#vamp boyf

[dalvs-wife]

i forgot to post this

[thickskll]

despite the throbbing ache at the back of his head, elliot laughs...a deep hearty sound at this entire ordeal. what started off as him wanting to do a romantic gesture for his boyfriend, ended up with him having a possible concussion. "your face...you look like you've just seen a turd floating past..." elliot still snickers as flynn moves closer to him. elliot had left the bath running for far too long, focusing on preparing their meal, and overfilled it. so now with the two of them sitting in there, any subtle movements sent water spilling over onto the floor. "and there i was thinking the big man had turned his back on me completely," elliot smiles as flynn checks the back of his head. "I am? there's no big lump forming? y'know like in those old cartoons?" he asks, only being half-serious. the kiss to his cheek has an instant effect on elliot, widening his smile, his cheeks deepening in colour and the intensifying fluttering feeling in his stomach. "the only way to get me to stop whining is to give me the gayest kiss possible"

"i'm not this fucking gay — uh, huh?" that, there, is the sound of flynn getting cut off by the sound of elliot's noggin crashing against the pipe, and genuinely, he has to stifle the instinct he has to laugh. look, he's not evil. okay, he is, but he's also just incredibly immature and not immune to slapstick humor. flynn suppresses a laugh and bites his lip to stop himself from grinning, as though pulling it into his mouth will help. it... doesn't, really. he sighs after a beat, head shaking and body moving so that he's shifting up onto his knees and forward, pressing himself deeper into the space in front of elliot and kneeling there in the spot between his legs, his hand coming up to cup his cheek and urge him closer to him. "let me see. dumbass. that was god smiting you. for the gay shit," he's cooing these words out, clearly teasing now, unable to stop himself from smiling. he pulls at elliot's wrist and peers over his shoulder to the back of his head, releasing only when he's gotten a peek and then sitting back down, knees folded under him, still very close. "you're fine, big baby." he's being mean, but he's smiling too, then pressing a not-gay-at-all kiss to his cheek. "stop whining."

[thot-writes]

girls and babes, i’m in bg3 hell right now so i drew my werewolf tav chickie & the vamp boyf. also it’s been a year since i last posted lmao— am i coming back to write femdom reader x astarion fics????

count on it

[katyawriteswhump]

WIP ask game

I was tagged by @queenie-ofthe-void (thank you <3)

--> post all of the wip projects you have

--> let people send asks with a title, and either share a snippet or share something about the story

--> tag as many people as there are wip projects

Most of these exist only as illegible scribbles in my notebook:

1. Dragon's horde: Eddie comes back 'different', starts hording his things, dragon-style, in a cave... including Steve. (Angst/fluff/probable smut/possible D/s.)

2. Dystopian au dimension-jump fic. Set in a bad alternate 1985, where Hopper unwittingly wins an enslaved Steve in a card game (No ship. Steve & Hopper & El 'found family' fic, heavy angst, Steve whump.)

3. Vampire au series. Soft vamp Eddie and self-sacrificing bloodbag boyf Steve.

4. Accidental tech billionaire Eddie and part-time sex worker Steve au.

5. The power of love--my deeply unbeloved steddie/platonic stobin and possibly last ever looooong fic (I swore to swear off long fic beginning of last year, then wrote my two longest fic ever. Whoops!)

zero pressure tags: @bananahoneycomb @epiclazershark @sidekick-hero  @berenwriteswrites @corrodedcoffin89

[literaticat]

Hi, Jenn! So I have a problem. I have three major events I want to include in a pitch letter, but having THREE seems like a lot. If one is escaping a place, one is finding out an identity, and one is learning someone is dying… which ones do I include? They’re all supposed to be set up pretty early on. Thank you!!

I don't think that sounds like too much?

"Despite her guardian grandmother's nagging, Judy Trueblood is not exactly a great student. While her parents are out of town for the year, she's been busy living it up as a varsity cheerleader at Vampire High. After all, between hosting midnight pep rallies, making out with her hottie running back boyf under the bleachers, and finding the best blood pong bashes on the weekends, who has time to study?

But the social whirlwind stops when she parties a little too hard and gets kicked out of Vamp High. She's immediately packed off to Vampanon, a private reform school for teen Vampires who have gone off the rails. When she gets there she realizes that all is not as it seems at this allegedly prestigious facility -- it's not a school, it's a prison. And their harsh practices don't just "reform" vampires... they break them. Judy makes it her mission to escape and bring as many of her fellow prisoners as she can with her. But when she breaks into the administration office and goes through some files, she makes a startling discovery: Her parents aren't "away on business" for the year -- they've been murdered. Her "grandma" isn't who she claimed to be, and her "boyfriend" betrayed her in the worst way. It's then Judy realizes that not only does she not have a home to go back to at all, but she may be in much more danger than she could have imagined."

I dunno, I just whipped this up randomly and haven't worked on it or anything, but it has all those things in it, and it feels fine and fun to me. I'd read it! LOL.

[englishknightsky]

vampire blueboy is actually a human disguised as a vampire bc his family are part of a coven of good witches and now we're getting witch & vamp lore. witch lady wanted her vamp boyf to be mortal with her, accidentally killed him, vamps blamed witches, centuries of racisms. what a weird turn this monster high movie took

drac left a clone of herself to cover for herself but it only acts really poorly. like sick and really bad acting. lots of fart jokes because its nickelodeon. first movie they got away with heath doing one fart joke but now they need like, five a minute. also it's drac's 1600th birthday. every gen needs a 1600th birthday

lagoona and ghoulia officially joined the background team with heath, but no abbey. tragic, but so is her wardrobe, soooo 😬 lagoona keeps trying to eat people

apparently monsters don't have zip or postal codes. the human witch boy lives in seattle

heath has a cake printer and is very happy to have it. clawdeen goes alone to find drac but cleo and deuce could totally pass as humans

[hopeful music] as we overlooked seattle

heath frankie and deuce snuck along anyway. i support the three dumbassketeers with all my heart

cleo gave clawdeen a literal scarab bug that can apparently detect drac. I'm not sure if it's alive or not. like deuce's snakes

the school is actually a secret witch coven and clawdeens dad does tech support for them. drac is walking around as pink as ever.

the witches are good and want to get along with monsters. will see if that's true or not. the human guy is so plain out of his monster disguise, it's frightful

heath seems to be more orange every time. he also ate nine hotdogs and is sniffing for more

clawdeen's dad is excited to be the tech guy in their secret mission. also drac doesn't light up on infrared. heath is up to fifteen hotdogs and frankie thinks he's the ultimate monster. is this frankheath?

comos is apparently spelt like that. subtitles came up randomly

two scary witch things just entered the ghouls room. very creepy! cancelled!! frankie fried the power grid

toralei is doing racisms and bringing everyone into the principals office. yall need to go to bed. all the unnamed monsters do the racism dance with toralei while the named ones are good. tora's accent disappears when she's singing

racism vs no racism dance battle in the principals office at midnight. the unnameds on clawdeen's side immediately abandoned her for toralei. the unnameds are dicks

the castle looks pretty fun

the background characters continue to be just random people in facepaint and wigs, they'd fit in more at a rave than in a monster high movie. i wonder if maybe when they were planning the reboot they didn't really have any designs at all for the other g1s and never thought about them

[27gravess]

ALEXA PLAY GRAVY TRAIN

[goshilovemyfos]

I wanna hear some headcanons about your f/os!!

Aaaaaa yes! Thank you! 

Charun

* Charun’s skin is a few shades darker than the light grey you normally see on trolls - they’re a bit closer to granite than anything else, and they have freckles e v e r y w h e r e !! Mostly concentrated on their shoulders and cheeks.

* Their hands are rough from callouses and firm, and warm bc of their blood color. Their hands are also very nice to hold, 10/10.

* Charun is at least 6′4 and laughs when i gotta reach up on my tiptoes to kiss them - thankfully they aren’t mean and do bend down to meet me.

* Doesn’t understand memes but likes the “Oh worm?” one and tolerates my usage of them constantly.

Charun: Repots a plant

Me: Fucking superb you funky little enby

Charun, used to this sort of thing and therefore unfazed: Thanks

Lanque

* He loves jewelry and always pairs a few bracelets/necklaces with his outfits. It also means that he gets me a lot too, though its plainer than his bc I’m not one for flashy things. Anything I get him is treasured and something I bought is always incorporated into an outfit.

* A real romantic. He always wants to go all out on dates (candlelit dinner, dancing in the twilight, fairs, etc) and is a serial flirt. Like,

Lanque: I believe I’ve seen you in a dream before. Could it be that our meeting here is fate?

Me: Lanque this is our kitchen. We’ve been dating for two years

* Actually reeeeeaallly likes his hair to be played with and will lay his head in my lap for me to do so. His hair is really soft and fluffy despite the product he uses, and it curls slightly in humidity.

Shouta and Yamada

* First thing to know is that we are diasters, so jot that down. Thankfully our personalities make for enough balance to create one (1) Functional person. This is totally fine.

* Hero work is sometimes really draining on the three of us. Most times its a guessing game as to who’ll be home first; that person is the one who cooks for the others. A lot of date nights are spent on the couch, cuddling/napping with a movie on in the background, nothing too big.

- Actual, planned dates are quite often to those animal cafes that litter Japan - I like the puppy cafes, Shouta likes the cat cafes, and Yamada likes the owl cafes. 

* Yamada isn’t shy about PDA, and loves to hold our hands and kiss us and is generally like “omg look at my amazing partners I LOVE YOU TWO!!!”

- I’m a little more subtle abt how I show them affection. I generally squeeze their hands or nudge/nuzzle them for a quick second.

- Shouta isn’t big on giving us affection in public, and thats alright! Yamada and I can give enough for the three of us. When at home, Shouta is usually the one to initiate a snuggle session or peck our foreheads gently.

* Our laundry is such a mess just like our fashion tastes like. It’s so funny.

- Yamada’s got that street fashion thing going on when he gets out of his Hero uniform so we have everything from parachute pants to crop tops and jumpsuits and. Somehow he pulls it all off?

- Shouta has the same shirt/pants times twenty so pulling the clothes from the dryer is just a mass of black fabric almost every time.

- I wear a lot of neutral t-shirts and blue jeans so I basically have to label my stuff or it’ll all be stolen by Yamada. I’ve found him unknowingly (and knowingly) wearing one of my shirts countless times.

Me: hey Yama you’re wearing one of my shirts

Yamada, grinning: Like it? It was a steal.

[highbeeans]

Joe gets himself a vampire boyfriend.

Also posted on AO3.

[scatterpatter]

another Valenwind because I CANT BE STOPPED

[tomgregs]

Hi wow, you’re goals, in many many ways! But for starters boyfriend vampire vibes 🤍

oh my gOD?????? t h a n k  y o u i actually gasped when i read this 🥰

[amaab-archived]

Lupin and Blondie belong to @ask-the-vamp-ais

[futurexheroes]

Instincts doesn't mean you act like an asshole! He snapped back And you aren't his! You're-you're you! Izuku almost went and called Shoto his and not only would that defeat the purpose, it was incredibly selfish

futurexheroes​:

He relaxed somewhat, his hand running through Shoto’s hair. If he didn’t want me lying there’s less dickhead ways of doing it he spat. He certainly wasn’t going to be letting go of the other anytime soon. He needed to keep him safe

Shoto wrinkled his nose a little. Vampires are possessive of the vampires they create. It’s instinct. He’s always been like that. Besides… you don’t want to see what happens when he lets one of us run free.

Shoto was just lucky he wasn’t his father’s thrall, too. Our meeting’s over, anyway, so we can spend the rest of the day however we want.

[whyareyoureyesblack]

#11 👉👈 maybe some vamp!Matt ♡ Tord? or as polyworld but that would be more difficult

You don't have to of course, love ur art, have a nice day/evening! 🖤

Matt really do hang upside and kiss unsuspecting boyf~

[youxidol]

26 + 27 for vampire chanyeol plsss

send me number + an idol’s name an i’ll write a drabble for you!

You crinkled your nose when you saw your boyfriend bundled up in your blankets, starting at the wall. “Why are you here?” you asked, making him look to you. “I’m not moving until you forgive me,” he pouted. “So you better or I’m going to have to sleep on the sofa,” he mumbled. “You almost ripped my best friend’s head off,” you shook your head. “How am I supposed to move on from that?” you dropped your bag and went to pull out your pyjamas. “If it were the other way around, and you had been waiting for your lover for thousands of years, you’d be just as protective at times like these,” he sighed, before holding his hand out to you.

“I know I’m a handful but that’s why you’ve got two hands,” he offered you a small smile. “Wolf mating season makes us all jumpy. Once Minseok got into a fight with an entire gang because he thought they were talking about his wife. ‘Yeah I know she’s cute. But she’s mine.Touch her and I’ll kill you.’ The mansion didn’t get any sleep that night,” he laughed quietly at the memory. “Invite your friend over tomorrow. Let me make it up to him,” he offered as he watched you change. “I don’t think cake will make him forget,” you argued. “Made you forgive me that time I broke your hand during sex,” he shrugged. You sighed and turned to look at him. “Fine. But it better have double the chocolate in.”

[ninistarry]

Micchi and his vamp boyf