#washua

[hurgablurg]

So, Undertale.

The funny thing to me about Undertale is that anything the game, and it's fangames, try to tell the player about peace and choosing non-violence falls completely and pathetically flat for at least one big reason: no one who isn't a main character takes that lesson for themselves.

Sure, Undyne chills out, you can guilt Toriel down, you can therapize the Amalgamates, you can even redeem Asriel, but what about the random encounters and side bosses...?

When does Washua stop trying to drown a child? When does Froggit stop pouncing? Why does Snowdrake, a literal child, think it's a cool idea to murder someone in the woods? When does Tsundereplane finally figure out that killing her senpai doesn't work? When exactly is Muffet supposed to learn that killing and eating people for not giving her money is bad? Are any of them even meant to go through the same improvement others do?

Are they after human souls? In most cases, apparently not, because much of the Underground doesn't even recognize Frisk as human in the first place. Even Undyne apparently needs to be told what the human is wearing to find them, as if she wouldn't be able to recognize a human right away.

Are they trying to "communicate through magic" but are inadvertently doing harm because magic is like that? No, that was a fan theory people came up with to explain why they attacked first. If monster magic really did work like that, then Frisk would have to avoid projectiles in every. Single. Conversation. You can buy items without dodging the SOUL around heaps of merchandise. You can talk to the Snowdin bear without having to duck around the presents he's setting under the tree. You can hang out with Papyrus without having to dodge his bones during the entire date.

The only explanation we are left with is that some people in the Underground just really love murder, and will happily attack anything that crosses their line of sight.

Hell, even the cripplingly depressed Shyren will STILL make a token effort to kill Frisk. Like, whats her deal?

Why do we want to befriend people like that? Especially if they keep trying it after being spared? It'd be understandable if each encounter only showed up ONCE and then was befriended from then on, but no, every time until post-game True Pacifist they will keep coming back to try to kill Frisk.

Where are all the moralizing friendship speeches about their actions?

Random civilians are free to attack children with impunity, but those same children acting in self-defence or fighting back is abominable, enough to make humanity in it's entirety worthy of genocide.

And genocide is the Underground's goal, in case everyone forgot. The whole purpose of Asgore absorbing the human souls and "becoming god" (that's literally how it's described in the game) is to take revenge on humanity. Asgore may not be willing to go through with it because he's a depressed weeny, but everyone else is pretty hyped for the destruction of humanity once the doors are open.

And for what, exactly? The Underground is perfectly livable. All that's missing is the sun, but unless a lack of vitamin D is what's turning everyone into slavering psychopaths, I don't see the problem. They can probably even just make their own artificial sun with the technology they have. Everyone's just hyped up on propaganda about how cool the surface is.

Is their bereavement worth the explicit extinction of the human race? Is it worth the inevitable monster casualties that will come from humans fighting back? I don't think so, to be quite honest.

I think the hypocrisy of this running thread is best displayed in the Yellow fangame, by Martlet during the game's Genocide route:

"We only took five, but you've taken dozens".

Sure, that's factually true, but it's also a fact that you intend to take the rest of humanity whether they fight back or not. It's not equivalent if the plan was always to do worse damage. It's hypocrisy.

The player (and by extension Frisk) has to put in extreme amounts of work into building relationships with people who will gladly turn physically violent at the drop of a hat, who are literally planning a genocide, constantly defying logic and self-preservation just to get a couple shots in on Some Guy.

Hell, I don't think Frisk as a person even comes into it in the first place. They are just a shell for us, the players, to experience the story.

And why? Because we saw a let's play of it? Because game reviewers said it was game of the decade? Because we want to see what it's like to play? To "befriend" these oh-so-whacky, predictable characters again and again a decade after the game's heyday?

The story, in the end, is all to fulfill a narrative who's foundation is a shaky legend about humans being mean to monsters millenia ago, some immortal, royal brats having bruised egos, and a mutated goat prince scaring a bunch of peasants into violence, told from the perspective of the Underground, with little inference as to what the surface is actually like.

For all we know, Asgore and Toriel are lying and were the conquering tyrants of a human-monster empire who were sealed underground by opposing kingdoms of the surface in the days of yore, causing them to rewrite history (and "rewrite" population demographics) to make themselves look like the victims to their entirely-captive audience. If the barrier was a cooperative measure, it would go a long way to explain why human and monster souls are both needed to break it. if the humans really DID want to kill all monsters to prevent their souls being stolen, why were the monsters allegedly allowed to surrender? The royals even have an equally-immortal "war hero" at their beck and call with a cross-game skill for writing Tolkien-esque fantasy literature, settled down "doing archaeology work" in the region where the Underground's supposed history is written. That's a coincidence, I'm sure.

All that said, and mostly by the by, I say Deltarune is the better game.

The previous, pitiless freaks are friendly neighbours. The foes in the Dark World are overlords, mercenaries, guards, animals, and madmen - people with purpose to capture or kill the Lightners, rather than random civilians who see fit to attack anything that crosses their path. It makes sense. Plus, the story is actually engaging, the mystery is more intriguing, the characters are more entertaining, Kris is an actual character with a will of their own that we are explicitly subverting, and the "evil route" is actually, undeniably evil.

Deltarune came first conceptually, if you will all remember. Undertale is the weird off-kilter AU Toby made for practice. Not the other way around. And it definitely shows.

[rred-gaze]

wash stands for washua

[ut-side-character-showdown]

i hope everyone who didn't vote for washua stubs their toe-/lh/j

wosh u face

[kojoty]

David washua

[bootown]

happy washua

[imadeoutwithmikeywayonwarpedtour]

Im sorry washua

[rebelbyrdie]

Look at this Little Gentleman!

Washua Amadeus Buckthalomew III

[dancehall-song-lyrics]

Zuchu - Shika Lyrics

Zuchu - Shika Lyrics

Shika Lyrics by Zuchu … Nani tron aaah tron (eyo tron) iiiiih aaaaaah (iih iiih iih aaaaah) iiiiih aaaaaah (iih iiih iih aaaaah) (Et Nani kakojoa shuka imetota aah imetota shuka imetota) Leo nsingebaki ndani ata inyeshe mvua (inyeshe mvua ) Sina sent kumi yani ntadandia washua (aah washua) Kwani dj ni nani mbona anajua (anajuaaa) Kibeg nishikieni nataka kuuwa (basi uaa) Eh shika shika shika…

[jamaica-song-lyrics]

Zuchu - Shika Lyrics

Zuchu - Shika Lyrics

Shika Lyrics by Zuchu … Nani tron aaah tron (eyo tron) iiiiih aaaaaah (iih iiih iih aaaaah) iiiiih aaaaaah (iih iiih iih aaaaah) (Et Nani kakojoa shuka imetota aah imetota shuka imetota) Leo nsingebaki ndani ata inyeshe mvua (inyeshe mvua ) Sina sent kumi yani ntadandia washua (aah washua) Kwani dj ni nani mbona anajua (anajuaaa) Kibeg nishikieni nataka kuuwa (basi uaa) Eh shika shika shika…

[i-fell-help]

I saw a post about how monster reproduce and I'm here to bring my thoughts on the matter,so keep in mind these are just my thoughts and headcanons.

Anthro animal monstesr(e.g. Toriel,Asgore,Bugerpants,Nice cream guy,Alphys,etc.) probably reproduce like humans of sort,but when waiting for the child to be born avian,reptilian,fish,and amphibian monster have eggs,while mammalian monsters don't.

Animal like monsters(e.g. froggit,migosp,whimsum,etc) probably reproduce like the animal that they are based off of.Like froggits breeding like frogs irl.

Flame monsters(e.g. Grillby and the other one) two ways I could see this going ,one is they reproduce asexually and just light something on the fire and that's it,or two again the reproduce asexually but I'm a different manor (however this requires two fire monsters) a monster and their partner hold hands to fuse the flame of their hands momentarily and light a flame with there magic ,which in turn make a fire monsters baby.

Ghosts, personal I think the ghosts are just dead people so don't think they even reproduce,and tbh if they weren't dead people they wouldn't reproduce really

Skeletons,to be fair they can't reproduce sexually at all they have no organs,and being undead like ghosts ,it wouldn't make since for them to reproduce,they might even be just dead people.(So it might just be they are just skeletons that are buried or in the area ,of just bones of separate skeletons that come to by magic) Now I only really see only one way to skeletons to make other skeletons is to spawn bone from magic and make another skeleton that way ,they bones are kept together by magic so even if they're way another species of monster the magic of the other parent to kept the bones together.Not sure how it works in Deltarune if my being fair with you,like a more science approach maybe idk.

Moldsmal and Moldbygg,tbh I'm not too sure ,but I assume asexually and probably sort of how blobby from hotel Transylvania got his son,but if not asexually idk.

Object monsters (e.g. Tsuderplane,Pyrope,Washua) asexually,only explanation.

Plant monsters (Vegatoid and Flowey ,also yeah I know Flowey is just a flower that got a shot of determination,but I'm still counting it since it works with the explanation),like plants ,they breed plants, since they are plants.

Jerry,he won't.ever.

Ice cap,when another hat is made with ice and magic and placed onto an ice cube.

I think that's it if I missed any categories of monster let me know and I'll add it.

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Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Champion Girls' Solid Boxy T-Shirt, XS, Blue.

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[so-i-still-like-undertale]

Day 6 - Least favourite character

Woaaaah 2 posts in one day! Don’t worry y’all, I just drew these yesterday and forgot to post either of them on time lmao

So Washua is my least favorite character because the little shit keeps killing me. No clue why it’s this lil guy in particular. But, combine it’s battle with Aren’s and I am completely and utterly screwed lMAO

Still love the little doof though

[kryptsune]

🌼Good morning everyone! I am a little slow on this update this Saturday as I completely forgot it was Saturday if you want my honesty. I spent a good portion of the day in Papyrushell. As my mutuals and friends know of course I struggle with drawing Pap so that was what I was practicing all day. *rubs hands together*  Let’s talk about this chapter a little. 

This is one of those super important chapters I have mentioned before. I won’t spoil it but something does happen that is pretty freaking important. I know people asked me a lot about this particular even considering the fall out in Snowdin. I am happy to finally be able to share it! In about 2 weeks you will all be able to enjoy my personal favorite of all the chapters as well. This one has a lesser monster in it like Washua. Mad Dummy also makes an appearance! Hope you enjoy it! 

💀 WELCOME TO THE UNDERWORLD MASTER POST  💙

[rana-fanfic]

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