#v: crack

[violeteyedkiller]

@skxrbrand said: "FEAR OF CATS?!" DAEMON LAUGHTER

"THEY STEAL SHADOWS YOU FUCKER."

[ashortdropandasuddenstop]

“If next time I walk on you tongue fucking Jones after my whole crew risked their lives to get you back to the living; I'm divorcing you before you can even ask the question.”

Oh please. I assure you that was false .. painting. I would never. That..thing.. is hardly my type!

[futurefind]

"..."

Kubrik staring at being booped.

[primeguarded]

"What....What are you even TALKING about right now?"

[pawnshcpdevil]

RUNNING AROUND BITING!!!

Random Ask || Always Accepting

BITING BACK BITING BACK BITING THE OVERGROWN CHICKEN

@vampiric-bite

[demoisellebeauty]

How pure are you?

"Well... that's very flattering to hear, and I do try to be a good person, but otherwise I'm not sure I would describe myself quite that way. 'Pure' is a bit much if you ask me."

[fantasycorrupted-a]

"So, Hella, what you're saying is that you want candy for Valentine's Day."

“Yes. I will absolutely not stop you from getting me candy. Candy is so good.”

Don’t mind her, she’s on her third coffee and she’s about to start bouncing off the walls. Do not give her any more coffee. Or candy. Not right now.

[androidafton]

"I guess the ability to flirt skipped a generation." He means himself.

[justitium]

tag dump

[ashortdropandasuddenstop]

Hi hi,

So, if John was a cat, do you think he could be be your familiar?

Considering he's already a protective, bratty, lap loving, attention suck, I feel he would fit the role nicely.

Plus, cmon, Homeboy with soft, fluffy ears, a whip tail and added cat sass, adorable right?

OH MY GOD.

Imagine the dumb costumes you could put him in.

He's gonna kill me for telling you all this.

I'm considering saving him the trouble.

[futurefind]

this has me screeching asdfg all of 'em but one block... cyrillo really is her match huh :' )

Bingo Time, Baby!! // @tvrningout

Ah.

Ah.

Sasume adamantly refuses to look at Cyrillo's face as the heat creeps up her own neck— she's already perfectly aware of how smug he can get, and the last thing she needs is to see the handsome and/or teasing smirk on his face.

"Don't even start," she says preemptively, already embarrassed enough.

"Besides," she huffs. How much is she his type— "You're still plenty talkative compared to me—"

Which. Mean's he's 100% her type. Which she already knew but—

Even more reason for him to be smug.

Her face goes red and she squirms, relenting, and puts her face in her hands with a groan.

"Shut up." she says again, whining. "I can still kick your ass—" As if she's never happy to let him win, regardless.

[primeguarded]

"I have two braincells: One is lost and the other is out looking for it."

[chaotiicgoods]

@oldmaqic​ said: *bites Sebastian’s arm*

“What the hell was that !?” He quickly removes his arm and looks at her with huge eyes, feeling betrayed. 

[pawnshcpdevil]

^ His outfits. WACK.

[risenwings]

v: out of order-- loosely follows IDW, with some tweaks

v: nemesis rising-- tfp/idw fusion, sort of. Wartime Decepticons

v: tick tock-- Functionist/Rebel AU

v: undecided-- everything else

v: crack-- Nothing is serious here

[fantasycorrupted-a]

ríane: the plan is, we attack these guys...

fíann: i’m listening?

ríane:

fíann:

ríane: you just cut his throat.

fíann: well, you said attack.

ríane: yes. not murder. good job, though. he’s not breathing anymore.