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Springtrap. Dump him in the washing machine and watch him spin round and round
It’s funny you say that because I took this photo of springtrap inside my washing machine last month and have yet to relay it to the masses
#it’s my dryer but same difference#I bet that being thrown inside a washing machine on the highest setting would be enough to actually kill Afton#he’s like a cockroach#can’t die unless under very specific circumstances#fnaf#springtrap#william afton
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I think if you live in an apartment building with five washing machines in the laundry room, and if you use all five machines at once, then the laundry gods should instantly call down a curse upon your life that never again will a washing machine ever be empty for your use
#random text post silliness#fuck the person specifically used every available machine in the building#i hope you never know washing machine peace
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the traveler would love rasputin
It did love Rasputin! That’s how we got Felwinter.
#Destiny 2#ask me about how sometimes I wonder if the Traveler chose Ana to be a Guardian partly for her connection to Rasputin#how it revived the one single person who could snap him out of his millennia-long panic attack#Felwinter didn't work but try try again#because we're going to need him (ominous)#but then ask me about how I don't think the Traveler itself chooses specific Guardians so#bit of a wash#output generated#this is the wager of existence#the Warmind Rasputin#ra ra Rasputin Mars' greatest war machine
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#based on me#yes i’m running out of clothes to wear but my roommates are always using the washing machine when i need it#hyper specific poll#specific poll#poll#polls
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haven't written fic for this fandom before but blitz and his childhood crush on fizz has me so emotional i might have to write something all stupid and tender and emotional about it
#actually come to think of it im surprised i havent written for this fandom before tbh#but fr fizzablitz has me in its CLUTCHES rn. i mean thats true all the time but lately specifically i have been spinning them at#warp speeds in my head like a washing machine
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just put in an order for some reusable pads 🎉
#i trusted reddit with this one#i chose this specific brand a) because the people on reddit said i could wash them in the washing machine#and b) because they're based in canada which is pretty close to portland all things considered#unfortunately i wasted too much time and probably wont be able to use them this month#but next month for sure 💯
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Finally made Animal crossing bats inspired off of a AI prompt! I like how most of them came out! (Jill is my favorite)
#I started this back when AI stuff was all silly prompts like Old Man Eating Pizza In a Washing Machine lol#animal crossing#acnh#animal crossing bats#animal crossing villagers#my art#small artist#animal crossing oc#what the hell do i tag the specific fan art
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truly just SUCH a typical tumblr experience but like.
Familiar Tumblr Name makes a post that's like: 'you know how fast fashion perpetuates itself by selling us clothing that gets dingy and grody really fast, so we have to replace it yearly?'
me: uh, no, actually—historically i've found that the few fast fashion pieces i acquired long outstayed their welcome, and were perfectly wearable long after i was heartily sick of them! but go on, i guess
FTN: 'let me tell you about this traditional domestic wisdom (implied: that's been lost because of, uh, capitalism) that will fix this problem (that you, too, definitely have) for you!'
me, googling: okay so this residue that FTN said was somehow a Fast Fashion thing is apparently generally caused by like. fabric softener and/or hard water. using discount detergents that skimp on active ingredients. using too much detergent so it doesn't wash out. letting your bedding go too long between washes. letting your washer go too long between cleans. etc. anyway. lots of specific factors here, many of which may in fact not apply to you in particular!
but like. why get specific when instead we could assert You Know This Problem, Right? This Lost Traditional Wisdom Will Definitely Help You Personally!!
#just like. makes me mad as rhetoric bc like. *i* can evaluate yr Dramatic Tumblr Post critically and do independent research abt it#and determine how much of it applies to me#and like. the answer is: basically none but it's a good reminder to clean the washing machine‚ thx#but like. there are loads of ppl in the notes just like. nodding along very wide-eyed#to whom this ALSO may not be applicable but who have lapped up yr sloppy demagoguery#and it's just like. [FTN] admits *in this post* that they don't actually know all the ins and outs of this#and it's just like. then probably you shouldn't be climbing onto your soapbox to explain it to people just yet!!#and telling people to get Righteously Angry that this has been Kept From Them#anyway. extremely specific subtweet and honestly the consequences of blindly taking OP's advice would probably not be too bad#but it's just like. i get really frustrated with these bloggers who want to Dispense Advice#but aren't actually experts themselves‚ don't provide any citations for their assertions‚ and claim that things are Universally Applicable#which is just. never true!! people's situations vary!!!#and like. if everyone were equipped to critically evaluate this shit it'd be fine‚ probably#but they're not! people are like 'oh wow you sound confident‚ okay‚ information integrated into my worldview now!'#and it's just like. i realize the subject matter here is relatively low-stakes but it's like. the KIND of rhetoric here is. weird.#very like. There's Been a Conspiracy and You Should Believe Me Because I Sound Confident and Friendly and Like I'm On Your Side.#Reject the Innovations of Capitalism. Retvrn to the Old Ways.#and it's just like. hm what politicians does that remind me of!#anyway. sorry for this very vehement very specific subtweet i just. idk. genuinely think this strain of tumblr demagoguery is pernicious#and like. lots of it is perpetrated by liberals!! most of it ime! but it's the same damaging dynamic even so
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Never ever EVER buy household appliances with ai in them. Most ridiculous things I’ve ever encountered
#to be clear i did not buy one but had to use one to do a load of laundry (who needs ai in a laundry machine??) and let me tell you it was#useless.#first the thing apparently ‘senses the dirty ness of your clothes to calculate the wash cycle’ which then would only ever decide to do a#cycle that took 4. freaking. hours. never have i encountered a washer that takes longer than an hour to wash your clothes.#and without the ability to manually say you want it to be a specific time? makes no sense. who has that kind of time in their day.#NEXT we go to dry the clothes and it also wants to run it for an insane amount of time. so we click it anyways (horrible decision)#and think oh we’ll just open it halfway through#well. upon stopping the cycle halfway through the damn thing says that the door is locked because it’s ‘too hot.’#never have i seen something that thinks i’m going to burn myself on my hot clothes. like cmon#also cause opening the door would be a surefire way to cool the clothes down you’d think??#so we try all sorts of troubleshooting things and even unplugging it and it STILL WOULDNT UNLOCK.#the damn thing is still locked btw. dunno if ill ever get those clothes back#so glad this at least isn’t actually a dryer we spent money on and just one that was here while we’re traveling and need to do laundry#but like. cmon#there’s no reason we shouldn’t be able to decide how long to wash our clothes for and instead let a ‘smart’ (hint: it’s not smart) machine#do it for us#(hint part 2: this isn’t just about the clothes)#soni rambles#more like soni RANTS#i was already angry about the idea of ai in appliances but experiencing first hand how bad they are makes me even more angry#and a little scared for the future#now it’s 2am and the laundry is still stuck and im too upset to go to sleep. gah#and i don’t get mad easily.#oh and did i mention that to dry your clothes it wouldn’t let you select a temperature?? that it only said it would sense it itself??#see i like to dry all my clothes on low heat cause ive had a history of them shrinking#so not only are they trapped in the machine but it’s ‘too hot’ because it wouldn’t let us select a lower temperature.#luckily i didn’t put anything in that’s a material that usually shrinks
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feeling like a grown-up (doing laundry)
#we don’t have a washing machine at home#and here in brazil laundromats aren’t that common at least where i live#my mom likes to do the laundry because she is very specific lmao but i’m doing it today
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furric got me listening to mitski ffs. the brainrot goes deep.
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abbey by mitski is THE rey song.
“i was born hungry / what do i need? / i am something / i have been something / i was born something / what could i be? / there is a light i can see / but only it seems when there’s darkness in me”
“i am waiting / i have been waiting / i was born waiting / i was born waiting for that something / just one something / i was born something / i was born”
“and i wake every night / crying, ‘set me free’”
#animal crossing brainrot ›› 𝒐𝒐𝒄.#mitski + rey go hard but SPECIFICALLY abbey#and cop car … liquid smooth … washing machine heart .. i bet on losing dogs …#my love all mine …..#anyways .
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Love it when there's a character and you've just gotta grab 'em in your mouth and shake 'em around like they're your favourite chew toy, you know?
#i feel normal about Jade and Rook#idk what it is about thise two specifically but i just wanna go ham like ARRSATSHAARAGARARTARA#whereas like - I wanna bounce Ace around like a dodgeball and chuck him in the washing machine#and I wanna kiss Deuce on the forehead like he's my favourite plushie#and I wanna play pretend homicide detective with Riddle and Cater like theyre barbies
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the parents are going up north for a couple of days thank FUCKING god its not enough but i havent been able to be insane in peace since FUCKING october and its . not to sound dramatic but Not Good For My Mental Health which i obviously cant let them know partly cos its not All their fault but also because im (irrationally!!!!!! irrationally) afraid theyll kick me out the second i say anything even remotely negative even jokingly. anyway my grand plan while theyre gone is to lie on couch and stare at ceiling (but, importantly, in the living room and not in my bedroom) and . well translating all the dollars trilogy event fics into finnish probably. insert that celibacy gif but edited so it says unemployed.
#also i will probably look at potential apartments#this is made harder by my shit brain being all 'am i unreasonable for wanting [very reasonable thing] even though i am me*'#* me and specifically me wanting things in general is bad and not allowed how dare i (source: hell brain)#(also bear in mind whenever i move out i dont want to move again in a Very long time to in ideal case ever. hate moving)#(i dont need a Lot i just want. my bed in a Properly Separate space from my living room. a space to call my own)#(back when i lived in turku the apartment had an alcove that literally only fit my bed. there were shelves above my bed & a few closets too#(couldnt even open all the closet doors properly but honestly thats the sort of Separate Space For My Bed that i mean)#(also there has to be enough space for a washing machine in the bathroom or i Will die)#(none of this is Unreasonable really)#(i dont have to live close to the city center i need a grocery store within walking distance & a bus and or tram stop close by)#(WHYYYYY is my brain playing this hell game here im having a shit time as is)
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You can go in the ocean
But watch out
The ocean loves me soooooo much and would never eeever hurt me
#moss talks#fun fact when i was younger my parents used to take me to the beach a lot#and one of my favorite things to do was to throw myself into the waves#because the beach specifically had waves that'd curl and spin before falling apart#so i'd launch myself into those waves and get spun around like clothes in the washing machine despite the threat of drowning#and it was soooooooo fun to me
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i need y'all to know that in my heart everything i write is a little bit a songfic. there is a song in every story i write. and sometimes i write the song! but usually it was claudio sanchez
#pb.txt#thinking about how most of the main dynamics characters and plot points in blood machine au have a coheed song i associate them with#in keeping secrets--the song not the album--is kind of the overarching theme but especially for pfl itself#the greater washington polycule is very unheavenly creatures#wash specifically is more window of the waking mind#wash and epsilon are hardcore rise naianasha cut the cord#blue team polycule (overlaps somewhat with the greater washington polycule) is beautiful losers#a favor house atlantic is VERY mainewash#sstb is very church and very carolina#some parts both#some parts separate
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