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Coveralls: Everything You Need to Know

Coveralls are a type of protective clothing worn by workers in various industries to safeguard themselves from workplace hazards. They are designed to cover the entire body, providing protection from dirt, chemicals, heat, and other potential risks. In this comprehensive guide, we'll delve into the world of coveralls, discussing their uses, differences from overalls, and popular types available in the market.

What are Coveralls?

Coveralls, also known as boiler suits or overalls in some regions, are one-piece garments that cover the torso, arms, and legs. They are typically made from durable materials such as cotton, polyester, or a blend of both, providing comfort and protection in demanding work environments. Coveralls come in various styles, including insulated, waterproof, flame-resistant, and high-visibility options, catering to the specific needs of different industries and job roles.

Difference Between Overalls and Coveralls

While the terms "overalls" and "coveralls" are often used interchangeably, there is a subtle difference between the two. Overalls traditionally refer to garments that cover the torso and have straps passing over the shoulders, attaching to the trousers. Coveralls, on the other hand, are one-piece garments that cover the entire body from the neck down, including the arms and legs. Both serve the purpose of protecting clothing and providing additional safety features, but coveralls offer more comprehensive coverage.

Why are Coveralls Used?

Coveralls are used across a wide range of industries for several reasons:

1. Protection: They provide protection against dirt, chemicals, abrasions, and other workplace hazards, reducing the risk of injuries and contamination.

2. Comfort: Designed for durability and comfort, coveralls allow workers to move freely without restriction, enhancing productivity and overall well-being.

3. Safety: Certain types of coveralls, such as flame-resistant and high-visibility options, are specifically designed to meet safety standards and regulations, ensuring workers remain visible and protected in hazardous environments.

4. Uniformity: Coveralls contribute to a sense of unity and professionalism within a workforce by providing a standardized appearance for employees.

Popular Types of Coveralls

- Insulated Coveralls: Ideal for cold weather conditions, insulated coveralls feature added insulation to keep workers warm and comfortable during outdoor activities or in cold environments.

- Waterproof Coveralls: Waterproof coveralls are designed to repel water and other liquids, keeping workers dry and protected in wet or rainy conditions.

- Flame-Resistant Coveralls: Made from flame-resistant materials, these coveralls are essential for workers in industries where exposure to fire or sparks is a risk, such as welding or oil refining.

- High-Visibility Coveralls: Featuring reflective strips or bright colors, high-visibility coveralls enhance worker visibility in low-light conditions or areas with heavy traffic, reducing the risk of accidents.

Coveralls in English and Around the World

In English-speaking countries, coveralls are widely referred to as "coveralls." However, in some regions, they may be known by different names such as boiler suits (UK), jumpsuits (Australia), or overalls (North America). Despite these regional variations in terminology, the functionality and purpose of coveralls remain consistent across borders.

Coveralls in Pakistan

In Pakistan, coveralls are commonly used in industries such as manufacturing, construction, and agriculture to protect workers from workplace hazards. They are available in various styles and materials to suit different job requirements and environmental conditions.

Coveralls in the Tech World

In the tech industry, "coveralls" also refers to a popular code coverage tool used by software developers to measure the effectiveness of their tests and identify areas of code that require additional testing. Coveralls, along with other tools like GitHub and Codecov, play a crucial role in ensuring the quality and reliability of software applications.

Conclusion

Coveralls are essential protective garments worn by workers across diverse industries to ensure their safety, comfort, and productivity. With various types available to suit different work environments and requirements, coveralls play a vital role in maintaining workplace safety standards and protecting workers from potential hazards. Whether it's for insulation against the cold, resistance to flames, or visibility in low-light conditions, there's a coverall designed to meet the needs of every worker, ensuring they can perform their duties safely and effectively.

[banamine-bananime]

Growing up I lived in an area with a lot of cattle farming and I was very scared of the cows. Do you have any cool facts that will make me either more or less afraid of cows?

oh hmm let me think on that!

facts related to how to interact with cows so all parties feel and stay safe:

they have a very prey herd animal mentality. they want to move with their herdmates. they want to watch any potential threats like people and move away from them. they don't like loud or unfamiliar noises (they're sensitive souls. sometimes if i visit a dairy wearing waterproof coveralls where the cows are only used to people wearing cotton coveralls, just the whisper of waterproof pants rubbing against each other can spook them) or abrupt movements or going into areas they can't see well (and they have difficulty with depth perception due to their wide-set eyes for 300 degree vision, and with high-contrast, so going from sun into shade or vice versa can look like stepping into a white or black void for them and they don't like it)

based on this, we know the keys to low-stress cattle handling are consistency in how you interact with them, calmness (small movements, quiet words to let them know you're there), moving cows in groups big enough to have friends but small enough you can control the whole group without them milling around or the ones in front stopping and causing a traffic jam, and slowly moving them by just barely getting in their "bubble" of "whoa, you're a little too close for comfort, i'm going to move in the other direction" without ever getting into their "YIKES RUN AWAY FROM THIS THING" bubble

the last point involves understanding pressure and flight zones and point of balance:

from Mississippi State University Extension:

from grandin.com (highly recommend as a source of information about animal behaviour and welfare!!! temple grandin my idol since i was like nine i love her so. and i tear up when i think about how much she's done for millions of animals ;_; she's a genius and no lie revolutionized low-stress handling):

pet cows that get doted on enough to bond with people may not see people as a threat so the normal ways we use pressure zones to iinteract with cows don't necessarily do anything for them. you would lead them more like a horse, using a halter. or lure them with treats.

beef cows typically have little contact with people, often just processing (vaccines, preg checks, quick exam for any health problems) a couple times a year, so they can be very wild. doesn't mean they're aggressive, the overwhelming majority are non-aggressive but they have very large flight zones, so if you don't recognize that and approach too quickly, getting deep in their flight zone, that can get you into a dangerous situation where they get aggressive as a last resort. that said, they do usually still choose flight unless their calf is with them. "never get between mom and baby" applies as it does with any species

dairy cows are in between beef cows and pet cows. they interact with people regularly, several times per day, and it's respectful but not doting. kind of a business relationship with their handlers. they're not terrified of people by any means, but they haven't been, like, hand-fed treats to get over their instinctive wariness of potential-predator-like animals, and they know sometimes handling results in unpleasant experiences like medical treatment or pregnancy checks, so they avoid touch and have a flight zone, though it's small (and sometimes they'll calmly let you walk right up to them unrestrained, or approach you and lick you out of curiosity). very very rare to have an aggressive dairy cow (as in, one that attacks you instead of moving away when you're bothering them a little. really bothering them and ignoring body language when they can't move away is much more likely to get you kicked)

bulls are not docile. not every bull will be aggressive, but you should assume that every bull has the capacity to become aggressive with little provocation, and always keep a respectful distance and know your escape route if you have to be in a pen or field with them

cows love exploring with their tongues. any time you're in a dairy barn there's gonna be at least one friendly girl mlem mlem mlemming who won't leave you alone

adding on to the above, there is a slight caveat that you still have to be a LITTLE wary of friendly cows. 99% of the time they're just friendly but sometimes cows in heat will try to mount people. you don't have to be scared of friendly cows but if they're right next to you just keep them in your line of sight so you can move away if they make like they're going to mount. again, not common, never happened to me, but something to be aware of

signs of a happy, relaxed cow: lying down, chewing cud or eating, tail hanging down relaxed, moving slowly with her herd

signs of a slightly wary cow (you have entered the "pressure zone"): standing still/stopping what she's doing, turning towards you, ears turning towards you (watching the ears is a very good way of knowing what she's paying attention to), tail swishing or raised a bit away from body

signs of a distressed cow: vocalizing (they also moo for other reasons though), tail swishing, fidgeting/pawing/looking like she wants to move but doesn't know where to, freezing up and intermittently making erratic movements (back away a little)

signs of an aggressive cow: head down with attention on you, pawing ground, turning to show you their broad side. (turn sideways and calmly but swiftly walk away diagonally)

[raingearpassion77]

Having a VERY naughty day today.

Put on my sailing suit, and i don’t have a sailboat😁

And another sailbib over it

🔒

Let the sweaty afternoon start😋

Put on my insulated fishercoverall to start up the sweaty part🥵

I became naughtier whit the minute.

After one and half hour i put on a waterproof coverall and some extra.

A home made gag.🤤🤤

It is becoming a bit messy🤤😋😋

Hummph Lee

🤤🙋🏼‍♂️

[hazeltailofficial]

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[bootedgearworld]

Geared up for another sewer inspection, wearing my Ocean Heavy chest waders and Albatros waterproof coverall. #gearfetish #guysingear #raingearfetish #rainwearfetish #pvcfetish#gaygearfetish #gayboots #gaybootsfetish

[burnwater13]

Tuskens were very attached to their banthas. To a Tusken, a bantha was a friend, a protector, a mode of transportation, food (milk), a source of fiber for weaving… he could go on but you got the vid. They were important to Tuskens. And the Tuskens took great care of them. It was almost like if a Tusken’s bantha was killed, stolen, whatever, that Tusken ceased to exist. Not actually, but it was really close to that.

Grogu wondered if the Mandalorian had felt the same way about the Razor Crest? That ship had been his home for a long time. A resilient and useful companion that allowed Din Djarin to be the best bounty hunter in the Outer Rim. It was gone now. Destroyed by Moff Gideon. 

What did you do when someone destroyed your stuff just because they could? Or even if nature destroyed something you cared about a lot? Did you replace it with exactly what it had been? Or do something completely different? 

For a Tusken it was easy. Get another bantha. Raise it from birth to be your new best friend and helpmate. Grogu knew that wasn’t actually easy. You had to learn who this critter was and wasn’t. What they liked that the prior one may not have cared about. They would look the same to outsiders but they would still be unique to you. You would see and know and understand all the little differences 

But if what was taken from you came in all sorts of makes and models with features you could choose… well how did you make that choice? Grogu really didn’t know. He’d only ever had his floaty thing, his coverall, and now the silver knob from the Old Razor Crest. That was it for his possessions. Ever.

So if he was going to get a new floaty thing, what should it be like? Just like the old one… right? It had protected him. It had moved him around from place to place. It was warm and comfortable. It was waterproof, which had been really helpful on Trask. It had room for snacks and of course it could hold him and the silver knob. What more could he want?

Now that was a good question. He always thought it would be neat if the canopy had a window so he could still see what was going on outside. Or maybe a sensor array that would let him see the outside on a datapad inside the thing. He liked the idea of a datapad because then he could play games on it too. The Mandalorian wasn’t big on games but Grogu liked them. They filled the time better than meditation. 

Hmmm. What else? Well, he’d like controls that fit his size and abilities. It seemed like the old one could do things, but no one ever let him use them. That needed to end. He was a person and had a right be autonomous. He knew how to cross a street. He could fly his own floaty thing without the Mandalorian interfering all the time. 

Sure he didn’t want to Din to feel like he’d been abandoned or anything like that. Grogu still needed him. But sometimes when the Mandalorian had full control of the floaty thing he kept Grogu from seeing what was going on and Grogu felt that he should make those choices. After all he’d worked out that he didn’t want watch all the fighting that took place when Din Djarin met with Gor Koresh to find other Mandalorians. He understood the value of discretion. 

Was that all he wanted? A better view and more control? Grogu giggled to himself. He remembered hearing a couple of the Jedi back at the Temple arguing about just that sort of thing. Their meditation rooms had a view of the trash compactor and they were griping about it. If they had really been meditating they wouldn’t have noticed. He thought that was the point of meditation… learning to deal with things you didn’t like or didn’t please you. Maybe not in their cases.

While a better view and more control were definitely things he wanted, he also wanted a preserver. The snacks he kept in the floaty things weren’t always fresh when he remembered them after they completed an adventure. It didn’t bother him as much as it bothered the Mandalorian. Apparently the stuff made his coverall smell funky and the Mandalorian didn’t appreciate that. Grogu wondered if Din just needed to learn how to meditate.

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[corbeau-qrow]

It's almost summer, and you know what that means!!

Hordes of customers demanding coveralls that are simultaneously 100% waterproof and extremely cool and breezy for use outside spraying pesticides.

(these two qualities are polar opposites on a sliding scale. the demand is impossible to fulfill.)

[strapskinkstories]

Mar 5 2023 - A relaxing and exciting time sealed in my rubber chest waders from slvrbrboy

I was surprised at how much I could smell the thick rubber considering I was rebreathing mostly from the upper end of the vacbag

Smothered in the warm rubbery nylon I have very little air

My ear is still squeezed pretty harshly but I am too distracted by the wet nylon to notice it

They feel really good pulled over my head and I hit the finale almost instantly

This session started out very relaxing. I had several runs relaxing in the grip of the heavy rubber chest waders. I found the sensation of feeling them tightening around me as I inhaled the rubbery air from within them especially interesting and relaxing. There's a thick waterproof nylon pocket that I pulled inside out and kept covering my mouth and nose in it. Later in the session I started licking the thick waterproof nylon enjoying the wetness as it clung to my mouth and nose. I then decided I had to pull them over my head, stepped out of the vacbag pulled the chestwaders over my head and looked like a total dork but oh did it feel good getting squeezed by the thick rubber. I let Mike run the vacuum a pretty long time otherwise I would have been able to rebreathe a pretty long time inside of them. I hit the finale almost instantly with them pulled over my head. My arms were in an odd position almost like a really weird straitjacket but damn it felt really good. I will have to get sealed up in them wearing the blue coveralls from RubberBoy next time. I'll also need to take more time with them over my head, today I wanted to have a some time wearing them right way around but I kept wanting to get my head inside of them, they smell and feel delightful. I will be wearing these come spring time at least a few times for a walk around town in the blue coveralls, I'll look extra weird though I'll also be well prepared for any wetness or mud I come across. Unfortunately I don't live in a very muddy area, would be nice to come across some chest deep quicksand ;)

64 photos are on Flickr HERE

Video is below via direct link and is in the vacbag collection HERE

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PE Film Laminated SMS | SMS Non Woven Fabric | Favourite Fab

PE film laminated SMS (Spunbond + Meltblown + Spunbond) fabric is a high-performance material widely used in industries requiring both strength and protection. The combination of SMS non-woven fabric and PE (Polyethylene) film creates a fabric that is durable, breathable, and waterproof, making it ideal for medical, hygiene, and industrial applications. In this blog, we explore the benefits and uses of PE film laminated SMS fabric.

1. What is PE Film Laminated SMS?

PE film laminated SMS fabric consists of three layers of non-woven fabric—two outer layers of spunbond and a middle layer of meltblown—laminated with a thin PE film. This lamination adds waterproofing and extra durability while keeping the fabric lightweight and breathable.

2. Key Features

Waterproof and Breathable: The PE film layer prevents the penetration of liquids, while the SMS structure allows airflow, maintaining breathability.

High Durability: The multi-layer structure of SMS fabric ensures strength and resistance to tearing.

Comfortable: Soft and flexible, it offers comfort for users in extended wear applications like protective clothing.

Barrier Protection: SMS fabric provides excellent protection against fluids, making it ideal for use in healthcare and industrial settings.

3. Applications

PE film laminated SMS fabric is commonly used in various industries due to its protective properties:

Medical: Used in surgical gowns, drapes, and face masks where both liquid protection and breathability are crucial.

Hygiene Products: Ideal for making disposable sanitary products like adult diapers and protective pads.

Industrial: Employed in protective gear, coveralls, and workwear that require resistance to fluids and contaminants.

4. Why Choose Favourite Fab?

At Favourite Fab, we offer premium-quality PE film laminated SMS non-woven fabric for a variety of applications. Our fabrics are designed to meet industry standards, providing superior strength, protection, and comfort.

Conclusion

PE film laminated SMS fabric is an excellent choice for industries requiring a balance of waterproofing and breathability. Whether it’s medical, hygiene, or industrial use, Favourite Fab supplies high-quality SMS non-woven fabric tailored to your needs

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Top Coverall Suppliers in Mumbai: Your One-Stop Destination for High-Quality Workwear

When it comes to ensuring safety and comfort in the workplace, finding reliable coverall suppliers in Mumbai is crucial. Whether you are in construction, manufacturing, or any other industry that requires durable workwear, the right supplier can make all the difference. Mumbai, being a bustling industrial hub, offers a wide array of coverall suppliers who provide high-quality, protective clothing designed to meet various safety standards.

Why Choose Coverall Suppliers in Mumbai?

Diverse Range of Products Mumbai’s coverall suppliers offer an extensive selection of workwear, catering to different industries:

Fire-Resistant Coveralls: Essential for workers in high-risk environments like oil and gas.

Waterproof Coveralls: Ideal for industries dealing with water or chemicals.

Disposable Coveralls: Perfect for environments where cleanliness and hygiene are paramount.

Customizable Options Many suppliers provide customization options, allowing businesses to:

Add Logos and Branding: Enhance your brand’s visibility by adding company logos or names.

Tailored Fit: Ensure that the coveralls fit your workforce perfectly, improving comfort and safety.

Compliance with Safety Standards Mumbai-based suppliers adhere to stringent safety regulations, ensuring that all coveralls:

Meet International Safety Standards: All products are compliant with global safety norms, providing reliable protection.

Undergo Rigorous Testing: Each coverall is tested for durability, resistance to chemicals, and other hazardous substances.

How to Choose the Right Supplier?

Reputation and Experience Opt for suppliers with a proven track record and extensive experience in the industry.

Customer Support and After-Sales Service A reliable supplier will offer excellent customer support, ensuring that all your needs are met promptly.

In conclusion, finding the right coverall supplier in Mumbai can significantly impact your workforce's safety and productivity. Prioritize suppliers who offer quality products, customization options, and exceptional customer service to meet your specific needs.

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How many different kinds of PPE clothing are there?

Personal Protective Equipment (PPE) clothing shields against various hazards across sectors. Examples include:

1. Coveralls/Jumpsuits: Full-body protection.

2. Safety Vests: High visibility for construction and roadwork.

3. Lab Coats: Shield against pollutants in labs or hospitals.

4. Aprons: Frontal protection in medical and food sectors.

5. Surgical Gowns: Sterile attire for healthcare procedures.

6. Smocks: Prevent contamination in cleanrooms and food processing.

7. Rainwear: Waterproof gear for outdoor labor.

8. Chemical Protective Clothing: Resistant to chemical threats.

9. Flame-Resistant Clothing: Defends against thermal risks.

10. Respiratory Protective Clothing: Includes built-in respirators.

11. High-Temperature Protective Clothing: Guards against extreme heat.

12. Cut-Resistant Clothing: Protection in industries with sharp objects.

13. Electrically Conductive Clothing: Shields against static electricity.

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[forexx00]

Men's hi-vis

 Why Hi-Vis Workwear is Essential High-visibility workwear is crucial for several reasons: 1. Enhanced Safety: Hi-vis clothing significantly reduces the risk of accidents by making workers more visible to machinery operators, drivers, and fellow workers. 2. Regulatory Compliance: Many industries are required by law to ensure that workers wear hi-vis clothing to meet safety regulations and standards. 3. Increased Awareness: Bright, reflective clothing helps workers stay aware of each other’s presence, especially in busy or hazardous environments. 4. Night and Low-Light Visibility: Hi-vis materials are designed to reflect light, making workers visible in low-light conditions, during nighttime, or in inclement weather.  Key Features of Hi-Vis Workwear When choosing hi-vis workwear, it’s important to consider the following features: - Bright Colors: Fluorescent colors like neon yellow, orange, and lime green are used to ensure maximum visibility. - Reflective Strips: Reflective materials sewn into the clothing enhance visibility by reflecting light from headlights, flashlights, and other sources. - Durable Materials: Hi-vis workwear is often made from tough, long-lasting fabrics that can withstand harsh working conditions. - Comfort and Fit: Ergonomic designs and breathable materials ensure comfort, allowing workers to perform their duties efficiently without feeling restricted. - Weather Resistance: Waterproof and windproof options are available for those working outdoors in various weather conditions.  Types of Hi-Vis Workwear There are several types of hi-vis workwear designed to meet the specific needs of different job roles and environments: 1. Hi-Vis Vests - Overview: Lightweight and easy to wear over other clothing, hi-vis vests are a versatile option for improving visibility. - Use Cases: Ideal for construction workers, traffic controllers, and event staff who need to be seen without adding extra layers. 2. Hi-Vis Shirts and Jackets - Overview: Available in long and short sleeves, hi-vis shirts and jackets offer visibility and protection from the elements. - Use Cases: Suitable for outdoor workers, such as surveyors, road crews, and utility workers, who need both visibility and weather protection. 3. Hi-Vis Pants - Overview: Hi-vis pants ensure that workers are visible from head to toe, which is crucial in environments with moving machinery and vehicles. - Use Cases: Perfect for construction workers, miners, and emergency responders who need comprehensive visibility. 4. Hi-Vis Coveralls - Overview: Coveralls provide full-body coverage, combining the benefits of hi-vis jackets and pants into a single garment.  Choosing the Right Hi-Vis Workwear Selecting the appropriate hi-vis workwear involves considering the specific needs of the job and the environment: - Job Role: Different roles require different levels of visibility and protection. For instance, construction workers might need durable, full-coverage options, while event staff may only need lightweight vests. - Environment: Consider the working conditions, such as whether the environment is indoors or outdoors, and whether workers will be exposed to weather elements. - Compliance: Ensure that the chosen workwear meets industry-specific safety standards and regulations to maintain compliance and protect workers.  Conclusion: Investing in Safety Men’s hi-vis workwear is an essential component of workplace safety, offering enhanced visibility, protection, and compliance with safety regulations. By investing in high-quality hi-vis clothing, employers can significantly reduce the risk of accidents and create a safer working environment.

[freedformwriter]

Slow holiday

The thing about superlatives is that they build expectations. If a tourist board bigs up a place as ‘the longest lock system in the United Kingdom,’ I get ideas. Then there’s the name: Neptune’s Gate. With a title like that, I expect some sort of neo-classical architectural flourishes. Perhaps a statue of the god’s chariot drawn by a team of dolphins. What we find is an entirely functional and wholly unpretentious bit of old timey civil engineering. A canal lock looks the same no matter how many occur in rapid succession. Aside from a brief flutter of excitement when a steam train chugs by –What? A nineteenth-century canal and a train? This is definitely a holiday paradise for a certain type of person – there is a pall hanging over the place. An efficiently coiffured woman in a waterproof coverall appears to share my impatience with this inactivity. A man in an official looking jacket promises it will be ten more minutes. ‘They are going to open the lock in ten minutes,’ I whisper to my mother. She is sceptical, and rightly so.

Nothing happens quickly on a canal. When Britain imported the Slow Television trend from Scandinavia a decade ago, programming featuring wood carving and forest song was fine, I guess. But the star was a real-time and unfiltered two-hour journey down the Avon and Kennet Canal. When we return from inspecting the recreational barges with kayaks about bikes lashed to their sides, the decisive woman still stands waiting on the embankment but a small hive is forming at the lock mouth. Like the rest of the tourists, we are drawn, phones out, by the ineluctable pull of something happening. The craft of the efficient woman – I reckon it’s a thirty-foot sailboat – moves into the lock, only to be followed by a sister craft. This one’s crewed by three young men in the requisite overalls with the life vests snapped between the legs, but up top they are stripped down to the single layer. A mesh top in once case. A third boat come into sight, flying the Norwegian flag. The presumed husband and wife crew look the part: tanned and fit with weathered skin and impressive weatherproof gear. A smaller craft tucks itself in at the end. Room for one more.

The last boat is not distinctive, not in build or allegiance, but the crew’s summer civilian clothing stands out with glaring inappropriateness. A portly older gentleman steps gingerly onto the concrete embankment in his leather Oxfords. Ah, now we have the star of our show. He carries rather than wears his life preserver but, really, it’s how he caries himself that marks him out as an Englishman of very recognisable type. He projects a blithe confidence; his own common sense will win through despite any little inconvenient gaps in his knowledge. He promptly flubs his guideline, making a fixed rather than the necessary looped mooring. His partner on the boat quietly panics as the boat slides from the embankment. He leaves her to haul in ineffectually on a static line and looks about at his audience, doling out nods and smiles for us all. His careless conviviality has the benefit of drawing out the Norwegian couple and we get a full itinerary of the four-week tour while the boats descend with surprising rapidity. The next gate opens, and our Englishmen leads his boat on to the next lock like he’s taking a trusted horse out on a rope bridle.

Sitting on the cast iron black-and-white mooring at the next lock, I give myself over to this slow experience. The pace is perfect, the boat hands moving with patient economy to perform their repetitive task. They have long since settled into their roles – one half on the ships and the others on the shore – and have given themselves over to canal time. I’ve experienced this shift on my canal trips. What’s fascinating is how, by creating this slow spectacle, they pull in bystanders. Like sitting around a campfire at night, watching people perform this kind of work connects us to an almost primordial human ritual. What else have people done to pass the time for vast stretches of our history? Fine, we are all holidaymakers susceptible to a bit of time wasting, but people’s willingness to watch hours of glass-blowing on the televisions suggests spectatorship can feed our souls. It will take our sailors around two hours to complete all eight locks of Neptune’s Staircase. Had I thought to bring a picnic lunch, I would watch the complete show.