#welcome into the canon you absolute rascals

[fischerfrey]

If they had a kid meme, harker & jesper and darby & ivan ❤️

Name: Maeve Ursula Greenaway

Gender: female (she/her)

General appearance: light brown hair, blue eyes, average height

Personality: book smart, honest, hard-working, focused, driven, reckless, reserved, practical

Special talents: flying, wizard chess and gobstones (games in general)

Who they like better: Harker

Who they take after more: Harker

Personal headcanon:

She's a Gryffindor and plays Quidditch as a chaser. Eldest of the siblings. Protective of her brothers, eldest sister syndrome. Maeve and her brothers are adopted. As the eldest, Maeve remembers their birth-parents the best.

Face Claim: Olivia Scott Welch

Name: Cole Rafael Greenaway

Gender: male (he/him)

General appearance: brown hair, green eyes, kind of short

Personality: flirty, charming, out-going, arrogant, protective, resourceful

Special talents: dancing, duelling

Who they like better: Harker

Who they take after more: Jesper

Personal headcanon:

Slytherin, middle child. Teases his younger brother constantly but will fight you if you tease him. Legilimens.

Face Claim: Tyler Lawrence Gray

Name: Hilary Jaren Greenaway

Gender: male (he/him)

General appearance: sandy blond hair, blue eyes, tall

Personality: awkward, sensitive, irritable, loyal to his loved ones, suspicious of others, introverted

Special talents: knows a lot about music, can play drums, athletic

Who they like better: Harker

Who they take after more: Harker

Personal headcanon:

Hufflepuff. Plays Quidditch as a beater. Doesn't do that well academically, has dyslexia.

Face Claim: Adrian Öjvindsson

Name: Riot Travis Rosen

Gender: male (he/him)

General appearance: dark, curly hair, brown eyes, very tall

Personality: rebellious, cocky, critical, witty, intelligent, skeptical, compassionate

Special talents: conversation, impressing people

Who they like better: Both

Who they take after more: Ivan

Personal headcanon:

Slytherin. Passionate about politics. Popular in school, is friendly but can be judgemental. Better at theoretical subjects than practical subjects. Younger twin.

Face Claim: Archie Madekwe

Name: Rhyme Maddox Rosen

Gender: female (she/her)

General appearance: dark, curly hair, brown eyes, average height

Personality: aloof, independent, adaptale, genuine, funny, creative

Special talents: singing

Who they like better: Darby

Who they take after more: Ivan

Personal headcanon:

Ravenclaw. Likes music a lot. She's not super popular in school but has her own circle of friends. Older twin.

Face Claim: Taylor Russell

[partyanimal167]

Greatness in the Making PT 2- Crocodile x GN!Reader

X 1

Welcome back!

CW: gn reader, canon typical violence, swearing, slightly older reader, possible ooc Crocodile due to age, mdni, pre canon, some ocs for plot building

PT Two: Absolutely Not.

The captain was impulsive. extreme. followed her own tune. But this? Oh no, this didn't sit right with you at all.

You were against it. When you got back on the boat and noticed that the captain and first mate weren't drinking and singing on deck, you knew something was up. The rest of the crew didn't seem to notice or care, but you knew there was something going on.

So when a roughed up lean boy was grumbling and scrubbing the deck the next morning, your suspicions were somewhat confirmed.

"Captain, please!" you called out after your new "crew member" was so casually introduced after last night's events explained. Everyone else went on about their day, but you couldn't let it go.

"Y/n, drop it!" your captain's first mate sent a glare in your direction. And while that would normally be enough to set you straight, you didn't back down so easily this time.

"I can't allow it! This child threatened the captain's life! And we're supposed to be okay with them onboard?"

"Oi! I'm not a child! I'm going to be a great pirate one day!" the young man called out to you, but you paid him no mind.

You huffed as your captain laughed before plowing her smoke out. "My life was never in danger to begin with. You know that." she ignored your mutterings. "You were a bit of a rascal when you came aboard. So don't be so tough. That's your new junior; show him the ropes. Those me orders."

You grumbled in agreement, but there was no way you'd go against those words. You'd just have to keep watch for now.

~~~

The boy named Crocodile did not make your teaching duties easy at all. In fact, while it was noted that he had some working experience on boat maintenance, he seemed to not want to interact with anyone who wasn't the Captain or first mate. He'd only grunt when given his tasks for the day and took his meals away in a corner while everyone else laughed and chatted.

You kept an eye on him through it all. Despite his stubbornness, you were close by to inspect his work and make sure he wasn't sneaking around at night. You understood that no one was really threatened; this was a seasoned pirate crew to be fair. But that didn't mean Crocodile could go doing whatever he wanted. You'd make sure of it.

And soon enough, you realized that the boy was up late at night because he couldn't sleep well. If he did sleep, there was a lot of tossing and movements you heard. Yet somehow, he was up just before you already checking the sail lines and other little things.

When the marines attacked, you were sure you'd need to rescue the boy, but he held his own for a bit. He was only a little roughed up, but he seemed to try to wear his knife prosthetic more. After that successful raid, he even partook in a cheers. He softened a bit.

But you weren't convinced.

...

You yawned as you caught the knife that was aimed for your head. “What’s got you so stressed out, lizard-boy? It’s not even 8 in the mornin’?” you went over and took a seat at the kitchen table very unbothered.

The man sent daggers your way, but you didn’t care to feel threatened. He turned away and continued to scrub at the dishes in the sink. “Tch, why are you up? It’s not your turn to make breakfast.” he grunted out.

You leaned back in your chair and shrugged as the morning light started to pour in. “Someone’s gotta make sure you’re not snaking around tryna steal. Cap'n might’ve let you on board, but that doesn’t mean you’re part of the crew.” Crocodile cussed to himself when another dish fell and shattered on the floor. “Tch, how about you find yerself a better prosthetic? No point walking around with that damn thing if you can’t even use it.”

“It’s how I protect myself.” Crocodile argued back. You rolled your eyes before standing up to sweep the mess. “I don’t need your help!”

“Never said you did, kid. But if you’re going to be staying around then someone’s gotta make sure you don’t go making a mess.”

“I can take care of myself.”

You flicked the other’s forehead. “Yeah, but you’re on a crew now, so it’s not just about yourself! There’s other to look after, and they’ll look after you. If you’re just gonna be a selfish brat, then I’ll haul you off this damn boat myself!” you barked before dumping the shards away.

Crocodile didn’t say anything and turned back to continue cleaning.

“You talked a lot of shit about wanting to be a great pirate, but you got a long way to go, kid.” you started washing the dishes so the man could start drying.

“Oh, and you’re gonna show me?”

You looked up at him with a mischievous grin and winked. “Well maybe if you shut up and just watch you’ll learn a thing of two.”

And soon, you could tell he was paying a little more attention. After the chores were done, he usually lurked away to his corner, but you quickly noted the new face in the crowd when you sparred your peers. You didn't say anything when Crocodile's head turned quickly away once you looked in his direction. You even noticed another presence in the library skimming maps and stories of weapons.

You grunted to yourself when you saw his foot tapping while the crew sung.

Seems things were looking a little better...

[artfulprankster]

💚✨ Hello! This is an Indie, Semi-Selective and Crossover friendly Harold Hutchins from the amazingly silly book series Captain Underpants by the absolutely amazing Dav Pilkey! I do not own The series Captain Underpants nor Harold Hutchins. 💚✨

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The Mun:

Age: 22

Name: Scribs

Pronouns: he/him

Gender: Male, Trans-Man.

Faceclaim: Welter from Traffic Jam by NilFruits

Hello there! I’m the Mun! Scribs! It’s nice to meet you all! Thank you for showing interest in my little blog and my son Harold! I grew up with The book series and ever since then I can’t seem to shake these two gremlins out of my head LOL. This series means a lot to me and Harold has been a comfort character of mine ever since I was 5-7 years old. He was one of the main inspirations for me to become an artist and seeing how the series has developed over the years makes me incredibly happy.

I look forward to interacting with you! Have a good day!