#wasteland asks🐀

[wasteland-lover]

You're welcome🫶 I actually unironically say chee burbur all the time and also, I started saying pookie for the past couple months. Everything is pookie. I love jokingly calling my brothers pookie, they hate it, it's amazing

what my chee borbor sees right before i devour it whole:

[iholli]

👑 Holli / Rat • 24+ • any pronouns • ficto ace • artist, gamer, rat lover, selfshipper • so show me the sea, and I'll take you to Mars

🐀 heya! name's Holli but you can call me Rat, or whatever else you fancy :] I'm here to post about rats and the beach and cry about whatever fandom [or character] my singular braincell is currently most attached to. nice to meet you!

🎨 commissions are open! art tag: #ratkingdraws

⚠️ pro fiction / anti censorship space;

I'm personally uncomfortable with the majority of problematic content, but I believe people have the right to do whatever they want in fiction and I don't think they should be harassed for it. your ship is not my ship and that's okay. if you don't like something, block and move on, please. I'm an adult with better things to do. tag filter: #ratkingdiscourse

🌊 twice daily scheduled ocean posting;

#happy place 💙 / #oceancore • until the day they become my own posts.

💖 selfship posting;

#heart of mars • Rat King & J'onn J'onzz • DCAU / JLTAS / JLU • married

not comfortable sharing with canon but selfshippers are fine!

playlist 🌌🐀

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#PREDATOR/PREY • Wastelander Rat & Megalo Don • Fortnite • qpp

sharing okay, always looking for more friends who like him :]

playlist 🦈🐀 [cover photo]

💖 other selfships [sharing okay];

#💜💖💙 • Rat King, Donatello Hamato, & Leonardo Hamato • ROTTMNT

playlist 🐢🐀

#ratstatic • Rat King & Vox • Hazbin Hotel

playlist 📺👑

#king of hearts • Mutant!Rat & Remy "Gambit" LeBeau • X-Men '97

• Remy isn't a primary selfship & I more often ship him with Montague [Fortnite]; he may be removed from the list at some point, but I'm still very fond of him 💖

✨ most common fandoms;

DC: DCAU fanatic / GLTAS always / The Suicide Squad / MAWS / hopeful for the future of DC

Fortnite: joined C5S1 / Montague, Artemis, Hades, Megalo Don supremacy / more active on Twitter @ R47K1NGG4M3S / always looking for new friends, add me on Epic @ R47K1NGG4M3S :]

ROTTMNT: hi I love found family. and Leotello. but mostly found family. unpause ROTTMNT.

Marioverse / Luigi's Mansion: Luigi, King Boo, & Bowser fan / successfully played or own all the Luigi's Mansion games [including the arcade cabinet]!

Invader Zim: ZaDr my otp always / Almighty Tallest apologist / where the lore all started...

Hellaverse: Hazbin Hotel my beloved / RadioStatic / Helluva Boss is also cool. ily Queen Bee

MCU: less frequent here / forever a soft spot for Loki / Octogoblin / Spider-Verse / Team Cap

🌊 I don't bite, I'm just here to vibe & I like making friends :] please feel free to talk to me about anything! I love getting asks about my interests and selfships [or YOUR interests and selfships] or just to chat, and you can always ask for my Discord!

⚠️ AI & NFT will not be tolerated in any capacity; I spam report any accounts posting AI art, and I will block anyone using AI chat bots including ChatGPT & c.AI; I do not make exceptions. AI is art theft, including writing, full stop. block me now if that's an issue.

🚫 I don't care for NSFW content and will not post it. occasionally funny jokes will be reblogged but you can tag filter: #suggestive / #nsfw

🔪 I do like candygore though-- there may be the occasional bloody / gorey post though heavy realistic gore also makes me uncomfortable! tag filter: #blood tw or #gore tw

💖 that's all for now! thanks for stopping by :] don't forget to take some chill tunes with you!

[spaghettificationandpretzels]

ANSWER ALL OF THE WIP ASK GAME THINGIES

I love your writing and I am super curious!!

OMG OMG OMG!! Hello anon, if you're comfortable, it would be so cool if you could pick an emoji so I know it's you when you stop by. Let me know what fandom you're talking about too since I write for a few.

💯[100] How many words does your WIP currently have? How many words do you hope it'll have when it's done?

I have a few WIPs; most have some story and lots of outline, but my outlines do have whole scenes, just not chapters.

A Hero's Welcome - Simon Riley x Reader, 347 words and should be up in the next few days.

A yet unnamed Simon Riley x Reader - 156 word outline. The next few weeks.

Wasteland Baby - Philip Graves x Reader no words just, just brain ideas. The next few weeks.

The Night Library - Vamp!Jax Teller x oc, 931 words of story and a 1,560 outline. No idea.

No Big Deal - Guero from Mayans M.C. x oc, 4578 of story and a 2,441 outline. No idea.

On Love and Botany - Raymond Smith x oc, 469 of story and a 2,582 outline. No idea.

Flowers on the Front Stoop - Joe Velasco x oc, 1107 words of story and of 3,373 outline. No idea.

⌛️ [Hourglass] How long have you been working on this WIP?

A Hero's Welcome - Less that a week.

Wasteland Baby - About two weeks.

A yet unnamed Simon Riley x Reader -About two weeks.

The Night Library - About a year.

No Big Deal - About six months

On Love and Botany - About a year

Flowers on the Front Stoop - About six months.

📚 [Books] Is this WIP part of a series or standalone?

A Hero's Welcome - A standalone one-shot or one-shot as part of this series.

A yet unnamed Simon Riley x Reader - Series

Wasteland Baby - Series

The Night Library - Long series

No Big Deal - Long series

On Love and Botany - Long Series

Flowers on the Front Stoop - Long Series

🎀 [Bow] How many named characters are in this WIP? How many do get a POV?

A Hero's Welcome - Just Simon and y/n, second person POV.

A yet unnamed Simon Riley x Reader - The 141, Simon, and y/n the pov will be second person.

Wasteland Baby - The 141, Graves, y/n, the POV will be second person.

The Night Library - No idea, there'll be a few

No Big Deal - No idea, there'll be a few

On Love and Botany - No idea, there'll be a few

Flowers on the Front Stoop - No idea, there'll be a few

💖 [Heart] What is your favorite moment in this WIP?

My fav in all of them is this one from On Love and Botany.

"What else do you want from me? I have nothing left to give you, you've already taken it all. Why must you hold my heart hostage and give me no terms for negotiation?"

This is the OC speaking to Ray.

🎶 [Notes] Do you have any other WIP related things, like moodboards, character portraits, playlists or similar?

Lots of playlists of the same songs that give me different feelings depending on my mood.

📖 [Open Book] What form do you want this WIP to take when it's done? Posted, printed, published, etc?

I want them all posted and I hope people comment and reblog.

🐀 [Rat] Name three reasons why this WIP is great at being Romance (You can send a genre, or let the recipient pick one.)

All of them are super fluffy.

I love to fix shitty romantic characters like Jax Teller and make them good partners.

They all have happy endings.

🐁[Mouse] Name three reasons why this WIP is horrible at being horror. (You can send a genre, or let the recipient pick one.)

They're all romances.

They all have happy endings.

My bad guys always die.

🔎 [Magnifier] Is there a phrase/word you know you use too often? Will you change it in editing?

There's a lot, no I won't change them.

🍖 [Meat] How many fictional people were harmed in the making of this WIP?

A Hero's Welcome - It's smut so no one.

A yet unnamed Simon Riley x Reader fic - A few people.

Wasteland Baby - A few people

The Night Library - A lot of people.

On Love and Botany - A lot of people.

Flowers on the Front Stoop - A few people.

🌈 [Rainbow] If at the beginning of your WIP the characters knew about the end, would they kill you to stop you from writing it?

No, but the bad guys might.

‍🎨 [Palette] If your WIP was a color, which color would it be?

A Hero's Welcome - It's smut, everyone naked, so various skin tones.

A yet unnamed Simon Riley x Reader fic - bird feathers.

Wasteland Baby - White, black, blue.

The Night Library - dark blue and black; No Big Deal Pink

On Love and Botany - light blue and green.

Flowers on the Front Stoop - cream and floral colours.

🍩 [Donut] What's the weirdest thing someone eats in your WIP? What's the best thing?

Hero's Welcome - 😉😉😉

A yet unnamed Simon Riley x Reader fic - Pretty birds, cake

Wasteland Baby - An aphrodisiac pudding, 😉😉😉😉

The Night Library - The secondary bad guys eat some flesh, fancy dishes

On Love and Botany - MREs, fancy dishes.

Flowers on the Front Stoop - pet food, homemade food.

🔒 [Lock] Would you let your family, friends, or other people you know in real life read your WIP?

No never, I would die.

🖋️ [Pen] Describe your WIP in a single, terrible sentence.

A Hero's Welcome - Welcome back, let's bang.

A yet unnamed Simon Riley x Reader fic - AAAAAAAAAA who falls out of a tree.

Wasteland Baby - Fuck you, I love you.

The Night Library - mmmmm blood

On Love and Botany - I love you, I hate you, I love you.

Flowers on the Front Stoop - Neighbour in love that bang.

❌ [Cross] What would your WIP get cancelled on Twitter for?

A Hero's Welcome - Pro military.

A yet unnamed Simon Riley x Reader fic - Pro Military.

Wasteland Baby - Pro Military.

The Night Library - Violence, gore, Pro Cop.

On Love and Botany - Pro Military.

Flowers on the Front Stoop - Pro Cop.

[wasteland-lover]

I love you sooo much <333

I LOVE YOU MOREEE

[wasteland-lover]

SANDWICH BREAD NOOOOO 🤢🤢

BOOO UR SO LAME

[wasteland-lover]

You got me thinkinggg

Although I might add more hearts 🤭

COME THRU WITH THE GRAPHIC DESIGN👏🏿

[wasteland-lover]

hiya bestie im currently in the middle of handwriting my gf a 3k word love letter and i gotta get it done in the post box by the end of today AND IM GOING CRAZY IVER HERE,,, idk how authors do it ?! writing and articulating feelings so sooooo hard </3 (she wrote me a letter and let's just say it was 🫣 yk ajksdk)

3K WORDS??? and ur worried about trying to write more?? honestly as long as you said all you needed to say and told her how much you love her then i would just cap it off at that😭

[wasteland-lover]

Ben Affleck's batman is about as good as a stale piece of bread, anyways-

AHT AHT don’t play w/ me abby

[wasteland-lover]

bro even my dad is trying to get me into succession i rlly should watch it smh

YES PLS WATCH IT

[wasteland-lover]

hope you feel better soon! also missing three days a month isn't that bad ajskdk when i was your age (said in the tone of an elderly grandpa) i only went to school thrice a week! ha!

im just worried cuz we can only have 9 absences per semester and this semester JUST started

[wasteland-lover]

Hey, question, have you listened to any Rick Nelson songs?? They're pretty good🤭*is becoming obsessed*

OMG YES I HAVE!! my favorite song by him is a teenager’s romance wbu?🤭

[wasteland-lover]

ITS DONE ITS DONE I JUST SENT IT IN THE POST!!! (it ended up being seven double sided pages with one drawing ajdkfkf and it's not even good writing pftttt)

SEVEN PAGES IS CRAZYY

[wasteland-lover]

holy shit you know so many words !!! teach me ur ways :0

fun fact but there was a time in my life when i would just look up dictionary words for fun

[wasteland-lover]

How are you gonna save Jason from emanate death??🎤

i’ll kiss him and he’ll come back to life <3

[wasteland-lover]

I think I might be back in my edgy "poetry" era🤭(none of my lines rhyme)

it’s okay if none of the lines rhyme cuz that’s why free verse poetry exists🫶🏿

[wasteland-lover]

white transfem was just hacking randomly and got access to US no fly list and ppl were praising them and while yea lol that’s kinda funny- ppl not actually reading what they said bc they would realize it’s also actually a serious issue bc wtf are there children on the no fly list!!! the name of the hacker is crimew.

ohhh. so i guess a lot of yt people are being annoying and focusing on the fact that the hacker is queer rather than focusing on the blatant xenophobia shown on the no fly list