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Never a Shortage Pt. 4- Miguel x F!Reader

Chapter Four: Who's Chasing Who?

So the vibes are vibing with this part of the story, and I'm super excited for this next Miguel variant! It is a guilty pleasure of mine, and ooo, I just wish there were more stories with this version. But fear not me, I am more than glad to contribute and share some more spicy versions of Miguel with us readers.

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CW: mdni, black fem reader in mind, light jealousy trope (not crazy/toxic), author knows some Spanish, flirting/teasing (chapter is sfw), blackcat!Miguel

Patrolling wasn’t necessarily one of your favorite parts of the job. Swinging from building to building was an easy way to stop petty crimes and ease your mind from the worries in both your personal and professional lives. However, with the news of a possible anomaly, you didn’t mind swinging through the city in search of anything that appeared to be out of the norm. There had been some shifts in the multiverse with some anomalies not glitching as much in universes that were similar to their own. Or even those that had the sense to know they were somewhere else and trying to blend in. It wasn’t a common occurrence, but you knew it was one of the many worries lurking in the back of Miguel’s mind.

You were prepared to encounter anything though, so you kept a clear head and listened in to what the police could be seeing.

Dusk turned into late night, and soon it was time to call it. You dropped into an alley a few blocks from your home to change into your work clothes. As you emerged and continued on feet, your neighbors were none the wiser to your transformation and superhero secret. It was one of those things that made being in the Spider Society nice since you had people to relate and share your life with. Few people knew the truth here, and even fewer could even fathom there being multiple universes and storylines. There were even times on missions when you saw your variant in the distance and wondered how they felt with their simple civilian lives.

You threw your keys on the counter before collapsing on the couch. Kicking off your flats, you scrolled on your phone and saw some related articles about the exhibit that disappeared. It seemed to be tech prototypes made with high-value metals--gold, silver, even meteorites. Not necessarily your wheelhouse of science, but you could appreciate the appearances. You were one of the more artsy Spiders after all.

Luck continued to be on your side it seemed as one of your friends sent you a video about some cocktail night the museum was hosting. You hummed to yourself as it seemed like a good opportunity to do a little recon and maybe talk to some of the employees who might know more about the missing items. You quickly texted in agreement before winding down for the night. You had a feeling things were going to get interesting again soon.

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Though your social battery might take a beating, you moved through the crowds and exhibits with your friends appreciating the displays of preserved plants and fossils from animals lost to time. You listened in on the museum's employees explain their specialties in different areas and nodded to yourself as things went on.

Your friends were getting another drink while you drifted around for something related to the stolen exhibit items. You tried to slip questions to a few people, but they were either uninterested or clueless. Some had the impression that it was some political statement while others didn't get why prototypes deserved this level of hype.

Your shoes clacked on the floor as you moved to an area where some taxidermy lions were held. You paused for a moment looking at the scene's setup. A male lion was set crouching down with tall grass nearly touching their shoulder. He seemed to be stalking the audience with a few other members of its pride behind looking ahead. It definitely got your attention.

"Shame such gorgeous animals ended up like this."

You chuckled at the stranger's comment and shrugged. "Well with the event tonight, I think dark and mysterious is the vibe they're going for. I'm sure the lighting is different during the day. "

There was a warm chuckle in response. "I mean taxidermy, hermosa. It's disrespectful."

"It's science-," the last word trailed from your lips as you turned to the person. "Miguel? What are you doing here?"

The man stood over you wearing a dark gray suit and black thin-framed glasses. He tilted his head to the side a bit with a confused look. "My apologies, have we met before?" The man smiled cockily. "Though I think I'd remember such a gorgeous face."

Your eyes shot out wide as you started to capture the little differences: thick streak of white hair on the side, slightly heavier accent, dark brown hair, bright color eyes. Okay, so there was definitely something weird going on. You chuckled dumbly--scrambling to find a way to play this off.

"Haha, oops! Sorry, I must have thought you were someone else." It was not the best response...

The man hummed as he took you in for a moment. "Well, I'd love for you to get to know me. I know some back hallways we can explore--nice and quiet." he winked.

You took a step back just as your watch started vibrating like crazy--no doubt either Miguel or Lyla trying to contact you. "Heh, uh later. Bye!" You scampered off as quickly as a normal person could (though you weren't) and turned into a small corridor to answer.

Just your luck that it was Miguel who popped up. He opened his mouth to speak before pausing--taking in your appearance. "You look- you're not patrolling I see."

You looked down at your work business-casual attire. You nodded. "Uh yeah, doing some investigating right now actually."

He raised a brow. "Everything okay?" While keeping universes intact was always a priority, Miguel knew that not every earth had multiple superheroes. There can be times when things were getting wild at home, and Spiders needed to handle things there. No point in keeping universes stable if villains were destroying lives at home.

"Peachy." You knew your reply was too quick, but you weren't trying to be on the call long. Either your friends or the anomaly-Miguel could be looking for you. You could tell Miguel knew something was off, but he didn't push.

"Well, be careful. There seems to be an anomaly in your area. We haven't pinned it down to your city--just the region of the country." You nodded and tried to act as if this was new information. "Once we locate it, I'll send a team to assist."

"Uh no need!" you cut him off. "I mean, I can always call if I need help. We both know I can usually handle it." you laughed coolly.

Miguel grunted but didn't argue. "I'll have Lyla keep an eye out. If it's too far, I'll gather a team. I don't want you having to go far." You wanted to point out that going to other dimensions could count as far, but he was agreeing which was good. For some odd reason, Miguel didn't always handle seeing his variants well, and you were going to try your best to send this one home asap. You smiled and nodded. "Well keep up the good work, hermosa." And he blipped away.

You blinked. That was odd. Miguel didn't usually slip a compliment so casually towards you. What the heck? But you didn't focus on it and went back to where the party was.

You caught back up to your friends and continued looking around while trying to keep an eye out for that other-Miguel in the process. Unfortunately, the rest of the evening was uneventful superhero-wise. There was little more than murmurs about the stolen items. You called it a night as things died down and walked a couple blocks to hail a cab.

Completely out of the blue, there was a flash in the sky before the heavens of the night opened up--rain pouring down.

You shrieked running under an awning before the weather could soak you. Cars drove past quickly, so you took a moment to calm yourself before trying again for a ride. It was certainly possible to swing your way home, but the area was fairly populated without a sure chance of not being spotted in an alley as you suited up.

You felt yourself relaxed as you looked around seeing how the city lights twinkled and refracted off the water. Your eyes drifted up near the top of a building when another strike of lightning bounced by. You gasped as you saw a large figure in the distance though they were gone as soon as you processed it all.

After a minute or two, the rain lightened slightly, so you took your chance to get a ride. One driver stopped and you were on your way home.

Though you knew there was nothing to worry about, there was a little inkling in the back of your head that kept you on your toes.

~~~

News about the museum robbery died down nearly as quickly as it appeared. You weren't going to shake it off as easily, but life continued between work, villains of the week, and Spider Society missions. You caught up with friends and fellow heroes when you could and enjoyed the fact that there wasn't anyone trying to destroy the world again.

As usual, you found yourself on patrol--running or swinging on top of buildings. The night air was crisp and refreshing. As wild as this life seemed at times, these quiet moments helped keep you grounded. You hopped onto another building when your ears picked up on the frail sound of an old woman.

You peered down to see a woman surrounded by cheap street bums in what appeared to be an attempted robbery. She backed slowly into the alley--further trapping herself. The men didn't appear strong at all. You rolled your eyes underneath your mask before charging up to jump down to save the day (or night?). Just as you got close enough to leap to the ground, another shadowy figure cut off the alley from the street.

He walked confidently as he seemed to swipe at one of the robbers before crouching and pouncing at the others. His motions were rather feline-like and quick. The men seemed to only be shaken up but quickly retreated away from the civilian and elderly woman.

They exchanged some words which the woman was rather grateful to her rescuer. You would be too, if not for the fact that the city did not have other enhanced humans so readily available--especially tall ones that glitched. He seemed to shrug it off before handing her the fallen purse.

The other-Miguel glitched a few feet into the alley once the woman had walked off. You decided it'd be a good chance to confront him and get him home.

The man was in a normal outfit, but the white streak and bright eyes confirmed that it was your anomaly. He huffed against the wall trying to calm himself. You knew glitching around could be a dizzying experience.

"Relax," you called out to him, "I can help you."

He exhaled another heavy breath before he truly took you in. Despite the obvious discomfort a moment ago, he flashed you a toothy grin. "Spider-Man! You're here to save me!" It was a dramatic tone to lighten the mood.

You stood a few feet away from him. "Don't worry, Miguel. I'll get you going soon." You fiddled with your gizmo, not really noticing the man moving from the wall and slowly walking around you.

"Oh excuse me, Spider-Woman, that's a pleasant surprise."

The other-Miguel went on. "So where are we going exactly? I'm not really dressed for a date." That made you pause for a moment. Despite your mask, it felt as if he was peering down into your eyes. You blinked before turning back to your watch.

You didn't look up--a bit annoyed that it was taking you longer to find what you needed. "Mmm."

"I'm taking you home. As you probably figured, this isn't your world you're in." You smiled finally getting the coordinates to open the portal.

"Who says I want to go back?" He chuckled as he held up a pearl bracelet in the night light. "I'm having a good time here."

You gasped when you noticed what he was holding. "Hey! Did that belong to that old lady?"

The man only shrugged. "Consider it a rescuing fee. It won't hurt her; she got to go home safely."

With a kiss of your teeth, you flicked your wrist and pinned the man's arm to the alley. "Hey!"

Finally, a bright, sparkling portal opened near the end of the alley. You sighed with some relief. "Alright, let's get go-,"

"HELP!!!! SOMEONE PLEASE!"

You both turned towards the direction of the scream. You instantly made eye contact with the other-Miguel who flashed you a knowing look and smile. "Go save the day, hermosa. I'll be good."

Bullshit. But it was one of the flaws of your universe. You were the only hero. And that call to action sounded too urgent to wait and hope that the police would rescue the victim. Your shoulders dropped as you quickly clicked away on your watch--closing the portal. It was futile to say, but you threw a "Don't move" towards the man as you webbed up to the roof and out to save the night.

...

A standard group of thugs picking on a random unlucky guy. Not necessarily world-saving, but no duty was too small for you. It didn't take you long at all, but obviously, it was long enough considering the slashes left through your web and the missing anomaly.

You huffed out loud. "God damn it!"

~~~

After tossing and turning most of the night, it seemed like luck was a little on your side finally as your boss passed you the company card and said to go on a coffee run.

You needed a break from sitting at a desk, so you jumped at the task. Once everyone's order was sent to your phone, you headed down the elevator and up a few blocks to the local coffee shop everyone loved.

The Sun was out for once, and you took in a deep breath before heading in. The smell of roasted coffee beans and sounds of steam sent a premature jolt through your blood--ready for the pick-me-up.

You stood near the wall as you waited for your order to be made. You scrolled through your phone to see any updates on the museum robberies. There was still nothing, but it did seem like there was some increase in break-ins Uptown. You hummed as you skimmed through articles. There did seem to be some slight signature with doodles of paw prints or spider webs left at a few crime scenes. One Spider-Woman 'loving' newspaper even speculated that the hero had gone rogue and teamed up with a crime syndicate. You rolled your eyes. You'd have to meet up with one of your informants to get some clues.

Suddenly, a zing went through your spine seconds before a warm chuckle soothed your ears.

"Mmm, seems like Lady Luck has blessed me to see you again, bebita."

Your cheeks warmed as you turned to face the man. You could say your luck was playing games. You would not be able to catch this Miguel as a civilian. "Oh I remember you." you smiled innocently, "We met at the museum."

Miguel's grin reminded you of a cat. "Ah I'm honored to be remembered." he reached for your hand and placed a chaste kiss on it. "Your beauty is outshining the Sun today if I do say."

You slowly pulled your hand out of his reach. "How sweet of you." Just then, your name was called, and you moved to grab your order. Miguel followed you a breaths away to get his own drink.

"May I help you with that?" and the way he said your name at the end made you wonder just how you could get a moment alone to capture this man...and maybe more.

The grip tightened on the drink tray, and you fluttered your lashes. "Oh it's fine. This is for me and my co-workers. My building is a few blocks away."

"Well that's fine. I wouldn't mind taking the opportunity to chat with you more." He was quick to slip the tray into his hands. "Lead the way."

You brushed your hand against him as you walked by. You could make this work. This Miguel has no idea who you are. He's just a handsome flirt with tempting words and eyes for you. That could work out to get him back home.

He might think that he's easily stalking prey, but you would have your own web to lure him in. "Right this way, love."

~~~

We're definitely going to pretend it didn't take me months to write this. I genuinely wish writing fic was as easy as it was when I was a teen. I could just pour words out in a few days or couple weeks, MAX! Ugh being an adult is so ghetto for real...

I do still have ideas for where this story is going, so the inspiration isn't lost thankfully. There will be some spicy stuff in the next chapter for sure!

Thanks for reading. See you all soon (ish)

tag list: @jinnieminniemoon @turtlegreentia

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no bc why did his tan disappear

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Killer!!!!

YEEHAW 🤠

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Please reblog this if fanfiction has been beneficial to your mental health.

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mix-and-match fanfic writer asks

pick a number...

Which of your fics is your favorite?

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Which of your fics did you spend the most amount of time writing?

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[Asker's choice: specify the fic you want to know more about.]

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...to create a combo question! (ex. 1c, 5a, 9g)

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Me with all the drafts I have rn...

i wish i could scoop out all the words and stories inside my head with a butter knife and spread it onto a document and that was it

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reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a little heart lollipop

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Ma'am....you are amazing, I am always desperate for Crocodile and you DELIVERED 😫😭😋

Same!!!! I need everyone giving me the Crocodile fics always! I'm so happy you enjoyed it 💚💚💚

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The art tht inspired the fic!

Save a horse, ride a cowboy

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Oh everyone! The artist is on here too! @netsu06 Check them out ~

First fic of the year! I'm updating my drafts I promise 🙏🏾 I'm starting a move so this month has been different than I expected 😅 But I saw a tiktok with my nice man, Crocodile, and I got inspired~ Should I be going through my things and packing? Yes, but it can wait lol

Inspired by this art here~

Cowboy!Crocodile who owns A LOT of land for his cattle and is an established man in the industry due to his business-savvy and understanding of the actual logistics of everything. He likes to make money, but quality is a crucial factor. Sustainability in the business ensures long-term success.

Cowboy!Crocodile who doesn't go out into the fields as much as when he was younger but doesn't look out of place when he leans against the wood fence in a purple vest over a long-sleeved white dress shirt and quality leather chaps. The cowboy hat protects him from the sun, but his rings glimmer in the light still.

Cowboy!Crocodile who chews on hay when he's outside because he heard that the cows don't like tobacco.

Cowboy!Crocodile who doesn't ride often but does prefer horseback to a truck when appropriate.

Cowboy!Crocodile notices you out of your usual office attire when you were out checking in with ranch managers and collecting data for your department. He stays quiet as he watches the way your eyes linger on the horses and cows.

Cowboy!Crocodile chuckles to himself after he approaches you which you makes you flustered since you normally don't see him much in the city and definitely not out of a suit. You didn't know he'd be here.

Cowboy!Crocodile who stays a little longer on this visit as he watches the way you interact with everyone working. You didn't seem to have much experience on a farm, but the respect seemed to go both ways which was a testament to your character.

Cowboy!Crocodile who offers to show you around the farm even though he's already behind on his schedule and isn't sure if you'd be interested.

Cowboy!Crocodile who is amused when you point out that his schedule is probably packed but doesn't deny your request to meet another time.

Cowboy!Crocodile meets with you soon after and gets used to your silly comments and unique personality.

Cowboy!Crocodile easily offers his hand for dance when a well-known song comes on. He laughs as you down your drink before taking his lead to the floor.

Cowboy!Crocodile who can actually dance well and enjoys seeing you relax more.

Cowboy!Crocodile who casually places his hat on your head when you're both back off the floor and relaxing.

Cowboy!Crocodile likes you wearing his hat...

~~~

Save a horse, ride a WHAT? Exactly lol

Send me strength and good vibes to continue my stories. I'm still interested in them. I just miss the days when I could write for hours and the ideas flowed. Adulting gets in the way now

As always though, thank you for reading and don't be afraid to slid me an idea~

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Hello~ I absolutely loved your Cowboy Crocodile headcannon! I desperately need more if you would be willing 🖤😭

Yes!!! Anything for a fellow Crocodile lover! I really do enjoy writing for my nice man. I need to see more of him in the manga/anime~

Thinking more about Cowboy!Crocodile....

Cowboy!Crocodile who didn't think he'd stick to life on the ranch at all. He'd get dropped off at his grandfather's as a youngster and hated it!

Cowboy!Crocodile who was shocked when the horses paid him no mind as a kid and wanted to make those large creatures submit!

Cowboy!Crocodile learned patience from working with the animals over the years. It took different strategies and communication styles. People still irked him though.

Cowboy!Crocodile was never bothered by you though. Oh never you. He just wanted to lurk by whenever someone was too close and it didn't seem related to business.

Cowboy!Crocodile noticed when you'd pop by his office though it was floors above yours. You're always welcomed, but you didn't want anyone getting the wrong idea. (The secretary knew)

Cowboy!Crocodile was mostly attentive when you'd present him with new information about different ranches and studies on cattle raising. His mind did wander to you wearing his hat, and he plotted with the other percentage of his mind.

Cowboy!Crocodile who's shocked when you invite him to a lounge after work. It was not his usual scene or music, but he'd try his best for you.

Cowboy!Crocodile kept an eye out for creeps under the brim of his hat after you insisted on getting the next round of drinks. He didn't mind. He'd slip it into your next paycheck any way.

Cowboy!Crocodile who nearly blushed when you pulled him onto the dance floor and he didn't know what to do because again, not his crowd.

Cowboy!Crocodile who easily maneuvered you closer when someone was getting a bit too close for his comfort even though you weren't against dancing with others.

Cowboy!Crocodile who huffed his cigar smoke when you both were back in your seats. He shot daggers at those who looked in your direction while you were ever clueless.

Cowboy!Crocodile nearly choked on that cigar when you suddenly popped up with the bright idea of riding the mechanical bull. He wanted to stop you, but you dashed away. He might have miscounted the amount of drinks you both had.

Cowboy!Crocodile whose face got hot as he watched you lift yourself up and down trying to keep balance on the bull. His eyes definitely did not peek at your jeans or the bit of skin that teased him.

Cowboy!Crocodile was the first one to help you up after you fell off. You were all giggles though.

Cowboy!Crocodile got you home later that night as you laughed a little tispy recounting the moments he was by your side for.

Cowboy!Crocodile tried to play the gentleman act at your door, but you were quicker.

Cowboy!Crocodile's brain paused when you gripped his bolo tie and pecked him on the cheek.

Cowboy!Crocodile thought about that moment as he stared at his boots once home. He'd give you a proper kiss next time.

~~~

Aaah thank you for requesting! I hope this wasn't rushed. I don't normally get requests, so I didn't want you waiting. Crocodile come spoil me please~~~

I want to find all the Cowboy!Crocodile art I can. I'm obsessed!

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Nothing to do with rewrites just some Gajeel’s I pumped oit recently

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First fic of the year! I'm updating my drafts I promise 🙏🏾 I'm starting a move so this month has been different than I expected 😅 But I saw a tiktok with my nice man, Crocodile, and I got inspired~ Should I be going through my things and packing? Yes, but it can wait lol

Inspired by this art here~

Cowboy!Crocodile who owns A LOT of land for his cattle and is an established man in the industry due to his business-savvy and understanding of the actual logistics of everything. He likes to make money, but quality is a crucial factor. Sustainability in the business ensures long-term success.

Cowboy!Crocodile who doesn't go out into the fields as much as when he was younger but doesn't look out of place when he leans against the wood fence in a purple vest over a long-sleeved white dress shirt and quality leather chaps. The cowboy hat protects him from the sun, but his rings glimmer in the light still.

Cowboy!Crocodile who chews on hay when he's outside because he heard that the cows don't like tobacco.

Cowboy!Crocodile who doesn't ride often but does prefer horseback to a truck when appropriate.

Cowboy!Crocodile notices you out of your usual office attire when you were out checking in with ranch managers and collecting data for your department. He stays quiet as he watches the way your eyes linger on the horses and cows.

Cowboy!Crocodile chuckles to himself after he approaches you which you makes you flustered since you normally don't see him much in the city and definitely not out of a suit. You didn't know he'd be here.

Cowboy!Crocodile who stays a little longer on this visit as he watches the way you interact with everyone working. You didn't seem to have much experience on a farm, but the respect seemed to go both ways which was a testament to your character.

Cowboy!Crocodile who offers to show you around the farm even though he's already behind on his schedule and isn't sure if you'd be interested.

Cowboy!Crocodile who is amused when you point out that his schedule is probably packed but doesn't deny your request to meet another time.

Cowboy!Crocodile meets with you soon after and gets used to your silly comments and unique personality.

Cowboy!Crocodile easily offers his hand for dance when a well-known song comes on. He laughs as you down your drink before taking his lead to the floor.

Cowboy!Crocodile who can actually dance well and enjoys seeing you relax more.

Cowboy!Crocodile who casually places his hat on your head when you're both back off the floor and relaxing.

Cowboy!Crocodile likes you wearing his hat...

~~~

Save a horse, ride a WHAT? Exactly lol

Send me strength and good vibes to continue my stories. I'm still interested in them. I just miss the days when I could write for hours and the ideas flowed. Adulting gets in the way now

As always though, thank you for reading and don't be afraid to slid me an idea~

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Daaaaammmmnnn 😮‍💨😍🥵🥵🤤🤤

♡ CWS. MDNI 4k wrds! kinda crazy black! reader, boxer!zoro unprotected, AGAINST THE WINDOW, old friends t lovers, fingering, (almost) oral {z}, fingering, squirting, she throws it back on him :p, zo is very nasty in the mouth, {petnames: baby, mama, ma || reader calls him ♡ zo ♡ || he calls himself daddy like once}, srry if i said "y'all" too much im from the country ♡

♡ sum. your old moss-headed friend from high school has become your most recent obsession, & luckily you received an invite to one of his upcoming matches...

kesa's note did i eat the banner or what ?!?! i think im starting to get the hang of this again yall hold on! this was really smthn fun, smthn easy, smthn for the dolls♡ pt.2? asks & reblogs always welcome!

“where is heeeee~” you huffed, searching for that moss-headed idiot you hadn’t seen for years.

of course, aside from when you would see him on tv. your old friend from high school: roronoa zoro. he still had the same mossy green buzz cut as always, but now he looked like he was carved from the gods themselves, which was only decorated by his tattoos and the scars on his chest and eye. seeing him like that pulled at your chest, tightening it.

you didn’t just want his attention anymore; you needed it. all. of. it.

you would always find yourself in front of your tv on a thursday night, anticipating the handsome man to appear on screen. he’d finally gone pro in boxing, like he used to talk about. you were obsessed, whether you’d like to admit it or not, and that fire was only ignited by your phone buzzing, pulling you out of one of your silent “just scrolling on instagram and so happened to see him on your feed” escapades.

it was robin, one of the girls from your old high school friend group. she wanted to surprise zoro at his last match of the season, knowing he was going to host an afterparty in one of the most notorious clubs in the city. 

after some contemplation and some reassurance from the others (luffy, usopp, nami, robin, jinbe, franky, vivi, sanji, & broooks) you finally set it upon yourself to go. 

as the days grew closer, you got more nervous but oddly excited. you’d finally get to see your latest obsession in the flesh, and you had the craziest dreams just thinking about it. 

you definitely made sure you’d be dolled up: lashes done, your nails done in cute french tips and your toes matched, everything waxed, your silk press on LOCK. not that you didn’t care about your maintenance, but it was reaaaaal important now. 

it was finally match day, and you could hardly wait for it to start. you put on your athlete’s gf best: a skintight black dress that barely covered the very tops of your thighs, poppin out your so-kate's you never took out the box just for today. 

you even brought out your little nameplate chain and watch to match, grabbing your black puffer jacket and your small purse on your way out the door to robin’s deep blue car that the girls waited for you in. 

“cmon pretty girl! they're gonna take our seats!” you heard nami giggle out of the passenger seat, vivi opening the backseat door with a big smile. 

you absolutely adored going anywhere with your girls. there was no doubt that every single time there would be some sort of pregame, and tonight was no different. you, nami, and vivi passed around shots (which looked more like the 3 of you taking big sips of don julio before robin took it away), and a blunt you ended up rolling. 

the stadium finally came into view, the four of you scrambling to make sure your makeup, hair, and perfume were just as good as they were when yall left. 

y’all’s beauty sesh was cut abruptly when a black car blasting music zipped past, luffy’s stupid head sticking out the window, giving yall a dumb smile. you could only imagine how fucked up the guys were. 

after what felt like forever finding a parking spot, the four of you hopped out, the cool air making you shiver as you put on your jacket. you guys walked up to the entrance, doing the usual event procedures. 

the guys weren’t far behind yall, finally walking inside and making your way to your seats, which were closer to the ring than you had thought. you grew impatient, the realization of where you were finally starting to set in. 

luckily for you, it didn’t take much longer; the lights besides the ones above the ring dimmed slightly, your heart pounding in your ears once you heard the announcer come on the speakers. 

you sort of tuned out the first introduction since it wasn’t about the man you came here to see in the first place, but it was for a man you’ve heard before: his name was arlong. everything else about him was drowned out by cheers and boos, fading out once music began to play. 

9 by drake began to play, and you knew what time it was having watched his matches so many times before; zoro was finally here. 

“33 fights, 33 victories, 24 wins by KO, 27 consecutive KOs..” you mumbled with the announcer under your breath, “this champion from los angeles california is your reigning, defending, undefeated, universally recognized middleweight champion, roronoa zoro,” the crowd begins to yell, your friends in shock at how famous their old friend had gotten, “AKA TRIPLEEEEEE FIST!”

just over your left shoulder, you could see a green buzzcut surrounded by men in black come from an entrance, and god was he a sight to see. his broad shoulders complimenting his soft muscles, your favorite tattoo of his crawling up his side from his v-line, along with that deep scar on his chest . . . he looked so fucking good. he had that nonchalant smile on his face, taking pictures and signing posters that kids lined up against the railing flung out towards him. 

you gawking was cut short by luffy and usopp yelling zoro’s name like idiots, which made nami’s hand that you had held for support squeeze. 

“ZORO!! OVER HERE!!” they both yelled, hopping up and down like high school girls. robin facepalmed while nami yelled a motherly “shut the fuck up!” in which the boys sat down, but it didn’t matter since zoro looked over once he was in front of your row, his face going from shock to happiness. 

“oh shit- girl, do you see him???!?!?!” nami leaned over to you, making sure her voice was low. 

“yes, he’s hard to miss, oh my god. .” you couldn’t hide the fascination in your voice, trying to put on your best game face. before you'd only seen him on tv, but in person he looked even better.

“when did he get so hot???” she said, slightly putting her hand over her mouth. you almost responded, giving nami a slight side eye since she was talking about your man like that, but you knew she didn’t know how enamored he had you. 

you didn’t need to respond though, because you watched as his eyes trailed from your heels . . . up your cocoa-buttered legs, eyes dancing as they traveled up to your thighs, which made you cross your legs, and then suddenly the two of you made eye contact. 

his eyelids lowered as he looked from your eyes to your lips, then back to your eyes again, that nonchalant smile turning into an even sexier one. he turned since his security kept pushing him toward the ring, but your eyes never left his body, both nami and robin gripping either of your arms at this point, freaking out that he just looked at you the way he did. 

“did he just-???” you stuttered, your face in awe. 

“ithinkthefuckso!” nami blurted out, shaking your arm. 

“oh he wants you, and bad. he just eye-fucked you in front of my corn dog, bitch.” robin said half seriously, which warranted a cackle from both you and nami. 

the fight didn’t last long, though close, resulting in another win under zoro’s belt. sweat coated his body in a heavenly sheen. he was escorted out of the ring and down into the aisle again, you and your friends in a group on the sides. you were talking to vivi when, out the corner of your eye, you saw the guys dapping up zoro, security slightly on edge, seeing how they practically slapped each other around. you kept your cool, trying not to freak out seeing him make his way to y’all. 

“hey,” zoro’s voice cut through the conversation, his eyes scanning over the four of you, “just invited luffy n' them to my afterparty; y’all coming?” 

you all nodded, smiles big across your faces. zoro looked you up and down, licking his bottom lip. “can’t wait to see you there, mama.” 

your heart felt like it was at the top of your head at this point, having to blink yourself out of your shock. the combination of the way he looked at you and the way his sweat pooled on the waistband of his shorts you needed that BAD. 

“yeah.” was all you could get out, your cheeks burning from how big your smile was. 

zoro hummed, letting his security push him away with a smirk on his face. you couldn’t help yourself anymore and quickly spun yourself around, fangirling. 

at the club…

you were getting antsy, this time a little bit of anger boiling in the pit of your stomach at the fact he had you waiting like you were some kind of whore. which undeniably it was the truth, but you were only a whore for him. the amount of late nights you had just thinking about him alone was a testament to that. 

eventually though, your mind was taken off of him by robin pulling you along with her to dance. you and the girls most definitely were turnt up, the loud music and dancing making your pregame earlier worth it. 

all while you were shaking ass and body rolling your tipsy ass away, zoro made his entrance. the bottle girls followed behind him as him and his entourage + bodyguards made their way over to the V.I.P section you all were in. zoro wore a dark t-shirt that hugged his chest and he wore baggy jeans. to top it all off, you couldn’t help but notice he was decorated in gold jewelry like a present waiting to be unwrapped. his chains, the 3 stacked lobe piercings, the small nose ring you didn’t know he had until now, the watch that decorated the tatted arm that held the drink in his hand..

of course, there were girls trying to get his attention and get handsy. one girl in particular followed him to the couch, putting her hands on his leg like she was the shit. zoro already had a drink in his hand, bringing it to his lips that were curled into a smirk, showing off his blinged out teeth…………oh fuck that. 

you found yourself strutting over, not paying attention to a concerned nami and vivi behind you. zoro’s eyes fixed on you, forgetting for a moment just how good you looked which was part of the whole reason why he invited you here to begin with. 

the girl noticed zoro wasn’t paying much attention to her anymore and when she turned her head to see you sauntering over, her face contorted with jealousy. 

“hey m-“ zoro stood to meet you, but you stopped him from coming closer with your index finger once he was right in front of you. 

“mm mm, you come in here like hot shit ‘n forget you ‘can’t wait’ to see me?” you said to him, trying to ignore the smirk he still had on his face as he looked at you through his eyelashes. 

“mama, you know it ain’t like that.” he tried to step closer but you still held your ground, slightly distracted at how sexy he looked with the lights on him like this, “i’m an athlete you know how some people get.”

you raised an eyebrow, slightly because he was calling you out yourself and he didn’t even know it. “and i’m supposed to to believe you because?”

“cause i ain’t like that, y/n, you know me better than that,” zoro chuckled and brought his drink to his lips, his other hand reaching for your waist and pulling you close, his hand finding solace on your ass which it almost completely covered, the seductive tone in his voice making you feel weak in the knees, “let me make it up to you, i’ll do anything you want n’ take you back to my place.”

you hadn’t heard your name from his mouth in a long time, let alone did you think he’d remember it after all these years. but up this close you were able to see the bling you saw on his teeth were actually gold grillz that spelled out his name: zoro at the top & roronoa on the bottom. you hummed in thought, bringing your hand up to his chin just behind his goatee, “then give me all of your attention tonight.”

“i can do that, no problem.” he leaned his face closer to yours, but you denied him the satisfaction of a kiss, playfully pushing yourself off him. 

“great, but first since you offeredd~..” you motioned over your shoulder to your friends dancing like their lives depended on it, luffy somehow having a girl who looked far out of his league all over him, “make sure our friends have plenty of drinks and food, yeah?” 

your night was everything you could’ve dreamed of. saying zoro was attached to you like velcro would be an understatement. wherever you went he was close behind you, grabbing your hips to push your ass back into him anytime you danced or just stood around. he wasn’t playing about you, and he wanted everyone to know that.

especially when he gripped you by the back of your neck, turning your head to meet your lips with his that were sweet with liquor. his lids were low as he leaned down in your ear, the husk in his voice making your breath hitch, “you ready t’come home with me?”

you nodded again with heart eyes while you stared at his lips, feeling his hands start to travel across your body. it was time to go, and immediately at that. you figured you’d just text your girls in the morning, knowing they’d understand especially since they saw how he looked at you earlier. security escorted the both of you outside and to zoro’s black ferrari, the two of you being met with paparazzi along the way.  zoro opened the passenger door for you, going over to the drivers side and getting in before he sped off, his hand rubbing dangerously close figure 8’s into the fat of your inner thigh.

you leaned over the center console, planting kisses along zoro’s jaw and neck, a small mewl escaping from your lips that was drowned out by the music that was blasting. zoro’s pinky grazed your essence soaked panties, clenching his jaw once he felt how wet you already were.

the two of you made it downtown and to his apartment building, hardly able to keep your hands off of one another. the hallways and elevator had you pushed up on them once or twice, you and zoro’s lips crashing into each other with greed. finally making it to the penthouse floor, you were in awe when you turned around and saw the dark modern aesthetic of the home before you. 

to your right was a staircase illuminated by lights underneath. you were elated to finally be in this man’s home after only seeing glimpses of it off his socials, it being even better in person. you began to walk up the stairs, not knowing where they led, but you still continued nonetheless.

“you already tryin’ to go up to my room?” zoro teased with a raised eyebrow, following upstairs behind you. 

you rolled your eyes, “you act like you haven’t been trying to have me here anyway.”

once you made it to the top, your eyes widened, seeing the vertical windows that took up almost an entire wall. the view through them was beautiful, especially with the downtown lights illuminating the sky. you walked closer to the window, trying not to press up against it since it looked very clean. 

“got the best view, don’t i?” zoro came up behind you, hands rubbing up and down your sides, smiling at you.

“you do,  your room is nice as fuck.”

“mmmhmm.” you could tell he wasn’t paying much attention, his nose buried in the crook of your neck to take in your scent.

you tilted your head, granting him more access. he mumbled something akin to “thank you baby” against your neck which sent shivers down your spine. he left you sloppy, intense kisses down your neck and shoulder, his hands pushing your dress up the fat of your hips. 

he lifted his lips off your neck just for a moment, the loss of his touch warranting a whine to escape from your lips. “yeah?” he teased, pushing your dress down your chest to your waist. he pulled your hips back against himself, his dick pressing up against your lower back, straining against his baggy pants, “you’re so needy, baby.”

“shut up-“ you leaned your head back against his shoulder and grabbed one of his hands from off your hip and brought them up to your breasts. since you wore no bra there was nothing to brace yourself for his big, muscular hands fondling them. when he decided to pay attention to your nipples, which he made sure not to do so often because the whines you made to beg him made him even harder, he tugged and rolled them so slow your legs began to tremble off that alone. 

“zo-” you whined, your insides throbbing, aching for something,  “i want you.”

those simple 3 words were like an ‘on’ button for zoro. a grunt escaped his lips before they met yours, his tongue intertwining with your own. his right hand slid down your waist and into your panties, rubbing his fingers in between your folds, coating them in your essence. feeling his touch made you see stars. it was so little, but all the times you touched yourself imagining it was him. and this? this was better than your cunt could’ve ever imagined. 

zoro’s own heart began to thump out of his chest seeing you almost come completely undone once he had his middle finger inside you. just off your moans and the lewd squelching your pussy already started to make, he could tell you wanted this and it made him want you even more. with his left arm draped across your chest, he made sure to hold you up once he put his ring finger, groaning when he felt how you sucked him right up.

“you needed this s’fucking bad, didn’t you?” he said against your lips, chuckling when all you could do was babble ‘pleasepleaseplease’ once he curled his fingers. his rough palm bobbling against your clit making your ears get all hot and fuzzy. “gonna cum for me in front of my window like this, hm? you’re s’fucking nasty, baby.”

“zo~!” you hiccuped, the nastiness of his words sparking a fire in between your legs. you reached your hand up, resting it on the back of zoro’s head, holding on to what little hair his buzzcut left him while your glossy (or at least what was left) lips parted to make way for the moans that bubbled from deep within your tummy. “ngh! fuck fuck fuck zo- i’m gonna- !!” his hand never let up, even as your pussy squeezed around his fingers. even as his fingers became coated in your essence, moving to rub deep circles on your aching bundle of nerves, squirt trickling down your thighs and his hand. 

“fuuuck- you’re such a good girl for me..” he shuddered while he released his tight hold of you with his left arm, finally freeing himself from his pants. he brought his other hand up to you lips and you took them in your mouth to suck and swirl your tongue around them. 

zoro slipped his cock between your folds, just rocking his hips to coat it with your essence. when you felt him your eyes got big. not because it was the biggest (it was maybe a good 7 and some change), but it was thick. like stretch you OUT thick even though this wasn’t your first rodeo either. 

he gave you that sly smile at your reaction, taking his hands from your mouth and kissing you deep, taking a moment to taste you on your tongue which made his dick jump against your pussy. “jus’ relax mama. y’know ‘m gonna take care of you,” he grunted a little, pushing just his tip inside you, your brows furrowing as your breath hitched, “even after this m’gonna.” 

“y-yeah?” you stammered feeling him pull you back onto his cock, bracing yourself while you pushed your hand back to his stomach to try and lessen how deep he was. “z- ah! w-wait s’ too-”

“ah ah ah don’t run from me. stay right there f’me.” he still slowly pushed against your hand until his hips met your ass with a little “plap!” zoro began to give you slow shallow thrusts, still giving you time to adjust to his width. he could tell by the way your shoulders relaxed that you were finally ready, and his thrusts quickened as such.

zoro’s mouth fell open, his own moans sounding like a response to yours. he pushed his shirt up his waist but got irritated once it fell again. he opted for the sexier route though, lifting the end of his shirt up to his teeth and holding it there, still talking to you like some slut while his hand found solace around your neck, his dick pushing deeper and deeper, even until his tip began to leave kisses on his cervix. “god, you feel so good baby y’dont even fuckin’ know..” you a cockdrunk, teary mess against his windows could barely even respond to his filthy words. the way his balls slapped your clit, how blissed he looked there behind you with his shirt between his teeth, how focused he looked once he tilted his hips and heard the pornagraphic moan that left your mouth.”i know you feel m’fuckin’ dick, baby, tell me it feels good i wanna hear you say it.”

 the slew of words made you squeeze around him, rocking your hips against him, wanting more “s’goods’goods’goods’goodpleasezo” you whined feeling his cock twitch against your walls. it was getting harder and harder for him to keep it easy on you especially with the way you left a ring of your essence on the base of his dick. 

“yeah??” he cooed at you, zoro leaning down and putting his weight on you. this new angle made your eyes shoot to the back of your head and your legs almost gave out beneath you.“if it feels so good then cum all over daddy’s dick, ma,” not only did zoro keep going, but his thrusts were a lot more aggressive now. he kept one hand on your hip and one on your neck, his lips painfully close to your ear, “fuckin’ do it.”

the authority in his voice and that dumb nickname absolutely sent you over the edge. “m’gonna hic cum s’hard- s’good zo~” you babbled, your body reaching its high. as your mouth fell open you let out a long string of moans, desperation filling your voice and body while you threw your ass back onto zoro, your puffy lips curling into a greedy smile. “give it t’me.”

“oh shi- fuckkkk- you brat.” he groaned, his shirt slipping from his lips while he threw his head back. zoro’s hips began to stagger all while you were being pumped full of his cum. you ground your hips down on him real good one last time, pouting when he jerked away and pull out of you completely, resting his head against your shoulder with a pant. “fuck you’re good.” 

“mmph- thank you..” you shivered, feeling his hands drag up and down your sides and belly.

“i want you t’come with me to japan. i got a house out there i go to during off season, n’ i don’t wanna be alone. i missed you.” zoro said quite sweetly, kissing your shoulder.

you hummed, leaning away from zoro and getting down onto the floor, down on your knees, looking at him through half lidded eyes, “or do you jus’ wanna fuck.”

“both.”

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We are unsually broke right now too becuase my paycheck from last week was delayed and this weeks check is going to be next to nothing because I have been too sick to work much in addition to being the caretaker for two people.

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