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[dyke-in-crisis]

started woe.begone and immediately got jumpscared my alexander j newall like hes some kind of podcast lin manuel miranda

[jitterbugbear]

you can now shame me for not reading witness for the dead sooner, it was SO enjoyable

[sleepyjim]

she spongebob on my patrick till i confront the psychic wall of energy

[crescentfool]

5, 9 and 16 for that artist ask meme!

5. favorite little detail in a drawing you did

this one was kind of hard to answer because i lean so much more to simplification over 1:1 detail... that said, i really loved these ones!

the bag from the top photo is from here, minato nui on left is from some con-related draws, the ballpoint splatling on right is from a vintage draws compilation!

i just really enjoy drawing little objects and props, and as much as i'm allergic to backgrounds, i hope to overcome that next year because my friends know i love getting obsessed over random objects for a few days...

9. any new art mediums youve tried (or overall styles if you havent tried new mediums)

i haven't gotten to do much mediums outside of digital art unfortunately.... but i would say this year was the year of chibification! i turned so many characters into little guys this year (shoutout to the nui tree!). which is really ironic because i also realized this year i find full illustrations more satisfying to work on throughout the process, despite the "simplicity" of chibis.

i did some limited color styles too! (blue, purple, and red + b/w). hopefully i can do more deliberate color palette stuffs though. i think it'd be a great exercise.

stylistically wise i think i could've tried more, but. its ok! thats what 2024 is for. yipee!

16. favorite piece of art from someone else (if you have one)

it feels like a cop out answer to say this but any gift art i got of my splatoon character... LOL... i didn't expect to get so attached to him (i changed my name in game to minatoast a JOKE!!!!). um. drops this gallery link here and scuttles away. im so very grateful. you're telling me people actually took time out of their day to draw my little guy? incredible!

ocs aside, i'd like to take the time to highlight some art from people on twitter (kitaro havers rise up!), since i do consider the things i reblog to be art i'm very fond of...

this art from tin of ryomina with flowers is so. oh my god. i was SO BEWILDERED AND HAPPY!!! i was minding my own business and then saw this rt'd on one of my friend's pages... i forget who lol but i was like "WAIT TIN Kick_TheeCan DREW RYOMINA??? I LOVE THEIR ART OF THE P3 PROTAG WHAT." i feel like i got pushed down a staircase in tartarus (positive)

and this art from chris (str3wberryy), my god, the composition fucks severely. i want to eat it. he also has an alt account on twitter (@/makotoyukilover) if you want to see more of their p3 protag arts :D

i also enjoyed seeing p3 arts from yamad_125, BSZZOWL, and elulit2. im so serious if you like ryominaigis you'll probably like taking a gander at these artist's media tabs! i find my way to see the twitter arts one way or another, nothing can stop me 👁👄👁

[one-time-i-jumped-off-a-cliff]

[sanstropfremir]

I'm curious to know your thoughts on riize? I know some people think they don't feel like an sm group but tbh I think they are being similar to like 90s era kpop groups. Anyway I actually have been enjoying their music and wow watching them dance impossible choreo is so fun.

love them! i really like the musical directions they've gone in and how they do embody the feeling of early boyband much more than most other groups have managed to. unsurprising that they do some challenging choreo, bc how could you not with shotaro right there, and i'm really glad impossible got the full house treatment bc i crave the fancy footwork like choicest of drugs. i'm also a big fan of all the music that they've released so far, and i love how their new ep is so delightfully dated (complimentary). that being said, i DO agree that they don't have the full sm sound, simply because yyj isn't there to help produce them. i've said it before and i will say it again, he was so fundamentally instrumental to the 'sm sound' and even to the sound of kpop itself, that now that he's gone no group is ever going to sound like that again. it's just the truth. i think the current a&r team are doing a great job with riize (we will not speak of any other groups.) but we could have had so, so much more.

[eiraisnthere]

Ultimately, it boils down to; if you ever ask me about a conflict between a multimillion dollar company and an employee, and I pick the company, you might as well just euthanize me on the spot.

[vstheworld]

day one of prep cook work: I only cried twice and the forefinger of my dominant hand is half-numb from slicing 20 lbs of cheese

[fansblogarchive]

Old Moons, New Friends

Hello my fellow fans, coming back at you with a new outlook on the world! Warning, I might start to get a little moody and out there with my writing style this time, but hey, I was feeling a little different lately! I'm sure I'll get some haters to call me out on it! Seriously, I never got where people with such negative attitudes come from. How do they see things? Do they open their eyes every morning, stare at the ceiling, and automatically think 'Ergh, everyone hates me', and go on about their day? Why would you want to live like that? Well if that's what they tell themselves they're gonna end up believing it. The perspective we view our world from changes everything. Depending on if you're gazing through the eye strain-inducing lit screen of a laptop or through the tiny lens of a telescope makes a big difference. As for me, well, it's no secret that Inanimate Insanity is the biggest part of my life. Frankly, you could call me obsessed and I couldn't deny it. Yet I never thought my borderline depressing infatuation with the series would become... well, you know, actually depressing. As I said, the show's the biggest thing in my life, but ironically, now that I'm here, it's so big with its numerous crazy happenstances and quirky inhabitants, it's easy to go unnoticed, or, well, no need to sugarcoat it, it's easy to be intentionally ignored. It got me thinking, how does it feel to accomplish landing on the moon? Granted, I don't really have to imagine since I've been to Mars for crying out loud, but hey, that only strengthens my point. That place didn't really capture my attention; I was busy being frustrated with my awful data service. Yeah, with my little blog "hiatuses" you know how much my service sucks, right, dear readers? But anyway, honestly, after the initial shock dies down, it must be pretty underwhelming, the moon. Like, whoo, you're standing on some celestial body where gravitational influence creates ocean tides. Big whoop. Gee, I'm starting to sound like Test Tube... hmph, funny, speaking of influences. I feel a lot happier now, knowing there's someone here who I don't have to worry will judge me and my ridiculously drawn-out and trivial observations. Test Tube a lot of the time is just saying stuff no one else seems to care about, too. But bless her, she couldn't care less if anyone else cared. She doesn't really let anything get her down, she just enjoys absorbing the world around her for what it is. I guess every place has a silver lining if you look hard enough, after all, Mars gave me that egg, didn't it? I know Test Tube really loves the moon, observing it from afar and adoring every little detail from its phases to its atomic radius. I hope for her sake, she never gets there. Now I turn the tables to you, readers. Has your opinion on something ever completely changed over time, as your perspective got a chance to widen? Email me your responses, you can find my address through the forum (hey, a little plug for that part of the site can't hurt!)

[specialagentartemis]

I appreciate the accessibility need for descriptive text on images, and I’ve been trying to add it whenever I post pictures now.

however, someone else writing an image description in reblog, and then saying “feel free to edit this into your original OP! No need to give me credit!” feels so unbelievably pushy, conceited, self-important, and condescending. Did they Ask

[misstalwyn]

I have a fairly silly but kinda big Spider-Man 2 fic living in my head now but it’s giving the Big Anxiety now bc how many fucking original Spider-Man ideas even exist anymore and also it’s SPIDER-MAN and one does not simply swing into a 75 year old canon!!

[corvidcall]

my manager wants to train me for the job above mine (Operations Specialist 4. right now im Ops 3) which is very fun and exciting. a few months ago during one of our one on one meetings she told me that she was briefly doing Ops 4 and hated it because she thought it was unbearably boring. but after the incredibly shit day I've had doing my Ops 3 work, i cant wait for some absolutely crushing monotony 😭

[orchards-nsfw]

Starting stream...

Grafaiteck was running a 'special stream' on his 'secondary account', the audience participation should be great.

When the stream loaded, an almost fully naked Grafaiteck was sitting on screen, smiling impishly in front of a wide row of sex toys of all different shapes, sizes, and purposes. There was an option to donate on the stream, and upon doing so it allows you to change one factor about the toys. Whether one was being used, the intensity, where it was being used, all at the audiences fingertips.

Grafaiteck took off their boxers slowly and carefully, giving the camera a full show of it's ass and hardened cock. They were about 8-9 inches long with a fairly plump and bouncy ass, not big enough to make shopping for pants harder but still noticeable. Almost instantly upon sitting back down, a notification pinged for a donation.

'Put small pink vibrator in ass fully'

"No time at all, chat... You're all so excited to see me, huh~?"

They moved one of the smaller vibrators, about 5 inches, below them and slowly sat down on it, making cute little whimpering noises when they reached the end and dropped their ass fully onto the floor, enveloping the vibrator completely in their ass save for a wide-ish pink base no longer visible to the audience.

"Is that all you got~..?"

As if being answered, another text to speech donation played, this one larger than the last.

'Set vibrator to max speed'

One fun addition Grafaiteck had put on the stream was the ability to directly control anything remote, instead of them having control of it and doing everything manually. They had no power to stop any of the toys from doing anything once chat made them do it.

Grafaiteck instantly yelped in shock from the sudden intensity, their cock sticking upright and twitching as their eyes fluttered shut. They bit down on their lip to avoid letting out any moans, further teasing the audience despite the strength of the vibrator. Thankfully the pink vibrator being smaller also meant it was less powerful, so this was only half of what a normal one would do. Yet another ping sounded, the text-to-speech voice playing over the quiet buzzing inside their ass.

'Put taped vibrator on dick tip'

"Fuck, chat, you're really hungry for me today aren't you~? Whatever you say~..."

They taped the small bean shaped vibrator, connected to a vibrating pad by a wire in order to vibrate the bean on things like nipples, dicks, or different parts in the ass.

'Set taped vibrator to low speed'

"Mmn~... C'mon chat, I can take more than this, don't tease me~!"

'Put Bad Dragonite dildo in ass fully'

They looked over to the far right of their line of toys, a giant imposing dildo being next on the list. It was roughly 20 inches tall and 7 inches wide, fully prepared to stretch them out. They gulped nervously, lubing up the dildo with a bottle nearby and completely covering it, jerking off the dildo at that point to fully coat it and still keeping the bold teasing persona.

"That's all you g-got chat? I can take more than that!"

Their voice wavered as they positioned themself over the dildo, using their hands to stretch out their ass a bit as they slowly sat down on the dildo, going down one inch at a time. Due to the size, they were unable to push the vibrator already inside them to the side, pushing that one deeper in as the dildo got further in them. Cute and light moans were let out, the first ten inches of the dildo having gone inside them. They kept going down, the moans getting progressively louder and quicker as most of the dildo went inside their ass. Before they could reach the base, they lost their balance, falling from their crouching position into sitting on the dildo entirely and taking in the last 6 inches instantly, a loud and shaky moan escaping their lips as their mouth started to water. A bulge was showing above their dick, marking where the dildo reached in his ass. The bulge was fairly large, prominent and vibrating with the smaller vibrator still on top.

'Bounce'

The one word command, although simple, was powerful and intimidating. Grafaiteck's legs were already trembling from the vibrator now 25 inches inside of them, but they did what the could and crouched down again, starting to bounce on the dildo. They let out louder and rapid moans with each bounce, drool dripping from their mouth onto their twitching cock. Their mouth was agape, whimpering moans and barely recognizable words coming out one after another.

"A-ahnn~! F-fuck, ch-cha-aahn~..! Ch-chat~ i-it's mmph~ so m-much~! S-so c-close nngh~!"

'Set taped vibrator to max speed'

The new donation, unheard over Grafaiteck's overwhelmingly erotic pleas and moans, immediately ramped up the speed of the vibrator strapped to their dick to full, making them instantly shoot hot ropes of cum at the camera. Despite panting and having already cum, Grafaiteck kept bouncing, not yet being instructed to stop by the chat donations. The vibrators kept buzzing, and Grafaiteck's moans grew more desperate and unintelligible.

"A-ahh~! S-shit~! Huff P-please~! Nghh~! Mmph~! Ahhnn~! Ugh~! F-fuck~!"

They couldn't stop moaning and whimpering, barely any room to beg for mercy from the chat. Their cock was still twitching from the vibrations and just having cum, bouncing up and down as they took on the full length of the dildo over and over and over again. They sped up the bouncing, despite not having been requested by chat, showing their desperation to cum again.

'Use fleshlight'

Grafaiteck stopped attempting to respond, their wireless headphones telling them what to do. They obeyed as quick as they could, reaching out and shakily grasping the fleshlight. You could see from their tight grip that they were in immense pleasure, placing the fleshlight on their dick and furiously thrusting it to the base of their cock. They jerked off with the fleshlight, rapidly slamming it on their cock with both hands and still bouncing on the dildo. Their whimpering and begging was a jumbled mess of moans and noises, each one louder and more erotic than the next. Their was no rythym to the thrusts or the bouncing, just pure sexual frustration fueling it at quick paces.

'Use Bad Dragonite dildo's fake cum'

The automated dildo immediately started pumping Grafaiteck full of cum with no warning other than the text-to-speech voice, causing them to cum again, a stream of white spattering on their chest and in their mouth. As it turns out, the volume of the giant dildo was also a container that held an entire gallon of artificial cum, shooting constantly into Grafaiteck and forming a large bulge in their stomach. Due to the tightness of their ass stretched around the dildo, there was no room for the cum to leak out, the bulge continuing to increase in size seemingly endlessly. Their moans were now a slur of curse words and noises that would make anyone cum just from hearing them.

They came a third time from the constant pumping of artificial cum in their ass, still bouncing on the dildo and fucking the fleshlight without thought. They were very clearly overstimulated, a dry orgasm coming through. This went on until the dildo was emptied entirely into Grafaiteck's ass, taking about a full minute despite the somewhat high pressure it shot into them.

'Stop'

Upon hearing the command, Grafaiteck immediately sat down and dropped everything, panting heavily as all of the buzzing stopped. They were filled to the brim, the dildo's base getting sucked into their ass with a satisfying 'pop'. Their asshole tightened at the feeling of the dildo going deeper, causing another wave of pleasure and another dry orgasm to hit Grafaiteck. Their ass, despite being fairly stretched out, was smaller that the giant dildo in circumference, meaning they wouldn't be able to push the dildo out. Artificial cum leaked out of their asshole steadily, forming a small puddle on the floor in front of them.

"I-i... Huff... S-shit.... Huff... I-it's st-stuck..."

The chat, through donations, was allowed to send personalized messages, similar to how the commands had worked.

'Keep that in there for me, okay?'

Grafaiteck nodded weakly, their mind a scrambled mess and barely processing the words said by the robotic voice, too weak to muster up a bratty response.

"Y-yes sir..."

Thousands of chat messages poured in, praising them and calling them a good boy. He whimpered back a response, trembling from what had happened. There was cum all over Grafaiteck's body, his legs, and all in his mouth and on his face.

"I-I did g-good..?"

[judesstfrancis]

watched the new lone star. how are they gonna say "we were watching the house with drones and we didn't see anyone leave so no one actually kidnapped her <3" BABE SO HE'S STILL IN THE HOUSE !!

[bunni-bun]

🤡.

[yoohyeon]

Some random user liked a post of me complaining about my neighbours earlier and f that user cause why are my neighbours playing music and screaming at pass 3am out of a sudden it’s like they predicted it