personally I think that boostle should be allowed to have a cheesy, dorky romance together but WHATEVER (while still having their monthly divorce btw)
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shipping botw/totk link is so funny because link has 100 girlfriends and boyfriends. like well obviously him and zelda care deeply for eachother and link would litterally die for her and after zelda got to know him she obviously (read her damn diary) are in lurrrve. but also he has a fish girl who wanted him so bad but she fucking died but her spirit litterally protects him from death multiple times like ok girl. and ALSO her himbo ass brother who is now married to another fish woman but obviously her husbands boyfriend is an exeption. also links gayass 100 year rivalry with that cunty bird who was constantly thinking about a rematch for a whole ass century. thats definately not gay gay homosexual gay at all. and speaking of gayass rivalries, litterally fighting against that big titted evil guy for all of his past fucking lives. sure buddy okay 🙄🙄
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whenever i hang out with people i don't know well i'm always the weird guy sitting in silence & observing (i'm afraid of people but figuring out what's going on is fun (it's not. seriously i'm so scared)) and i think i should upgrade that by carrying a notebook to write down whatever they're saying so i can use it for my jokes
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keep telling myself not to take it seriously but I'm a pathetic weak ass man
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when your card declines in therapy and they bring out the fob uquiz that reads you into the fucking dust
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just found out whats going on. what the fuck ! .anyways my discord is mojavewastes. uhm
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different types of liquor really got me feeling different types of WOOF
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my hair is not hairing today i look like shit
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Thinking about Ted's big, stupid guilt and responsibility complex over Dan Garrett's death and the Blue Beetle legacy and him being unable to actually retire from being the Blue Beetle despite the taxing effects on his health and how it slowly killed him
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Watching the Berserk movie after the anime is just like. CHARLOTTE. CHARLOTTE. DONT LET HIM INTO YOUR ROOM. CHARLOTTE
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Sick and tired of the "does this machine have a soul?" constant questioning of some modern media that is trying to be edgy by now it sounds like the dudebro way of trying to ask "are there more than two genders?"
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