#vakariansmonocle

[criminalmindsverse]

Criminal Minds | 4.12 | Soul Mates

[byelacey]

literally obsessed with people who seem to think you, an artist, are like "every one seeking notes is just for attention" or smth entirely different like

bro... calm down... you're putting words in mouths and that's just rude as fuck lmao

asking for notes IS asking for attention, there isn't anything else it can be haha. but asking for attention is only bad when you turn into an asshole about it, in my opinion

[wickedsnack]

I was gonna mask myself as an anon to be like post a tutorial but now I'm just like

what if u come give kiss

theydies and gentlethems, my boyfriend

[dstantstargazer]

Get to know me!

Hellooo! o/ I’m Sage. I was tagged for this by @zeloinator

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Last song: The Ballad of Mona Lisa by Panic! at the Disco. Spotify was giving me some emo throwbacks, and who am I to refuse some good ol’ nostalgia?

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Currently reading: Sword of Destiny by Andrzej Sapkowski (second book in the Witcher series). I’ve almost finished with it, so after that I want to start on Le Morte d'Arthur by Thomas Malory. (I’d just finished reading Wolfram von Eschenbach’s Parzival not too long ago, and it’s made me curious about other Arthurian works.)

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Currently watching: Honestly, I’ve been slacking so much on TV shows lately, that I haven’t really been watching anything at the moment. But Good Omens season 2 is about to drop soon, and I’m definitely going to be binging that as much as I can!!

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Current obsession: This is tricky because I feel like I don’t have one big obsession at the moment, but a few smaller ones. My FFXIV obsession has died down quite a bit, and I don’t really have anything that’s quite replaced that.

Granblue Fantasy is definitely one that’s picked up (especially anything to do with the Dragon Knights). I’ve also been getting into Honkai Star Rail (tentatively, bc I remember my time with Genshin Impact lol). Mostly I tend to talk about these in private rather than posting about them on here because fandom scares me lol.

And, of course, I already mentioned a new Good Omens season is dropping very soon, so I fully expect to fall back into that obsession when it does.

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Tagging: @winterwedded @wickedsnack @vakariansmonocle @sam4books @pk-hella @serpari @sangrefae uhhhh i'm bad at tagging so anyone else who sees this and wants to do it too <3

[scriptuurient]

vakariansmonocle replied to your post “as soon as I stop having dreams that spark new story ideas it’s over...”

ur tags: thats what the dude in ur dreams was saying probably at some point

u think ur REAL FUNNY

[crucibleknight]

8 & 34

70 questions || accepting

08: Played any sports?       tennis, badly 

34: Who/what was your last dream about?       having to engage in a cooking competition in a nuclear wasteland at gunpoint with all of 3 ingredients 

[mysteryhack]

vakariansmonocle replied to your post “I think I need a massage or something lads I sneezed and my whole back...”

Maybe hot bath or like hot pack to help with the ache

I can’t really do either atm :C but I’ll see what I can do with warm wet washcloths and I’ll find the heating pad tomorrow

[some-chaos-shit-i-guess]

I've been tagged by @ankinskywalker quite a lot for selfies over the last few months.

After Luke and I receiving some pretty vulgar messages off of someone who had done some extensive research on us, I decided that I wasn't comfortable posting pictures of my self. I no longer felt safe to do so given the amount of time it this guy spent on Luke and I. A few months have passed and I now feel comfortable with something I never used to give a second thought to. So here are a few of my favourite selfies from last year.

@lordkevington @broken-generosity @ankinskywalker @yourewaytoocool @heavyblue-blizzard @thealternativeyogi @vakariansmonocle @kiss-me-just-once-for-luck @in-my-view-nothing-comes-my-way @palewonder-darkeyes

@themightoftheempire @sweetnovember95 @ultraryolence @little-pink-clouds @luvpayne @scream4thestars

[issdefiant]

hey tony did u know you're hella handsome and also i hope you're ok

ayy thank u aeron, ur hella handsome too

i’m doing alright. surgery went well and i’m already doing better than when i went in, so y’know

how’ve you been doing? we haven’t actually talked in like years

[firstenchanterorsino]

vakariansmonocle replied to your post: “brent smith is only 5′8″ holy shit”:

i always thought he was taller omg??? wth??

i guESS NOT he said he was 5′8″ in articles talking abt his diet and exercise so im just

holy shit

[grandenchanterfiona]

vakariansmonocle replied to your post: DAI isn’t working. Like, it’ll start up, give me a...

that used to happen to me a lot? i legit can’t remember the fix but its probs not worth trying to fix t b h.

I’m just uninstalling. I just wanted to fuck with the CC. 

[criminalmindsverse]

Emily Prentiss & Spencer Reid

Criminal Minds | 4.03 | Minimal Loss

[wickedsnack]

WIP WEDNESDAY

Tagged by @cairamelcoffee <3 thank you darling!

I have too many WIPs really, some of which i cannot share for one reason or another, but we'll start with non-commissions

I honest to goodness don't know if I'll ever finish any of these, partially bc ms starfire has been sitting in my wips for months and partially bc the zelda/link image was a whim anyway but !!

and for commissions we have

(obligated to state that nothing is finalized on these images please if you commissioned one of these don't read too much into this)

Tagging: @elidritchhorror @hyperbali @vakariansmonocle @fabdante <3

[scriptuurient]

INTRODUCING –––– CLAIRE GRAVES

“you know it’s all bullshit, right?” claire asked, leaning over the railing on the pier. lake champlain was dark, as always, and the breeze blowing in off the water lifted her hair around her face. if she had her way, she’d be out on it right now, away from the nonsense her dad had wrapped her up in. she glanced over at mari. she was staring out at the lake, an unconscious sort of smile playing about her lips. “the lake monster, the bennington triangle or whatever the fuck you called it. it’s all made up for tourists.” like you, she wanted to add, but kept her mouth shut. 

“that’s an opinion.” mari met her gaze, eyes sparkling with some sort of mischief. “unless you have some proof.” 

“have you ever actually seen a ghost?” claire deflected, crossing her arms. “like for real? i’ve read your stuff and it mostly seems like –”

“like bullshit?” mari laughed, and it seemed half like she was laughing at claire and half at herself. “i’ve seen some interesting things, but you’re right. like you, i’m still looking for proof.” 

“you’re not going to find it here. i can promise you that.” 

tags (lmk if you wanna be added/removed): @elliewritesfantasy @lavishly-exquisite @gee-imatree @miniaturemagic @natalierosewrites @nepeinthe @vakariansmonocle @teacupwriter

[crucibleknight]

vakariansmonocle replied to your post “smh im getting cyberbullied™ ”

says the one that just used the phrase 'shopping in the morgue for the most poppin penis.'

WHY ARE YOU BEING MEAN

[mysteryhack]

vakariansmonocle replied to your post “man Hoodwinked’s animation didn’t age well at ALL”

don't insult spykids 3d like that

LOOK I LOVE THE MOVIE TOO but the video game world looks TERRIBLE