#uriangier

[destiny-islanders]

a warm welcome

[jimmawww]

[hecksguard]

no matter how long it's been, I spend 5 minutes with Uriangier and I'm immediately saying things like "ere long" and "anon" IRL

[xiv-wolfram]

Pixies - Comic Script

Shadowbringers - lvl 72

Wolfram is high on Pixie mushrooms in Il Mheg. This is the best thing I've ever written.

Wolfram Saga Comics (Chronological)

This is the script for a future comic. Posting for those who don’t want to wait to get the story. Numbers indicate frame number. A/B mean a frame is split.

Part 1

Shot of Pixie area in Il Mheg. Narrator - "Wolfram, Thancred, Minfilia, and the twins have journeyed to I'll Mheg in search of Uriangier. Wolfram, feeling down about how he left things on the source, was all too eager to play with the pixies when they asked." The Scions stand around talking while Wolfram dances around in the background with pixies. 

Alisae takes Thancred aside - "So - we both know about him and Commander Aldynn right?" Wolfram doing cartwheels in the background.

Thancred shocked - "Oh, he told you as well?!"

Alisae annoyed - "Only because he was horribly drunk."

Thancred beams - "Aye, that's the way to loosen his tongue! So, why do you ask? Did something happen?" Wolfram holding onto a pixie trying to fly with them.

Alisae rolls her eyes - "From what I gather, Raubahn wants to be with him and for some reason he feels he can't even though he wants to.I don't understand all the dramatic nonsense. Just that our friend is hurting worse than I've ever seen him." Wolfram higher off the ground with the help of 2 pixies.

Thancred concerned - "Oh… he didn't tell me. I kept trying to help them get back together, but I suppose there was no point in my efforts if he himself is against it." 

Alisae /facepalm - "The world is in danger and you're upset your matchmaking attempts didn't work out? Gods, I'm surrounded by romantic fools. I wish we could give him time to grieve but we need to save this shard."

Thancred smiles sadly - "Can't he have a bit of fun? They did ask us to play after all." 

Alisae surprised - "Did you not see him stuffing his face with the mushrooms they gave him?!" Wolf falling back to earth.

Thancred surprised - "Oh! That's not good." 3 pixies hovering over Wolf, who is still on the ground. *stars*

Alisae smirks - "I have a feeling you've more experience with this kind of thing. Just… do something to snap him out of it."

Part 2

Thancred walks over to the stunned Wolfram, kneels down, and shoves a leaf in his mouth - "Here, this moss will counteract the pixie magic. You want to tell me why you agreed to play with them and were fool enough to eat their food?"

Wolfram beams and boops Thancred on the nose - "Nah! Did you know - you have a cute lil baby face?"

Thancred laughs - "I've been told as much by many women. Didn't expect it from you, though."

Wolfram smugly explains - "Well you do!"

Wolf makes a pouty face and points at Ryne - "But now you have another baby to care for… but you're making her sad."

Thancred surprised - "She's hardly a baby! And what do you know of it?! You've just met her."

Wolf smiles smugly and dramatically holds a hand to his heart - "Because I know how she feels, dummy! That Crystal's curse. She looks up to you like a daughter. But you're a meanie hurting her feelings."

Thancred annoyed - "What do you care?"

Wolf smiles sadly, looking at the ground - "because I'm a meanie too. I hurt the ones that love me. I hurt him."

Wolf /content, points at himself - "So, don't be me. Be nice And you go save the world and I'll just stay here and play with the pretty fairies, okay?"

Thancred scoffs as he hands Wolf more moss - "Man, you are a mess…and I can tell you're hurting. If I could leave you here to play in the flowers I would. Here, have some more."

Wolf excitedly eating moss - "Oooh sugar floss! Hey *nom* was the sky always this green?!" Thancred sits down next to him.

Close shot. Thancred smiles sadly - "So, how about this. I'll be nice if you will. I'll start being kinder to the Oracle and when we're home you get back together with the General. Your political concerns don't matter."

Wolf laying on the grass, making snow angels in the flowers and beaming - "He's a Commander now. I'm soooo proud of him! My gladiator is running our homeland!"

Thancred raises an eyebrow and smiles, looking down at him - "Yes yes, you know what I mean. So will you do it? Go be happy with "Your gladiator?" "

Wolf still making grass angels /biggrin  - "Sorry, can't do it! I'm a monster! You be nice to the girl though, okies?" Thancred - "What do you mean you're a monster?"

Wolf stops making grass angels ands winks at Thancred - "Can't tell you that! It's a secret! So - you two save this world. And then come back and we can all just play with the faeries! They're so beautiful! Maybe if we're good little playthings for them they'll give us wings too!"

Thancred surprised - "You don't want to return to the Source?!"

Wolf holds his hand in front of his face, staring at it like he's trying to figure out what it is. Smiles sadly - "I don't belong there. I belong with the fae. It hurts less here. Everything hurts less."

Thancred scoffs and throws over more moss - "Okay, time for more candy. Eat up." Thought - 'How long does this take to work?'

Wolf covering his stuffed mouth and literally says - "Nom nom nom nom nom!"

Thancred facepalm - "Godsdammit Wolf are you even swallowing it?!"

Wolf looking guilty with stuck out cheek - "Yeppers!"

Camera focus back on the twins and Ryne talking, Thancred straddling Wolf in the background. Wolf pushing back Thancred's hands. Wolf yelling - "NOOO! Yucky! You can't make me!"

The teens start turning to watch them. Thancred - "Damnit Wolf don't force me to draw my blade!" Wolf - "I've swallowed swords much bigger'n that!"

Teens watching, Alisae facepalm, Alphi embarrassed, Ryne confused.  Thancred - "WHAT?! Ah! So the Ul'dahn legends are true!" Wolf - "FOUGHT! I mean fought swords bi -"

Back to Wolf and Thancred. Thancred straddling Wolf. Pinning Wolf's hands above him with one arm and covering his mouth and nose with the other hand. Wolf's eyes wide. Thancred - "Whatever, just swallow the damned medicine!"

Back to teens. Ryne, uncomfortable - "So… You two are in charge, right?" Alphinaud facepalm - "Yes. Until we find Y'Shtola or Uriangier at least." Alisae explains smugly - "Those two are really just the muscle of the group, fear not you're in good hands!"

Thancred still straddling Wolf, raising arms in triumph. Wolf gagging - "So bitter." Thancred - "All right! Now let's find Uriangier!"

Wolfram Saga Comics (Chronological)

[personalitynexus]

‘Try’ + Thancred Waters

{XX}

"And here I was about to put the cakes and teas away for the night." The beaten Scion chuckled with a wince as he held a hand to his ribs. Those were going to smart in the morning, even after a healers touch. He might need to have Uriangier look at that later.

"What's it going to be then, chaps? Tea or cake?" He put his best attempt at a smile on his beaten face, his free hand relaxed at his side but ready to draw his weapon should the need arise. He hoped the need wouldn't come.

"Well? Come on then, I haven't got all soddin' night."

[totallycorrectffxivquotes]

Urianger: I promise I won’t make a pact with a demon

WoL: I don’t completely believe you, but that’s okay.

[lunaticstar]

the Il Mheg comedy hour 

[starswornoaths]

Beetle to Serella: "Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has."

Princess Bride ask starters- Accepting!

“D’you suppose the Fuath remember their names from before they drowned?” Serella asked Beetle as they lay in the flower fields near Handmirror Lake. 

“If they do, I’m not sure it would even matter.” Beetle replied with a shrug. “They don’t seem keen on talking in aught but riddles.”

“I mean, sure, they’re fae folk, that’s what they do. I’d wager they remember, even if a little, if someone asked them.” 

"Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has." Beetle dismissed.

Challenged- and how could Serella possibly pass up a challenge- the Paladin sat up abruptly.

“Why don’t we ask them?” She suggested. 

“Have you learned nothing from Uriangier? The best way to deal with the Fuath is to not.” Beetle huffed.

“Oh please. When have I ever listened to him?” Serella said, springing up to her feet. “Besides, I’d argue he’d encourage research in the pursuit of knowledge!”

Beetle was unmoved by her pumping her fist in the air excitedly. “I’ll remember to say something nice at your funeral.”

Beetle had faintly hoped it would discourage her from going. A hope promptly dashed when she heard the sound of splashing water and looked up to find that Serella had already dove in.

“Lucia must have taken away her brain cell for the day.” Beetle sighed, laying back down on the flowers.

When Serella washed up from the edge of the lake some half a bell later, vomited a knot of kelp that had clearly been shoved in her mouth, and said, “I was right,” and promptly collapsed into the mud, Beetle only sighed and sat next to her. She’d wake up. Eventually.

[yelowcat]

One time, I had an Yda glamour on my Paladin and hung out with a friend who had Uriangier’s costume.

[trans-alphinaud]

i am so bad at the following people quests. i have to do them like four times

[ahlua-ffxiv]

[yloiseconeillants]

Swapsies, Uriangier lmao. Also Yloise!!

Urianger

sexuality headcanon: demisexual to asexual (actually urianger is me in high school which is "i have no idea what i'm into but i do know i do not want people to touch or perceive me except maybe this EXACT one person and even then that's pushing it")

otp: Oh, Moenbryda? Like I have another choice? Apparently he's going to be co-parenting with Thancred at some point which I am sure I am going to flail over.

brotp: Y'shtola. She tends to be the only person who converses with Urianger in the Waking Sands in the idle set-dressing periods between quests.

notp: man idk live and let live

first headcanon that pops into my head: as a few others have mentioned, Urianger is trans. Also he barely attends any of the banquets or parties thrown for the Scions but the one time he does, he witnesses Yloise shove like 3 bonbons into her mouth and then hide a bunch more in her pockets and they make eye contact through their red glasses for a moment and Urianger is like 'right, back to the library.'

one way in which I relate to this character: *see sexuality headcanon* BUT ALSO relating to the 'do not perceive me' I ALSO wore a giant coat in high school at all times-

thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: but i never wore sandals

cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: cinnamon roll probably even if the game wants to bait me into thinking he's Up to Something with his brief interactions with the Ascians.

Yloise (AHAHA THANK YOU)

sexuality headcanon:

otp: I'm deep in Catholic Elf Hell rn so Haurchefant/Yloise, even though i don't know if they're actually... like, good for each other... To copypasta something else I wrote on the dynamic: "both are steeped in this sort of chivalric game of manners where they exaggerate and indulge each other’s heroic ideals as flirting and the fall out that occurs when living up to those ideals proves self-destructive." Anyway :D

brotp: I would say Y'shtola here but huge shout out to Gilgamesh. oh my god vallerin also being her literal brother

notp: Probably like any of the Scions. She loves them but I don't think there's anything romantic there with any of them.

first headcanon that pops into my head: Yloise survives the Waking Sands Massacre because during the Titan battle, she ends up getting k'o'ed taking a hit for (my partner's character) Frederyk and has to spend a few days recovering at the Warmwine Sanitorium.

one way in which I relate to this character: she is my oc and i am giving her the absolute worst versions of character flaws that i have recovered from or moved past but something we still have in common is being extremely indulgent re: sweets. Just, the more ridiculous and intricate, the better.

thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: LMAO EVERYTHING PLEASE STOP LYING TO PEOPLE SHE'S MAKING THINGS SO MUCH HARDER FOR HERSELF AND EVERYONE AROUND HER.

cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: no. 1 problematic fave

thank you for the ask, @azure-dragonsinger!

[pippuns]

I’m leveling rdm finally and I got the orothodox coat of casting and it’s the same model as post hw uriangier but since rdm has melee as a part of its rotation and every time I get to it all I can think is

To hells with this. Thy will catcheth mine hands

all im saying is that there's a reason it was urianger and not alphinaud who got to throw hands if you have a healer wol in the trust trial

[xiv-wolfram]

Primal Awakening - The Binding Coil - Comic Script

Post ARR - Patch 2.0

Wolfram and Alisae investigate Bahamut - Part 1.

Catch up on my WoLComics (Chronological List)

This is the script for a future comic. Posting for those who don’t want to wait to get the story. Numbers indicate frame number.

Part 1

Wolfram and Alisae exit the Bahamut facility into Northern Thanalan. Wide shot. Narrator - "Wolfram has just emerged from the first Coil of Bahamut with Alisae. He's been impressed with her brother Alphinaud and is happy for the chance to get to know her as well."

Alisae smiles - “Grandfather's alive, Wolfram! Bahamut did not defeat him!”

Wolfram beams - “I’m so happy for you! This is amazing news indeed!”

Alisae ponders - “But why won't he return to us? I don't understand...This expedition has yielded more questions than it did answers.”

Wolf nods - “Aye, I sensed something… off about him. Perhaps he is bound there? Somehow unable to leave?”

Wolf beams and places a hand on her shoulder, comfortingly - “Whatever it is, we will figure it out together. I will do everything in my power to see you reunited with your family!”

Alisae looks surprised - “Why thank you Wolfram! That is quite a lot to promise to someone you’ve basically just met.” Thought - ‘Perhaps I remind him of my brother?’

Wolf looks embarrassed, holding a hand to his head - “Sorry if I seem overeager. I lost my own family many years ago. I would see you and your brother spared that pain.”

Alisae smiles sadly - “I see. I’m sorry you have known such loss and I thank you for your aid. On the few occasions I’ve talked with my brother recently he has spoken most highly of you.”

Wolf smiles - “I’m glad to hear it. I’ve become quite fond of him. In fact, he reminds me of my own brother, Klaus.”

Alisae grins - “Was your brother a bit of a know-it-all as well?”

Wolf laughs - “More than a bit! Yet also kind at heart and had a way with words. Strong sense of justice.”

Alisae laughs - “That is indeed an apt description of Alphinaud. Though if you tell him I said so I will deny every word!”

Alisae nods - “At any rate, we would both be better for a rest. Let us return to the Waking Sands and reflect upon what we have seen.”

Wolfram smiles - “Aye. Although …Ul'dah is on the way. Let me see that you’re fed before we continue on to Vesper Bay. Uriangier’s cooking leaves much to be desired. Besides, I should check in with my commanding officer. I try to keep the Flames aware of my location in case they need my aid while I’m in the field.” Thought - ‘I could just say I want to check in on Raubahn. Why am I being weird about it?’

Alisae laughs. Thinks - ‘Poor Urianger. Yet he speaks true.’ Says - “That it does! I would welcome a proper meal. Pray do not hurry on my account. I’ll be fine continuing on my own after we eat if you have business in Ul’dah. I may not be able to slay dragons single-handedly, but I’m perfectly capable of defending myself from the common beasts of Thanalan.”

Wolf grins - “I should have known you had a warrior’s spirit. Forgive me my protective instincts.” Alisae smirks - “No apology needed.”

A) Wolf whistles. B) Asuna, his red chocobo, flies towards them.

Wolf walks up to Asuna and pats her beak. - “Asuna, I’d like you to meet Alisae. She’s Alphi’s twin sister.” Asuna - “Kweh!”.

Alisae surprised - “Where’d she come from?!” Wolf (off frame) - “The stables in Ul’dah. She’s been working so hard I thought she could use a rest… “

Wolf beckons to Alisae from atop Asuna - “Yet I’m far too tired myself after fighting to walk all the way there. Hop on!” Alisae pats Asuna’s beak - “Well, thank you miss Asuna!”

Part 2

Walking out of the quicksand. They’re holding loaves and eating as they talk and walk towards the Flame headquarters. Alisae - “This is delicious! A bit spicy, yet were it on their menu I would order it again happily. How did you get them to make it for us?”

Wolf beams - “I’m glad you like them! It’s a Thavnairian recipe. Momodi and I go way back. I used to work for her when I lived here over a decade ago.”

Alisae surprised - “Oh? Were you her bodyguard?” Wolf winks - “No, I wasn’t always this chivalrous and heroic. I worked in the kitchen.”

Wolf smiles - “I had tired of conflict and it was familiar work. I’m a decent cook having grown up working in my parents inn… in Gyr Abania.” Thought - ‘Should I be telling her this? She feels trustworthy and I sense in her a kindred spirit. She reminds me of someone…who?’

Alisae smiles sadly - “I see. I’m sorry. I’m sure it was nice to have a peaceful profession for a time.” Thought - ‘Ah, so he’s Ala Mhigan, I suppose he lost his family to the Garleans then. Poor fellow.’

Wolf smiles - “Thank you. It was. These rolls are my father’s recipe, though they are light on chilis.” 

They’re about halfway to the Hall of Flames. Finished their food. Wolf nervous - “So…I know you were close with your grandfather, but what about your parents? Are they still in your life?” Alisae looks uncomfortable - “They are alive, but… our relationship is strained of late. They were less than thrilled at our decision to travel so soon after graduating the studium.”

Wolf concerned - “Ah. That is a shame. Perhaps once they see the good work you’re both doing they’ll be more supportive?”

Alisae smiles - “I certainly hope so. I know one of their concerns is our protection. I must say your combat style intrigues me. To wield both blade and magic.”

Wolf beams - “Thank you! I’m a Red Mage. It’s a rare style from Gyr Abania. I trained for several years with my friend X’Rhun. While my current duties limit my time, if you’re interested in learning a bit yourself I’d be happy to contact him for you.”

Alisae beams - “Thank you! I do appreciate the offer, but I prefer to stand on my own merits. Though once we’ve taken care of Bahamut I would be glad to know this X’Rhun’s location so I may seek him out myself.”

They reach the Hall of Flames. Wolf beams - “I admire your independence. Know that I’m just a linkshell call away if you need anything though. I’ll take my leave. Travel well, Alisae.” Alisae beams - “I will. Thank you again for all of your help. As well as the good food and company. I’ll see you soon.” Thought - 'He's so nice. And not only tolerates but likes my brother. An impressive feat indeed.'

Catch up on my WoLComics (Chronological List)

[emetkoto]

pls know that when i see uriangier in msq now im like. ah yes. emes husband

JASJDJFJ IM SO GLAD OMG.......just know any time he's not on screen it's bc he's off kissing her ❤️

[totallycorrectffxivquotes]

WoL: Do you think that Ascians having sex with mortals was seen as like beastiality in the Ascian-world?

Thancred: do you think that when you reach the lifestream, Hydaelyn will show you that comment?

WoL: Bold of you to assume I can die.

Uriangier: Pretty sure they actually answer this in the Zodiark bible and the answer is yes. The Whole 'Emet Selch and the lesser ascians want to have free will' part has the 'ascians also wanting to be gendered so they can be with mortals' part in it.

Alphinaud: Zodiark was kink-shaming Emet-Selch.

Alisaie: Zodiark tempered the people of Amaurot without consent, he can mind his business.

Uriangier: They did consent tho, like that's a whole thing. I've found texts where the main focus was the Convocation’s Yes. It didn't happen without warning. Zodiark was literally like "hey my pals, i’m thinking you one of you should be my mortalsona" and Elidibus was like "that'd be an honor."

Y’shtola: I didn't claw my way out of the lifestream just to be sent back there by reading the word “Mortalsona”.