#valorant galaxsea

[niagaragrape]

I will always find you, Like it's written in the stars. ✨

[pinewoodpipit]

Valorant Text Post Memes Volume 24

Time for another meme post! And everyone welcome Clove to the meme roster.

Made by me with jokes from myself and some good friends. As such, it covers our headcanons and ships. No hate towards other ships (I’m a multishipper myself), but these are just ones I enjoy and chose to feature in these memes, yada yada. No shipping discourse on a funny meme post pls

[itshuansart]

First post with my baby

[flooficandii]

i had to animate this voice line it was so cute;;;;;;

[unidot]

Some ships I drew for art trades on twt

[thedeepstate69]

My thoughts on certain val ships

(if you disagree w/ my takes thats swag nd i respect that)

Galaxsea (Astra x Harbour)

I honestly don’t have to many thoughts abt these two

they’re just cute and I love them

they’re both massive nerds and no one can convince me otherwise

they 100% braid each others hair

Reyge (Reyna x Sage)

I love them so much

They’re both so mother

Sage wakes up obnoxiously early (doctor things) and Reyna complains and drags her back into bed

Sage makes little trinkets out of jade (the stuff her powers use?? is it jade?? idk just roll with it) and gives them to Reyna

Reyna singing spanish folk songs to help Sage fall asleep

Reyna will whisper some raunchier comments in Sages ear just to watch Sage get flustered 

Cyberowl (Cypher x Sova)

Cypher forces Sova to take breaks when he overworks himself (which is often)

They passive aggressively flirt with each other

Both of them are emotionally constipated

Cypher once called Sova beautiful and Sova could not think straight the rest of the day

Sova sleeps like the dead so Cypher will often wake up with random limbs in his face or Sova just lying on top of him

Viper x Chamber (i actually have no idea what their ship name is someone pls lmk)

Viper hooking up with Chamber claiming it’s “something to take the edge off” before falling hard

Chamber does something stupid and Viper just watches and realises she’s in love with a dumbass

Viper being in love with Chamber and being very unhappy about it

Chamber likes to buy Viper fancy gifts and Viper has no idea how to respond

Fadeshock (Fade x Neon)

Them both bonding over being afraid of their powers

Sleepy girlfriends 

When Fade stands up Neon pokes in the side and gives her a tiny electric shock

Neon is besties w/ Fades prowlers

Neon once made dinner for her and Fade and Fade was so close to proposing after eating it

Fade wraps herself around Neon in her sleep

Nanobomb (Killjoy x Raze)

They both sing along German rock music in KJs lab

KJ once pressed her alarm bot to boombot and said they were kissing

Raze had never been more in love

They’re both really smart but so so dumb

They binge watch soaps together

Raze made a version of boombot that doesn’t explode and just wonders around base

KJ calls it their child

[domiiiq312]

Harbor simping for Astra fr fr.. <3 just a galaxsea shippost hehe

[dorangenut]

[cleavetheclover]

So it seems like my ping pong table post was highly entertaining, so I have decided to make another!

What would happen if VP HQ had a greenhouse?

Who owns it? No one in particular, but Skye spends the most time there. Although Sage was recruited first, her houseplants were mostly kept to her quarters and the medbay prior to its construction

How often is it used? Aside from Sage and Skye, who are there almost daily, it is used about once a week by the other agents. It depends on the overall schedule of Valorant and who happens to be around

How large is it? 15 x 15 m^2 = 49 x 49 ft^2, so enough to hold entire trees, several bushes, a few flower beds, and other random items that somehow end up there

Key features

A courtyard of stone tiles in the center. Sage meditates and practices martial arts here. She has a little shrine off to the side that looks like it would have belonged in her old monastery

Omen has an entire shelf of bonsais!

Viper has formally claimed one (1) bonsai on the bottom shelf. Outwardly, she declares that she appreciates the science of botany, having never dabbled in it herself since her career has always been chemistry oriented. Privately, it’s a small reminder that life can still thrive in this desolate and dystopian world, and is a very small speck of hope for its future

After Yoru lost a bet (a rare occurrence), Skye forced him to pick a plant to add to the greenhouse. He rolled his eyes, bought a tulip, and promptly abandoned it. He does think about it a fair amount though, but doesn’t trust himself with plants. (This is why he calls her flower girl)

Cypher has a few cacti tucked into the back corner. They remind him of his dead family, mostly because Nora used to keep similar succulents in the windowsill of the kitchen. The more observant Agents (aka not the duelists) know exactly what they are for, but no one is nosy enough to ask about it.

Sova has a pine tree, a replanted sapling from the tundra. It is not labeled, so everyone believes it is for his babushka. He hasn’t told anyone that it’s for his parents as well.

There is a fully grown but young tree in the back corner, providing shade over a table. It is often used for tea (literally and figuratively)

Half of the fraternization in the VP starts on that damn bench (looking at you, reyge and nanobomb)

Raze doesn’t own plants, but will often come by to admire the colorful flowers (sometimes bringing killjoy)

Astra and Harbor share a few houseplants and it’s very cute! Astra knows how often to water the plants and all that but she makes harbor do it all because it’s funny (until he sprays her with water in retaliation, in which case it’s doubly funny)

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It's their episode. We're just playing in it

[lebs]

we dont see enough galaxsea & skye content do we

[brewing-radianite]

Updated Ships List (October 2023)

Courtesy of goldenbitemark on Twitter, here is a new list of my primary ships (both romantic and platonic) that I typically write!:

Loves: Tired Parent Trio (Sage/Brimstone/Viper), Cynora (Cypher/Nora), Galaxsea (Harbor/Astra), Nanobomb (Raze/Killjoy), Firestorm (Jett/Phoenix)

Likes: Yokye (Yoru/Skye), Gekko/Neon, Deadlock/Sova, Fade/Sova, Yoru/Phoenix, Boomerbot (Brimstone/KAYO), Tremorheal (Sage/Breach), Reyge (Reyna/Sage), Nanorift (Killjoy/Yoru), Cyfade (Cypher/Fade),

Friendship (this also includes just general platonic relationships, like Mentor-Pupils): Gekko & Harbor, Sage & Jett, Killjoy & Cypher, Viper & Omen, Jett & KJ & Raze (sisterhood goals fr), Skye & Sage, Phoenix & Raze & Astra, Breach & Raze, Neon & Yoru, Raze & Reyna

im not including notp's cos i dont feel like being harassed over them LMAO please assume anything not listed here is probably something i wont write and/or just dont feel like exploring much

[pinewoodpipit]

Valorant Text Post Memes Volume 25

Happy 25th meme post, everyone 🫡

Made by me with jokes from myself and some good friends. As such, it covers our headcanons and ships. No hate towards other ships (I’m a multishipper myself), but these are just ones I enjoy and chose to feature in these memes, yada yada. No shipping discourse on a funny meme post pls

[itshuansart]

They r in love, your honour

[flooficandii]

galaxy slush headcanons!!!

here it is finally!!! 3 of them!!!! first part is gonna be detailing how they got together and the rest is just mushy stuff HEEEHHERHKWJ

so in nuniqs canon, its already established shes dating astra before harbor gets recruited

after the whole realm chase comes to an end, harbor and astra spend time together researching radianite artifacts. nuniq, wanting to learn about herself, her relic, and her radiance, taps into these research sessions and finds herself befriending harbor

also she needs a distraction from all the fuckery thats happened to her in ep 5 anyway (mostly the mental and physical toll of the pearl missions alongside personal investigations she's doing for an agreement)

ANYWAY

nuniq and harbor get along quick. they talk about their lives, their similarities and differences, and find eachother to be good company

harbor admires nuniq's strength and resolve while she admires his studiousness and his passion for what he does

they also both note that theyre connected by water

smth about that leads to them agreeing to train with eachother - to explore n discover themselves, their power, and eachother as people

beyond that, harbor is just a huge sweetheart!! hes so nice and genuine to her, and it makes her feel safe and cared for. she feels a fondness and closeness towards him that she felt when she fell for astra

nuniq feels guilty about these feelings though- she's already in a relationship with astra, it feels like she's betraying her in some way

her feelings for harbor confuse her and she begins to question the state of her relationship with astra; she wonders whether it means she doesnt love her anymore (even if she feels like she does)

these thoughts stew in her head for a really long while and she tries to think of a way to break it to astra

before she can do that though, astra one-ups her and sits her down for a talk

nuniq feels scared, initially. she worried- knew even that someone as perceptive as astra would be able to pick up the littlest of changes

while nuniq braces herself for a confrontation, astra confesses that she's taken a liking to harbor

it makes sense ! astra is a very honest and loyal person, she isnt the type to lie or keep secrets from someone she really cares about so its very much like her to tell nuniq as soon as she realized her feelings

however its also Very jarring because that is not what nuniq expected to come out of her mouth at all

for one she's relieved that astra isnt mad about anything, and it prompts her to blurt that she likes harbor too

shes still confused what that means for their relationship though so the two talk it over

they affirm they still love each other, astra opens up the possibility that both of them should ask harbor out so all three of them could date !

astra gives nuniq the option to not pursue it of course- they dont have to do anything about it, they can stay as they are if nuniq wanted and she would totally respect that

nuniq does agree though and they ask harbor out the next day

now harbor has the two cool women he admires the most holding his hands :]

 ❄🌊🌌

with the addition of harbor, architecture and archelogy documentaries have been added to space documentary viewing night

nuniq doesnt mind though she finds them super interesting

astra usually tests new beauty products with nuniq. harbor walked in on this once and now hes involved too (and eagerly waits for new arrivals)

harbor with smooth neatly polished nails for a week >>> (he is matching with his wives)

they all take care of eachother its wonderful ???

harbor leaving them glasses of water so they stay hydrated, giving them massages when theyre sore,,,,

astra giving the best pep talks and easing them when theyre stressed

nuniq checking on their relics after a mission to make sure they haven't overexerted, making little snacks (or even meals) to make sure theyre always well fed,

MEALS.... about that... oh my god they definitely take turns cooking for eachother

and if theyre lazy they can just go to a restaurant . they cycle who chooses every time

goddd they would love experiencing food from eachothers cultures... kitchen always smells good when theyre in charge

harbor definitely drives both of them on his bike

astra drives it too!

which means nuniq is always in the middle sandwiched by them HEHEHEHE

night rides!!!!

all three of them going out to look at the sky together :]

astra points out constellations to them and they both listen so intently wow they are so in love

astra doodling them in her little notebook all the time always

actually wait. harbor journals too oh my God they both do it

them swapping journals just to doodle and write little love notes for eachother. my GOD !!!!

nuniq and astra watch harbor's cricket matches and they get REALLY into it

as in screaming yelling gripping the couch gripping eachother shaking eachother

(insert all the agents down the hall very concerned)

[unidot]

I love them sm