#has this joke been made before

[girlashfur]

my dealer : got you some straight gas here ⛽🔥😜 this new strain is called "into the wild". you'll be zonked out of your gourd

me : yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.

5 minutes later : dude i swear i just saw a kittypet near the border

my buddy : [pacing around the camp] tigerclaw is lying to us

[spuffyfet]

i am:

❌️ gay

❌️ straight

✅️ dan reynolds

[noodle-artist]

Spider verse soundtrack still has me like:

[turingkisser]

SHE SMASH ON MY KEYBOARD UNTIL I STICKY KEYS

[lauren-ce]

If you think about it, "Lady Laurentina" and "Specter the Unchained" fit the format of a Bloodborne hunter.

[casual-socks]

transfem tim call that timoshe/stokeher

[perpetual-state-of-confusion]

Ya'll think Lovely ever forced Vincent to watch Ride the Cyclone?

Because...Y'know...He'd find it relatable?

[snack-shop-boss]

Nancy when she finally breaks up with Ned and wants a hookup

[spiritusfabellas]

When your friends start a conversation about Käärijä, still not knowing your filthy obsession about him, and you gather up all of your courage:

[circusclownproductions]

I thought they did already

[clairedelune-13]

This was not how I imagined seeing another man inside David Tennant.

[the-kestrels-feather]

Watching Hey Melissa, getting squicked out, and then flipping on your Starkid playlistfor Pays to be an Animal to start playing is... A fucking experience

[abouttofillhisshoes]

matty healys initials are M.H but he's not good for my mental health

[satansfavoritestripper]

My flirting style with men: I will eat you alive and you'll thank me while I do so.

My flirting style with women:

[animaepanda]

when two aces have a baby

ace ace baby

[squircatlies]

I'm glad they got stuck in a government computer. Well-known for cutting corners those guys.