my dealer : got you some straight gas here ⛽🔥😜 this new strain is called "into the wild". you'll be zonked out of your gourd
me : yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.
5 minutes later : dude i swear i just saw a kittypet near the border
my buddy : [pacing around the camp] tigerclaw is lying to us
16K notes
·
View notes
she steals your fries 3 at a time, wyd??
insta || twt || patreon || shop
6K notes
·
View notes
That uhhhh fucking weed cat
This is a commission btw :3
815 notes
·
View notes
so…weedtail….how you feel about your ‘wife’ / ‘partner’….doing….that to you…
can you even speak?
…….weedtail……?
198 notes
·
View notes