#we back boyssss

[detectivechandler]

It's cooler here - the breeze rolls off the water, carrying with it a coolness that soothes the sweat from his brow, a welcome relief to the aching warmth of a sharply split lip, and he sits in silence, feet dangling off the edge of the dock and toes skimming the waves that lap teasingly at their tips. The noise from the tavern picks up once more, shouts of laughter and the raised voices of too much drink spill out between the tightly packed crowd of sailors to bounce along dirt and cobblestone roads until the faint echoes reach even the solace of his own temporary haven. There's a crash, a crescendo of spilled rum maybe, and Joe winces, reaching with one hand to probe at a swelling cheek that seems to throb in memory. It's odd, he thinks, how something once so familiar can become foreign in a matter of weeks. Once silence had been his friend, his ever present companion that had soothed him on sleepless nights .. now, after time spent on a ship with men who wouldn't know silence if someone beat them upside the head with it... it weighs on him, pricks underneath his skin like a thousand daggers, and the small reflections of light against the water make it seem as if the very moon is laughing.

Is this what you wanted all those nights you laid awake and staring? Have I granted your wish?

He opens his mouth as if to answer ( there are far worse things than arguing with stars), but it snaps quickly closed at the sound of approaching steps. His body curls instinctively, a frightened rabbit ready to run lest its caught by the snare, but as the person draws closer he feels the tightness in his belly unwind, muscles losing tension almost instinctually. James' shadow falls over him and Joe grins at the silhouette of it, hissing slightly at a too late remembered cut lip before craning his head slightly, meeting the other man's gaze.

"Hello." It's a quiet greeting, laced with a hesitance that he hasn't felt in the other man's presence for quite some time. The memory of his tavern disaster lies heavy between them and he frowns in response, an expression which only deepens at the realization that the dark coloring of the older man's eye is not a shadow as first expected. He thinks of that large, ham-like fist that had caught him in the jaw over a spilled tankard and winces, wondering if his pirate had met the same fate. Before he can ask such a thing fingers are tangling around his own, urging him to stand, and his body obeys instantly... unfolding from the dock to stand before the man who has become his savior in more ways than one. James looks almost ethereal, piercing eyes and long hair that catch the faint light of the moon overhead, and Joe reaches with tentative fingers to trace the swelling around one brow. He wants to ask what happened, wants to make sure that no injuries were earned because of him.. but the feel of cloth pressing against his still bleeding lip stops such words in his tracks. Weight shifts as if to pull away as a huff of breath falls between them, a sound meant to be both query and displeasure at once, but his pirate only laughs quietly as the fingers of his free hand reach between them, holding Joseph steady by a grip on his chin.

@gentlemanstarkey: ❛ you're mine, and i take care of what belongs to me. ❜

It's funny, but he's fairly certain he hears the moon ask its question once more, hears it's whispered inquiry of whether or not the younger man has been given everything he had dreamt of beneath her... and he also hears his heart as it beats the answer against the bones of his chest.

yes.

[missamyrisa2]

may i pose a couple of suggestions for your consideration:

tickling a cute boy wearing nothing but his boxers, teasing him as he’s reduced to a giggling mess, all the while you watch him get harder and harder through his boxers as your tickles and teases turn him on?

or, similarly…

tickling a giggly girl wearing nothing but light colored panties, making her squirm and laugh while you watch her panties darken as she grows wetter and wetter, getting all hot and bothered by your teases and tickles?

I adoreeeee both of theseeee~!

Though admittedlyyyy I reallllly reallly find it soooo adorable to make a boy get all helplessly stiff in his cute undiesss~ like especially if you have some silly design or pattern that I can trace and compliment with a giggle~

I'll just prop my head up with one hand and give you the most sasssyyyyy of snickers as I take my nail and tickle along the bellyyy and waistline, going from navel to happy trail and skittering along the chest buttons and ribssss ~ pausing to wiggle my single ticklyyy finger tauntingly before going back in ~ such a cutieeee getting all wiggly and worked up from my one lil finger~ awwww and what's thatttt? pitching a tent in those cute boxers huhhh? Are you my tough lil boxer? Getting all squeaky and silly from your ticklesss~ sooo sweeeett~ aww does it feel good? If I run my nail around your waistband, hip to hip? Oooh your undies are starting to fit so funny aren't theyyy? Does your cute prince part want to come out that door? Yeahhh? What if I tickle your bellybutton with kissiess mmm? mmuuah muahhh ~ Will that open the door? Tickle tickle tickle? Awww coochie coooo ~~ knock knock knock~ oooh I see him peeking outtt~ will my nail fit in that little opening? Oooooh tickle tickle on your peeeepeeee~!! Don't squirm ~ don't try to fight it ~ I'll just tickle you down there moreee ~ I'm in your dooor and there's noooothing you can do about itttt! Oooh and if your little prince comes out it's gonna be feather time mmmhmm I have my stifff red feather right here and I'm gonna get that prince sooooo baddd ~

Don't try to hide him nowww~ I'll tickle you moreeee ~ Kissessss on your thighsss mmhmmm ~ wiggly ticklyyy fingers on your sidessss oooh and your feet~ maybe the feet will do ittt~ can the feet do ittt? Yeahhh? Nooo? awww, feel gooood? Looook at that look at youuu goooo ~ sooo buckyyy~ is the button for hip thrusts under your toesss? Tickle tiiiickle~ you can scrunch em all cute like that, scrunch allll you like I'm not stoooopping~ not till I get you to poppp! Oooh look at thatttt did I give you a boneyyyy mmmmh? I see that tippy tipppp! You know what that meanssss~ ooh yes, it's feather tickles for your cuteeee royal rodd yessss mhmmmmm but you're not cumming noooooo noopeee~! Naughty naughty boyyyy getting all worked up from my ticklesss! Tickle mama punishess mmmmhmm yes she does ~ punishments for naughty giggle boyssss~ My red feather will make a good boy outta youuuu! We just take the sofftttt stiff tip and take it riiiight up your underside. Oooh yes, trace the vein, fan the tipppp~ Awww does it tickle soooo much? Such an itchy itchy tickle huhhhh~ but you don't get to cum noooope nope nopee~ just tickles for youuu naughty boyyy~ still in your cute boxers toooo~ let's just tickle them hippsss and thighssss with my nails and oooh I'll keep ms feather riiight there on that hot spot under the tip ~ ooh yes I know about that spottt~ tickle mama knowssss tickle mama alwayssss knowws what to do with naughty naughty boys who can't control themselvesss~<33

(I'll write the girl one toooo if someone wantsss~)

[onyourhyuck]

Bully. | L.DH (M)

prologue- “Why are you always violating me?” + “Because i love you, duh. Isn’t that obvious?”

tw- frenemies to lovers trope. y/n and haechan went to middle school and high school together. haechan loves y/n but shows it through teasing. confession. Wholesomeness tho, very wholesome.

notes- enjoy girlies and boyssss .

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Lee Donghyuck has a certain talent to get under your skin all. the. fucking. time.

you aren’t sure how he manages that. One day you guys will be completely normal, talking one on one or talking in your friends in the friendship group like normal people who are friends. The next minute he turns into your worst enemy who’s bullying you without needing to be provoked to do so. It’s like a sudden switch or a routine to him that in his brain remembers that he didn’t do his daily dose of annoying you till you’re cussing him to dissipate out of this planet we call earth.

But despite these arguments you do have with Donghyuck, you two are the most close friends with a deeper bond that no one can put a name on.

Y/n and Donghyuck went through middle school together, where you met the silly tan boy running around with his hyperactive personality (you secretly adore), back then in those days you guys were like twins; crying for each other when apart from one another. Desperately begging to see each other when you would have different activities in class or when the middle school teacher pairs you up with other people that aren’t you. It’s embarrassing to think you had this attachment to him at one point in your life.

But little did you know Donghyuck is exactly the same. He might not show how much he cares for you, in fact he does show it, just in a complete different way that you can’t comprehend.

The things that constantly piss you off such as; throwing water balloons at you one early morning on your way to school, wetting your uniform. Or giving you a water bottle but little did you know the moment you drank it he placed wasabi sauce in it. Oh and you simply cannot forget this moment at Mark’s frat birthday party you were snogging off jaehyun but Haechan just had to spill his drink on your lap wetting your favourite dress, claiming it to be an ‘accident.’

You just can’t seem to move on from his childish pranks and it’s always you he does them to. It’s not mark or Renjun. It’s never been Chenle or Jisung. Hell Donghyuck wouldn’t dare pull such things at Jeno, he knows the consequences he will get if he did cross the intimidating boy. So why is it you?

You stand half annoyed watching your friends play in the basketball court, dribbling the ball in between your palms like a rollercoaster going back and forth— you hunch down. Your eyes glued on the tan boy who’s blocking your way, following or studying each and every movement you do.

Haechan has this playful smug that almost screams to you that he’s looking down at you. You’re much shorter than him and he clearly thinks he’s better than you. It pisses you off, to seem weak and less superior than him. The boy already has enough ego let alone his attractiveness equals more annoyance. You hate how you can’t seem to look away from him or stop your heart beating at everything he does.

You hear him say, interrogating you with pressure. “Come on short-legs, is that all you got to show. You were talking all big game earlier at me.” Y/n scowls with a glare.

“Don’t call me shortlegs , donghyuck.” You sternly told. He chuckles smirking. “I will stop when you stop calling me donghyuck.”

He replies. Even though he gets under your skin the most, you do have your moments where you do the same to him. Donghyuck equally hates you sometimes, but he hates you for a lot of different reasons you’re oblivious about.

For example, he hates how effortlessly pretty you look. He used to like so many different girls in his lifetime so different to you, but now that he’s grew closer and closer to you, he cannot look at other girls without seeing you or comparing them to you. He’s just so infatuated by you, it’s crazy, it’s like he’s sick. But you’re the illness that’s infected him . Haechan couldn’t move on from those feelings because it’s been a while now he’s came to terms that he likes you.

Likes you romantically. More than friends. More than enemies.

You quickly pace to the left then turning to the right running to the hoop behind where you jump throwing the ball. Haechan let’s you score but he found another way to catch you off guard, by pulling in your hips making you not get a high enough jump so the throw with your basketball comes on terms dodgy— where it hits the edge of the hoop unable to score the point.

You push back donghyuck’s hands with a groan. “You asshole you cheated.” Y/n shouts.

“I mean we didn’t have rules established soooo, you lose i win. You can suck it or leave it.”

He didn’t say anything else but smile seeing your angry reaction. That’s another weird thing he’s found out about loving you. He loves your reactions.

Especially those angry explosive ones where you scold him or cuss him out like he’s the only thing you hate in this universe.

“Why are you always violating me?” You ask this time less angry, more upset, perhaps a little sensitive as your voice came out croaked and tired. You’re tired of being made fun of. This relationship truly drains you.

It upsets you because it makes you lose your sense of right and wrong. You’re not sure if you hate him or you care for him because you feel both at the same time. The boy heard this and he swore his heart stops with a large crack opening it. He didn’t know what it was but he fell his whole smile drop and his eyes go serious mode.

He reaches for your hands but you push him away, sighing, sighing with real sadness.

Haechan wasn’t sure how to respond but instead he tries to light the mood up. With playful act. Maybe that will make you forget how he’s pushed you over the edge.

“Because i love you, duh. Isn’t that obvious?”

You scowl at those words leaving the beautiful boy’s lips. You bite your bottom lip shaking your head, muffling voice. “No it’s not obvious. You’re such a bully it fucking hurts me.”

Bully? The boy didn’t realise you held him at a label such as that. He was expecting perhaps a friend, best friend, hell he would accept even an acquaintance over a bully title for him. And you said it hurts, that’s the least thing he’s ever wanted to do to you. Sure, he can finally understand why you say he hurt you. The wasabi water bottle prank wasn’t the most friendly out of every pranks he’s pulled— he himself felt quite bad when he watched you choke on your water and spit it back out, but he swears he’s been nice to you after he did that!— For the rest of the day anyways. He might even accept that he’s annoying, insufferable and that you don’t want him to do anymore heinous acts of hate crime to her.

Sure he can accept that. But what he can’t accept is the fact that you view him as a bully in your eyes and he won’t ever agree on never seeing you. He swears if you told him you don’t want him in your life he will pull the ‘Huh sorry I have amnesia Y/n, where were we again?’ Or ‘uno reverse that is an impossible task.’ Because what is he without you in your life? It would be so freaking boring. Donghyuck might even become Lee Jeno 2.0, become a boring sad man with a personality of a 50 year old who’s divorced like twice already.

“Y/n I’m not a bully.” Haechan said back softly. Y/n kept her gaze on the ground fiddling with her fingers, squinting her wet teary eyes threatening to fall down those beautiful reddish cheeks. You lift your head up now watching him, jabbing your voice like it was a gun shooting the boy’s heart. “You are. All you do is make my life go upside down and terrible.”

“I think you enjoy making me upset, Lee Donghyuck. I mean all you do is laugh at me. I don’t think I’ve ever heard good things come out of your mouth about me. You constantly get on my nerves, I swear my blood pressure is always high when you’re around. I don’t see you doing those things to Mark or anyone else at college. You fucking irritate me you’re like a bug i cannot get rid of. “ you stop taking a big inhale of oxygen as you realise your emotions got the better of you once again. You told yourself today you wouldn’t get mad, you hoped today was your relaxing calm day where you didn’t have to be upset. But haechan just had to ruin it for you. You felt your body boil the more you spoke for you angry.

The boy stood stunned for a while watching you almost rap all your words at once so quickly, he didn’t know how you became faster than Eminem, but you did— all because of his terrible actions that he thought was showing how much he loves you.

You heard nothing come out of the quiet boy so you felt there was no need for you to stay with him or to play anymore basketball; I mean you don’t think there was anymore patience or strength in you to tolerate Haechan.

You turn your back around walking away but then a sudden grip on your wrist held your back. Haechan with his head hung low in deep thoughts recollecting words to find, you turn around with a tug. You opened your mouth but Haechan was quicker than you, where he finally cracks open.

When he realised you were leaving without a word he assumed you were leaving him forever and he didn’t want that. He doesn’t want to lose you. Without you in his world was it really a place he can call world? Donghyuck can’t have you leaving him. He might of not appreciated it enough, your tolerance of him in total— he’s aware how much of a pain he can be. A big hassle. He knows. But he never thanked you enough. As his longest friend he has, he’s never been honest with you about his true feelings.

“Y/n I’m sorry.” He quickly spat. “I didn’t mean to make you feel that way. I really didn’t think i upset you so much and I’m sorry for all these years of torture.”

He lets out as he pulls you into a warm hug that catches you off guard. He’s never hugged you, at least not ever since middle school. There would be a weird sensation of home. A cozy warm feeling wrapping round your little hearts like a blanket. Little did you know it was your feelings celebrating at a hug. Donghyuck tightens his arms around your little short body, his hands behind your head where he strokes it lovingly and very gently.

He’s being gentle, you thought. Haechan’s never been this soft and careful with you, or physical. It left you thinking that maybe, he was terrified of losing you.

And he really was. “I really do love you. I mean it when i said it. I did those things thinking it would put my feelings out there for you. You said I don’t do those things to anyone else, why do you think that is?”

“It’s because I love you. I don’t want to lose you and i might of taken your patience with me for granted without truly showing you how I feel. I should’ve been kinder to you. I’m an idiot y/n, I never meant to hurt you…”

“I’m so sorry. Please let me make it up for you I-“ you pull your face upwards with tip toes, soon your lips end up on his cheeks, mid stopping him through his long dramatic sentence. Those bundle of words might of changed your relationship forever, but in the best way possible. You felt happy and relieved, but at the same time the old time sake resentment you held on the boy for years has vanished. Sure, he’s still going to be annoying, but he for sure won’t be playing pranks on you anymore.

With a cheek kiss left your lip tint planting on his tan skin. His eyes tremble watching you move away and smile ear to ear, happily, you were smiling at him for once.. not a scowl, frown or a grim apathetic expression at him; but a real genuine smile of joy.

He’s achieved such a high blessing quality sight up close too. Hyuck swore he fell six feet under and possibly more just standing there like a fool who’s never been kissed by a girl before.

By a girl he loves at least.

“Donghyuck. Thank you for apologising. Uhm. You…love me did you say?”

He blinks nodding slowly, stuttering with his teeth clattering in nervousness. Holy shit you got this boy wrapped round your finger like he was a pretty lace ribbon. “Y..yeah.”

You heard him respond. You smirk backing away from the hug that the two were still in previously.

“I can’t say i forgive you easily, but, I can make an adjustment for you.”

His eyes sparkle watching you as he tilts his head softly. It’s crazy how he went from a big ole’ teasing guy and now he’s this nervous soft timid guy completely stunned by you and only you. Many people know nothing scares the infamous Lee Donghyuck, the boy lives without fear, he’s practically this untameable class clown at the same time an intimidating guy at college.

But here he is scared shitless in front of a mere girl who he is whipped for like spreading wildfire.

“Adjustment..?” He replies softly as he plays with the hem of his fingertips.

You nod softly.

“Take me out on a date, Donghyuck.”

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@onyourhyuck please refer from translating copyrighting and plagiarising my work thank you. Reblog this fic and follow me for more updates it helps a girl out!! <3

[bruciemilf]

JASON AND JAMIE HCS PLS? 🥺🤲

MY BOYSSSS,

Tried to keep their relationship a secret, but jaime ruined it by screaming "THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND " when they're fighting together. It happened on 6 different occasions for every bat brat

Jaime gets along with Damian perfectly!! At first they think the scarab might have brainwashed their little demon, but no? "Damian's a sweetheart, idk what you guys mean"

Sometimes Damian goes to Jason's apartment to clean up when he hears Jaime's coming over. Cleans the whole place up. Shower cap and bath robe and everything, like, " WE CANT HAVE GUESTS IN THIS HOUSE"

He spent 3 seconds in Jaime's house and this was the result

When they bicker, Jaime uses the scarab to be taller than Jason. Butterfly wings, spider limbs, name it. " I have had it UP here with you"

Jason wears his helmet when he's mad and Jaime's just gonna kiss him until he takes it off while calling him sickeningly sweet pet names,

" what's wrong, honey bunny? Why are you mad, sugar muffin? Turn that frown upside down, sweet buns"

Jaime is banned from coms on missions because he keeps making Jason laugh, blowing their cover disastrously

Jason accidentally called Jaime "baby girl" completely unironically in front of Bruce once and didn't come home for a month

Its still not as bad as Jaime's" papi give me the salt" when they were cooking dinner and Jason's brain glitches for a full minute

Jaime's love language is physical affection and words of affirmation while Jason's is quality time and gifts.

Jason has a red beetle tattoo on his back

THEIR HEIGHT DIFFERENCE? PLEASE. Jason picks him up 90% of the time and Jaime is a giggly mess everytime it happens

Jason leaves cute little notes around their apartment when jaime stays over; They're all in Spanish and Jaime has a scrapbook full of just them

Jaime's cameraroll is filled with pics of his boyfriend, candid and sweet, and he can't wait to show them off to whoever has the chance. He also picks fights with red hood haters online and is known to doxx a little here and there,,,,

Jaime " I fucking love anime" reyes and Jason " if I'm subjected to anime I'll die again" todd

[lurkingteapot]

Love in Translation รักไม่รู้ภาษา Ep 6

This was the "all the tropes ahead" episode, but they managed to flaunt a couple of them in fun ways. I really enjoyed the ups and downs of this one and am excited for next week!

Phawjai, you're pissing me off. Step off.

Yang, that's cruel. and also untrue. and you both know it. idk what you think you're going to achieve -- as your business partner, he's tied to you anyway, so if you're trying to protect him from the loan sharks, this is not the way to do it.

Phawjai is so menacing like this asdfasdf

DRAMATIC RAIN. a classic.

oh nooo, he had a qixi present for Yang ;-;

why are you wearing a bathrobe to bed, Phumjai?

caught in the rain and now caught a cold, ANOTHER classic

I love how this show is good about communication re: relationships for the most part

this show!!! so good about communication!!!!!! (I sorta suspected he'd told her that, but. yeah.)

Yang looks appropriately shattered.

Oh Tammy's gonna give him an EARFUL.

or not!

man these employees don't have it easy with these bosses

another intro card? OH oops youtube no, I'm watching Love in Translation, not Naughty Babe

sponge bath. man, they're really bringing the classics this ep. I appreciate that Yang is actually approaching it in a manner that looks effective, though, rather than the dab dab dab we get so often.

also appreciate the "you told me no, and what kind of person would I be to push after that?" type convo here

oh, those doughnuts look lovely

Phawjai's protective older brother shtick isn't cute, it's just irritating

Tag, if YOU get the wrong idea and start trouble I'm gonna flip

oooh okay, OKAY, good for you, Tag. Stand up for yourself.

ooooof but honestly, Phawjai had that coming.

Tag :((((

ooof Phumjai. he's such a sunny kid.

Yang, you gotta be straightforward with this kid, he's not gonna--

Theeere we go

aaah, dramatic declarations. it's working though.

asdfasd fair point, Phumjai

okay and now tell him wtf that was about when you pushed him away

aaawwww that was cute

I wish the music were less obtrusive, it's really sorta harshing the mood for me :/

… @ginnymoonbeam has informed me that there's more to the episode but youtube didn't have it :( I do not MIND watching 'family-friendly' cuts of things, but I'd like to KNOW that's what's happening, gdi.

found it elsewhere!

oh, this is a cute make-out, very here for it

boyssss not in the shop, you're gonna make such a mess

"I can delete it" YANG. that's gonna come back to bite you in the ass, I bet.

ooop that was gonna happen. have fun cleaning all that up tomorrow/later, boys.

THAT PREVIEW yikes yikes yikes. Bet the camera thing is REALLY going to be a problem later on.

[m0ther-of-p3arl]

THE RETURN OF THE CREATIVE COMMONS ATTRIBUTION NONCOMMERCIAL SHAREALIKE FOUR POINT OH INTERNATIONAL LICENSE BOYSSSS ITS BACK WE"VE GOT ITTTT

[seas-storyarchive]

Hatching - what if

Note: in which Alastor gets attached and is named an the Uncle of Eggz.

The egg boi that was left behind, missed snuggling up with Pentious and his egg bros. So, he sneaks into Alastor's room, as the man played Boss once.

"Hm? Whatever are you doing in here, little creature?" Asked the man, on his back, facing the door, hopped up on pain medication and unable to sleep. Was he annoyed the little creature was in here? Shockingly no, he couldn't sleep and didn't feel like scaring him off

"I miss Boss." The egg said.

"Hm.." Alastor nodded, his eyes glowing in the dark, "tell me, little creature.. what exactly.. are you?"

"An egg." The creature answered.

"Hm.. what kind of egg? Chicken? Snake? Alligator? Fish?" Alastor listed off.

"Just an egg." The boi said. "Named Frank."

Alastor let an annoyed groan. "Okay.. a blankslate egg.." he pushed himself up, growling.

"Hey, hey! Don't get up, I'll come to you!" Frank scrambled (not literally) over to the bed and climbing up it to sit beside Alastor's head.

"Have.. any of you.. hatched?" Alastor panted, holding himself wiping his brow. What in the world was this fucking wound?

"No. Oh! Here!" Frank poured him a bit of water from the pitcher into the glass and handing it to him.

"Thank you." Alastor said softly, taking the glass and drinking from it before putting it back on the table and patting the egg on the top of it's shell.

"No problem, Boss.." the little egg said, before he began crying.

Alastor, unable to be around crying, pulled the egg into an awkward hug due to his injuries. "There, there.. the pain will become less, over time. It will never leave, it will always be there, but remember the times of good and bad, happy and sad. And all will be mended, you will be fine." Words he'd heard from everyone in his neighborhood after his mother died, so he sympathized with this little boy.. a little boy who lost his only parent.

Alastor and Frank fell asleep, his arm wrapped around him, still in comfort.

--

Pentious watched from heaven, through the seeing orb with the other eggs that had hatched into fluffy chickens.

"Boss? Is he gonna be okay?"

The snake wiped his eyes. "Yessss, my boyssss. Your Uncle Alassssstor is taking good care of him."

--

Following that night of comfort, Frank followed Alastor exclusively.

And had Alastor gotten attached? Well, hard to tell. He acted around Frank the same way he acted around Niffty.

And then, things.. changed.

--

Pentious could feel that it was coming. Frank was due to hatch, and he couldn't wait to see what he would become.

--

Alastor awake that morning, bright and early, expecting to feel the little egg creature havng taken residence on his legs as per the norm. But, after a moment, something felt wrong. He got up, only to hear and feel a CRUNCH beneath his feet. Egg shells.

"F- Franklin.." what the hell was this feeling? Had he become attached? Had something in him, not wanting that, killed the little creature in his sleep? Had-

His shadow caught his attention, pointing to a spot on the bed under the pillow bedside the one he slept on.

"Hm?" Alastor pulled up the pillow to see-

A little red and gray speckled alligator, wearing the little egg's hat.

"F- Franklin?"

The little gator woke up, rubbing it's eyes. "Morning Boss." He saw Alastor looking at him with wide eyes and worry. "What?" The little gator made a surprised noise when Alastor hugged him.

"Look at you! Oh, you bright little creature!"

--

"Look at Frank!" One of the chickens hopped up and down.

"Wow! He has scales!" Another joined him.

"He looks to cool!" The rest of the chickens jumped about.

Pentious wiped his eye. "Oh, my boi.."

"Boss! Can we go see Frank and Uncle Alastor?"

"Well.." Pentious looked at the chickens.

"Uncle Alastor! Uncle Alastor!"

--

"Come, small alligator creature! I hunger for some swine!" Alastor grabbed a hunting rifle.

"Okay Boss!" The little gator followed him without question.

[autisticbokutoenthusiast]

playboyy ep 11 stray thoughts

- ooo so he a gangsta

- jason always longed to be a father but he actin like he always longed to catch these hands dpmo jason i will end you

- aob no longer in his lover boy era😞😞 soft aob enthusiasts it’s joever

- oh aob…

- porsche being jason’s adopted child but his title says lover instead of son… jason you will crumble. uh oh jealous prom

- captain…. one of these weeks he’s gonna open his mouth and say sense

- the gangs all here OH AND THEY THROWING HANDS

- jump saying he didn’t know porsche was mr lees son but didn’t he figure this out in ep 4???

- captain…

- the way the camera moves to teena when jason leans into zouey im gonna scream

- tutor spilling the tea on fucking facebook NOT JASON LEE GOING LIVE WJDJJSJDJJD WHATS HAPPENEIING

- ai sound generator… i love this show and its statement on technology, privacy, and truth

- diversity win! despicable series antogonist supports gay marriage!!

- jason lee your days are fucking numbered

- i hope jump porsche and tutor start a toxic and off putting polycule as a treat

- why is tutor surprised to see nont 🤨 we know he had a meeting with nant but i thought they never actually went through with it🤨🤨

- lawd they took everything keen.. even the shirt off of his back…

-captain bro… the quences will always catch up bro … nothing on the internet is truly gone bro… play stupid games win stupid prizes bro

- aobpuen hair washing scene lets gooooooooooooo- wait is puens wound his asshole gen question, aobpuen enthusiasts WERE SO BACK

- the way prom slid into frame snfjsjdjdjrrh oh he’s living his best romcom life

- promnont please comeback to me oh slay

- these mfs are NOT conspiring within earshot of jason and his men i just know they are better than that 🤡

- captain convinced he can get anything he wants with suduction, my hubris filled little boy

- zouey is NOT sitting there with his hand over his ear be so serious ejrjrjfjjf

- GET A JOB!

- STAY AWAY FROM HER!

- they are making me nervous

- oh he was gonna call the police fuck firsts dad

- NOT YOURE MY CHOSEN FAMILY I XANT DO THIS

- soong said you had that beating coming ksksksjd

- firstsoong enthusiasts we are so back (they will probably break up in 5 minutes)

- jump blowing on the noodles to make sure it’s not too hot 🫠

-THEYRE GONNA LADY AND THE TRAMP IM GONNA LOSE MY MIND

- captainkeen making me feel shrimp emotions…

- baddie bunch rolling in like the horny gay nosey avengers

- obsessed with the confidence nont walks into playboyy with, like he wasn’t having a breakdown in multiple of the rooms last week

- love the use of the camera playboyy surrealism for the win

- the girls are FIGHTINGGGGG

- nvm the girls are getting they’re ASS BEAT

- CAPTAIN DID WHAT?!?!?!??

- why is the camera zoomed in on zouey like that….

- WAIT WHAT DID YOH MEAN THEY KNEW WHAT YOU WENT THROGUH WHAT DID YOU GO THEOUFB ZOEUEY?!?!,!

- the evidence in the private room watching this friend group implode

- oh captain…

- NOOO WHEN I SAID I WANTED AN INTENSE ZOUEYFIRST MOMENT I WASNT READY FOR IT

- that was the end….

the fucking preiview!?!?? like soong teena nont and captain are missing???? WHAT

ALSO WHERE WAS NUTHPHOP MY BOYSSSS HOLD ON WHAT IF NUTH IS WRITING WHATS HAPPENING IN HIS LIL SCREEPLAY…

damn i’m gonna go scream for a bit

[cactusfunksstuff]

English Coffee

Triggers: 18+ only!, some DA, name calling, etc.

Summary: Fionnuala has had a shit time, so when she gets screamed at by a customer it’s the last straw. She gets a job working with Greta Van Fleet on their tour as a costume design assistant. She has a rule for no relationships but what happens when she catches the eye of Josh? Will she go ahead and follow her heart, or will she refuse and lose everything she loves ?

Chapter 5.

I got to Jess’ door and knocked, I checked my phone. 12.30. Not bad. We fly at 5. Couple of hours work, then airport. The drive was only a few hours, but she said to fly was easier.

The door opened, Jess was stood there in jogging bottoms and a big Yale jumper. Maybe she went to college there? Her face was still, stern almost. I opened my mouth to say something when she pulled me into a massive hug. ‘I’m here Flo, okay. I’m here.’ She said into my hair, I wrapped my arms around her and that’s when I broke. I burst into tears, sobs wracked my body and I was crying right into her hair. I didn’t care, the emotions came out of me in waves. Anyone could walk by and I didn’t care, she was shushing me and rubbing my back.

‘It’s okay, Flo.’ She kept repeating, letting me know it’s okay to cry. I pulled away and took a deep breath, she pulled me in by my arm and sat me on the bed. She grabbed the box of tissues the hotel have in the room and sat behind me on the bed against the pillows. I turned round and crossed my legs while patting my eyes with a tissue. ‘Wanna tell me what happened?’ She said softly, I nodded and hiccuped from all the tears.

I debriefed her on the situation and she sighed, ‘Flo, you promised. You can’t let this happen, from the way he treated you. You need to cut this off now, I don’t want you getting pulled back in. Not here, this job is too good for you.’ She said, leaning forwards and patting my knee. ‘I know, trust me. But he has this power over me, like I need to talk to him when he wants.’ I said, putting my head in my hands. ‘That’s what he wants, all his mind games, the gaslighting, the abuse. It’s all so he has this power, this leverage almost. He likes knowing he can do what he wants.’ She is still speaking softly to me, making sure she doesn’t set me off crying again.

‘I know. This is it, I’m blocking him. I’m not having him loom over me this entire tour, my mental health can’t take that pressure.’ I grab my phone and block him. I see some messages I have.

Greta

Sammy: Flo, I miss you ☹️

Danny: Me too! What’s the plans for tomorrow ?

Jake: Bar?

Sammy: Oh YEAHHHH

Sammy: Let’s get Flo so drunk she spills all her secrets 🤠

Sammy: Wrong chat…. Ignore that Flo pls

Josh: Ffs Sammy

Jake: What an absolute idiot

Jake: Younger sibling i stg

Flo: Let’s get plastered boyssss

Jake: Plastered?

Danny: English slang= Drunk

Sammy: I like it!

Orla: Call me bitch

Mum: Facetime me when you can my love.

I reply to Orla saying I will call her tomorrow, and the same to my mum. Just as I go to put my phone away a message from Josh lights up. Jess was talking about getting some chick-fil-A when we get to the airport, and told me she had phoned the tailor and the costumes would be ready and sent to Houston to pick up. I agreed with her while I opened the message.

Josh: Call me?

I sighed and turned to Jess, she was typing away furiously at her phone. ‘We need to start talking about new ideas for costumes for Europe. The states are done, but the guys like different designs for Europe. Josh goes on about some sort of celestial stuff for Europe, and more flowing.’ She says looking up. ‘Are you alright?’ I shook my head. ‘Ezra?’ She asks standing up and grabbing a water bottle for me and her. ‘What’s up then hunny?’ She says, ‘It’s Josh.’ I say.

‘Josh?’ She asks, no emotion on her face. I nod and look down groaning. ‘I knew it!’ She says instantly changing mood, I feel myself go bright red. ‘Tell me everything!’ Once again I debrief her. ‘And now this, and you are up to speed on the dramatic life of Fionnuala.’ I say waving my hands about. ‘Well, shit um okay.’ She says reading his words over and over. ‘Well I guess call him. The way you left things isn’t right, and I hate to say it but really fucking rude and unprofessional.’ I look up gawking, ‘Unprofessional? He was the one with his fucking arm round me the entire afternoon and then interrogated me in the car when he knew I had to talk because you can’t just leave a car.’ I say standing up.

I start to pace the room, ‘Yeah, true. Okay don’t call him, you will have to see him tomorrow? Even more awkward then.’ She says laying on the bed, ‘Cape or no cape for Paris?’ She says looking down at a drawing I had done. ‘Obviously cape for Paris, jacket for Rome.’ I say placing my hands on my hips. ‘Yeah, good idea.’ She scribbles on the paper, ‘Call him, Flo.’ I sigh and grab my phone and go to my room, ‘I’ll be back in an hour, then we go to the airport ?’ She hums and nods.

Flo: You call me…

Josh: Please, call me

Attached he sent a picture of him pouting at the camera, I could see his earring dangling from his ear. Thats so sexy.

I sent back one in the bathroom mirror glaring.

Flo: No, you want to talk you call me.

Immediately after sending that my phone began to ring. I took a deep breath, immediately feeling sick from nerves and answered.

‘Hiya.’ I said trying to keep the tone light, ‘I’m sorry Flo.’ I heard him sigh from the other end of the phone, it sounded so hot being slightly muffled. ‘No, Josh. I’m sorry. It was so unprofessional and rude of me to speak to you like that. You’re my superior and it shows no respect on my end. I should have just said I don’t want to talk.’ I rambled on, ‘Flo, I’m sorry.’ He said emphasising the ‘I’m’. ‘I pushed and I shouldn’t have. I will leave it alone for now, but I know something is going on. I care about you Flo. I can’t apologise for that. If you want to talk about it, I’m here okay? I just want my Flo to be alright. Okay darling?’ He said, his voice getting more hushed and soft by the word. I nearly melted into the floor when he called me HIS Flo. ‘Uh, yeah. Um, Josh?’ I said nearly whispering. ‘Yeah love?’ He said, his voice sounded insecure when he spoke this time. I sat down on the floor in front of my bed.

‘Can I ask you a favour?’ I said, my heart beating out of my chest. Keep your cool Flo! ‘Oh yeah course.’ He said, I could hear rustling coming from his end. It sounded like he was sitting down. Wait, where even was he? ‘So, you call me darling a lot. Can you stop? I know this probably sounds crazy, but I uh, I, I love it but I kind of have a bad relationship almost with that word?’ I said, I could barely get my words out. I sound like a fucking idiot. ‘Oh, um of course. Sorry, Flo. I didn’t realise.’ He said, he sounded embarrassed, fuck sake. ‘Sorry, Josh I know I sound so fucking rude right now but I really don’t like being called that.’ I said, my voice quiet. I want this conversation to end so bad, but I also love hearing him breathe down the phone.

‘No of course! Don’t worry love.’ That one I can handle, that one makes me feel like i’m on fire. No, Flo. We aren’t doing that, no feelings. ‘Cool, okay thanks boss.’ I said cringing. ‘Boss? Come on Flo I think we are past that, don’t you?’ He said, I could hear the smirk on his voice. ‘Oh are we, Mr Kiszka?’ I teased, crossing the line here Flo. Do not get involved. ‘Mm, I’m sure we are.’ His voice got low. ‘Well sorry, Mr Kiszka but I just want to be professional. You are my boss after all?’ I couldn’t control the smile taking over my face, my chest felt heavy and butterflies exploded. What am I doing ? ‘I’m sure you do, love. Mr Kiszka? Careful Flo I might just like that.’ I felt my body freeze when he said that, oh no. I’m too far in, I need to stop. I can’t be doing this? This is crazy.

‘Um, yeah. I need to get back me and Jess have some things to go over for Europe and our flight is soon. So, um I’ll see you guys tomorrow ?’ I said quickly, putting my hand on my face. ‘Oh, yeah I guess so. Have a good flight Flo.’ I said bye quickly and hung up. Right, I need to stop. Just stop now before anyone gets hurt.

I made my way back to Jess’ room. ‘How did it go?’ She said drawing in her pad of paper. ‘Um yeah well. So Paris, I’m thinking silver grey waist jacket with no shirt, long silver necklaces and some wide leg trousers to match. With some embroidering? We can take some drawings to the next meeting to discuss.’ I said sitting down at the desk and writing bits down. ‘You mean Rome, Flo. So I’m guessing well?’ She smirked at me standing and grabbing her suitcase. I felt my face heat up and I put my hand to my forehead, ‘Yeah, very well.’ She smirked at me and grabbed her phone, so it’s 3 now so grab your shirt and let’s go. I’ll come to your room now and we can just head off.’

We headed off for my room, when we turned round the corner I saw Sam and Danny leaving theirs. Why do I never know where their rooms are? ‘Flo!’ I heard Danny shout and suddenly saw Sam running down to bear hug me. ‘How are you petal?’ He said into my hair, great so he must know as well that I left for ‘family issues’ last night. I pulled back and smiled, ‘I’m fine Sammy, how are you guys doing?’ I said holding his arm. ‘We missed you Flo, feels like ages since we saw you. Hey Jess! You guys off to the airport.’ Danny said standing next to Sammy. ‘Yeah, our flight is at 5 so we got to get moving.’ She said pushing me toward my room. ‘Well I guess i’ll see you guys tomorrow?’ I said swiping my key, ‘You will! We are all hanging out it’s been too long.’ Danny said waving and staring to walk away, ‘Don’t go! Don’t leave me.’ Sam said grabbing onto my arm as I got pushed into my room. I started laughing as Jess shouted ‘Let go of the poor girl Sam! We need to go or we will miss the flight.’ He released my arm and fell to the floor fake crying, ‘You’re so dramatic Sammy, I love it.’ I said laughing as I closed the door.

‘Right, get your shit we gotta go!’ Jess said waiting by the door, I grabbed my suitcase and scanned the room one last time before leaving. We jumped in an uber and Jess phoned her husband on the way to let him know we are going to Houston and giving him the details of the hotel we are in.

We soon arrived at the airport and I called my mum to let her know what was going on, I decided to keep Ezra to myself for now for a couple of weeks before telling her otherwise she would be worried sick. ‘Cool, so let’s get some food and then we can head over to wait at the gate?’ Jess said as we passed through security. ‘Sounds good to me boss.’ I said as we walked through the terminals. ‘So the guys want to go out drinking tomorrow.’ Jess said as we found some small restaurant to grab dinner in. I sat opposite her and nodded, ‘Yeah, Josh said. Do they really want to do it all day?’ I asked as the waiter came over and took our orders. ‘Yeah, probably they do this a lot on tour.’ She said, ‘Have you been on tour previously with them?’ I asked sipping on my coke that the waiter brought over.

‘Oh yeah! I’ve done the previous one as well, they loved me so much they brought me back on.’ She said smiling, ‘That’s amazing Jess!’ I said, ‘They must love your stuff and I can see why the designs are amazing.’ She smiled at me, she was always such a happy person. ‘They do, but you’re my first assistant. I didn’t trust anyone when I was first with them I think I wanted to show them what I could do but it was so much work for one person. That’s why this time I brought you along with me, someone else to share ideas with and get feedback. You’re really amazing Flo, you’re going to go places.’ She said eating her pasta, I smiled and looked down feeling embarrassed. ‘Thanks Jess, thank you so much again for bringing me along with you. It means so much.’

We soon boarded and off to Houston. When we landed we grabbed our bags and headed to the hotel, we arrived and parted ways for the night. I got into my room and looked around, these guys do not spare any money on hotels. The room was once again huge with floor to ceiling windows and a king sized bed. I changed and got into the sheets and opened my phone. 9pm, not bad.

I texted Orla back and updated her with what was going on. My phone lit up with a text.

Greta

Sammy: Miss you Flo Flo!

Flo: Haha, miss you too Sammy.

Flo: Drunk already?

Jake: Very Flo, we miss you here tho

Jake: Josh keeps asking where you are

Flo: Does he ? Well i’m right here ??

Danny: You guys make it ok to Houston?

Flo: Here and in bed all safe and sound don’t worry guys

Sammy: I will not apologise for my actions earlier I missed you a lot ☹️

Flo: Aww miss you too bestie !

Jake: Josh says hello

Flo: Is he incapable of using a phone ?

Jake sent a picture of Josh with a joint in his mouth smiling at the camera, he looked dazed. But he looked so hot as well.

Flo: Oh so very incapable then 😅

Jake: He says to send a picture like you guys do ?

Sammy: Oh so you guys text without us !

Danny: That sounds wrong ….

Jake: He’s getting impatient Flo

Jake: He says he misses his Fionnuala

I got up and went to the bathroom with better lighting, I sent a picture smiling widely into the mirror. I had my glasses on that I only wore at the end of the day when my eyes hurt, when I should wear them more often. My hair was messy by my ears, and my oversized bluegrass shirt was faded and creased. You couldn’t see my waist so I didn’t worry about putting shorts or anything on.

Sammy: Little cutie pie likes country ! 🤠

Jake: He says and I quote guys ‘pretty lady wears glasses does she ?’

Flo: She does indeed 🤓

Danny: Oh a country gal

Sammy: You should have told us! We can take her to a country bar tomorrow !!

Flo: Sounds like a plan gang 🥸

Flo: I’m going sleep bye guys miss you all!

Jake: Josh says bye pretty lady

I woke up to banging on my door, I groaned rolled over and checked the time on my phone. 8am. I mean my alarm is going off in 15 minutes so i’m not too mad, but why is someone knocking on my door? I rolled out of bed shoved my glasses on because it was too early to try and see properly. I opened the door while rubbing my face, Sam and Danny were stood there smiling and I could see Jake behind them on his phone. He looked up and waved at me. ‘Um, good morning?’ I said confused, ‘Did we make plans for this morning?’ Sam started smiling wider, ‘No but we do now! We all woke up early so we wanted to know if you wanted breakfast with us? We already got to Jess she is getting dressed.’ He then let himself into my room followed by the others.

‘Oh, um yeah I can do. I’ll shower now, are you guys waiting in here or?’ I said opened my suitcase to choose an outfit. ‘Yep sure are to make sure you get ready.’ Sam said laying on my bed, Danny chose the desk and Jake sat on the floor. ‘Cool, I will shower now then boys see you in a few.’ I said closing the door, what a morning. I opened my texts to Jess texting me.

Jess: Beware. The guys are coming to your room to get you up.

Flo: Already here 😩

Jess: Oh shit, well good luck they were in my room for like half an hour

Flo: Great, well I will see you soon?

Jess: Yeah meeting you in the lobby

I took a shower and got changed. I was wearing a long sleeve, beige corduroy dress with buttons. It came down to mid thigh so I popped on some tights and some doc martens. Very 2014 tumblr grunge. Love it.

When I exited the bathroom Josh was laying on the bed next to Sam, under the covers. I smiled when I saw him, ‘Flo! There you are! We missed you last night.’ He said grinning, he was wearing some black trousers, plain top and some funky patterned jacket. He looked absolutely divine.

‘Heya! Yeah I missed you too man, seems like you had a good night?’ I said grabbing my bag and checking everything I needed was in there. I took out my citrus scented perfume and gave myself a spray. ‘Ready to rock and roll boys?’ I asked making my way to the door, they all nodded and followed me. Sam, Jake and Danny made their way to the lift while I locked my door, Josh was still standing next to me. ‘Oh hello Josh, seems like you had a very good night. Smoking the devils lettuce, you naughty boy.’ I said starting to make my way down the corridor. He stayed close to me, he placed his hand on my low back. It felt more natural now, but didn’t mean that I still didn’t tense or feel myself go red in the face. ‘A lovely time, but would have been better if my pretty Flo was in attendance.’ He said, smirking down at me. I smiled back shyly and looked forward so he didn’t see my face red. I felt his breath hit my ear first making me shiver, ‘I must say, you looked absolutely ravishing in that picture last night. Shame everyone else saw it.’ I felt my heart skip a beat, and goosebumps arrive on my skin. Way too far Flo, you’re in way too far.

I didn’t say anything, but i’m sure he saw the way my mouth parted and the hairs on my skin stood on end. When I gained enough courage to look up at him, we were already in the lift on the way down. He had a smug look on his face, and had removed his hand from my back. That bastard.

[dullahandyke]

and now part 3 of the case 4 liveblog! during this one mam audibly commented on how much i was writing in my note book lols

ok yiss we're back boyssss it's been like a week? wowza

ah. i had forgotten i was still dealing with the garridebs when we left off. :grimace:

yeah i don't like dealing w them can we leave pls

sholmes music is banging tho

oh no susato do Not look to these fucks as an example of a romantic couple

SHAMSPEARE SPOTTED

hi shamspeare i like your vibe

god the costume jewelry is a sight to see in the 1900s tho. boy who gave you a sceptre

hiiiii natsume it's been too long... i also like your vibes

sholmes eavesdropping... girl weren't they speaking japanese????

love love love when susato turns to look at me. are you seeing this shit naruhodo-san

can't get over natsume's sopping wet pleading face

'natsume's room s cursed' are we sure that's not just a gas leak

i like sholmes's thing about belief it's v sweet

ASOUGI FLASHBACK!!!! hi asougi :)

sholmes's trout dinner.... pov dinner date w herlock sholmes he leaves you for a doohickey

love susato's fist pump sprite.... patron saint of 'we are so fucking back'

20th feb.... huh that's tomorrow. contemporaneous playthru stays winning

'do all literary people take things so literally' first off youre one to talk ryuu second off autism on autism violence????

christ bvz's cracking out the wine early

bvz you're not doing yourself any favours by toasting to the victim's death

also i love susato's description in the profiles.... a huge help to ryuu always <3

also nice to have a non0murder case for a change. usually have to go to the audio cds for that

christ they really did give us precious little evidence from that investigation huh

boooo bvz don't waste good wine like that

ok predictions: blunt knife tip + lack of actual death = green is in on a plot to frame natsume

literally where would we be without susato. god bless

also ryuu appreciation he's so cute. little shaking sprites... his kind cow-like eyes have bewitched me

bvz's blue eyes unnerve me... get him some brown contacts. or at least dark grey

ryuu going back to nervous sprites... dw my boy it will be ok

YES SUSATO THREATEN THAT VAMPIRE BITCH!!!

also donut lips juror 5... :frowning2:

love ryuu's little wall slam. him klav + mvk are a holy twinity

fairplay leading the jury is also for sure some 'get natsume found guilty + we'll find you innocent' deal

yes ryuu know your rights do the examination <3

gregson in the background of the courtroom during the summation examination... lol

banging music continues to be banging

juror 2's freakishly tiny mouth irks me... girl how do u eat

ryuu should have called juror 2 a racist idiot to her face

ryuu why did you think asking garrideb abt natsume's character would workout

u can tell i don't play new games by how impressed i am by the animation of ryuu pacing as the camera follows him. real movie magic right here

surely juror 5 would've seen natsume if he jumped the trench tho... bvz what's the plan

booooooo once again bvz is way less cool without the cloak

points. the lovecore fucks have been spotted

also according to jules, your man was originally irish so in my mind he continues to be such

points at roly. autistic as fuck to be chewing his chin strap

'patrolling the beat is the most demanding work in the world' clearly someone's never been in the tumblr trenches

if i knew the beates irl i'd literally die from romance repulsion but patricia gets a pass for being cute. she needs to divorce that cop and get herself a real man (me)

society if this game treated fat women with even an ounce of respect

disliking the persistant domestic abuse jokes(?) this case... so uncomfy

the beats theme does not... feel fitting. for either courtroom or investigative scene

love ryuu's confident smirk... he's so >:)

bvz you need to get susato tossed so damn badly

'one of britain's guiding principles is tolerance' lol. lmao even

bvz's scowl sprite looks like 'eat yo sandwich bitch! the fuck you looking crazy for

LEGSLAM

i can so vividly envision juror 2's instgram it's awful

my god a third abusive wife... i have a feeling it's abusive wives instead of husbands bcos abusive husbands are more likely to be taken seriously/not treated as a bit joke and i dont like it

[pietropudge]

GRADES CAME BACK WE DID IT BOYSSSS WE PASSED EM ALL

[cryptidofthekeys]

Friendo Chaaaaaaaaaaase!

Just a quick question - Have you seen they dropped the trailer for FNAF Security Breach's DLC: Ruin? AND, of course, the trailer for the movie too!??!?!

<3 - Mitch

FRIENDO MITCH YES FHGJKDFGJDKSD IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED THIS BC LEGIT FR

I HAVE BEEN SO EXCITED,, ITS LEGIT KINDA BROUGHT MY FNAF OBSESSION BACK- WE ARE EATIN G O O D IS2G- THE MOVIE TEASER TRAILER WAS ONE THING-

that legit made me go insane and feral i s we ar-

BUT THE DLC,, MY BOYSSSS,, SUN N MOONNNN- UGGHHHH,, MY BOYS, THEY MASSACRED MY BOYSSSSS!!!! BUT IT LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD,, LEGIT IF THE DLC ALSO COMES TO SWITCH I MIGHT WIND UP GETTIN SECURITY BREACH ON THE SWITCH JUST FOR THE DLC ALONE JGHFKDJNGDFK- it just depends of course but still

I have been going insane about this for damn near the last few days- my character ai finna start havin sun n moon stuff, they'll never outbeat the Bob ones but they will grow- an ARMY!!!

[thescrumptiousstuffs]

Never Let Me Go - episode 9 Memories

Well, we know the honeymoon phase will eventually end, and this is the episode where everything falls apart …

From Palm and Nueng island paradise turning into hell with Mam’s death and the boys being on the run again, before Nueng decided to be all noble and decided to confront Kit alone

To Ben and Chopper barely repaired relationship…

Being torn apart by Kit’s role in Nueng’s situation…

Ahhh my boyssss….it’s a messy, messy whirlwind of emotions

Here’s to hoping that the finale episode will neatly tie everything up - and while I have no doubt that Palm and Nueng will eventually find their way back to each other (otherwise the whole fandom might riot!), I’m less certain about Ben and Chopper. I want Chopper to be with Ben because he truly loves him, although I have a feeling that Ben’s feeling may not be as deep - but hey, I might be proven wrong 🤷🏼‍♀️

I am also quietly devastated that Chopper and Palm’s camaraderie / friendship may not survive Kit’s betrayal…(Chopper, it’s time to denounce your dad - you are rich and savvy enough with your stock and investments to survive on your own!)

[imhereforbrownies]

your pronouns (only if you feel okay with it ofc <3) she/her

your personality traits: fun, giving, extroverted, funny, happy, kind of like a golden retriever

your hobbies: art, reading, spending time with friends, listening to music while driving down the highway

favourite movies/songs/food/places/books etc.: movie: love actually song: daechwita or callaita by Bad bunny food: sushi places: the beach and a museum

if you have any pets: a schnauzer

your dreams and aspirations: to make museums more accessible for people and make people happy with art

zodiac sign/MBTI: Sag and ENFP

your aesthetic: dark academia and athleisure

the group you’d like me to pick from: BTS

you can include any cute idea that you have or any scenario you would like me to write about

Heyyy! You're officially my first full-on BTS request and I'm so so so happy that I'll finally get to write about my favorite boyssss

Also, I absolutely love your dreams! You go, girl!!!! <3

Now to your ship :)

-

I was thinking about this and I decided I'd ship you with Namjoon.

My reasoning behind it:

- like your obvious love for art and museums and stuff made me immediately think of him and his interest in art and I thought that you two would definitely bond over that :)

- also your personalities seem like a great match in my eyes... I think he would absolutely adore someone with golden retriever energyyy

- beach dates with Namjoon??????? I think hell yeah <3

- I also think your aesthetics could match quite well because Namjoon also seems to be stuck somewhere between athleisure and (not necessarily dark but) academia vibes lol

- you both are ENFPs which makes you a great match hihi

- honestly, the more I think about it the more I think you two would make such a great couple omgggg 10/10 would ship hihi

-

"Look!" 

Your exclaim makes Namjoon look up from his book and follow your pointy finger to where your dogs chase each other by the sea, a smile spreading on his lips, his adorable dimples showing up on his cheeks, making your own smile grow.

"I'm so glad they get along so well," he states softly, meeting your gaze.

"Me too. I was a bit worried at first but they seem to be best friends now," you say, making Namjoon chuckle.

"Yeah," he nods before turning his attention back to his book while you take a bite of one of the toast you brought with you to your little beach rendezvous, your gaze following your dogs again.

Comfortable silence settles between the two of you, interrupted only by the steady swishing of the waves and playful barking of your dogs, the whole atmosphere bringing an unusual peace to your heart.

"We could go on a dinner later," you murmur, munching on your toast, making Namjoon look up once again, a grin on his face.

"Are you taking me on a date?" He asks and you whip your head around to face him, eyes wide and cheeks burning as you shake your head in denial, mortified.

"N-no! That's not what I meant," you deny, speaking with a full mouth and so you cover it with your hand, hoping it at least partly conceals your embarrassment too.

Not that you wouldn't like to go on a date with Namjoon, not at all. You always kinda thought of the time you two spend together as dates but he never called it that and so you kept those feelings to yourself, not wanting to make things between the two of you weird.

"So you don't want to go on a date with me?" He asks softly, his expression completely serious now, making you freeze.

"That's not what I said either," you murmur, meeting his gaze shyly.

"So you would like to?" He asks, a smile tugging on his pretty lips, making your heart flutter.

You nod softly, hoping that this whole thing is not just a dream.

"We can go then," he states as if that was something casual, adjusting the book in his hand and getting ready to get back to reading.

"What?" You find yourself asking rather loudly, making Namjoon face you again.

"I said we can go on a date if you want to," he repeats, looking at you with a slightly raised eyebrow as if he didn't understand your behavior.

"You mean it?" You have the need to assure, making him chuckle.

"Of course, I mean it, Y/N. I wouldn't ask you otherwise. But we don't have to if you changed your mind," he states quietly, looking down at his book as if he was the one turning shy now.

"I- I want to, Joonie. I really want to," you admit, making him glance at you with a grin on his handsome face.

"Really?"

"Really."

"Great. I know this nice sushi place you'll love," he states softly, making you smile widely.

"It's a date then," you say, making him chuckle.

"It's a date."

[randombubblegum]

SYD HAVE U FINISHED TUA3 YET BC I NEED SOMEONE TO SCREAM ABOUT IT WITH

YES I DID i stayed up all night by accident watching it….. under a cut for spoilers

I WAS NOTTTTTT PLEASED WITH HOW THE DRIVING PLOT OF THIS SEASON WAS 2 STRAIGHT ROMANCES???? NEITHER OF WHICH WAS GOOD????? bro how did we go from 2 gay romances last season that drove character development to LUTHER MEETS AND FUCKS RANDOM GIRL IMMEDIATELY and DIEGO AND LILA ARE BACK ON THEIR BULLSHIT AND ALSO BAD FOR EITHER OTHER …….. anyway.

everyone this season was kind of a stupid asshole? EXCEPT klaus viktor and five of course. god they are such good characters and i love them so much. i was wondering for so long how theyd ~bend reality~ to fit viktor being a dude into the new timeline but he was just like “im…viktor now” and all his siblings were like “k cool whatever” LMAOAOJDLAJSLS it was SOOO funny…. loved that. very real sibling interaction.

also i love klaus soooo much im glad we got to see more of him and his backstory and even some character development… and his powers!!! MY BOY. i also love five and tho aiden gallager is super annoying in real life my GOD does he play that character well. i LOVE five. old man in body of 13yo just never gets old hes sooo good i just wish we got SO MUCH MORE about his plot????? like it was wayyy more interesting than anything else going on??

honestly tho the whole last seasons driving plot being about the Commission and the intricacies and laws of time travel and how it intersects with the umbrella academys stories was SOOO GOOD…. and then this seasons main plot points were. luther wants to bone and then marry the enemy family girl. diegos still doing his weird toxic ass thing with lila who lies to him about having his child???? and allison goes full evil because she thinks her daughter not existing is like the most trauma anyones ever faced :| girl shut the HELL up. i felt rly let down by the plot in this it sucked honestly. and how did we go from 2 amazing moving queer relationships to ZERO while i had to sit through tropey straight bullshit. ugh. did yall forget to run this script by gerard or what lmao

i did generally like the ben plotline tho, like i rly didnt see it coming that he was gonna be a huge asshole??? i kinda wanted more of OUR ben who i loved tho :( but they rly made it work in the latter half of his plotline i think. like i didnt buy his whole deal but they finally gave him motives and emotions by the end and that was GOOD. really liked how that rounded out. the other sparrows were literally nothing tho like bye rip i guess????

overall i did enjoy watching this season and felt pulled in but got the plot was SOOOO lackluster compared to seasons 1 and 2. bleh. viktor klaus and five are my SPECIAL LITTLE BOYSSSS and i love them tho

[vonlipvig]

Me acting like Symon Holl when we privatize or nationalized the companies of Sordland: So this is the direction we are taking, i got to say this is a travesty, a disaster even. A pity that your former best friend/lover left you because you failed to comply on my advice that you needed to stock up authority to decriminalize homosexuality but past is past we shouldn't stay with it. We should celebrate because we got Zille back. I got 30 year Avalory Sordish whiskey cheers. You're Royal Highness/j

(You know I got to stop this theatrics of mine. I fear in the future i may gone full blown roleplaying here on your inbox about the other characters on Sordland lol.)

But seriously speaking i never expected for Pabel to break up with Romus because of him failing to decriminalize homosexuality it's saddening but i love angst so hehehe. Also want an suggestion song from me for this two? Listen to Little Mix- Secret Love Song part two i think this song perfectly fits the doomed romance between Pabel and Romus ugh angst my beloved. Also I'm glad we got Zille back take that Smolak the flag of Welhen ain't gonna rise on Zille ever again. And yeah the two best friends of Sordland have arrived. I think this is default Sordland so no major things gonna occur between them and Rumburg. Also fun fact about this scene in other screenshots i have seen i think if you reload this on Sordland playthrough where you take Marcel Koronti deal he gonna replace Petr Vectern instead. But eh i couldn't be sure since i never play the PC version itself. Also i planning on what AU for me to ramble on you about Romus Toras. Anyway have a good time playing.

ANON YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW BAD I FEEL, i'm so heartbroken 😭. i promise you i tried, but those turns with a (-2) really fucked me there (also, guess who's back at 0 (-2) authority? thiiiis guy!). but i understand pabel, i wouldn't wait either if it was me...but yes, i guess we do have cause for celebration for getting zille back! cheers, my trusted advisor!

(don't worry, i live for theatrics, and you are my trusted anon advisor, even if i sometimes don't follow your wise advise lmao).

GOD YEAH i thought i would get a bit more time, but i understand how vina's wedding was probably the breaking point for him. and YES i love little mix, and that song is SO good and fitting! (brb gonna be listening to it on loop aaa). but yeah, i love me some angst too lmao, kinda hoping for a real sad ending to this whole playthrough now, it would be so fitting for this poor, sad king.

I LOVED SEEING THE SORDLAND BOYSSSS aaa, what a beautiful sight! (probably my second fave cameo, only after THE TEAPOT IN LESPIA LET'S GOOOOO). i totally get what you said about your sordland playthrough influencing your rizia run, cause i got the result from the sordland investment and it was like 'we win nothing, we lose nothing'...WELL YES GENIUS, I DON'T HAVE A SORDLAND PLAYTHROUGH IN THIS FILE, why did i even invest lmao. but oh shit, you could have met marcel then? interesting...(but certainly not better than petr!).