#waffleguy

[wafflebroski]

Okay, um... Can I see a scenario of Uzi comforting an adopted human child that is heavily implied to have had a sad, difficult, painful past before she took them in? The kid is quiet, timid and fearful, and is prone to nightmares and crying. Um... You can just take this concept and do whatever you can think of with it, okay?

Okay...!

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Let's be honest, the chances of Uzi taking in a human child of all things are pretty low.

So the only way I can think of her sparing you, let alone taking you in is if you had a traumatic past that she can relate to! Which was the prompt I was given.

She would definitely try to be distant at first, just give you the bare necessity's like food and water and warmth so you don't die on a hypodermic planet.

Eventually, like N, she get's attached to you.

And suddenly, she's making sure you have the best life possible for you on this planet.

Even when other worker drones are pressuring her to get rid of you, including her dad. She's still sticking it out for you.

But, having a traumatic past meaning having a traumatic breakdown!

She has absolutely no idea how to deal with something like a breakdown when she's still panicking about her own problems, let alone yours.

So, she'll try to repeat what N did, trying to make you focus on something that isn't so bad. She'll try to point out the good things you or you and her did.

"Hey, that drawing you did the other day was... good. How about we do that instead?"

So once she does manage to calm you down and the situation is under control, she'll find something you two can do for fun instead of doing all the depressing stuff.

So, this girl has almost no idea what she's doing, and she took in a human child when she has a virus inside her that's hellbent on killing all humans, but she's doing it anyway.

Speaking of the virus; Since it doesn't have full control yet, all that it can make Uzi do is make her think about killing you, since making her go out of control doesn't really work since cabin fever.

She, obviously, make the thoughts go away quickly as it came.

When she does eventually introduce you to N or V, she is keeping an eye on them since she doesn't really know how they'll react.

N is absolutely appalled that you managed to survive in hypothermic conditions on a planet that's unforgiving. He does treat you similarly to Uzi though.

V has more or less the same reaction as N, but is more on board of getting rid of you. Which doesn't work since both N and Uzi is protective of you.

Yes, N did get attached that fast.

Back to Uzi, once that's all and done with introductions, you'll be happy or frustrated to know that you rarely get to go outside the bunker.

Humans can be fragile in certain conditions. These are those certain conditions and Uzi knows that, so even if you ask her endlessly "Can I come with you?" The answer will always be the same.

"No."

So overall, her treatment of you does ease into her actually caring about you. And all things considered, I think she would do a great job with caring.

The actual parenting part? It could use some work.

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I made a longer chapter this time! These are more headcanons for human child rather than traumatized child reader, but I had a lot of headcanons for this so sorry. :p

[foragecore]

just ate waffles #waffles #waffleguy #sundaymorning #justatewaffles

[wafflebroski]

Uzi x Reader Headcanons: Murder Drones

Hi everyone! Anyone from my dead Wattpad account (WaffleXD3818 incase you were wondering) I hope you know I'm not dead. With that, Onto the Headcanons,

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So, you two didn't exactly meet on the best terms (considering you bumped into her on accident) so the best way you figured you'd make it up is if you tried to appeal to her.

The way you went about that was usually interacting with her because nobody else did.

But don't be fooled. Just because you interact with her doesn't mean your friends with her all of a sudden.

So, naturally you try to be friends with her, because if you didn't; this headcanon thing wouldn't make sense.

Eventually, she did start going out of her way to interact with you. Even if she did kind of do it reluctantly. She convinced herself she was only talking to you because "You probably didn't have any other friends."

Whether this is true or not is up to you.

That being said, what you two talk about at first is depending on what she or you were feeling like that day.

If you were feeling kind of depressed, she'd drop all subjects relating to murder drones. If you were feeling happy, you'd take over the conversation because what else was she going to do?

She is sometimes openly vocal about your sudden attachment. Usually, she makes it subtle.

"So, uh, you really wanted to be my friend, huh?"

So, naturally, you started to interact with her more.

Up to that point, she never really considered you anything more that just friends at the bare minimum. It wasn't until you helped her get the part for her railgun and tried to help fend of the murder drone (which you later learned was N) that she started to get feelings for you.

She obviously didn't really know how to handle it at first, because up until she met you, the only interaction she had with people were her classmates, which barely gave her the time of day, or with her father, who also doesn't really give her the time of day.

She does try to subtilty try to let you know she has feelings for you, but sometimes just doesn't make it very obvious.

She'll stick to you like glue sometimes in hopes of getting you to see that she does care about her.

When that inevitably fails for obvious reasons, she will just outright say it when both of you are alone.

If you say yes, she will try to play it off cool, but is internally freaking out because she didn't really know what to do after you said yes.

If you say no (why would you?) then she'll play it off cool. No, it's not like she was emotionally attached to you because you were the only one who gave her the time of day. Shut up.

Since you obviously said yes, her interactions don't really change much. Except for the fact that she does get overprotective over you because she doesn't entirely trust the chains that she put the female disassembly drone in.

Speaking of; since you didn't really know how to fight when N and Uzi went to confront the other murder drones, she kind of told you to stay out of it.

Let's skip episode 2 because nothing really changes there.

When prom rolls around, Uzi originally intended not to go, because it's kinda cringy, but when you asked her to go with you, she couldn't say no!

You already know the drill from there, N and Uzi reconcile, V escapes and appears at prom, Doll tries to kill V, Fails, Then fucking dies, Oh, wait, turns out she didn't die and attempted to kill you, Fails again, and runs.

You were the only person in that room that was like; "Oh no! Anyway." because escaping death for the third time was starting to get tedious.

You helped her out with her newfound magic, which started to have some unexpected consequences.

She started to bite you randomly when you two were together, which was all the time. You could've sworn you saw oil on her mouth at some point in that month. And people started to go missing.

But it was probably nothing, right?

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Ugh, this took longer than what I would've wanted.

So first post on this blog that relates to x Readers. Kinda fun.

bleh.

[wafflebroski]

Hi! Not sure if you do yandere requests but would it be fine if I request a Yandere N X Fem Reader?

For sure! And I do do any yandere request! So enjoy this one with a wholesome robot turned mildly wholesome. Still somewhat leaning gender neutral since gender doesn't really matter.

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So something that is so crazy is that N isn’t your typical yandere where he would kill just to keep you. 

He’d do that as a last resort. 

Nonetheless, that isn’t stopping him from going full yandere in a possessive way.

But first, how you met:

I already said how you met in the wattpad account, but i’ll give you the short versions. One day the dome/bunker/whateveryouwanttocallit made you go out on a supply run because the place you lived in didn’t have infinite supplies. 

One thing after another, now N is you’re best friend.

And oh boy, don’t you have a lot on you’re hands suddenly.

N will almost never leave you alone. You never usually notice it though. It’s become kind of easing into it because overtime, he started getting feelings for you.

And to be fair to him, he’s had to deal with J giving him death threats constantly, And V just straight up forgetting who he is most of the time, meeting someone who is actually cares about him is a breath of fresh air.

Not that there was much on that planet in the first place-

You’d catch him doing things that aren’t really normal. Like stalking you from far places; for example. 

The only reason you would know he was doing that is because of the yellow visor that’s extremely bright on his screen. Also, if it was any of the other two, they would straight up kill you, so you know it’s N.

His possessiveness shows no bounds either. If he’s ever around any worker drones he or anyone else hasn’t killed yet, he would straight up take you and fly somewhere else where nobody is there.

If in the not so rare case that he needs oil to survive, he would kill the people that he was jealous of taking you.

So while he’s not the statistic/insane yandere where he would go out of his way to kidnap you and keep you there, he is exhaustingly clingy and murdery when he needs oil. 

Tldr; not the worst. Not the best.

Also, if you were the sassy type like Lizzy, he would probably just be really annoyed with you... And give you a long lecture about how he's doing so much for you.

He's also manipulative if you didn't notice.

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So this isn't as long as I would like it to be, and I apologize for that.

Enjoy this complimentary N drawing I made in 20 minutes lmao.

[wafflebroski]

Headcanons for Fandoms I write for. (X Readers)

Yandere or not Yandere; I will still write for them.

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The Walking Dead: Telltale

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Murder Drones

Uzi headcanons

Uzi with Child reader headcanons (Platonic because child)

Yandere N x Reader

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Fallout (To an extent)

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Hollow Knight (Also to an extent, because I'm still playing through it)

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Detroit: Become Human

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Do note that I will write on my own time because motivation problems but bleh-

Requests are OPEN

[wafflebroski]

Hello everybody my name is Waffle

So if you're reading this, you've either liked my terrible art on Sonic.EXE au's or you're refugees from my dead wattpad account.

Either way, If school doesn't shut down this account too, I'll be writing on a bunch of fandoms and draw art on some fandoms.

I'll maybe have a hyperlinks if I decide to.

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Headcanons

[wafflebroski]

guys help I need requests for my fandoms i'm so bored.