#welcome to my TEDTalk: the big buff shy one bottoms

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Can’t believe we got an entire episode of Beau simping for her girl

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By popular request (i.e., one anon...)

Yasha should be saying this while going down a waterslide naked, but I ain’t getting banned for the sake of a joke

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dome shrunk, gotta snuggle

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it’s finally me and you and you and me // just us and your friend VETH

In honour of our favourite date-crasher.

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he was so beautiful

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y’all asked for it

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SOLIDARITY AT BOTH ENDS OF THE INITIATIVE ROUND

(please don’t use this as an excuse for ship discourse; I’m just having fun and this dialogue was inspiring)

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You ever see a scene that makes you laugh so hard you have to replay it 900 times?? Anyway I would watch an entire series of Veth, Yasha and Caleb’s spelunking adventures

[ID: Yasha, a pale-skinned woman wearing a black coat over a black strappy dress, sits in a dark rocky area, cradling a giant orange fluffy spider on her lap. The spider looks like an overgrown jumping spider. It has eight eyes with anime shine, with big tear-blobs coming out the largest pair. It appears to be shaking as Yasha scritches its belly and whispers ‘I’m gonna eat you! I’m gonna eat you!’]

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can’t believe the Spice Girls toured Exandria

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my massive brain: what if we drew that army pull-ups gif but with buff battle girlfriends

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when your gf almost dies and then jumps into the astral sea with 16 HP left and you have a new eye on your neck and there’s a giant city talking in your head and your weasel is a god and your wizard is a sheep - 

in homage to Ashley & Marisha’s matching fans and pencil-buns!

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I love each and every one of these idiots

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Was rewatching the Aeor arc a li’l while back and inspiration struck...

Fjord is holding fruit salad, Caleb has scrambled eggs  😏

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area man visits fish market with 2 useless lesbians; ages 500 years

PART 2

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Veth to Beau: You need to be gentle with Yasha! You should go slowly, at her pace. Don’t rush into things.

Yasha to Beau, approx. 1 hour later: hi I’ve been in love with you for like a month and I know this is our first date but please fuck me under your mirror -

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Me, drawing more Nonsense for THIS FIC (E-rated)? More likely than you think.

Anyway, have that forehead-bonk from Chapter 4 that lives in my head rent-free - aka, how to deal with the aftermath of your girlfriend’s Villain Arc. It’s mostly an excuse for me to draw Beau with her hair down again 😍

quick doodle alert; please excuse dodgier-than-usual anatomy