#vagie

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Puppy Fight: Chaggie ft. Emily

Puppy Love part 3 / Jazzercise part 2

Charlie: (hyping herself up and shadow boxing as she walks into the new hotel gym) Alright! I got this! I've been working on my cardio. Just a few more sessions before- *SCREEEEEEEEEECH!!!!*

Vaggie: (wearing even shorter spandex shorts than last time, wrist wraps, and her sports bra, grunting as she works through a set of Muscle Ups, body absolutely slick with sweat) Eighteen!!!..... Gah, fuck! .......Nineteen!!!

Emily: (hair tied up in a messy bun, powder blue, long sleeve, skin tight exercise shirt, and navy blue shorts that cut off just below her glutes) Come on, Vaggie! You got this! One more!

Vaggie: (takes a deep breath, scowls as she grits her teeth, and nearly roars as she muscles her way up and over the bar into a full extension) Twenty!!!

Emily: (jumps and squeals excitedly) Woohoo! You did it! (makes another check on a whiteboard) That's three rounds of twenty muscle ups, fifty mountain climbers, and 100 jump-ropes!

Vaggie: (drops to the floor with a sigh, wipes her face with her black sweat rag, and takes a drink of water) Thanks for helping me push through, Emily. I was kind of surprised you even showed up. Charlie didn't have another group exercise planned for a couple more days when the next meeting with Heaven came up.

Emily: (staring bashfully at Vaggie's muscles) Oh! Well, you know! I figured it would be good to come down early! You know. Catch up with Charlie. (eyes scour over Vaggie's abs and shoulders) See the sights.

Vaggie: (suddenly feeling a little naked) Riiiiiiiiight.... Well, I'm gonna go hit the showers. Thanks again for the help. (quickly jogs towards the door and stops as she sees Charlie) Hey, Babe! I didn't know you were going to be working out today. You should have said something. I would have waited for you. (shifts her eye back at Emily)

Emily: (awkwardly looks around to make sure she isn't being watched before she sneakily takes the sweat rag Vaggie left behind)

Vaggie: (whispering back to Charlie with a slight blush and a wink) We could have shared a shower after.

Charlie: (heart throbs painfully) Dammit! How did I not think of that before now?!

Vaggie: (chuckles before kissing Charlie lightly on the cheek) Another time. I'll be sure to save you some hot water. Love you. (slips through the door and jogs up to their room)

Charlie: Love you too~ (eyes dart to Emily as soon as the door closes and she zips over to the pull up bars with a smile painfully plastered on her face) Hi, Emily!

Emily: Yipe! (jumps and hides Vaggie's rag behind her back) Oh! H-Hi, Charlie! H-How are you?

Charlie: I'm good. I'm good. (obviously not good as her tail slithers along the floor behind her like a snake ready to strike) I wasn't expecting to see you for a few days.

Emily: Oh! Yeah, well, l-like I told Vaggie. I figured I'd come down a little early so we could catch up!

Charlie: (sickly sweet tone) Well, what better way to catch up and build a bond than by exercising together?! (wraps an arm around Emily's shoulder tightly and leads her over to the treadmills) How about it, Emily? I'm sure you guys up in Heaven exercise all the time!

Emily: (balks) Actually, Charlie, I'm suddenly not feeling the greatest. I think I got teleportation sickness.

Charlie: Then a light jog should help you get that good airflow that you need. (pushes Emily on a treadmill and takes the one right next to her before turning them both on and ramping up the incline and speed to 5/10 and 6/10) This should be a good warmup, right?

Emily: eeep!

-Later-

Charlie: (sitting and soaking her dead legs in an ice bath with a whine-growl)

Vaggie: (brings in a protein shake and hands it to Charlie) And what did we learn?

Charlie: (growling and baring her teeth like an angry puppy as she takes the shake) To mark every last inch of your skin the week Emily arrives. (all sad and sappy) She's still my friend! (back to snarling as she takes a sip of her drink) But she needs to remember that you're MINE!!!

Vaggie: (blushing) ......Did I completely miss something?

-In one of the guest rooms-

Emily: (whimpering as she soaks her noodle legs in a hot bath) Owie.... (stares at the sweat rag on the bathroom sink) ......*sigh* Worth it. I'll have to apologize to Charlie later. I think she liked those rainbow sprinkles back in Heaven.

[chiconisroc]

If Exorcists are made from Michael's feathers, does that mean that Vaggie (As well as all Exorcists) is Adam's cousin and Charlie’s both cousin and great-aunt?

Technically, all Exorcists are Michael's daughter, and Adam and Lilith are Sera's children, and Michael and Sera are siblings of Lucifer. So, Exorcists are Adam and Lilith's cousins, and therefore they are Charlie's great-aunts, but at the same time they are Lucifer's nieces, and therefore they are Charlie's cousins. I almost went crazy while I was compiling this messed up family tree, because it was hard to figure out these family bonds.

Both of Lucifer's wives are his nieces. Even if Eve was not created by Sera, she was created by angels who are siblings of Sera and Lucifer. And Charlie is dating her great-aunt-cousin.

Imagine Angel, who has realized all this, making fun of Charlie, Vaggie and Lucifer.

Spoilers!!

LOLOLOL, yep, Vaggie and Lute are basically... Michael's 'children' : ), you nailed that well : ), i was wondering when someone was gonna point that out : o The family is... hella wacky, talked to my betas about it and im like damn, it is crazy.... I would love someone to draw out the family tree and see how crazy it is : ), i bet it be funny to see it hahaha

[orokke-a-tied0201]

már az elején tudtam,hogy meghatározó személy leszel az életemben.

[without-you-way]

Hihetetlenül vágyom az érintésedre.

[viliavereb]

Hatsune Miku in my Culture (in hungarian folktales style)

And Hatsune Miku in My culture (pesti altercsaj)

[lonelysoul235]

A túlgondolás megöli a lelket.

[mennyespoholhatara]

Két dolog megy nehezen: elaludni és felkelni.

[senki-hercegnoje]

A Nőnek, aki ezt olvassa:

Remélem, találsz egy férfit, aki szeretni fog olyannak, amilyen vagy. Egy férfit, aki elfogad hibáiddal együtt. Egy férfit, aki úgy néz rád, mintha nyert volna a lottón. Egy férfit, aki soha nem fog összehasonlítani a többi nővel, aki büszke lesz rád, tisztel és megbecsül. ❤️

[amit-sose-mondtam-el]

…és én inkább belehaltam abba a kevésbe, amink volt, mint hogy mindent elveszítsek.

[holdkiralylany]

Feltölt minden csókod.

[verzek-csenben-elek]

Mert ha valakit igazán szeretünk szembe megyünk érte bárkivel..

[the-fool-who-loves]

Ott vagy mindehol…

Ott vagy a tüdőmben minden egyes lélegzetvételnél.

Ott vagy a reggeli kávéban.

Ott vagy minden egyes legördülő könnycseppben.

A fejemben minden percben ott vagy.

Minden szív dobbanásban ott vagy.

Csak mellettem nem vagy…

[orokke-a-tied0201]

nekem bármit mutatsz magadból,a világon nincs olyan dolog amiért kiábrándulnék belőled vagy ne szeresselek tovább

mert az a legszebb az egészben,hogy tényleg magadért szeretlek,azért aki vagy

[without-you-way]

Egyszerre érzem azt, hogy dühös vagyok rád és hogy bármit megtennék azért, hogy láthassalak.

[egy-lany-blogja]

Át sétálnék a parázson,ha tudnám ott vársz rám a végén...

[lonelysoul235]

Tudtam hogy fájni fog, de nem gondoltam volna hogy ennyire tönkretesz