#what does this say

[transboykirito]

hi can someone tell me what fucking fic idea i got at 4am

[anditwentlikethis]

new look 👀

[danceintheskies]

Maxie dresses like this cultured elder gay but he's literally the dumbest most spaciest motherfucker on the planet meanwhile Archie's passion for wildlife led him to pursue a PhD in marine biology and a volunteering job rescuing pelippers from soda nets on the weekends but he's still like yo ho ho i'm a pirate and shit 24/7 bcuz he's just that committed to the aesthetic. What's not to get

[real-total-drama-takes]

we need a live action netflix original regular show reboot

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[made-nondescript]

thinking about that post I made in June or something where I was like "there is real potential I end up fixated on e2 jimmy". hell yeah you did brother.

[sonicraft]

Sonic suggested adding one tech mod to the server, which led to:

- Amy leaving the server for an extended period of time after knuckles called botania a magic mod

- Sonic waking up one night at 4:12 AM only to find a very sleep deprived tails arguing with metal sonic over whether create or mekanism is better

- Eggman suggested Nuclearcraft and everyone immediately accusing him of wanting to nuke everyone's bases, which no, he was going to cover them in corium, there's a difference

- Shadow, whisper and surge forming a pressure group to get draconic evolution in

The only thing that prevented total civil war was cream off-handedly mentioning "That one rocket ship mod" and everyone coming to the conclusion that they're all good with galacticraft being the mod. Sonic even put galaxyspace in after some pleading from tails

cream is the most powerful person on the server

[the-eater-of-flesh]

chrinically onleien

[socialc1imb]

REATH IS INE IF NTN FAVORITE DONFS EVEU UES ITS FO GOOD

G..god?

[catholicjinx]

It iz vaj aj used to spik like diz

eva you just gave me a stroke

[bluntforceheadtrauma]

Whuh

[mattsmemes]

[veldian]

erorf nieshd.

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[wither-rose-circus]

I finnally found here still tumblin but relieved that iwas right about everyone knowing alot about a lot

I feel like I just had a stroke

[inkskinned]

i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".

it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.

do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.

but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.

do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).

you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.

walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.

no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.

do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."

you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.

there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.

i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.

he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."

[real-total-drama-takes]

“Hijotee’s William Country” is my Roman Empire

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[shehzadi]

the US is directly bombing syria, iraq (x, x, x, x) and yemen simultaneously tonight (very early hours of 03.02.24) while, of course, continuing to proudly fund israel’s ongoing genocide in ghazzah. they’re saying that this is only the beginning of their operations in iraq and syria. meanwhile, israel is increasingly targeting rafah, having just martyred 11 palestinians there in one airstrike alone. as a reminder, rafah is essentially the southern most area in ghazzah and is where israel told palestinians to flee to, calling it a ‘safe zone’. this is all happening the same day israel announced it is preparing for a ground invasion in rafah. allah reham kare