#volatilestasis

[vilesmoke-blog]

What's crack-a-lackin', loverboy?

“ Oh, you know, the usual. I’ve been waiting for my knight in shining armor to come and recuse me from this torture.”

     Cue the dramatics, faux-swooning as he places the back of his hand to his forehead, tipping back and almost (gracefully) falling over.

“ Oooh, the pain! Ooh, the misery! Where oh where has my girlfriend gone! Forcing me to eat take-out all on my own. Having to sit through Eugene’s DND games by myself. Leaving my mouth with no make outs. I’ve been living out this slow, painful existence of a handsome bachelor! I beseech you. End my suffering. ”

[kidsisterextraordinaire]

volatilestasis replied to your post:tfw your wife returns from war

touches your face

reverently accepts face touch

[epuilibrium-blog]

@volatilestasis​

Augustine took her perch high above the training room in Curdun Cay. Thick glass kept her safe from any projectiles that may stray from their targets. Though she would be able to keep herself safe, it was more of a warning than precaution. Having the glass separate the leader and the follower, the cat and mouse, was seen more as a ‘Do not even try’ than anything else.

Wave after wave of video-generated angels and demons filled the room. Brooke’s own concrete creations were too tough on the subject today. It was a slower day, one for toning rather than building strength. What better way to spend it than fighting Heaven’s own hell fire? 

“Come now, Miss Walker. That surely isn’t the best you can do. Are you even trying?” Fetch’s abilities weren’t in question, nor were her skills. It was a test to see how short her fuse was. “Do I need to make them stronger? Would you prefer targets made by my hand instead?” 

[baagha]

♥ ;-)

                                              Texting Meme                                                ( accepting ! )

Send me ♥ for a sexual/naughty text 

[txt]; what’s the difference between a boner and a ferarri?[txt]; i don’t have a ferarri[txt]; ;-))))))))) u know what that means[txt]; i’d take the ferarri anyday tho

[divine-identite]

volatilestasis

 A small rant nothing related to Tumblr, just...

what she does with her body is her choice. even if she was literally hooking, it’s not really your place to judge her. shaming a woman for being a sexual being is disgraceful.

Let me get this straight here, so you think im sexual shaming this woman here, because she's using her physical attributes on a website specifically for streaming games and content alike where other gamers (guys and girls) who do the same thing for legit reasons without the need of using sexual appeal in order to get a dollar? Clearly I need a recourse on twitches code of ethics.

[shrpshccter]

although i don't know much about saints row, i do know it's supposed to be somewhat hammy and fun, and you really capture that perfectly with burondo. she's not just a comedic character by any means, she's just multifaceted and fun.

yeah, I think she’s a Gemini. Okay but really, thank u!! )))): u r such bae and this rly made my day -throws stars and gummy bears @ u- I hope you have a very nice day too and good things happen to u

[rachellamber-blog]

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MUNDAY QUESTIONS | STILL ACCEPTING

❤ How long have you been RPing?

i’ve been roleplaying since around fifth grade or sixth grade. so i’m going to say around eleven or twelve -- about eight-ten years, roughly?

♋ What drew you to this muse?

rachel is such an enigmatic character and one that i’ve never really thought about playing before. i usually play one of two types of characters; the stone cold bitch with a heart of gold or the timid good-doer. rachel is sort of a new ride for me and i hope im doing her justice??? idk i went further into it in this post as to why i love rachel so much. 

[divine-identite]

A small rant nothing related to Tumblr, just twitch, gamers, and youtube. It’s out of place but you can move along if you don't want to see it

I’ve wanted to rant about this topic for a while now, the word gamer girl and the issues surrounding it.

Note: Not all female gamers are like this  horrible little shits, though they are not the worse of the bunch. The worse being people who faked conditions to just to gain off people's sympathy when real fucking people have this.

 Some female gamer  on twitch TV and various other sites stream games for purposes for fun, donations and etc. Sometimes even these purposes take on horrible aspects for an example; some female gamers usually stream with a low cut shirt to further emphasise their cleavage, even shrinking the chat box and the footage being played just to give their boobs more attention and what makes it worse you have idiot viewers who “pay” her money on her streams. Where talking about 500 dollars maybe even more, do you know what you can do with 500 dollars? pay a car note would be one, maybe buy a ps4, or something practical idk like save it. I’ll give a hint on why people come it’s not the game that's interesting, and she brings in so many subscribers that other female gamers who, actually put in work and are passionate about games, actually give great commentary, without flaunting their physique for a few dollars, actually deserve the support. 

 Let’s be real here. These females are literally Ho’ing on the internet with softcore porn, and it's working so well. No gamer should have to identify themselves as a girl gamer and resort to bullshit like that.  Maybe I am a whining crybaby over the silly issues Yeah sure, say what you will but she doesn't do any justices for people who actually want to be equal. 

One of the pathetic female gamers  is “pink_sparkles” mostly she whines, complaints, even yells at her subscribes to “pay money just to insult her”. The worse part is all her whining and complaining is literally just for show. Nothing bothers her all that matters is that green man. with all that money she earns you can't tell me she can't buy a proper shirt?

[lunarcries-a]

fetch and sarah!!

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - idk tbh

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - ?? A year?

How was their first kiss? - we need to talk about this

Wedding: ????????

Sex: THE SIN ZONE

Who is on top? - mm, they probably argue over who gets to

Who is the one to instigate things? - fetch

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - ??????????

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -????????????????????????????

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it. they are v i l e

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children: murderers should not be near children

Cooking: they don’t bother

Chores: chores don’t apply to the homeless gfs

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? 

Who takes the dog out for a walk? -

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -

What are their goals for the relationship? - survive

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Sarah is a lazy asshole smh

Who plays the most pranks? -both of them

[vxmpirehunterd]

      “Your powers are most unusual. Are you a witch?”

[baagha]

What’s something you really hate seeing on your dash that seems to be popular with almost everyone else?

10. What’s something you really hate seeing on your dash that seems to be popular with almost everyone else?

Hmmm. here on this blog i haven’t seen anything on my dash that i hate and seems popular with everyone. but the other fandom i’m in, it has a ship that i totally hate haha. like, EVERYONE is shipping these two characters and all you see is them on the dashboard. but i don’t like this pairing. tbh, the fandom even made me hate them. that doesn’t mean that i hate the people who like this pairing though!! everyone can feel free to like any ship that comes to their mind. hating on a ship is not a reason for me to keep my distance from a person or the fandom. but you know, when i see it i’m just like ‘ pls stop it hurts my eyes ‘.

[rxsingangel-blog]

volatilestasis 

“I didn’t think I find this stuff around here. This type of candy is something you find like halfway across the world. That weird candy you give out to friends.” There it was wrapped up in a box. Each candy ranged from different flavors which sounded good enough. However, there was other ones that sounded less than appetizing. Dirt, Earthworm, Boogers, Rotten Eggs and so on. He couldn’t make this shit up if he could. Maybe Fetch dared to have her taste buds endure the adventure into the unknown.

[vitaminkale-blog]

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[ O ] VOTED OFF THIS    [ ∆ ] ISLAND YOU ARE.    |     accepting

I think you are:

| Admirable | Attractive | Absentminded | Amusing | Abrasive | Aloof | Arrogant | Brilliant | Bizarre | Bland | Caring | Charming | Clever | Confident | Courageous | Creative | Cute | Careless | Childish | Clumsy | Cowardly | Cruel | Dignified | Dramatic | Desperate | Devious | Disrespectful | Elegant | Energetic | Emotional | Excitable | Faithful | Forgiving | Friendly | Flamboyant | Foolish | Frightening | Generous | Gloomy | Greedy | Gullible | Helpful | Honest | Hateful | Intelligent | Ignorant | Impulsive | Insensitive | Irresponsible | Lovable | Lazy | Mature | Malicious | Misguided | Monstrous | Narrow-minded | Optimistic | Obnoxious | Peaceful | Persuasive | Protective | Power-hungry | Quirky | Reliable | Romantic | Ridiculous | Sexy | Sophisticated | Selfish | Trusting | Treacherous | Understanding | Unpredictable | Unstable | Vulnerable | Witty | Weak |

[blinkerazer]

Smoll son will fight and die for good friend like Delsin. Not Fetch though. She  don’t need help.

[darkmade-blog]

you know that donald glover joke about how he envisions a kanye west and lady gaga concert? the part where there's a live bear playing the piano like "man i would eat your right now kanye but i have so much respect for you as an artist" sums it up pretty well.

describe how your muse feels when they look into my muse’s eyes || always accepting