#warbreaker memes

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The warbreaker reading experience

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[zephyscosmere]

Things I Found On Pinterest That Make Me Think of Cosmere Boys

Kaladin:

Straff Venture:

Hoid:

Kelsier:

Vasher:

[kunaiman]

[the-wizard-mozrath]

Desperate for my rep

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[ishdaj]

Local assassin tries art therapy

Already posted this on r/cremposting, but I think cosmere tumblr would also appreciate this meme I drew months ago.

[butwhybother]

[macreadsstormlight]

Lightsong is clueing for looks

[cosmerelists]

Hey Warbreaker Characters, Would You Fuck Your Clone?

Hey, did you know this meme originated in a Buzzfeed article? I sure didn’t! Anyway, what do you think, Warbreaker characters?

Susebron: I don’t want to fuck my clone because that would be gay sex and I’m not gay.

Siri: I’m not gay, but I would actually totally fuck my clone.

Vivenna: I’m gay, but I still don’t want to fuck my clone, that’s gross and weird.

Vasher: I don’t want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong.

Jewels: I’d totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I’m good in bed.

Denth: I’d fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?

Tonk Fah: I’d totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone that I’d be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.

Lightsong: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.

Llarimar: It’s basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.

Treledees: It’s not the same as masturbating; it’d be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!

Nightblood: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil.

Blushweaver: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I’d probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once  because that’s how pro clone-fucking I am. 

[its-to-the-death]

Fictional Weapon War Round 1

Now that our preliminaries are over, we're ready to fight!

Here is our bracket:

It is kind of ugly and I used the names instead of pictures because I did not want to figure out the logistics of fitting all those pictures (that are probably a bunch of different weird sizes) on here together.

I still need to get all the pictures together for the matchups but I am planning for round 1 to start on Tuesday, July 25. All polls last a week.

Propaganda is always welcome as long as you are being nice. Have fun!

Matchups below the cut. I'll link them to the polls once they start.

Bridget's yo-yo (Guilty Gear) vs Sasha (Team Fortress 2)

Myrtenaster (RWBY) vs Funkfreed (One Piece)

The Wabbajack (The Elder Scrolls) vs Frostmourne (World of Warcraft)

Portal gun (Portal) vs Buster Sword (Final Fantasy VII)

The Punisher (Trigun) vs Orb (Pondering My Orb meme)

The Spear of the Non-Believer (SCP Wiki) vs R.Y.N.O. (Ratchet and Clank 2002)

Bat'leth (Star Trek) vs Nightblood (Warbreaker/The Starlight Archive)

Ness' bat (Earthbound) vs Kendal (Aurora webcomic)

The Throngler (Twitter) vs Shardblades (The Stormlight Archive)

Kurapika's chains (Hunter x Hunter) vs Kenji Kon's butter knife (Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous)

Jack/Sumarbrander (Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard) vs Xena's chakram (Xena Warrior Princess)

Soul Evan's scythe form (Soul Eater) vs Lightsaber (Star Wars)

The Master Sword (The Legend of Zelda) vs Ryuko's scissor blade (Kill la Kill)

Riptide (Percy Jackson) vs Rapunzel's frying pan (Tangled)

Riz Gukgak's Arquebus (Dimension 20 Fantasy High) vs Ichaival (Symphogear)

Meta Knight's Galaxia (Kirby) vs Aang's staff (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Piecemaker (Discworld) vs The List (Critical Role/The Legend of Vox Machina)

Sailor Moon's tiara (Sailor Moon) vs Batarangs (Batman)

Bit Stave (Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch From Mercury) vs Oathkeeper (Kingdom Hearts)

Meowmere (Terraria) vs The Sword of the Creator (Fire Emblem: Three Houses)

Splattershot (Splatoon) vs Amy's Piko Piko Hammer (Sonic)

Pit's Sacred Bow of Palutena (Kid Icarus) vs Sokka's space sword (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

King Dedede's Hammer (Kirby) vs Shingou-Ax (Kamen Rider Drive)

Gideon Nav's two handed sword (The Locked Tomb) vs Needle Whip (Fear and Hunger 2)

Crescent Rose (RWBY) vs Sting (Lord of the Rings)

Kingdom Key (Kingdom Hearts) vs Ghirahim (The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword)

E.G.O. Weapon Mimicry (Project Moon) vs Dangeresque's Nunchuck Gun (Homestar Runner)

Tissue Compression Eliminator (Doctor Who) vs Spider-ham's mallet (Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse)

Sokka's boomerang (Avatar: The Last Airbender) vs Knife (knife crow)

Gungnir (Symphogear) vs Baby 5 (One Piece)

Oblivion (Kingdom Hearts) vs Brisingr (The Inheritance Cycle)

Martin the Warrior's sword (Redwall) vs Morgoth's mace, Grand (Lord of the Rings)

[hydrogenandhelium]

Oh my god I literally made my last post and then I HAD AN IDEA FOR A COSMEME

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ask meme thingy, i got tagged by: @diot-coke my beloved mutual

last song i listened to:

but i've also been obsessed with

show i'm watching: jjba stardust crusaders with my boyfriend, trying to finish succession season 4

thing i'm reading: about to start warbreaker by brandon sanderson

i'm obsessed with: tears of the kingdom, cooking with my bf, goth music and dad rock, radiation poisoning for some reason.

tagging cool friends and mutuals, if you want: @ledurr @hagfishslime @elementalsword @iloveyoutoodeath @xigrif @lithiumhydroxide @sovietyaoi @toadpiss @dankovskaya @wictorwictor and anyone who reads this and wants to do it too 💖

[zephyscosmere]

Things I Found On Pinterest That Give Me Cosmere Character Vibes

Kelsier:

Vin:

Nightblood:

[trashwizards]

7, 16, and 23 for the book meme?

7. What was your average Goodreads rating? Does it seem accurate?

3.6 which feels maybe a bit low? It was a pretty average/meh reading year overall though, with few standouts in either directions, so I guess it's fine. Would love for this year to be much higher!

16. What is the most over-hyped book you read this year?

Hmm. I'm gonna go with Warbreaker by Brandon Sanderson? I didn't hate it by any stretch but it was kinda being sold to me as the best stand-alone, a great Sanderson starting point, way better than Elantris etc. I found it to be pretty boring with very uneven pacing and I couldn't get into the magic system at all, and I found Elantris to be much more enjoyable. So just a failure of expectations really.

23. What was the fastest time it took you to read a book?

Oh damn I actually have no idea lol. I feel like I read Emily Wilde's Encyclopaedia of Faeries and Godkiller pretty quickly, like 3-4 days each I believe? I also read each of the Black Magician/Traitor Spy books very quickly (like just a couple of days each), but they were rereads so much easier to read than new books.

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finished Rythym of War!! many rambly thoughts below

this was def Navani and Venli's book. immediately just before this book, i also read all of oathbringer, so not having the regular Dalinar povs felt like the homer-simpson-disappearing-into-a-bush meme.

I knew navani was going to become a bondsmith too! i knew it!! it was pretty nice that all the events in urithiriu resolved without their armies needing to come back and help. and kaladin finally said the fourth ideal!! it was a long time coming

even before the end of the book when odium and dalinar finalized the contract, i knew something had to go wrong because there's still 6 books in this series left.

it's still so funny to me that we get to see 2 very different ways an encounter with hoid at a perpendicularity can go (especially if your name starts with a K). option 1, a story and a meal. option 2, get your ass beat

the adolin and maya stuff was good. i figured maya would end up doing something (even if i wasn't sure what that something was) by the end of the trial. adolin was already able to summon her faster by the end of oathbringer, so i wonder if there will be more changes to how she behaves as a "dead" shardblade

having read most of the cosmere stuff already, it was cool to make all the connections to previous books and knowing (in general) how investiture & connection work.

vasher & hoid using breaths, Nightblood and vasher sucking the color out of things, hoid's smoke storytelling (it was in oathbringer too) -> Warbreaker

the ire and their tech and the seon (as soon as it was shown faces appeared, i knew it was a seon) -> Elantris

i'm pretty sure Sazed/Harmony was writing to hoid during part 2, kelsier and the ghostbloods -> Mistborn

i read yumi & the nightmare painter before row, but design showing up in both books

odium casually namedropping Cephandrius

other random thoughts:

i hadn't really thought about it before, but Wax's coinshot powers (the lines that he can see from him to the metal) sounds a lot like how dalinar was seeing the Connection between people

i liked that the radiants powers being partially taken away means they had to get more creative with what was left, like with how kaladin was forced to practice adhesion. its a little silly, but my favorite marvel movie is iron man 3, mostly for the scene where tony uses stuff he got from the hardware store for the final fight, because he's forced to rely on his ingenuity and creativity under limited resources

i wonder when tress happens in the overall timeline. i havent seen hoid using the dor, but that doesn't he mean he doesn't have it. yumi & painter seems to be after the way of kings series (or maybe the time skip?)

the obvious timeline connections i can think of (-> = 'before'):

elantris, warbreaker, the emperor's soul, 1st mistborn trilogy -> way of kings

way of kings -> yumi & painter (bc design is present in sp3)

2nd mistborn era -> tress (bc the kandra are free to move)

emperor's soul -> 2nd mistborn era (but probably not by much, it depends on how old shai is)

i'm not sure when the 2nd mistborn era and way of kings happen in relation to each other. hoid was on scadrial for mistborn, but i don't think he had design yet