#uso rambles

[noellashes]

hiiiiiiii! feel free to ignore this ask but what do you like about noelashe? :0 I really like them too but I don't exactly know why myself... the parallels perhaps? the care? the potential? either way, I'm asking you how you feel about them! And I hope you have a wonderful day! :)

so so sorry for the late response but

anon you don't understand how long ive been waiting for someone to ask me this exact question

this may be extremely long depending on how much i feel like talking about so i apologize

spoilers inbound after this point!!

there are many, many reasons ive fallen in love with them and their dynamic, but ill try to condense them into a more readable format

the sections will be as follows:

 their parallels and how they compliment each other

their kindness and affection towards each other

how they treat the other differently to the others in the mansion

more surface level dynamic things i like

the things that got me attached to them in the first place

parallels!

i feel like every noelashe fan understands their parallels somewhat but im insane so im gonna go in depth

they match and contrast each other in so so many different ways, down to even design (i actually made a post about that before it shouldnt be too hard to find)

their personalities are one thing, energetic and tired, extroverted and introverted, loud and shy, cruel and kind, fake and genuine, manipulative and naïve, i could go on but thatd be WAY too long so i'll just mention these

but thats just on the surface, they actually match each other a LOT more than you think

how ashe is more introverted than what meets the eye, not liking people out of distrust, and noel being tons more talkative and social, adoring people and barely being able to hate anyone

noel being smarter than he appears, willing to lie and manipulate for what he wants, and ashe being really easy to fool sometimes, immediately believing anything he thinks can bring back his family

and of course the obvious, their wishes

the same wish, the same pain, they go through such similar trauma with different ways of dealing with it

or so you think, their coping is very similar and this is acknowledged in sirius's conclusion, the only real difference being if theyre violent or not. noel, has sworn off harming people but he's still not above using backhanded methods for his goals. ashe, despite doing awful things for his wants, still has noble(ish) reasons for why he does these things

neither are entirely innocent, but neither are completely guilty

they both just want the people they care for to live peacefully, alive

but both do some pretty fucked up things for this wish, noel lies to sirius and uses dorothy as a ploy, ashe well- i think we all know. ashe commits multiple varied crimes that range from theft to murder and noel's own negligence can be considered a crime in some cases.

they have an understanding no one else does and it creates a lot of interest towards them and develops them as individuals too

kindness

they care so much for each other its insane

noel has trouble seeing ashe as anything but kind and ashe cant help but feel attached to noel even if he doesnt want to, which makes them get close each time and it makes them feel for each other a LOT more than they need to

the times where noel is sick and ashe takes care of him, ashe saying he lied so noel wont feel bad, noel letting ashe confide in him and ashe even trusting him enough to say his worries in the first place, the list goes on

they just have an instant bond bc they want someone to care and help them (even if both have trouble admitting it) and they want to help each other, which just makes them care more

it always ends in kindness between the two and it's one of the ways we get a happy ending

special treatment

i could put this in the kindness section but i think it deserves its own section bc its so damn cute

it does have a little less to go over tho as it doesn't happen much

im also gonna start adding screenshots and such

noel seems to really admire ashe and his abilities so much more than anyone else its adorable

hes so amazed by him literally just cooking and he doesnt comment on anything to do with precise stuff that isnt smth ashe does, i may be wrong but i dont think ive ever seen him comment on smth like sirius drawing talismans which is highly specific but will ALWAYS think about how impressed he is with ashe

he also just

treats ashe in a similar way to claire, like he just casually says ashe saved him which is such a strong word to him with no thought and he LITERALLY SAYS HE TRUSTS HIM UNCONSCIOUSLY BC HE REMINDS HIM OF CLAIRE if that doesnt say smth i dont know what does

and ashe always opens up to noel so much more than anyone else like noel has gotten ashe to talk about himself unlike anyone else, the only other character he talked to about things was claire (technically sirius too but he was drunk off his ass so im not counting it) and that was like once he doesnt even say anything that isnt surface level

ashe also just refuses to harm noel and i dont think anyone has noticed this before

it makes sense if his killings are during the day bc noel literally just isnt there but some other times he has no excuse

HE MOVES TO THE SIDE HERE EVEN IF WHERE HE WAS STANDING GAVE HIM A CLEARER SHOT TO CLAIRE YOU CANT TELL ME IT WASNT SO HE DELIBERATELY MISSES NOEL

ALSO HE COULDVE TRIED AGAIN OR GONE AFTER HIM BUT NO HE JUST GOES "missed one!" AND CALLS IT A DAY IF THATS NOT PROOF HE DOESNT WANNA HURT NOEL I DONT KNOW WHAT IS

surface level things

as much as i love the incredible lengths of their relationship, i also like more simple things that im just gonna put into a little list

theyre so sun and moon guys

BLACK CAT AND GOLDEN RETRIEVER BFS

their color palettes look nice together

babygirl and wet cat

loves to cook and fucking awful at cooking

smartass x dumbass

mutual healing

their symbols being hearts and stars those look so cute together

"i care about you!!" "why??", mutually

little bitch and sweetheart

both are affectionate but neither can handle it

emotionally repressed x the one who wants them to grow again

bfs who rant about their interests

same trauma

very strange guy x doesnt care

"im a disgusting monster" "HOW?"

the black and white good evil thing is very aesthetically pleasing for them

angel and devil (kinda)

why i fell in love with them

theres a lot of reasons why i love them but theres a few very specific things that got me attached

most obvious is that theyre both my favorites, im extremely attached to ashe and i loved him from the start, i didnt start liking noel until a tiny bit later but he very quickly gained my love

i also relate to them both heavily so seeing them care so much for each other gave me comfort

its a huge pattern that most of my ships are of the character i got immediately attached to and relate to and other character i relate to who cares about the first character

the fate line. its just so gay i was like "thats kinda gay" and while i didnt always think of it like it was super important it always stuck in my head like "yeah i could ship them"

but the real thing that started this all was the wine scene

its when i realized how much they cared for each other and then the floodgates opened, and here we are now!!

its still by far my favorite scene of the two it just makes me so happy its so adorable

conclusion

i have an extreme love for noelashe and just seeing them can make my entire mood better

i dont think many people have analyzed them as much as me so its sad to see how much stuff with them goes unnoticed

theyre genuinely so great for each other, platonic, romantic or anything in between, they deserve to be happy with each other

im so sorry for this being so long and maybe really hard to understand but i adore them so much

if you read this all thank you so much!! have a great day

[crxssjae]

I'm late to the party, I know. Gotta give y'all a present to the samijey/jeysami shippers.

[jobikinn]

rare art post!!!

[sincaraz]

2024 sabalinner bookends 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[solo-uso]

there's this (kayfabe) interview where ko tells paul heyman a story of eating at waffle house alone (his kayfabe reason for dining alone being: he has no friends bc of things he did in the past. but non kayfabe the reason's probably simpler lol).

he recounts spotting naomi, jimmy, jey, and tamina dining there too. he describes giving them a polite nod of acknowledgement, noting he didnt interact further because he didnt really know them. they leave, and when he goes to pay his check, they already paid his meal.

knowing the usos' legit recurring love of waffle house and kevin bringing real encounters and emotions into promos, it sounds like a real thing that happened

it's a heartwarming story and kevin has a real skill of using his experience to enrich dynamics. bc he followed it up with basically being like "jey did this nice thing for me (therefore i know jey's capable of good) but actually no he's changed since then, because of roman, and hopefully naomi and tamina don't get wrapped up in it too" lol. he knew how to craft a heartwarming real story into a character lesson

[bad-blog-01]

mil disculpas a mis mutuals, cuando veo un post suyo en mi feed entro a sus perfiles y spameo un poco hasta cruzarme con mi siguiente mutual, si ven que espameo tengan esto en cuenta

[jj-dyl]

i love how jey didn’t even get mad when sami was saying he felt alone and felt it should be kevin next to him. and i feel like jey uses anger to cover hurt a lot of the time. but this time his main focus was reassuring him. and then immediately forgave him when he apologised

[dude-iloveu]

aah 5am rambling

is the spirit of mori from 13 april here right now. can you finish writing this.

also. i found the fics i wrote back in 2020 abt dr crab (& OC). and I'm relieved it went unpublished because um. lmao.

[jabeur]

wait just realised that jasmine has played andreescu in the past 2 slams and now at uso too 😭

[noellashes]

Okay so smth i noticed that i feel like ppl should talk about more is that noelashe in addition to being foils in a narrative sense also foil each other in design as well

Ashe has teal (but overall more blue) hair and yellow eyes, Noel has blond (yellow) hair and blue eyes. SO THEIR EYE AND HAIR COLORS MATCH RACH OTHER AS BEING THE SAME IN OPPOSITE WAYS

BUT another thing is their undershirts are directly inverted

Ashe wears a black turtleneck and Noel wears a white collared shirt

THEY LITERALLY MATCH EAHC 9THER AND IT SHOWS THAT IF YOU LOOK A LITTLE DEEPER INTO THEM YOULL FIND THEIR INTENTIONS

It sh9ws how Ashe is "bad" and Noel "good"

I JUST LOVE TH3M SO MUCH CDWHUB THEYRE SO SILLY

[crxssjae]

So I watched some Total Divas clips and episodes because Jey is sometimes on the show.

If you look at Jimmy, he looking like, "Why are you mad" expression while Jey is like, "Your fault" and Tamina is just like she's so done with Jimmy.

Here are the expressions (mostly Jey 😂):

[sincaraz]

going to usopen on tuesday and wednesday and it’s gonna be so much fun because my parents are paying for everything 😈😈😈

[rookierambles]

“THE YEET MASTER MAIN EVENT JEY USO”

[ripleyfilms]

i was fully expecting jey to jump dom’s ass fr

[pupuseriazag]

Me jodieron el pelo en el salon

[jj-dyl]

not to be a hater but i kinda don’t want cody to dethrone roman… i want it to be jey 🫢