤜🏾

I'm working from hogar 🤛🏾

I do the same as nada ✊🏾

The mountain conjuntos 👊🏾

That hombre gone 🤚🏾 He ain't too far aunque 👋🏾

I comprender 🖐🏾 I'm a little diferente ✋🏾

Grown estoy 🖖🏾 You don't estrés 🤟🏾

No, I don't final 🤘🏾 Siempre I'm ✌🏾

Let's go quién 🤞🏾 That's the persona 🤙🏾

I don't saber 👌🏾 Could ser 🖕🏾 Can't ser ☝🏾

This still a good año to be at our best 👆🏾 The word crime got love in not really sucediendo 👇🏾

Sí 👉🏾 I just heard the noticias 👈🏾

I don't mente ✍🏾 That I, there's no other good one 🤳🏾

No 🙏🏾 You're tú 💅🏾

No 🙇🏾‍♂️ Tienda to just visit 🙋🏾‍♂️ Leaving it returning hogar 💁🏾‍♂️

I see nada 🙆🏾‍♂️

I see nada 🙅🏾‍♂️

You can hit yourself without touching others the level where estoy 🤷🏾‍♂️

Understand all four yo 🤦🏾‍♂️

Vamos second I'll 🙍🏾‍♂️

We can do lo que sea 🙎🏾‍♂️ Es too late to takeover that 💆🏾‍♂️

That's correcto 💇🏾‍♂️

I know nada 🧖🏾‍♂️

I just thought of alguna cosa 🛀🏾 I could use a estiramiento facial 🛌🏾

I thought of performance after actuación 🧘🏾‍♂️ With or without grabación 🚶🏾‍♂️

In my sleep, I'm impredecible 🏃🏾‍♂️ Fuera de of that, the coast is clear 🤸🏾‍♂️

I don't know that historia 🏋🏾‍♂️ It's totally diferente ⛹🏾‍♂️

I don't get to play aún 🤾🏾‍♂️

It look like got to do eso 🚴🏾‍♂️

I'm not really asking preguntas 🧗🏾‍♂️ I'm learning I no 🤼‍♂️

I'm a stranger quien es known 🤹🏾‍♂️