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horror being very specific with table manners and he berates people (dust and killer) for eating like fucking pigs
i think it'd be morbidly funny that because there was no food in horrortale but the cutlery and stuff was all there that maybe he would pretend to eat with no food on the plate. it was in a satirical way that he would joke maybe around horror paps or alone where he would pretend to eat and have really good table manners but then the satire joke became REAL and now horror is incredibly specific about how to eat food
you MUST hold the fork in the left and knife in right says horror. no killer you can't duel wield the fucking knives this is a table not a slaughterhouse. dust pick up your elbows off the table. actually how about you get your entire upper body off the table tf why are you SLEEPING ON THE FOOD??? killer's sitting fetal position in the chair because of course he wouldn't sit normally like the idiot he is. dust is forced to put his hood down and reveal his face no more mysterious shadow style because it puts horror at ease. they cannot have a single peaceful meal because once they get past the table manners phase it then becomes a completion to see who can eat the least (because they suck at everything including eating)
#hey guys. every time i don't post it feels like i'm abandoning my own children#NOOO im sorry i'll come back home... i wont abandon you chat PLEASE DONT MAKE ME PAY MORE CHILD SUPPORT#i've been a busy little bee i snicker out. and by busy i mean playing. and by playing i mean hi3#i'm sorry my brain literally cannot handle having more than one interest. once i get into something else the other thing becomes ignored#IT MAKE ME SO UPSET BECAUSE WHY CAN'T I DO BOTH OF THESE THINGS I LIKE EQUALLY ☹️☹️☹️☹️ is this a me problem#anyways none of these tags were related to the post. i usually do little extra tidbits adding onto the post when i tag huh#i just recently learned (2 years ago) that youre supposed to put the fork and knife in that order. i still mess it up#i've been drawing on this notebook from the same brand from what i drew on in 2019 AND GODDAMN 🤤🤤🤤#this notebook is SO FUCKING SMOOTH I LOVE IT 🤤🤤 drawing on this paper is like drawing on fucking BUTTER it's delectable#a shame nobody likes traditional art i cry out (i'm not particularly skilled in either traditional or digital)#you could call me a jack of no trades master of none#got this idea bcs i was listening to binomi (HARDCORE MARETU FAN SINCE I GOT A PHONE. WHAT YALL KNOW ABOUT MARETU‼️‼️‼️)#and i was like omg food theme.... horror. so i drew it in earlier mentioned notebook#and i was like hmm what positions should i put the fork and knife. and then i got this idea#i KNOW cannibalism songs aren't exactly horror themed. but let me be delusional i wanna give my boy a cool theme and cannibalism is soo coo#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#tricule hc#bad sanses#bad sans gang#nightmare's gang#this is funny but in a sad way because i added context to it. as is with all my mtt content#it's comedic because i think they're all stupid fucking idiots but i also make them do this dumb shit bc theyre traumatized
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Hayley’s speech before performing Misery Business
When We Were Young Festival | x
#hayley williams#paramore#misery business#my edit#paramoreedit#musicedit#userparamore#usercaro#userallisyn#tuserrobin#I love her Your Honor. ❤️#Also shoutout to Allie and Iselin for both sending me links on how to get rid of the stupid TikTok logo bouncing around the video. <3#You guys were a big help. Thank you.
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[I choose to believe the Ice went back with Mav and they taught at Top Gun together after the Layton mission]
Maverick: Hello, welcome to your first lesson at Top Gun.
Maverick: Today we will be talking about... uh...
Iceman, whispering: Building loyalty.
Maverick: Killing royalty.
#poor mav#there's a reason he didn't last long as an instructor back then#it's because the class failed after not paying any attention to their lessons#they were too busy being entertained by icemav bickering#iceman's eyerolls became legendary#the class were too busy watching mav say dumb shit to antagonise ice to take notes#watch as iceman runs through the five stages of grief after mav says something stupid-#and ice realises with horror that he still wants him#mav is both oblivious as fuck and desperate for ice to notice him#they're both hopelessly pining for one another#while slider throws peanuts at them and heckles from the sidelines#incorrect quotes#top gun#icemav#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky
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no one asked but idc i think tma Gerry and Needles should kiss
#needles tmagp#tma gerry keay#tmagp fanart#tma fanart#needles tmp#this all started bc I thot Michael and Needles should kiss bc they’re both cunty and pointy#and then me n me bf were like what if Needles and Gerry kissed but also Gerry isn’t afraid of Needles ofc#bc he have a million tattoos and piercings#I think Gerry makes Needles poke holes in him for free new piercings#i want to draw him being bfs w tma gerry and michael#I think its what he deserves#he’s a bottom he needs to be bullied#I do like the idea of Needles dating Gerry first and Gerry holds off on introducing him to Michael bc he Know Michael is gonna act up™️#esp since it’s rly easy to wind Needles up#god Michael would be such a little shit#but then they would both annoy Gerry#my bf says it’s getting your eldritch horror bf another eldritch horror bf to keep them busy while ur away#like when you get a dog for your dog#anyways once again. I love all y’all’s needles designs 😤💖#I love this stupid pointy little twink sm#also don’t ask me how Gerry isn’t getting stabbed let’s just suspend our belief#smth smth Gerry and Needles both read Hellraiser when they were teens and it sure had an effect on them#I just think mister Gerry Keay is not only a monsterfucker but a monster tamer#i want to draw ink5oul next 😤#i also think they and Needles should kiss#I have a lot of thots abt them djfjjfjf#my art#gerry/needles#gerry x needles#yall should help me name this ship i used all my creative brain juice on drawing them
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ohhhh my god. okay. so. my aunt does like, she buys random junk in bulk from retail wholesalers and then resells it on like, facebook marketplace and ebay and stuff. whatever. so my mom works for her. makes a flat $50 a day, regardless of the fact that shes disabled and doing hard labor for at least 8 hours a day, often 10+. and min wage here is $10 an hour but mom argued that $50 a day is still more than what she would make working the same hours at an actual job because of taxes...like girl that would be 50% taxes. you do not pay that fucking much. so thats already Bad.
but today mom shows me a video of a knife theyre gonna sell, and i watch 2 seconds and i realize its an automatic knife, and i tell her hey. thats illegal to possess in this state. let alone sell! and mom is like ohhh [aunt] knows what shes doing itll be fine.... we sell knives on there all the time she just doesnt put pictures and calls them something else on the listing to get around fb/ebays policies :)
LIKE. HELLO. THATS NOT BETTER. YOURE COMMITTING MULTIPLE CRIMES. *AS YOUR JOB.* and she was just like "its not a big deal she knows what shes doing." folks, this is the same aunt that, very illegally, paid me to sort through her clients confidential tax documents and bank records and stuff. because she works for a bank. and took the records home to sort them. i dont think she DOES know what shes doing, actually!
#why do both of my parents need to be so impressively incompetent. i like. cannot find the words for how . i feel about this#like. idc about crimes. go forth. be free. but maybe. just maybe. you should not make your job#“hi today i will post about how i am selling illegally possessed objects on a widely used public forum”#dont do crimes STUPID. yanno.#in other parent news. its now like. month 6 or so of dad refusing to get his insurance reinstated.#hes been on the same step (taking his paystubs to the dhhr office) for like 3 months?#anyway apparently he found out today/last night that when he was a kid he was diagnosed with gastroparesis !#which is like ! cool! you have a diagnosis AND ive been living with that for 16 years and can help you 🥰#but we were sitting there with mom (this was right before the knife thing) and she was like “well you gotta get your insurance now so you#can get on the right meds“ and dad was like yeah ill go....#and mom was saying well go in the morning when they open etc etc and he was like i will#and i pointed out that just two weeks ago i told him that too. and he didnt want to. bc hed lose money due to not being able to work#and mom was like well he doesnt work at 8am. and i was like yeah i know but i told him to go at 8am two weeks ago and that was his response#and then he proceeded to claim that this whole time he didnt know they opened at 8am.#folks. he doesnt start working until like...usually 10 or so. WHAT GOVERNMENT OFFICE DOESNT OPEN UNTIL 10.#PLUS. WE LIVE IN A RURAL HOUR. *BUSY* TAKES LIKE AN HOUR. MOST OF THE TIME YOURE IN AND OUT WITHIN 20 MINITES.#ive been fucking considering PAYING HIM to go get it.#and then he claims he didnt know it opened at 8am. when i have told him that. MULTIPLE TIMES.#WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE LIKE THISSSS THEYRE THE MOST IMMATURE ADULTS IVE EVER MET AND THATS IMPRESSIVE!!!#IVE KNOWN PEOPLE WHO PAY THEIR RENT IN COKE OR WHO ARE ESSENTIALLY PROFESSIONAL PARTIERS. AND *THEYRE* MORE RESPONSIBLE AND MATURE THAN MY#PARENTS. SO WHAT GIVES.#also theyre 50 like cmon yall. youre not even 20 or 30. i think you should know how to not like. get your job shut down or die of lack#of medication.#did i tell yall one of the times a few months ago i was nagging dad abt getting his insurance#his response was literally. no exxageration.#he was like oughhh i dont wanna see doctors because then theyll find out somethings wrong with me#and ill have to go on a bunch of medication.#and then he actually for real. said.#“being on too many medications killed my grandma”#even mom was like cmon man. thats not even true. they misdiagnosed her and put her on WRONG meds. she wasnt even on that many.
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what a whiplash going to see my 2016 tumblr dash (as linked in that last post) and getting slapped in the face w full blown ace discourse 😭😭😭
#i was an exclusionist too lmao i was so pissed as if hordes of cishet aces were coming to Invade Our Spaces?????? CRINGE#i still have beef w the split attraction model when non-aspec ppl use it ON BI SUBREDDITS CONSTANTLY TO DISCOURAGE ANY SELF-REFLECTION#like telling newly out bi's their internalized homo/biphobia is just an inborn trait that cant be helped so dont bother looking into it :)#thats more of a personal pet peeve than anything though#honestly the whole discourse was so stupid and the fake stories and moral panic coming from it was ridiculous#u kno whats real and can be trusted? peoples own experiences and interpretations of themselves. and that needs to be respected and accepted#i got so fed up w the dehumanizing and circlejerky nature of the exclusionist side. not to mention the victimhood complexes and the#black and white thinking that were being normalized by the entire discourse. and the essentialist thinking and public shaming#identities are not inherently above examination and there needs to be a balance between inclusion and exclusion in any context#bc both have negative and positive sides when applied to any group or identity. it should be approached w common sense#i wanna veer away from any generalizations and approach things on a case by case basis#but when it comes to someones personal identity and their lived experience. thats none of my business whatsoever#no matter what. basic respect is believing ppl when they say who they are. thats the bare minimum of interpersonal acceptance#fighting against that in order to uphold some us vs them dynamic is straight up awful#if you cant respect someone bc you cant personally understand their experience youre stuck on the wrong thing#you shouldnt need to relate to someone in order to treat them w kindness and empathy#if you need to find someone relatable to accept their validity then youre not genuinely someone accepting of differences
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柄本 佑 || 「光る君へ」 (2024) · 第二十一回 「旅立ち」
#柄本佑#tasuku emoto#光る君へ#hikaru kimi e#1x21#made by me#fujiwara no michinaga#藤原道長#I love his new kimono <3#he's both michinaga & saburo in this episode#I never thought I'd see his saburo face ever again#when he told mahiro that he recognized her handwriting#the face he made...120% saburo#and his cold bitch mode jesus#iF I WERE KORECHIKA I'D SHIT MY PANTS#also the way he's briefing tametoki about the chinese business men...holy shit#like this is the first time this show feels TRULY like an 80s taiga drama (his face looks so nationalist...Idk)#and I want to point out that I liked the way Oishi sensei wrote the scene where nobutaka claiming michinaga persecuted korechika#it's almost a way of HER saying: you young lovers do your love thingy and leave the real history to the old men#it's a bit disappointing that she switched back to clean!michinaga in the tryst scene...sigh. she had the chance to do the craziest thing#when he turned to her & said 'yes. and?' I swear to goD I really wish there's no more. just like that. Yes. I did it. I set him up. it's me#I really don't buy that michinaga in real history was a 'good' guy. but I get it your taiga dramas dont have evil protagonists#or was he too stupid to do that?
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Hate when a book club is on discord. I refuse to join any discords anymore. I am not bedeviling my phone like that. But i want to lurk and see what other people are saying 😩
#discord is for my private business* only#*fanfic tbr - reference photos for projects - and pics of celebs that spark joy#(and also period and we/ght tracking but i pretend no bc both make me wanna kms)#but yeah i wanna Participate but i am also a loser and i know i dont know as much abt the subject as most of the ppl who would be there#and also most of them will be younger than me and already know each other by virtue of being mutuals or mutuals in law with each other#and i just happen to follow like 3 of them#and idk i thought i was done with the high school-esque terror of Looking Stupid When Trying To Make Friends but i guess not#and even if i were to challenge that it sure as shit is not going to be in a discord server!#disgruntled octopus
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wednesday: me (punk jacket bascially consisting of patches only), my best friend (most normal-looking person ever with a flare for second-hand men's shirts) and another friend (metalhead but then a stylish red mullet and black leather jacket) just walking along
a group of weird-ass guys with no hobbies: YO THE EMO GANG
thursday: me (still punk like c'mon i'm waaaay too colourful for emo) and two literally just normal-ass looking guys just walking along the street
that same group of guys, most likely: OHH YOU'RE THE BIG HERO *something something* EMOS
literally i'm so confused?? one why do they feel the need to do that. two at least pick people who look like any alt style? like isn't it just embarrassing to call normal ass people emos for walking. like okay wednesday 2/3 looked alt but thurday? also why were they moaning. why do they think they're the hottest shit. why's the majority of (mostly cis boys but tbh it you get some from everyone) people my age so. unbearably stupid?
#the worst thing about puberty is evryone going fucking nuts#this refers to both my hormones and a solid 60% at least of people i interact with on the daily#theyre not funny. theyre offensive. they have no hobbies. they spout the stupidest shit ever#like maybe im also unfunny and say stupid stuff but at least i mind my own business#what is the appeal#THERE IS NO FUCKING REASON#THATS NOT EVEN SOME SICK ASS BURN YOURE JUST CONFUSING#im questioning if theyre human#like im mildly annoyed but not really bothered. im just. just. WHY#theyre calling random people emos and yell across the entire street. were making up a scifi world were longass stick through ur head are a#fashion trend and also the norm and think about possible consequences in architecture etc. we are not the same#a biscuit's rambles
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one time in undergrad someone came up to me and was like "my partner is also AFAB with pink hair!!" and the way i nearly killed them on the spot
#bell.txt#in what world do you walk up to a trans person and declare their agab as if you 1. definitively know and 2. its any of your business#besides that. in what world do you walk around TELLING RANDOM PEOPLE YOUR PARTNERS SUPPOSED AGAB holy fuck#anyway this is why agab/afab/amab are stupid fucking terms and we absolutely should not use them the way theyve been used#and should definitely not let cis people use them holy fuck#well that person turned out to not be cis but still. fucking idiot#also being a trans person with pink hair is so normal it was such a stupid fucking comment anyway#like specifying that both me and the partner were trans was so weird like. what the fuck#anyway agab gets used constantly to just misgender people and its so exhausting
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My dad: *texts my mom the day after Father’s Day to see if I was mad at him because I didn’t call him*
Also my dad: *sends me a text on Easter and then radio silence for months* *does not call to ask if I have plans for my birthday* *does not text to check in on me* *does not invite me over to his house for anything ever* *allows my stepmom to use his money to prioritize her kids over me* *literally doesn’t ever act like he wants anything to do with me actually* *cancels or changes plans at the last minute because he decides he wants to drink instead* *offers to help my mom pay my car payments and then never does* *gets us gym memberships and then cancels them without warning because he didn’t have the money and just doesn’t tell me* *cannot hold a thirty second conversation without mentioning ‘the Chinese threat’ or ‘Covid was invented by democrats to replace Trump in office’*
My dad: Why doesn’t my child call me? I am the specialist most important person in the whole wide world. What could she have to be mad about?
#angy#sweepy but angy#he told my mom the other day that he wished I’d gotten a real job instead of playing around like I am currently#like with zero awareness that I tried desperately for six months to find a job and literally no one would hire me#and now I can just kind of do my own thing BECAUSE my mom takes care of me and helps me financially#and that we have an understanding that I will absolutely look for a job if she ever asks me to#like we have talked about this multiple times#my silly little business is allowed because my mom makes enough money to take care of us both and invest in the business#if she were to say ‘i need you to find a job to pay for your car payment’ I’d start looking again that very second#we’re both adults like#im literally turning 30 in a few days#and he’s still running his mouth like im 16 and stupid#ignoring the fact that I’ve been sick a majority of my adult life and that it’s gotten significantly worse the last couple of years#to the point that something as common as my period will have me writing on the floor in pain for days and sick to my stomach for weeks#this man has a wife that has NEVER worked a day in her LIFE and he wants to tell ME to get a job??#anyway she told me about it when she got home and i had to stop myself from reflexively going to set his house on fire#that man better send me fucking money for my birthday it’s all he’s good for
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no. sorry. but the reincarnation thing in oshi no ko is just so incredibly stupid i can barley comprehend it
#tanya the evil dni but like there there is some sliiight sliiiight benefit of the biggest doubt trans reading that can be done there#even if the extra layer is still stupid there.#but here it's like. why are the children of the murdered pop star also her murdured stalker gynecologist and the sad 12 year old cancer#child he proposed to before he died??? how does this help anyone#you look at the cool guy teen protag on his epic high school entertainment business revenge quest and go.#you don't deserve to sadly mourn your mom actually. because you're really just some random creep who was her doctor????#and like the scenes that were like. awwww she loves her cute children <333#sorry i just feel bad for the poor girl those are two of your dead fans!!!! only way this can be redeemed for me is if it turns out#she somehow orchastrated all this in an even dumber twist. that would be funny.#but equally :) that death scene was disgusting <3 good riddance!#it tries to sayyyy something about idol culture and humanise her sooo badly but it's whole soul and presentation is just.#its own antithesis#<- kaguya sama and scums wish both getting reevaluated
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#so its been 3 months exactly since me & my ex like... said farewell#very dramatically#i just found out he blocked me on tiktok. 2 months ago i would've been devastated but now i just feel kinda bummed out#like is this really how 4 years of best friendship & 1 year of dating fuckery ends? damn lol it wasn't even all that#but mostly i just think its extremely pathetic & childish and LOSERRRR BEHAVIORRRR . for a 100k tiktok acc#to block a 150 follower account that doesnt even follow him + doesnt interact#like ok you said you weren't in love with me?? yet you feel the need to block me 3 months after the fact#im minding my business unless he breaks first (which has been the case a few times)#its still hard to get over him but he's making it easier every day!#just yesterday i was on the train On my way! to a concert & i remembered the afternoon before my harry concert in june last night#the mutual interest if you will had been re-established like a week prior & i texted him if he wanted to hang out and he said yes (ofc)#and the tension.......... GOD I MISS THATHSFDJKFS#walking around decathlon flirting oh it was SO STUPIDDD. THE GIGGLES. personally i've never really experienced that on that level before bc#like it's the best friends to lovers thing its the fact that we both felt the energy shift very clearly and were leaning into it#but not actually doing anything about it yet#just making stupid jokes flirting giggling but acting like actually nothing is going on#when i damn well know that if any of my friends saw us that afternoon they would've side eyed us SOOOOO HAARDDDDD#not to wax poetic over the guy who fucked me over so many times but. the electric energy .....#i'm probably not going to feel That ever again#whatever! whatever#txt
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oh my god who fucking care about bi lesbian discourse
#this is such a stupid thing to be fighting over like. as a bisexual i personally find it dumb & dont see what it accomplished by diluting#both terms but LITERALLY that does not matter. if someone else finds meaning in it & thats how it makes sense for them to identify good for#them!! this shit truly does not matter even if you think some term or identity sounds dumb or you dont get jt literally how is that any of#your business. tired of online gay discourse i need more gay irls again my friend group has#gotten so straight these past few years#like me & the irl gays werent ever arguing about stupid shit llike this we were going to bars & taking turns kissing each other#texticles#*what it accomplishes besides diluting both terms is what i meant. idk wtf i wrote there instead
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#not to be weird on main but jaysteph hallmarkesque fic where it's like. steph has been away at college#and comes back to gotham on holiday break absolutely jonesing to get back into ''the family business'' aka vigilantism#she and jason were childhood acquaintances (schoolbus theory!!!) and worked together a bit before she went to school#steph has an argument with tim about something stupid (no they're not dating at this point they're just besties and both a bit petty)#so they're at odds and the whole family is a bit tense bc there's a Big Case going on and B is away on JL business#(B has promised he'll be back in time for Christmas. he is SCRAMBLING to keep this promise.)#anyway: cue steph deciding to make things a little easier on dick by handling arrangements for The Christmas Eve Gala TM#and recruiting jason (who is honestly just along for the ride/lowkey keeps mom-friending literally everyone in the absense of bruce)#they end up doing Shenanigans while trying to pull this event off and not cause any more trouble for alfred#while also working that Big Case during the nighttime and dealing with regular Family Tensions.#steph is also conflicted about transfering back to gotham u or staying with her current program that isn't really doing it for her#(jason is also considering enrolling in college now that he's legally alive again and is struggling a little with Being Alive)#at some point they end up reminiscing about their shenanigans as kids who rode the same schoolbus#and there's this really emotional moment like ''sometimes i wonder why I'm even allowed to be alive. why did we get to come back''#and all that. steph has a mild existential crisis brought on by emotions running high and sleep deprivation#thats basically her asking how she's able to go to college. she should have brain damage after being technically dead for minutes like that#and jason is like ''i DID have brain damage'' and they just look at each other and it's like this *zing* moment#like hotel transylvania skkdfnskfnsk#anyway yeah college girl steph home for the holidays falling for the guy she used to sit with on the bus??? i am Thinking#also samsung needs to give me a starling emoji smh
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I'm just... I'm so angry at Square Enix right now, for them blaming Final Fantasy XVI for their loss of shares.
I could get into it, but I'm trying not to: I'm trying to breathe and calm down.
But I worry that this might not bode well for Square Enix's future, perhaps, or at least the future of the Final Fantasy series. *bites nails*
#it's like: yeah. let's just blame ffxvi overall and not some of the *admittedly* dumb decisions we made with it (like making it a ps5#exclusive) that surely made it sell not as well as it could have#you know they're going to make a hard left turn now and not do a ton of the things that ffxvi did--that WERE good choices--thinking those#were the failure#instead of looking at the bad BUSINESS decisions#i swear that square enix as a company drives me so insane. they never learn#there's even a teeny tiny part of me that's worried that this COULD be the last ff now#surely not right? and really i don't feel that way#BUT console gaming is extremely dead in japan. and they were saying that they didn't know if there'd be another ff after this#i saw that as sort of pr talk. to try to get people to really buy this game#and. again: i really doubt they'd sink their flagship series#but if nothing else. you know they're probably going to make stupid decisions with it now because of this#for one thing: they just have unrealistic expectations most of the time (and it seems like they spent way too much money on this game. whic#again: they could have moreso recovered if it wasn't a ps5 exclusive)#and it's that kind of thing that stops them from taking chances on games like twewy and nier for forever#like... stopping spending so much on games. and aiming for the sky. and make some cheaper games that don't cost a fortune and maybe go from#there#or do both. like some that are like that and some that aren't. like your aaa games#and watch them even MORESO double down on the nft garbage after this. i swear
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