#vali and aradir
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Happy birthday @valasansi!!
“Two eggs...check, '' Vali said to himself as he cracked them both into the bowl of the food mixer. Looking at the flour covered surfaces and Vali, there was obviously a reason why Aradir always did the cooking. Anyone would think that someone that was married to a baker and lived above a bakery would have some clue how to make a basic cake, but as Vali scooped out shards of eggshell from the bowl it was clear he didn’t have a clue.
Eyes fixed on the recipe for a victoria sponge he repeated the steps aloud to himself as he turned on the food mixer, screaming when he turned it on too high and sent a cloud of flour to go flying up into the air. “It’s fine, it’s fine. I can clean it” he chanted to himself whilst lowering the speed and going to empty the cupboards in search of vanilla extract.
It was Aradir’s first birthday since they got married and he wanted to make it a special occasion, of course he had something planned for that evening, namely an adorable little outfit that left very little to the imagination, but he also wanted to step out of his comfort zone and really surprise his husband.
“That looks...kind of like cake mixture” he hummed as he added the rest of the flour, some baking powder, vanilla and scraped down the sides of the bowl. “See, it’s not that bad...shit the oven” he cursed, putting the mixer back on and quickly going to turn the oven on to give it enough time to preheat. “Cake mixer is mixing, oven is oven-ing...tins are..” he muttered, rummaging through the various baking drawers which he had personally never looked in before. “Why are there so many tins?” he whined as he picked up various sizes and shapes of cake tin. “Which one of you is eight inches?” Of course, the only logical way to measure was with his hand. He knew he was around eight inches, and knew how that fit in his hand, so holding his hand out estimated the length and found the correct tins. “This is going to be the second best eight inches he’s ever had,” he laughed to himself.
Once the mixture looked somewhat right and the tins had been lined, Vali poured the mixture into them, even using the scales to ensure there was an even amount in them both. “Right, then you bake until...a knife comes out clean” he read aloud and placed them both in the oven, saying a little prayer to Mary Berry as he did.
In another bizarre turn of events, Vali did the washing up and cleaned the kitchen. It took over an hour before the kitchen looked almost untouched, and thankfully the cakes came out looking fairly decent. Maybe they were a bit darker than the picture in the book but they weren’t burnt so he took that as a win.
As they cooled down he got to work on the decoration. “My old nemesis” he declared whilst setting up the food mixer again and dumping a pot of double cream into the bowl with a couple of tablespoons of icing sugar, which of course went flying when he turned the whisk on. He was going to make a joke about it not being the first time he had been covered in white powder but even though he was alone it felt in poor taste given his complicated past.
While the cream thickened he began to slice strawberries and prepare the jam, store bought of course. He wasn’t confident enough to even consider making his own. He sang and danced along with the radio, rather enjoying the experience now the hardest part seemed to be over with. Maybe he had missed his calling in life?
However when it came to removing the cakes from the tins it was clear that this was nowhere near to his life’s calling. One came out fine, all in one piece. The other one cracked, sticking to the tin and came out in about four separate pieces. “It’s fine...this is fine...this is fine” he cursed stubbornly to himself as he tried to glue the pieces together with jam and save the cake. “He’ll never know, it’ll be our little secret” he whispered to the cake as he began to smear his creation with the rest of the cream and jam. He garnished it off with some strawberries placed in a pretty pattern and stood back to get a look at it.
“The fucking plate” he whined, almost crying realising he had decorated the entire cake on the kitchen counter, forgetting to put it onto a plate. “Don’t panic, just breathe and everything will be fine” he muttered, staring at his creation and the plate and trying to formulate a plan to get one onto the other. After a few tears, cries of desperation and almost a full-on meltdown, Vali finally managed to get the cake, almost in one piece, onto the plate. He tidied up the sides the best he could after giving his creation a final dusting of icing sugar and decided that it was enough. He placed it carefully in the fridge while he began the extensive task of cleaning up again. There was cream, jam and icing sugar everywhere, not to even mention the crumbs. It was a labour of love, if it wasn’t Aradir’s birthday he perhaps wouldn’t have done such a thorough job and used half a bottle of disinfectant.
Once the kitchen looked pristine he went to shower and change. Deciding to be sensible for once he opted for a star printed shirt and smart trousers to greet Aradir in, the other outfit could wait until later. Hair styled with the signature curl trailing down his forehead, he was moisturised, fresh and laced with the aftershave Aradir liked the most.
Then he just waited, he took the cake out and placed it on the dining table with a candle in the middle, watching the clock for the hand to reach 6 o’clock before staring at the door for them to come home like an excited puppy.
As soon as he heard the key in the door he put on some of their favourite music on the speaker, dimmed the lights and lit the candle in the cake. Carefully picking it up he cautiously greeted Aradir with a proud smile and his attempt at a cake.
“Happy Birthday!”
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‘ imprisoned reverse ‘ (Vali)
Aradir knew a few soldiers who had gone on to join the Met. One of them had alerted him to Vali's predicament and he had come down to the nearest station immediately. His face was stern as they took him to the holding cell- not something they would usually do but they made an exception for him.
"How am I supposed to marry you if you're in prison, darling?"
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Ship meme- Aradir and Vali and Aradir and Valka
ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship! @valasansi
Under a read more because it's gonna be long 😅
Vali & Aradir (Modern AU)
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - Forever - but a lot of on and off again moments
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - It took a while but that just made it stronger
How was their first kiss? - Awkward and adorable
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Vali
Who is the best man/men? - Grairy
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Yiviria and Coco obviously
Who did the most planning? - Vali
Who stressed the most? - Vali
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Their bitch neighbour
Sex:
Who is on top? - Vali
Who is the one to instigate things? - Vali
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Depends what they're doing, overall about 15-25 minutes
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Yes but Aradir more so
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - None
How many children will they adopt? - 1-2 (if Aradir agrees)
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Vali
Who is the stricter parent? - Aradir
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Aradir
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Aradir
Who is the more loved parent? - Aradir
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both
Who cried the most at graduation? - Vali
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Vali
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Aradir
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Vali
Who does the grocery shopping? - Aradir
How often do they bake desserts? - Aradir does it, if not every night, every other night
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Vali is vegetarian but Aradir makes up for that by buying himself fancy meats
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Vali tries to cook on special occasions
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Vali
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Vali
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Aradir
Who is really against chores? - Vali
Who cleans up after the pets? - Vali
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Vali
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Aradir
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Aradir
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Aradir
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Vali
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Vali goes all out and everything is covered in tinsel come December
What are their goals for the relationship? - Aradir wants a stable and loving life, Vali wants adventure
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Vali
Who plays the most pranks? - Vali
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Valka & Aradir (Modern AU because why not) tbh both verses are pretty similar
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - Forever and ever
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - very quickly
How was their first kiss? - Awkward, sweet and romantic
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Aradir
Who is the best man/men? - Grairy
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Yiviria
Who did the most planning? - Valka
Who stressed the most? - Aradir
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Anhyo 😅
Sex:
Who is on top? - Aradir pre-injuries, Valka after
Who is the one to instigate things? - Equally likely
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - 15-30 minutes depending on the situation, secret quickies are common in their early days
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Definitely
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - 1-3
How many children will they adopt? - Neither consider adopting but Valka is open to it
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Valka
Who is the stricter parent? - Aradir
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Aradir
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Aradir
Who is the more loved parent? - Aradir
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both
Who cried the most at graduation? - Aradir
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Valka
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Aradir
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Valka
Who does the grocery shopping? - Aradir
How often do they bake desserts? - At least 3-4 times a week
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Valka won't eat meat but that doesn't stop Aradir
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Valka tries and spends days going through his recipes to find something good but easy to make
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Valka
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Valka
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Valka
Who is really against chores? - Valka
Who cleans up after the pets? - Valka
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Valka
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Aradir
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Aradir
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Aradir
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Aradir
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - All the time. All the decorations, many of them handmade
What are their goals for the relationship? - To grow old together
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Aradir
Who plays the most pranks? - Valka
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(ship meme)(prepare thyself) Vali and Aradir, Valka and Aradir, Narfi and Yiviria
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Vali & Aradir (modern)
Who’s the cuddler? They both love cuddling but Vali usually initiates it
Who makes the bed? Vali so Aradir doesn't have to struggle
Who wakes up first? Aradir
Who has the weird taste in music? Vali
Who is more protective? Aradir
Who sings in the shower? Vali
Who cries during movies? Vali
Who spends the most while out shopping? Vali (and it's always Aradir's money)
Who kisses more roughly? Aradir
Who is more dominant? Hmmm, probably Aradir. Vali is a sub-bottom bitch 😅
My rating of the ship from 1-10. 9.5/10
Valka & Aradir (main)
Who’s the cuddler? Both equally, maybe Aradir slightly more
Who makes the bed? The maids 😅 or Valka
Who wakes up first? Aradir
Who has the weird taste in music? Valka
Who is more protective? Aradir but Valka will go from 0-100 if the children are involved
Who sings in the shower? Valka
Who cries during movies? N/A but would be Valka, depending on the movie
Who spends the most while out shopping? Valka
Who kisses more roughly? Valka
Who is more dominant? Hmm, probably Valka but if Aradir has full use of his legs I reckon it'll be him
My rating of the ship from 1-10. 10/10
Narfi & Yiviria (teacher au)
Who’s the cuddler? Yiviria
Who makes the bed? Narfi
Who wakes up first? Narfi
Who has the weird taste in music? Yiviria
Who is more protective? Narfi
Who sings in the shower? Yiviria
Who cries during movies? Yiviria
Who spends the most while out shopping? Yiviria (Narfi knows not to give her his card)
Who kisses more roughly? Narfi
Who is more dominant? Narfi
My rating of the ship from 1-10. 8.5/10
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(naganye) If they had a kid meme for Vali and Yiviria, Narfi and Yiviria and Valka and Aradir
If They Had A Kid
Vali & Yiviria (modern)
Name: Ella or Ellie
Gender: Girl
General appearance: Looks just like Yiviria but has Vali's eyes and skinny frame
Personality: An absolute menace treasure. Very playful, happy and outgoing child
Special Talents: Can balance a spoon on her nose and walk on her hands (not at the same time obviously but she tries)
Who they like better: Vali
Who they take after more: Yiviria
Personal headcanon: She dreams of being a vet one day or running her own animal sanctuary
Face Claim: Emily Carey
Narfi & Yiviria (both modern teacher & evil Aradir verse because 🥺)
Name: Theo/Theoden
Gender: Boy
General appearance: Almost spitting image of Narfi
Personality: Very cheeky and mischievous, loved by almost everyone and incredibly headstrong
Special Talents: Can hold his breath for 2 minutes and can play the drums
Who they like better: Narfi
Who they take after more: Yiviria
Personal headcanon: He didn't start talking until quite late (2 or 3 years) and loves art and painting, so for a time his best method of communication was painting/drawing. His parents (especially Yiviria) were often bombarded with various drawings, often showing scenes from stories Yiviria would tell him at bedtime.
Face Claim: Roman Griffin Davis
Valka and Aradir (ok I've been wanting to give them a fourth and this can also be used for modern possibly)
Name: Harald/Harry/Hal
Gender: Boy
General appearance: Almost identical to Aradir, except his eyes are a pale green (almost a perfect mixture of his parents')
Personality: Eager to please, very stubborn and incredibly determined
Special Talents: Can ride a horse backwards and talented when it comes to archery and potions/chemistry
Who they like better: A mix, Valka for comfort but Aradir for life struggles
Who they take after more: Aradir
Personal headcanon: He grows up to be a high ranking military figure with numerous victories and is well renowned for his fair hand, though does not shy away from handing our cruel punishments himself should they be needed. In Avran verse there is a lot of sibling rivalry between him and Yivirion when older
Face Claim: Jacob Tremblay
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[ groom ]
(Vali helping Aradir get ready on their wedding day?)
Aradir sighed as he regarded his medals.
"Do I have to pin them on?" He asked Vali somewhat despondently, "My uniform looks fine without them,"
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"I got us a present, if it doesn't work I can take it back but I thought it could be fun." (Vali)
Aradir looked at the picture on the box curiously.
"We're going to have to hide it when we're not using it!"
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❁ for our muses first time (Vali if you don't mind?)
The palace was quiet up here. Apparently there was some sort of feast going on and it had been easy for Aradir to sneak in with Vali- shoddy security, and if Aradir had been in command of these guards, he would have insulted them so badly their ears would have fallen off. Still, for now they were grateful for it, if only because Aradir didn’t have to buy a room. He wouldn’t say that he liked Vali, per se, but rather he tolerated him a great deal.
With a sigh, the Vierr kicked off his boots and stretched his toes out before going over to the window.
“I didn’t realise we were so high up,” He reached into his bag and pulled out a bottle of wine, offering it to his host by way of thanks.
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"Marry me?" (From modern Vali to Aradir)
"I'd love to, darling,"
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As he waited in the hall, Aradir checked the bandages on his hand. His knuckles had gotten quite bloody recently from punching one of the other kids once ore twice- or maybe more than that- and the looks the doctors gave him were more than enough of a reason for him to decide that he would deal with this himself. Beside him, Yiviria was reading. Whilst there wasn't really a uniform here, there was a dress code, and she was breaking it completely.
She caught him looking, glanced up with a grin, and went back to her book.
On Aradir's other side was Vali, the only person he was able to call a friend. He wasn't scared of Aradir, nor was he one of the older bullies. He was someone Aradir made cake for at midnight when neither of them could sleep.
"He's coming," Yiviria spoke, looking up at the clock. Professor Narfi was always on time- that came with being a soldier, Aradir supposed.
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Aradir's jeep was huge. Yes, it was fashionable for all the mothers to have SUVs, but they were all tiny compared to his one. He parked right outside the gates on the "no parking" zone and waited. Someone honked him and all it took was Aradir turning to look at the driver before she flashed her lights politely and drove off. Aradir had purposefully made friends with all the traffic wardens around here- it was easy, given that he bribed them with baked goods all the time.
It was an unusually warm day so he adjusted his sunglasses. A gaggle of teenagers was coming out of the gates and he turned to see if Vali was among them, rubbing the burns on his face.
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Goodbye - Our muses have one last night before leaving each other (Vali in Army AU? Aradir about to be dispatched)
Aradir's things were packed neatly by the door. He was leaving early and so everything had to be ready. It was only seven, but he knew he would need an early night.
"Hungry?"
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🍆 (Vali to Aradir)
[text] My CO nearly saw that!
[text] You look beautiful but please warn me next time!
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[Standing on a ledge] My muse is standing somewhere high and attempting to jump when your muse catches them in the act.
(From Vali. Aradir has his bakery verse? Recently reunited?)
Aradir groaned as he hauled himself up the stairs.
"Vali!" He called, grabbing hold of the wall just before his bad leg gave out. There was a reason he never came up here, "Vali?"
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“ i could have lost you today! do you know what that would have done to me? ” (Vali)
"Vali," Aradir reached out to take his hand. He was dirty and tired and the last thing he wanted was to be shouted at, even if Vali did mean well, "Please," He was too tired to use proper sentences at the moment, "Please,"
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" i want you biting down on my shoulder so that all those people can't hear you screaming my name. " (from Vali to Aradir in a verse of your choosing)
"Really?" The Vierr smiled at him, sipping his wine, "I thought you would have liked everyone to hear me, darling,"
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